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[–]WhitestAfrican 105 points106 points ago

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Enjoy the upvotes while people don't read your name...

[–]BigSwedenMan 33 points34 points ago

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I just wanted to upvote him more after I read the name

[–]The_Painted_Man 7 points8 points ago

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Exactly.

"... great success!" - Borat.

[–]BouquetofDicks 5 points6 points ago

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reddit is smart enough to beat this novelty account. Right?

¡ uoıʇıʇǝd ǝuıluo uɐ uƃıs llıʍ ǝM ˙ʇıɐʍ oN

[–]grasshat 0 points1 point ago

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speak for yourself, I'll do no such thing

[–]Dakrun 1 point2 points ago

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Good call, from now on I'll be paranoid and check for this username on ALL the Happy Birthday posts I don't upvote.

[–]I_post_fake_B-days[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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U mad bro?

[–]underworlder 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly. Nope. Kinda funny

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points ago

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His birthday is October 5th.

edit: Just saw your name.

[–]sammw 6 points7 points ago

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Look at his profile. Three fake B-days, but this one detailed comment revealing his being an optometrist from California

[–]DBuckFactory 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually just him asking if an optometrist can get him an Rx for weed in California.

[–]radiks32 9 points10 points ago

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People need to start paying attention to this guy too. (vs ramachandran) http://www.shs.d211.org/socialstudies/faculty/clp/AP%20Psych/TED/ramachandran.jpg

Hes the Neil Degrasse Tyson of the brain.

[–]jsphpttrsn 2 points3 points ago

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that, he is.

[–]KimJongUno 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't care if this guy talked about how triangles can improve my health... his voice and manner of speaking are therapeutic regardless of the subject matter.

[–]toxicFork 0 points1 point ago

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oh, yeah, I love psychology and neurology and the documentaries featuring this dude are the best

I even had one of them on a youtube playlist :D

[–]ScootYerBoot 1 point2 points ago

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For those who enjoy TED talks, here you go.

[–]DrKilory 0 points1 point ago

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He even sounds like Tyson a bit.

Like Tyson plus Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python

[–]JDLJDL 1 point2 points ago

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Are you referring to Jupiter or Saturn?

[–]mightycow 7 points8 points ago

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Want to support NDT, but hate stupid joke account posts. Difficult choice.

[–]FalcoLX 1 point2 points ago

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I was looking at this and wondering why you were so fond of Non-Destructive Testing. Then I realized I'm an idiot.

Stupid engineering classes.

[–]badnewsbeaver 2 points3 points ago

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I lol'd.

[–]G3fo 2 points3 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[–]BishiBashy 1 point2 points ago

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Lando Calrissian?

[–]vorpalsword92 3 points4 points ago

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best novelty account troll EVER, well done man well done

[–]Vexxxy -1 points0 points ago

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Happy birthday Jupiter!

[–]acemnorsuvwxz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shake42 0 points1 point ago

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You know I bet this guy gets tons of karma from people who just see "birthday" and upvote.

[–]stevegasm 0 points1 point ago

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It's just like...it's just like...a mini mall!

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb novelty account or no, can we stop upvoting shitty birthday posts? You know that most of the time, it's just some jerk looking up on imdb or wherever who has a birthday that day.

[–]yogimaster89 0 points1 point ago

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I almost posted a happy birthday status on facebook before I saw your name. You clever bastard

[–]yip_yip_yip_uh_huh 0 points1 point ago

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Given that he's ambivalent about the cosmic significance of birthdays anyway, I'm prepared to celebrate the hell out of him no matter what day it is.

[–]WhopperNoPickles 0 points1 point ago

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Great, between this and rambles_off_topic now I have to pay attention to reddit when I reddit.

[–]johnnyquest88 1 point2 points ago

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Leap Day William will surely punish the one who made this post...

[–]m0nkei 1 point2 points ago

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I created a reddit account just no vote this up, then i looked at the comments and saw hes username. Is my life now based on a lie?

[–]Spacebarsaregay 0 points1 point ago

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So as it turns out all my friends have birthdays this year

[–]smee_yall 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday Will Smith.

[–]SinfonianOAEU 0 points1 point ago

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Extra props for posting this on leap day.

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

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I love Alfonso Ribeiro

[–]case9 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AsCrazyAsImSane 0 points1 point ago

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you genius bastard

[–]tdougler 0 points1 point ago

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Dat spot

[–]What_A_Downer 0 points1 point ago

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With every birthday you have you are getting even closer to death, so why even celebrate it?

[–]ejhaile 0 points1 point ago

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METTA

[–]Talonspyre 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for a troll well done.

[–]Jesus_Chris 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday to NDT! May he outlive Carl Sagan!

Edit: I've been had, but I'll just leave my message here for his future birthday.

[–]rjm467 0 points1 point ago

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you had me for like five seconds...i tip my hat

[–]dredawg 0 points1 point ago

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His birthday is on October 5, lol I_post_fake_bdays dude. I was like WTF, I didnt get a FB notification and almost went to wish him a happy bday if I didnt check first lol.

[–]DeepFriedChildren 0 points1 point ago

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You could post this every day of the week and get thousands of upvotes.

[–]SirNiglet 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder how many people are fapping to this now

[–]Rankus 1 point2 points ago

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Vote NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON for president 2012!

[–]JohnnyGrey 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUPITER !

[–]JohnQPotamus 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only one you get.

[–]BigDawgWTF -1 points0 points ago

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He was great on The Daily Show two nights ago.

[–]3rdeyepro 0 points1 point ago

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Especially when he told John that the earth spins the wrong way in his intro graphics. Noticed the ones all over the stage do too.

[–]masterashley -1 points0 points ago

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I’m quite familiar with Dr. Tyson. He’s responsible for the demotion of Pluto from planetary status. I liked Pluto. Ergo I do not like you.

[–]Pookah -2 points-1 points ago

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I've seen him several times on the Science Channel. I blame him for killing Pluto. He practically rejoiced over it.

[–]Lee1066 0 points1 point ago

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More like him.

[–]Mr_Bad_Example 0 points1 point ago

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you almost got me, you magnificent bastard!

[–]powerof19 -2 points-1 points ago

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You get an orange arrow cos you almooooooost got me there.