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[–]horrorshowcheena 7 points8 points ago

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"Wait a minute.. were did you get lazer vision?"

"Internet"

[–]baileydeanee 15 points16 points ago

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"Honey, why does our son have nice things? I WANT NICE THINGS!"

[–]UnshavenOcean15 4 points5 points ago

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Never questions the income of Timmy

[–]mbollier 2 points3 points ago

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I think you mean "how", not "why"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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no, that's also internet

[–]mbollier 1 point2 points ago

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touche

[–]rando99 4 points5 points ago

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"Works for us!"

[–]AlexSteiner 1 point2 points ago

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But what if the pointless facts are about them? Then what? Then they call you the creepy one.

[–]holger-danske 1 point2 points ago

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I have LOTS of intertubez!!!

[–]WaffleSports 1 point2 points ago

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I use the term "intercyberwebs" freely.

[–]Jun3Bug 1 point2 points ago

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My mind goes straight to Cracked.

[–]mountainfreshh 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was called the "Timmy".

[–]FyreFlimflam 2 points3 points ago

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I do this too whenever anybody asks where I get my stuff because it's easier than explaining.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I try to play it off like I just read a lot of Nat Geos.