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[–]noodle42 1001 points1002 points ago

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NO STAIRWAY.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 502 points503 points ago

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Denied!

[–]evilpancakeman 70 points71 points ago

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Do you accept Cash?

[–]Snuhmeh 8 points9 points ago

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Cha ching!

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[–]BotanicallyEnhanced 44 points45 points ago

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No Dana, only Zule!

[–]dweeb_ 7 points8 points ago

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*Zuul

[–]CivilBrocedure 5 points6 points ago

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You have the gatekeeper and I have the keymaster.. maybe we should have them meet up

[–]GhostGuy 10 points11 points ago

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That shirt needs to be longer. It should go at least to the ankles, I think.

[–]ChurchTheHero 33 points34 points ago

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Well played

[–]cakezilla 18 points19 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]cheesecloth 17 points18 points ago

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Care to explain what it is he did there?

[–]cakezilla 19 points20 points ago

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Played... like a guitar... player...

(Could have been unintended.)

[–]Cornholioh 2 points3 points ago

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Thirty FREAKIN' DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!? ($29.50)

[–]diatonic 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, that's a premium white t-shirt.

[–]KeepItLevon 289 points290 points ago

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I doubt there is a single redditor who didn't get this but ... here

[–]AtlasHighFived 83 points84 points ago

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Party On, Wayne.

[–]Sephiroth912 63 points64 points ago

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Party on, Garth!

Also...SHE'S A BABE! SCHWING!

[–]Bigsnurfer 25 points26 points ago

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If she was a president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln

[–]project___mayhem 3 points4 points ago

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She's magically babe-a-licious

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[–]Sephiroth912 18 points19 points ago

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spots username

I'm upvoting you to spite your name.

[–]gmuir 9 points10 points ago

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I am sure that's exactly what he wants

[–]dirtymcdirtball 21 points22 points ago

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!ygolohcysp esreveR

[–]Aristartle 22 points23 points ago

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Party time! Excellent!

[–]pinkytheunicorn 4 points5 points ago

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....I guess.

[–]ncjenkin 152 points153 points ago

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... I'm a Redditor who didn't get it. Thank you. I'll go watch Wayne's World now.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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Yes. Yes you will. Ha. Haha. Muahahahahahaahhahahahahaha.

But seriously, it is a really funny movie.

[–]ncjenkin 22 points23 points ago

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It's not on Netflix for streaming!! OH NO!

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points ago

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Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo piratebay oooooooooooooooooooooo

[–]F22Rapture 21 points22 points ago

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Am I the only one who read this in Jon Stewart's mockery voice?

[–]hypertown 2 points3 points ago

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I read it in the voice of an out of breath Brad Pitt.

[–]mmb2ba 25 points26 points ago

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I need to buy that movie. It will be mine.

Oh yes, it will be mine.

[–]irrelevantsociallife 15 points16 points ago

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Forget it, mmb2ba! It'll never happen!

[–]edharken 3 points4 points ago

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He does this every Friday.

[–]tyrannischgott 32 points33 points ago

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I love how she says "wow.... '64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white with three single-coil pickups and a whammy bar."

Which is a lot like saying "wow... a '64 Aston Martin DB5 with four wheels and a gasoline engine."

[–]Sawri 3 points4 points ago

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That might be the best simile I've ever read.

[–]TheGOPkilledJesus 27 points28 points ago

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Tia Carrere is so hot! And one of the funniest movies.

[–]hypertown 11 points12 points ago

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And she still is.

[–]PsychoM 6 points7 points ago

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At that point, what's the point of wearing a shirt anyways? I'm not complaining but that's just not classy.

[–]PrairieSkiBum 8 points9 points ago

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Just wondering does the 'May I help you' riff actually work?

Someone out there has to have tried it.

[–]irish711 14 points15 points ago

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Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware................ Hi, I'm in .. delaware.

[–]Throtex 6 points7 points ago

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Every time I think of that, I mentally follow it up with the Simpsons: "I want to visit a screen door factory!"

[–]NerdBot9000 10 points11 points ago

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You are obviously older than the average redditor.

