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[–]Darth_Remus 525 points526 points ago

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"Once you go black Hitler, you'll never go back Hitler."

[–]jetsparrow 69 points70 points ago*

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The way she moves adds to her character.

EDIT: I just realized I replied to a wrong comment and still got upvotes. This was meant in reply to this

[–]I_Compliment_Tits 14 points15 points ago

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And they make her tits go up and down, which is fabulous.

[–]StramanamaMama 50 points51 points ago

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Titler

[–]Yst 13 points14 points ago

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[–]War_Junkie 3 points4 points ago

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[–]dfe332 1 point2 points ago

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Mother of god, whyyy?

[–]darawr13 123 points124 points ago

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[–]limyu 37 points38 points ago

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I read "eat spaceman penis with black Hitler..."

[–]kenba2099 3 points4 points ago

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r/spacedicks

[–]Darth_Remus 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, my friend. Yes.

[–]darawr13 22 points23 points ago

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March 15.

[–]Darth_Remus 9 points10 points ago

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I just can't wait for it.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Six seasons and a movie!

[–]aldipet 1 point2 points ago

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Automatic Upvote for any Community references!

[–]GreyInkling 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl+f "paninis".

Ah here it is.

[–]foxh8er 4 points5 points ago

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I came here to make that comment! SCREW YOU GOOD SIR!

[–]swanheart 1 point2 points ago

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There's Community references in like, every thread on Reddit. Keep up the good work!

[–]sirin3 20 points21 points ago

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Unless there is an astronaut in the corner making paninis.

[–]alteredst88 8 points9 points ago

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Next on Mythbusters.

[–]Hitler_Facts 2 points3 points ago

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Fun Hitler Fact: Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not, in fact, a black woman.

[–]RyGuy316 580 points581 points ago

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Big Hitla's House 1

[–]fannybanditt[S] 400 points401 points ago

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pray tyler perry doesnt see this

[–]ccbeef 214 points215 points ago

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That'd actually probably be the most well-received movie he'd produce.

[–]Condawg 159 points160 points ago

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I might actually watch that.

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points ago

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Man, I would legally purchase that bluray at FULL RETAIL.

[–]ihatecupcakes 109 points110 points ago

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You wouldn't legally purchase a car.

[–]Plurple 103 points104 points ago

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I would if I could.

[–]LCARecords 43 points44 points ago

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I would save this movie in my Netflix instant queue.

[–]Tactful 24 points25 points ago

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You wouldn't legally purchase a house.

No seriously, statistically the current generation of teens and early twenty-year-olds will be renting until death. If you're under 24, and you don't already own a house, you will most probably never legally own a house

[–]Plurple 36 points37 points ago

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Thanks for that, dream slayer. I wanted a nice house in the suburbs with a perky wife who had a cheery personality who loved gardening and caring for rottweilers, have fourteen kids and go to a catholic church every sunday, then invite everyone from the congregation back to my house to drink and do manual labour in my sweat shops which I would then sell the things they make to pay for the house.

[–]OhManThisIsAwkward 11 points12 points ago

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Never give up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You think you would be satisfied with it, but after you finally get it, you'll be wishing you had two suburban houses, two perky wives who love gardening and rottweilers, twenty-eight kids who go to church on Sundays and Wednesdays, and a Scientology style yacht to manage your chain of manual labor gulag franchises around the Pacific rim. It's a slippery slope.

[–]buckX 2 points3 points ago

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If you don't have a credit history, it's easy as heck to build a high credit. Buying a house generally cheaper than renting.

[–]Condorcet_Winner 1 point2 points ago

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Not necessarily. It all depends on the circumstances. NYTimes has a nifty tool for it.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/business/buy-rent-calculator.html

[–]Dsilkotch 1 point2 points ago

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You could be right. On the other hand, I can remember in the late '80's when people were saying, "This may be the last generation of young people who can afford to own their own homes."

You never know how things are going to flow. When no one has any money, stuff gets cheaper.

[–]SadisticCornflakes 1 point2 points ago

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You never go full retail!

[–]emehrkay 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, so yall hate his movies without ever watching them?

