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[–]gripy 12 points13 points ago

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[–]NagastaBagamba 2 points3 points ago

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The stairs make it look like the front is pixellated - I wonder what they're trying to hide?

[–]boywithpurplesocks 21 points22 points ago

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Did anyone else read the title of the link like the pig off of the Geico commercials?

[–]ihaveawesomedreams 17 points18 points ago

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I hate that pig.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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All that pig is trying to do is get to the market. Why so much hate?

[–]turfy 4 points5 points ago

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That pig crossed a line after the third wheeee.

[–]maxderpinphd 0 points1 point ago

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That pig has my first name, it gave me a way to make sure she never takes me out when she wants to shop for clothes again. I love that pig for that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Oh god fuck you.

[–]every4years 0 points1 point ago

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May this reference become a thing of the past before my next comment.

[–]maxderpinphd 0 points1 point ago

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Yes... yes I did.

[–]G59 6 points7 points ago

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[–]okmkz 1 point2 points ago

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They truly are majestic creatures.

[–]sherlock2010 3 points4 points ago

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I read that in chef's voice first. It didn't make a lot of sense.

[–]PureMDC 2 points3 points ago

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[–]They_Limit_Pork 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for this. Such memories.

[–]fogdelune 4 points5 points ago

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Proof that humans came from apes!

[–]okmkz 5 points6 points ago

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That's not how evolution works!

[–]ANewAccountCreated 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I'm perfectly willing to consider that humans came from ape tits. Don't resist such an awesome theory.

[–]fogdelune 0 points1 point ago

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You could be right, I forgot about this

[–]maxderpinphd 0 points1 point ago

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Yes it is.

[–]99redpuppets 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hate to see what she gives birth to!

[–]goofzilla 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK THAT DAMN GEICO PIG!!!

[–]weebritain 1 point2 points ago

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A comma away from an entirely different post.

[–]drums_addict 1 point2 points ago

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So the stairs have you climbing into its ass?

[–]neightdog 0 points1 point ago

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this was made on Canv.as yesterday

[–]pretty_annoying_tbh 0 points1 point ago

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I read it as "I'm lactating..." Looks down "OH SHIT, CHILDREN!"

[–]Rustash 0 points1 point ago

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I'm totally crushing...CHILDREN!

[–]TheBluntCunt 0 points1 point ago

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I lactate blood.

[–]redhousebythebog 0 points1 point ago

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quick delivery.

[–]ElevenToFortyNine 0 points1 point ago

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i read it in the voice of tf2 heavy

[–]Pickledpixl 0 points1 point ago

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Zoom in on it's face

[–]Use_The_Force_Ken 0 points1 point ago

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SOON

[–]pasta_monster 0 points1 point ago

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I read this like Chef from South Park.

[–]GrilledCheeser 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm lactating children."

"Is this one yours?"

[–]Shocar 0 points1 point ago

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Pure Adrenaline!

[–]lasercannonangel 0 points1 point ago

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Again?!

[–]jramjram 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in the Cookie Monster's voice. I don't know why.

[–]FruggingAndSugging 0 points1 point ago

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I'm lactating, children!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I have not yet experienced true fun.

[–]melanrawr 0 points1 point ago

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Earlier, my roommate/fellow redditor tilted her laptop away from me and said to our friend, "hey did you see the lactating children?" and they laughed together.

I was alarmed and repulsed by the internet once again, but now it all makes sense.

[–]I_Tow_My_Own_Line 0 points1 point ago

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I could have sworn I saw it blink. I'm not sure if I should be relieved or scared that it's not a gif.

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, I expected to see an annoying fucking pig with a pinwheel.

[–]armleglegarmhead 0 points1 point ago

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either i had a dream about this thing before or it was in a movie. i wanna say it was a movie.

[–]laxfanman119 0 points1 point ago

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I have the strangest boner right now...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think the word "lactating" means what you think it means.

[–]fogdelune 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zoobird 0 points1 point ago

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I've been down that slide, or at least one similar. Wildwood, NJ.