[–]winesti 6 points7 points ago

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Is there a clip anywhere of him playing the original intro to Stairway? That is, the one included in the theatrical release, not the DVD release.

[–]KingTalkieTiki 11 points12 points ago

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The "Stairway to Heaven" guitar riff was changed for the international, cable, and videotape releases to a generic riff because of disputes in obtaining rights to the first five notes of the song, which appear only in the US theatrical release. Sans, this clip is overdubbed to include the actual song, but if you were watch it on TV, or home video, you'd hear a riff that doesn't even resemble stairway to heaven.

[–]SuperMoses82 13 points14 points ago*

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Two things.

  1. The irony of Stairway to Heaven and its "rights" to the first five notes which were actually lifted from Spirit's Taurus

  2. You, unlike Jimmy Page, could have at least credited the source of your copypasta: source

[–]greg0ry 13 points14 points ago

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I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE! EVERYONE GETS UPVOTES!

[–]Names_That_Movie 3 points4 points ago

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Wayne's World

[–]moyerr 45 points46 points ago

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Can't handle centered bullets.

[–]toastedcheese 459 points460 points ago

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DAE like classic rock?!?!?!?

[–]TheIrish 377 points378 points ago

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Honestly, Am I the only one who doesn't like Kesha?

[–]Tarachia 244 points245 points ago

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You know who was pretty good? The Clash, DAE like the Beatles?

[–]whowantstoknow 64 points65 points ago

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The Beatles? Were they like The Monkees?

[–]lojinks 25 points26 points ago

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The Monkees? Weren't they like The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band? (Google'em... you won't regret it!)

[–]AT-AT 4 points5 points ago

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WoW! Great discovering! Every song sounds better with a tuba. :)

[–]IanSlinger 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band was great! Oh man, have you ever seen Do Not Adjust Your Set, the pre-Python sketch comedy show on which they were a recurring musical guest?

[–]exnor 2 points3 points ago

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And looking very relaxed, Adolph Hitler on vibes. Nice.

[–]lojinks 8 points9 points ago

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The Clash and pretty good should not be in the same sentence,..they were (enter tiger....)...GGGrrrreat!!

[–]Tarachia 8 points9 points ago

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I have a habit of downplaying my emotions for things. London Calling is one of my favorite songs, alongside Guns of Brixton.

[–]TheStupidZebra 7 points8 points ago

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This may sound stupid, but what does DAE mean?

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 12 points13 points ago

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Dragon Age: Extended. I have no idea why people keep talking about it.

[–]AmbitiousBlues 33 points34 points ago

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DAE know what DAE means?

[–]Tarachia 17 points18 points ago

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Does Anyone Else

[–]WombatHerder 23 points24 points ago

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Right here, but if I had a nickel for everybody who tried to play shit pop in our guitar classes I'd have like..... $0.60. The problem isn't as big as it should be, but kids should try Sor, Rodrigo, Carcassi, and Albeniz if they want to play guitar, classical takes much more skill and technique IMHO.

[–]MrSoulSong 9 points10 points ago

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Here here... Agreed. Maybe a little Sergovia in the mix too.

[–]Tarachia 16 points17 points ago

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That could be said for any genre and instrument, if you compare it to classical, but yeah, I would like to see more kids on classical guitar, or at least dabble in it, rather than walk around my campus and hear the same three chords over and over.

[–]yocxl 36 points37 points ago

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It worked for Angus Young...

[–]goofball_jones 8 points9 points ago

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What about Guitar George? He knows all the chords...

[–]daschande 4 points5 points ago

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No good; he was strictly rhythm, didn't wanna make it cry or sing.

[–]come_the_dawn 3 points4 points ago

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But an old guitar is all he can afford.

[–]mmb2ba 6 points7 points ago

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Except bass.

Classical bass work is about the most boring thing in existence. Hope you like whole notes, or oompah if you play tuba.

[–]haberdashing 5 points6 points ago

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yikes, Rodrigo? That is some near impossible stuff.

[–]callmelucky 6 points7 points ago

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So, people should try to learn something that is difficult just for the sake of it, even if they have no interest in it at all? What kind of arse-logic is that?