[–]wecameasbromans22 16 points17 points ago

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...By white people.

[–]in_my_tree 9 points10 points ago

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oh no you di'int

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I believe this is part of Movie: The Movie...and Tyler Perry is in it...as George Washington.

[–]thaddeusgreenhand 7 points8 points ago

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It's Daniel Day Lewis as Tyler Perry as George Washington.

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 2 points3 points ago

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I was going to guess "METH: The Movie". Which coincidentally, also features Tyler Perry as George Washington.

[–]dogebial 2 points3 points ago

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Oh leeuuuurrrddd!!

[–]atlanticblue 1 point2 points ago*

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OH LORDY! HELLOOOOOOO

[–]Klinky1984 1 point2 points ago

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This sounds more like Eddie Murphy / Martin Lawrence territory.

[–]notsurehowtosaythis 1 point2 points ago

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He was actually in the same video I think.

[–]raging_asshole 15 points16 points ago

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The actual house from Big Momma's House is like 3 blocks away from me.

If they use the same house, I'm on board.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 16 points17 points ago

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They should use the other one, where I live.

[–]kcstrike 2 points3 points ago

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2 years i'm impressed

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 2 points3 points ago

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This is funny because it substitutes a popular comedy movie's title, 'Big Momma's House', with an urban pronounciation of Hitler, hence 'Big Hitla's House'. This highlights the fact that the African American woman in the picture is both obese, Black, and dressed as Hitler.

[–]partyfunk8 1 point2 points ago

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Diary of a Mad Black Hitler?

[–]Mahler5 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NorthStarTX 1 point2 points ago

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I think you just started writing the plot for a "modern remake" of The Producers.

[–]Jimbobmij 351 points352 points ago

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I cannot understand why on earth this needs to be a GIF

[–]voneahhh 222 points223 points ago

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Because Tumblr, that's why.

[–]daltonls 81 points82 points ago

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Seriously, I don't know why it's a "thing" on tumblr to take like two frames from a show/film and turn it into a tenth-second-long gif with the dialogue at the bottom (the gif will include the character speaking no more than the last word of the text quoted).

I see this constantly (here's an example found after a quick browse of posts tagged with "gif") and it drives me up a fucking wall. I know, it's stupid, but seriously why do people not just use a still frame and accomplish the same purpose without the annoying useless bullshit.

[/rant]

[–]zircoben 43 points44 points ago

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Also...that gif isn't terribly accurate. When Juliet says "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" she's not asking "where Romeo at," she's asking "Yo, why you have to be a Montague?"

[–]daltonls 1 point2 points ago

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I noticed that too. Although I probably would't've had I not learned its proper meaning just sometime last year (probably learned it here). I first learned, "No, no, she's asking why he's there, not where he is!" and then, "No, you're both wrong, and this is why..."

[–]DolphinDaddy 27 points28 points ago

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I stared at that too long and now I have a headache.

[–]IceK1ng 1 point2 points ago

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Or when they make 2 second .gifs and make a post with 30 2 second .gifs so that they don't have to post the video.

[–]housnap 1 point2 points ago

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It's because tumblr has a .gif upload limit that's like 900 kb or something, resulting in the users having to cut down each gif very small.

A still frame doesn't result in a lot of reblogs - much like reddit users adding FUCK to the title for more karma/upvotes.

[–]MarkMagowan 1 point2 points ago

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You are me.

[–]mynameisnotjane 1 point2 points ago

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Because lots of tumblr users are easily distracted by pretty colours and moving objects.

[–]mau5turbator 72 points73 points ago*

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It annoys me considering the gif doesn't even sync up with it. Fixed.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 32 points33 points ago

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All of my hatred goes to gifs with quotes superimposed.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 21 points22 points ago

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To the tune of All Of My Love:

♫ All of my Hate ♫

♫ All of my Hate ♫

♫ All of my hate to you quote-gifs. ♫

[–]williemcbride 39 points40 points ago

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To the tune of Low Rider:

♫ All my hate goes to quote writers. ♫

[–]ohnowait 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not saying any of the words in the quote in that gif. The last word looks like racism

[–]Devil_Doc 10 points11 points ago

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[–]unheimlich 5 points6 points ago

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All together now: in that gif!