[–]Bromleyisms 2 points3 points ago

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I think they should try out as many genres as possible, shit, I hope they try out as many instruments as possible. Whatever they enjoy playing, that's what they should be doing.

[–]callmelucky 2 points3 points ago

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Hear, hear. There's an awful lot of toffee-wankery in this thread.

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]OptimusYPrime 92 points93 points ago

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I JUST BRAVED IN MY PANTS.

[–]riser 48 points49 points ago

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AM I ON THE RIGHT TRAIN?

[–]econartist 52 points53 points ago

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CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

[–]UnclePolan 17 points18 points ago

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ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN

[–]GavinOKeefe 9 points10 points ago

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-- Ron Carl Anti-Santonum Sagan Paul-Dawkins

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 14 points15 points ago

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I CAN SMELL THE BRAVE FROM HERE.

[–]frank2791 19 points20 points ago

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HOLY SHIT. I BRAVED SO HARD, I HAD TO SCOOP UP ALL THE HUGE BRAVE PUDDLES SO I COULD DONATE ALL THAT BRAVE TO A BRAVE BANK SO SOMEONE COULD HAVE A BRAVE LITTLE BABY JUST LIKE THIS BRAVE MAN. BRAVE.

[–]uneekfreek 7 points8 points ago

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OMG how dare you talk about our glorious leader of all that is wise and who is literally the daughter of Einstein himself.

[–]thratty 36 points37 points ago

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This is the single bravest comment I have ever read.

[–]wcpackerfan 6 points7 points ago

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"Ron Paul" -Carl Sagan

[–]_Linear[!] 21 points22 points ago

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Someone just said they prefer the Glee version to the classic version. I RAGED SOOOOO HARD!

[–]ssdu3 30 points31 points ago*

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DAE like getting karma?!?!?

Go fuck yourself, Santorum!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You started a solid circlejerk, feel proud.

[–]TheWinrar 170 points171 points ago

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I can't tell if I'm in /r/circlejerk or not.

[–]ani625 122 points123 points ago

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You're on reddit, so yes.

[–]morpheousmarty 4 points5 points ago

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So what is the relatoinship between /r/TrueReddit and /r/circlejerk? Shouldn't that have caused a time paradox or something? Maybe we need some sort of Highlander system for one subreddit to be able to absorb the powers of another subreddit after cutting its head off.

[–]szlafarski 18 points19 points ago

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Thank you for opening a massive market. You wanna learn Ke$ha? I WILL TEACH YOU KE$HA.

[–]amardrana 100 points101 points ago

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FREEBIRD

[–]Jakemizer 37 points38 points ago

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FREEBIRD!!!!

[–]Tngstix 65 points66 points ago

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[–]NerdBot9000 10 points11 points ago

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Yes. I like you.

[–]OKGoldfish 103 points104 points ago

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HOW ABOUT SOME WONDERWALL

[–]admdelta 66 points67 points ago

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NONO HEY THERE DELILAH

[–]Coffeybeanz 17 points18 points ago

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[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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There's this guy in my college campus that plays Wonderwall on his acoustic guitar. It sounds like a stereotype, but I think it's the only song he knows. There is often a gaggle of girls listening to him. Even I have to admit, he is pretty dreamy.

[–]OKGoldfish 56 points57 points ago

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If a cumguzzlingchristian thinks he's dreamy, there's no argument here.

[–]bob-a-rama 3 points4 points ago

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It's an easy song to learn, but sounds impressive.

[–]xNonsense 12 points13 points ago

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Zeppelin > Kedollarsignha

[–]artie_ceasy 23 points24 points ago

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[You want to learn Simon and Garfunkel, you'll learn Simon and Garfunkel.] You want to learn Simon and Garfunkel, you'll learn Simon.

FTFY

[–]LegendaryDaPig 7 points8 points ago

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"Here's a little tik-tok by Ke$ha!" begins to play stairway to heaven

[–]Punkwasher 196 points197 points ago

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Ke$ha is music like mercury is nutrition

[–]XKCD_is_relevant 49 points50 points ago

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Nutrition? Health? Ke$ha?

WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain't PREtty / and noBODY'S gonna KISS me if my MOUTH smells SHItty / so I ALways brush my TEETH before I START on the JACK / sure, my DRINKing's out of HAND, but I'm conTROLLing my PLAQUE.

http://xkcd.com/846/

[–]OldTimeGentleman 4 points5 points ago

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So there really is an xkcd for everything.

[–]XKCD_is_relevant 9 points10 points ago

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So it has come to this.

'Come to what?' 'You. Me. This moment.'

http://xkcd.com/1022/

[–]epsiblivion 8 points9 points ago

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you can just post this one from now on since it's always relevant. no one will question it.

[–]XKCD_is_relevant 8 points9 points ago

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So it has come to this.

'Come to what?' 'You. Me. This moment.'

http://xkcd.com/1022/

(You know, I kinda had to.)

[–]mistertheinternet 10 points11 points ago

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how's that masturbating to Natalie Portman going?

[–]13853211 7 points8 points ago

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GREAT!

[–]vroomery 3 points4 points ago

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The only reason Kesha is worth anything is because of Dr. Luke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Luke

[–]Rorkimaru 171 points172 points ago

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She's actually musically talented, The whole sing-talk thing she does started as a joke and she doesn't like the sound herself. She does it for the money and because it's fun and people enjoy it.

[–][deleted] 448 points449 points ago

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She's basically a genius.

[–]Con45 327 points328 points ago

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"E=mc2" - Ke$ha

[–]Use_The_Force_Ken 339 points340 points ago

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"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy." - Einstein

[–]northdancer 76 points77 points ago

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I laughed and farted at the same time after reading this.

[–]buntH0LE 89 points90 points ago

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You sound like a catch

[–]boydrewboy 21 points22 points ago

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I'm lizzing as we speak.

[–]spience10 8 points9 points ago

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Freud brushed his teeth with a bottle of jack

[–]i_am_not_sam 39 points40 points ago

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Ah, reddit.

[–]zulway 22 points23 points ago

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Hello person who is not sam.

[–]RussianFedora 15 points16 points ago

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Hello, God of Mercy.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Hello, Russian version of linux kernel based OS Fedora.

[–]RussianFedora 2 points3 points ago

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I have no idea what you are.

[–]ds2600 16 points17 points ago

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"E=mc2 - Einstein" - Ke$ha

[–]midnightbarber 14 points15 points ago

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretsky" - Michael Scott

[–]ToastmahGhost 10 points11 points ago

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a gay fish, one might add.

[–]justkilc 11 points12 points ago

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[–]quotejester 8 points9 points ago

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She's just a troll that didn't get got.

[–]thejagger 2 points3 points ago

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She is literally Albert Einstein.

[–]vinod1978 6 points7 points ago

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She is just lucky enough to have some great producers behind her. I'm not gonna say that she doesn't have catchy tunes but without great people behind her she wouldn't seem that talented.

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[–][deleted] 79 points80 points ago

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like uhh, your opinion man...

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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has the whole world gone crazy? is he the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

[–]Dielsalder 18 points19 points ago

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Mark it zero!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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The Dude abides.

[–]briangilmore 28 points29 points ago*

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Yeah, Ke$ha's pretty funny too. She's a really talented song writer (wrote Britney's biggest new hit). She just writes pop music. Not indie music. Pop music. And she's good at it.

EDIT: This music video, for example, made me like her more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng

[–]spectralblue 17 points18 points ago

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Well I'm not gonna comment on her singing and writing. But I gotta hand it to her for being really determined, like breaking into people's houses and leaving her demo cd.

In the end, the people (well, most of them) who become successful aren't those who are smart or really talented, but those who kept on pushing through everything (though of course, there are those who are both successful and smart and/or talented).

[–]Beatleboy62 5 points6 points ago

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Don't forget either good looking or so horrendously bad looking that you're picked up as a curiosity.

[–]Quazifuji 2 points3 points ago

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I don't really care about her music one way or another, but that music video is awesome. (The good part is a little past 3 minutes in, for anyone who doesn't want to sit through the whole thing)

[–]pfingsten 71 points72 points ago

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I like Ke$ha.