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 4 points5 points ago

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Not in the gif.

[–]DharmaBeer 1 point2 points ago

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You said it for me.

[–]SeaweedWater 120 points121 points ago

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Interestingly, this is the second time John Goodman has appeared in a production with a Black Hitler.

[–]soyabstemio 18 points19 points ago

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You mean Roseanne?

[–]Floppyboobsack 11 points12 points ago

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How the hell did I miss that?

[–]dragpent 4 points5 points ago

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You obviously don't reddit enough.

[–]RHnsly88 153 points154 points ago

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How precious!

[–]Rosetti 126 points127 points ago

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Based on the novel Mein Kampf by Hitler.

[–]Laughtillithurts 15 points16 points ago

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Mein Kampfhy Shoes?

[–]homelandsecurity__ 39 points40 points ago

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[–]KevinAlan 41 points42 points ago

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So, is WW2 over now that she sang?

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 28 points29 points ago

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BASED ON THE NOVEL PUSH BY SAPPHIRE

[–]Crabrubber 53 points54 points ago

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Based on the novel "Putsch" by Sapphire.

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 13 points14 points ago

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WHATEVER I DIDN'T READ IT

[–]FancySkunk 13 points14 points ago

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He wasn't saying you misspelled it; it was a joke.

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 13 points14 points ago

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WHATEVER MAN I DIDN'T EVEN CLICK THE LINK CAUSE IM ON MY PHONE AND THAT SHIT ALWAYS TAKES FOREVER

[–]Pit_of_Death 21 points22 points ago

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You're like POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY's evil twin.

[–]MrJay235 2 points3 points ago

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We need to get them to meet in the same thread.

[–]vladtheimbiber 3 points4 points ago

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Son of a bitch I saw your comment too late. Damn your timing!

[–]JewhammadAli 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know what you did there, but I see it.

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 2 points3 points ago

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This is funny because the protagonist of the movie 'Precious' is African American and obese; and so is the woman in this picture.

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 6 points7 points ago

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Mercedes, is that you?

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 486 points487 points ago

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[–]Great_Zarquon 102 points103 points ago

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Honest question: What do you do with the paintings when you are done with them?

[–]bikiniduck 40 points41 points ago

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He could post them on ebay as a donation auction to some charity.

[–]Really_Likes_Nutella 32 points33 points ago

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I would pay £2.50 for the above watercolour.

[–]IncredibleExpert 25 points26 points ago

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= ~$3.50

[–]stationtracks 16 points17 points ago

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I would pay a cent above in AMERICAN.

[–]Levy_Wilson 1 point2 points ago

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I would pay a yen above in JAPANESE!

[–]morpheousmarty 1 point2 points ago

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So... you're offering less and think it is more. I can't think of anything more american.

[–]dannyXC 37 points38 points ago

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tree-fiddy

[–]blackaddermrbean 1 point2 points ago

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I dont have tree-fiddy but heres half a rock..

[–]TheTritium 1 point2 points ago

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Now we know why he always needs the money.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 1 point2 points ago

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Oh you damned Loch Ness monsta! I ain't bout to give you tree-fiddy. You get your own tree-fiddy! I work fo' my money!

[–]sports__fan 14 points15 points ago

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Eagerly awaiting his explanation via another painting.

[–]bloodwrage 7 points8 points ago

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Fapkins.

[–]aggravatedmonkey 10 points11 points ago

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as a long time fan, i would like to know this as well.

[–]everbeard 24 points25 points ago

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I just realized he's only been around for 12 days now. Feels like months!

[–]Daibuoxx 7 points8 points ago

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No way it's only 13 days.

[–]fonzischeme 16 points17 points ago

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39k karma in 13 days. Wow

[–]StickyBunz1 2 points3 points ago

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I know!

[–]viennasausages 1 point2 points ago

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And unlike most novelty accounts, it's all well earned.

[–]SeaweedWater 18 points19 points ago

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I would buy this.

[–]mortarnpistol 12 points13 points ago

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It would look lovely in the foyer

[–]am4zon 2 points3 points ago

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*Sorry, karma not included.

[–]funkbitch 6 points7 points ago

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You've only been around for two weeks? Feels like I've known you forever.

[–]jkats14 24 points25 points ago

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A wild snorlax blocks your path!

[–]iia 5 points6 points ago

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Your username is profoundly inaccurate.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 4 points5 points ago

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This is my favorite one.

[–]haddock420 1 point2 points ago

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You're really getting good at this.

[–]telegrams 1 point2 points ago

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if you keep at this you're going to get too good and then your username will be a lie

[–]superphuntyme 3 points4 points ago

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Simply brilliant.

[–]armyjackson 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Darth_Remus 4 points5 points ago

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Well no wonder they lost WWII, no one knew how to smile.

[–]solidwhetstone 2 points3 points ago

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You weren't kidding! Incredibly relevant.

[–]yangx 15 points16 points ago

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Wow the gif loop is annoying.

[–]TooHighToReadThat 6 points7 points ago

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what? a .5 second gif in which nothing of interest happens, that couldn't be expressed in a still picture? what's annoying about that?

[–]Knightari 12 points13 points ago

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Part of me kind of wants to take a collection of Hitler pictures and photoshop that black woman in them, all of them. History is photoshopped by the winners.

[–]Dwarfio 39 points40 points ago

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I don't think making gifs out of quotes really adds anything. It's a new trend that's picked up fast, but I honestly just don't "hear" the words at all like I think I'm supposed to.

[–]Starving_Kids 25 points26 points ago

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Notice the source.

media.tumblr.com

tumblr

[–]penguincoder 17 points18 points ago

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If only they made a gif with sound...

[–]SgtMac02 1 point2 points ago

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[–]emopandabear 33 points34 points ago

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Video. Her interview is around 2:43.

[–]Giggyjig 23 points24 points ago

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Hell naw jew crackers.

[–]waffleninja 29 points30 points ago

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This is from Jimmy Kimmel's Movie: The Movie from Sunday.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/jimmy-kimmels-movie-the-movie-15798329

[–]ohnowait 23 points24 points ago

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Jimmy Kimmel's "Movie: The Movie" from Sunday

Makes all the difference

[–]njayhuang 11 points12 points ago

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The part where she says that is actually from the Making of Movie: The Movie.

[–]iamverbal 7 points8 points ago

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This should be upvoted the most, because let's face it, we're all fucking lazy.

[–]TheSilverFalcon 68 points69 points ago

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I lol'd. Fuck you, Hitler, you're now a black lady. Take that, historical memory!

[–]Gortos 47 points48 points ago

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That should be the official punishment for dictators or other bigots, making history remember them as a thing they hated. Oh, by the way, if you write something on Santorum, please include he was actually a transgendered atheist.

[–]DOWNVOTEDBITCH 61 points62 points ago

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So Santorum should be portrayed as a Redditor?

[–]mistuheff 30 points31 points ago

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Or Reddit should be portrayed as millions of Rick Santorums.

[–]pjdavis 19 points20 points ago

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I don't want to see the santorums of millions of Redditors.

[–]DoctorG0nzo 5 points6 points ago

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Or maybe Redditors should be portrayed as Santorum

[–]Proserpina 1 point2 points ago

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Well played.

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

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And Chairman Mao is now a cat.

[–]BaconCat 6 points7 points ago

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Can't wait for Señor Stalin

[–]Tollundmanden 5 points6 points ago

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[–]alwaysafilliongif 6 points7 points ago

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[–]denim-chicken 52 points53 points ago