[–]atheist_maybe 93 points94 points ago

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SO BRAVE! No, really, that is pretty brave for reddit, I just always wanted to do that without sarcasm.

[–]idefix24 21 points22 points ago

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Recognizing actual bravery? SO BRAVE

[–]atheist_maybe 2 points3 points ago

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I am brave, so? Holy crap, brave is a weird word. Say it all whole bunch of times. Brave, brave. Such an odd word.

[–]i_am_not_sam 26 points27 points ago

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I don't but I respect your opinion and won't downvote it.

[–]farceur318 13 points14 points ago

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I thought I liked a Ke$ha song once but then I googled it and found it was actually a Katy Perry song (TGIF).

[–]darkNiGHTS 10 points11 points ago

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Me too, her music is pretty catchy and rhythmically driven for radio music these days.

[–]meganightmare 11 points12 points ago

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So... what if I want to learn Led Zeppelin?

[–]NedStarkResurrected 12 points13 points ago

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They teach you ke$ha.

[–]TenshiS 3 points4 points ago

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I totally did not see that coming.

[–]Glenners 5 points6 points ago

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Cross over? Does he mean cross off?

[–]britta_perry 2 points3 points ago

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I thought I was the only one who noticed...

[–]Matticus84 11 points12 points ago*

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Comment edited as my joke sucked Seriously, thanks for posing this, I'm glad you liked it enough to take a picture of it. I appreciate it.

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[–]TeknikReVolt 15 points16 points ago

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Eh, I figure that's actually polite. What if someone catfacts'd him?

[–]badsoap 94 points95 points ago

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doesn't this "pop is BULLSHIT rock is REAL" shit stop when you turn like 16

[–]leftoverusername 51 points52 points ago

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I'm 27 and worked at a local record store for years and am now involved with 3 radio stations, nope. I still hear the occasional shitty song. and I still hear from music snobs about shitty songs, more than I hear shitty songs

I think there is good pop though, early beatles is a great example, black michael jackson is pretty damn good too.

But fuck michael bolton, with a rake.

[–]ernestog84 26 points27 points ago

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[–]pman5595 2 points3 points ago

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bbbut ... JACK SPARROW!

[–]wcpackerfan 2 points3 points ago

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Butt fuck Michael Bolton, with a rake. FTFY

[–]Minimumtyp 2 points3 points ago

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THIS IS THE TALE

OF BEING FUCKED WITH A RAKE

[–]SlopyLefthanded 11 points12 points ago

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I got a whole lotta love for ke$ha

[–]annul 9 points10 points ago

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puns like that will find no quarter here.

[–]freakorgeek 9 points10 points ago

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I don't get the pun. Was there some kind of communication breakdown?

[–]InTheSoupTogether 9 points10 points ago

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I think so; now I am just dazed and confused.

[–]smilingarmpits 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck y'all and your pun thread, I'm going to California.

[–]ViaConNada 3 points4 points ago

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When the levee breaks we are all going to drown in puns.

[–]Minimumtyp 4 points5 points ago

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If you make one, you'll be downvoted like it's Achilles last stand.

[–]inadvertentlyobvious 4 points5 points ago

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how many more times will this joke be milked

[–]blakkheart67 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone wanna learn the Beatles song "Birthday?"

[–]As_a_blank 23 points24 points ago

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As a Ke$ha and Led Zeppelin fan, I laughed.

[–]db0255 17 points18 points ago

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We're a rare breed.

[–]vi0cs 27 points28 points ago

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I'd take a lesson from this guy because of that one line.

[–]Taylor645 7 points8 points ago

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Just donate him a few dollars, with the note "Keep it up."

[–]MegaPower124 24 points25 points ago*

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Fun fact, Ke$ha actually has really good taste in music, I believe she was childhood friends knew with the guy from The Black Keys, he hated her.

[–]Organs 85 points86 points ago

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If he hated her, then wouldn't that not make them childhood friends?

[–]Kit_L[!] 45 points46 points ago

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I hated so many of my childhood friends.

[–]therascalking13 19 points20 points ago

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Fuck, I hate some of my current friends.