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~~~~ Like this ~~~~

~If you a strong black woman~

~~~ Who don't need no man ~~~

[–]solidwhetstone 13 points14 points ago

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i lyk dis cuz i crey everytim

[–]ThissGuyy67 24 points25 points ago

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Now to read it in the voice of Tracy Morgan, and it becomes funny.

[–]Fredigundo 10 points11 points ago

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Tracy Morgan makes most things funnier. I re-read the sentence in his voice and lol'd

[–]herrmister 8 points9 points ago

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"I re-read the sentence in his voice and lol'd, Liz Lemon."

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 2 points3 points ago

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This is funny because Tracy Morgan is an African American comedian, a trait also shared by the woman in the picture; and thus, having a Black comedian reading this makes it funnier and still relevant.

[–]thehollowman84 12 points13 points ago

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I AM GOING TO EAT SPACEMAN PANINIS WITH BLACK HITLER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

[–]foxh8er 1 point2 points ago

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I CAME HERE TO MAKE THAT COMMENT! SCREW YOU GOOD SIR!

[–]wesman212 3 points4 points ago

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They told me I could be anything, so I became Black Hitler.

[–]AVeryManlyMuppet 3 points4 points ago

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That's not black hitler! this is black Hitler.

[–]thatkenyan 3 points4 points ago

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I am going to eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler and there is nothing you can do about it!

[–]Rose_Colored_Glasses 2 points3 points ago

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The mustache really slims her down.

[–]chiron1 2 points3 points ago

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This is highly offensive to black Hitlers. I demand that this post be removed immediately!

[–]my79spirit 1 point2 points ago

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He was worse than Chairman Meow!

[–]I_will_blow_FDR 6 points7 points ago

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I demand context!

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 5 points6 points ago

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It's from Jimmy Kimmel's Movie: The Movie.

[–]I_will_blow_FDR 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you. I might have to check that out now.

[–]easyeight 2 points3 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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she should be the next US president

[–]Busangod 2 points3 points ago

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is that shithead?

[–]nopantskid 2 points3 points ago

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I love this woman, she has a great sense of timing.

[–]sharkdude95 2 points3 points ago

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Is there gonna be Space Panini's involved?

[–]Drunken_Economist 3 points4 points ago

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This is what happens on leap years. We only have enough black history to fill 28 days, so we have to start making stuff up for the extra day.

[–]nidi617 1 point2 points ago

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Movie: The Movie! So much ass was kicked!

[–]uploadcomplete 1 point2 points ago

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Revisionist history for black history month? That would be awesome.

[–]truesound 1 point2 points ago

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honestly. hitler humor never tires me.

[–]Ryogu[!] 1 point2 points ago

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As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I'd like to say, America stinks!

[–]dasstrooper 1 point2 points ago

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why do people make 1 second long gifs that would be better served as a still image?

[–]Ifunctiononkitkats 1 point2 points ago

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[–]urinsan3 1 point2 points ago

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From "Movie: The Movie The Trailer" for anyone who was wondering.

[–]Mypenisblack 1 point2 points ago

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Was it really necessary to make this a gif?

[–]superpeteza 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of how Majin Buu eats people and absorbs their powers.

[–]adez23 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]calm_collection 1 point2 points ago

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Precious the Jew killer, how precious :)

[–]SpawnDust 1 point2 points ago

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Why was this made into a gif? She doesn't even mouth the whole description.

[–]blarglznoflo 1 point2 points ago

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I know, she just leans back and forth and says a few of the words (I assume). I guess they figured gif=better.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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Forget Beyonce and Halle. I want to have sex with Gabourey Sidibe.

[–]Grim_Kiba 1 point2 points ago

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MOMMY!!!

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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Funny picture, doesn't need to be a gif.

[–]MisterBrownEyes 1 point2 points ago

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Went to High School with Gabourey, it makes me really happy to see her continuing to work in film after Precious and stretching her funny bone. Get yours, Gabby.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 1 point2 points ago

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Hitler woke up from his grave and laughed. Then he died again.

[–]m0h3k4n 1 point2 points ago

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Where is NiceRedditor?

[–]IDontHaveTimeForThis 1 point2 points ago

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black hitler was such a saint compared to black mao

[–]myreddituser 1 point2 points ago

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"well, isn't that precious"

[–]biosaint 1 point2 points ago

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Careful, you may offend some nice redditor (not subtle reference) out there...

[–]Niggerfaggot_Hitler 0 points1 point ago

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A proud homosexual* woman of color.

[–]blue00r6 1 point2 points ago

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That's just precious

[–]amuttapucka 1 point2 points ago

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My great uncle who died In a foxhole alone during one of biggest battles of ww2 would slap that mustache right of her face without any regrets.