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 8 points9 points ago

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We all hate each other. It's like a circlejerk but instead of jerking it's dick punching.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 5 points6 points ago

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Oh shit there's a difference?

I've got to rework some of my priorities...

[–]MegaPower124 49 points50 points ago

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Oh yeah... logic.

[–]ohgeronimo 6 points7 points ago

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I dunno, I hated some people I knew in elementary school only to find out in college that they thought we were best pals. All I could think of was all the times I got in trouble for standing up to their shit.

[–]RapeHorn 9 points10 points ago

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I wish I was childhood knew the guy from The Black Keys.

[–]noodlepenis 21 points22 points ago

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Not to be a douche, but where'd you hear that? As far as I know, Kesha is in her mid 20s and from LA, while both guys from the Black Keys are in their early 30s and from Akron, Ohio. Unless they had some weird connection, it seems strange that they would have known each other as kids.

[–]somanytictoc 10 points11 points ago*

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Kesha actually grew up near Nashville, TN. The guys from the Black Keys spend time down here occasionally. Not implausible.

Edit: The Black Keys actually live here in Nashville now, but they only moved here last year. I wanted to say that in my original comment, but didn't want to have to retract it later.

[–]apester 7 points8 points ago

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Yep and still claims Nashville as home...I had enough of her with the tick tock song but I have to admit when the floods happened a few years back she was one of the first to be there to donate her time and money...faster than most of the country artists that call the area home, I was shocked but she earned at least a little respect out of that even if I dont like her music. My kids refer to her as Taylor Swift after a bottle of Jack.

[–]wtf_is_an_reddit 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah Akron, Ohio! I used to play at an open mic night every week and Dan Auerbach's father would go there every night and read poety. He was a super cool and chill guy who would just sit at the bar and chat with you if you wanted. He would sometimes give people poems that he wrote so they could make songs out of them. I'm not sure on the truthfulness of this, but supposedly some of his poems have ended up as lyrics for The Black Keys.

[–]TheBarnburner 2 points3 points ago

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You're right. I read Dan's father wrote the lyrics to "Hard Row" off the Keys' second album and "Whispered Words" off of Dan's solo record.

[–]admdelta 2 points3 points ago

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You get outta here with your math.

[–]Gonzotron5000 2 points3 points ago

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lol i get it. Garfunkle.

[–]northerncacy 4 points5 points ago

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Where is the judge that allows things?

[–]grumblz 5 points6 points ago

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Its weird, I never played guitar in my life but then one day I just decided I wanted to, fiddled around for two months before I went to formal lessons; now it's been a year and I know songs like Space Oddity and Wish You Were Here and Comfort Eagle, still fumbling around a little but holy shit the difference between now and what I knew in 2010 is insane.

[–]runtheplacered 4 points5 points ago

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I kinda want to do this. Did you go out and buy a guitar or just borrow someones or live with someone that has one? I'd have to actually buy one, so the whole spending money thing usually drowns out my attempt to try to learn.

[–]wtf_is_an_reddit 5 points6 points ago

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Just get something cheap, or some shitty guitar from a friend that their dad maybe has laying around. I gave guitar lessons for a while, and took guitar lessons for even longer. You don't have to spend much money to get a guitar that you can learn on, and when you DO get better, and you DO get a better guitar... why, it will be all the more satisfying. You'll be in a world that you never imagined could exist.

[–]joncash 3 points4 points ago

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Not the OP but I would borrow one. It's a frustrating instrument, some people get it, some people won't. By simply borrowing one, you won't bump into the risk that you're just going to hate it and wish you never bought it. Fortunately for you, there are lots of people who did just that so there are plenty to borrow.

My own personal experience, I like guitar. I borrowed first and learned, continued to enjoy it and eventually bought my own. This allowed me to save money for a good guitar. Which is another important thing. Cheap guitars are cheap. I also eventually bought a cheap crappy guitar out of curiosity. If you start on one of those, you'll never learn because you're going to hate the sound.

Also, when I say good, I don't mean go out and buy a $2,000 fender strat. I bought an Epiphone and it was great. I broke it when I was drunk in college, but that's kind of neither here nor there. Also what lead me to buy a cheap guitar :(