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Daring level: Arctic (i.imgur.com)

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[–]eaterofdog 172 points173 points ago

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Here's the result http://i.imgur.com/N5M9t.jpg

[–]WasIRong 24 points25 points ago

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Nice touch with the bear's lips.

[–]n1eb 67 points68 points ago

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You missed the reflection.

6.5/10

[–]fergetcom 41 points42 points ago

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-missed reflection

-bear didn't move

-inaccurate representation of head

2/10 would not fuck

[–]eaterofdog 4 points5 points ago

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GODDAM RUSSIAN JUDGES

[–]Rilectable 2 points3 points ago

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One of my friends dads used to work up in northern Canada, and one of his coworkers got decapitated by one swipe from a polar bear. All I could think of.

[–]sumpin 0 points1 point ago

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I got your nose!

[–]fauxnician 17 points18 points ago

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Human help me get apples.

[–]absolutelynothing 36 points37 points ago

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Is that bear half giraffe?

[–]moxbox 74 points75 points ago*

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No, but this one is.

[–]mr_harbstrum 1 point2 points ago

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You also missed the reflection.

5.5/10

[–]moxbox 2 points3 points ago

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False! In actuality, the giraffe half of this bear is also a vampire, so its physical manifestations in the creature cannot be seen in reflections.

[–]mr_harbstrum 0 points1 point ago

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+3 For extra credit bonus.

7.5/10

+1 Upvote

[–]SmartAssX 0 points1 point ago

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Some ones been watching oddities

[–]dec0y 30 points31 points ago

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It's an evolutionary thing. Polar bears have long necks to help them swim and hunt more efficiently.

[–]LK09 39 points40 points ago

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It's an Arctic Circle thing. You wouldn't understand.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 6 points7 points ago

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circles are complicated.

[–]wouldyounotlikesome 11 points12 points ago

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X ² + Y ² = r ²

[–]Omena123 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, isn't that for triangles?

[–]CreativeRedditName 6 points7 points ago

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Its the equation for both. Triangle and circles are essentially the same thing.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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What? No, not really. x2 + y2 = r2 does use the Pythagorean theorem to create a list (an infinitely long list) of ordered pairs (x,y) which all are equidistant (r units away) from the origin. Which is a circle. Or a 1-sphere. Whatever.

The "equation" for a triangle would have to be something different. The easiest way would be to have a line with a nonzero (and non-infinite) slope and to plot vertical and horizontal lines for the bases.

[–]CreativeRedditName 2 points3 points ago

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T'was ye olde sarcasm.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god. Sometimes it doesn't come through when it's just text and I don't personally know you... a lot of people really have trouble with this stuff so I didn't want anyone to get confused.

[–]ios_k[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Informative comment is informative.

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[–]Ortekk 0 points1 point ago

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the letters can be anything. a,b and c can be xyz or whatever you want. Reason why we use a,b and c is because it is easier to remember.

[–]wouldyounotlikesome 0 points1 point ago

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a²+b²=c²

Pythagorean theorem

[–]dnalloheoj 1 point2 points ago

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I understand it helping them swim, but hunt? How so? Something to do with chasing after seals I presume?

(Sincerely, if you (Or anyone) has got any insight, I'm quite curious.)

[–]commoncourtesy 6 points7 points ago

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Polar bears mostly hunt by camping the surfacing holes that seals create and use to surface for air and rest. These holes are usually much smaller than the bear, so their long sleek necks help them snare the seals more easily before they can escape back into the water.

[–]dnalloheoj 1 point2 points ago

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Gotcha, thanks for the CommonCourtesy :)

I assumed as much, I just wasn't quite sure. I figured that if it was for any other reason besides chasing seals up holes that more animals would've developed similar traits.

Thanks for the insight :)

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

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I love it when zoos have underwater windows in the polar bear exhibit. When you see them on land you have no idea that they could be such graceful swimmers.

You all know how badass polar bears are. But walruses are actually tougher. I saw a video recently of a polar bear attacking a walrus pack. The adult males formed a tight circle around the females and young. After slashing and biting at one male walrus's back for a few minutes, the polar bear walked away defeated. They can use those tusks offensively too.

[–]JapanAnswers 5 points6 points ago

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Video through underwater windows of graceful polar bear swimming.

[–]because_im_a_jerk 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love Japan

[–]RedQueensAce 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, what an amazing animal.

[–]rarkai 1 point2 points ago

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Was going to say the same thing. That neck is almost comically long.

[–]absolutelynothing 1 point2 points ago

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Just don't say it to his face!

[–]Mecha-Shiva -3 points-2 points ago

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It's half worm-guy.

[–]tptheworld 43 points44 points ago

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Now kiss.

[–]Bazinga121 28 points29 points ago

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Polar Bears are massive, and eat more than all the other bears, just saying...

[–]AaronInTheForest 30 points31 points ago

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Does this guy realize that's he's the first meal this bear has seen in days?

[–]TurangaLiz 1 point2 points ago

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I would've given this bro-bear some meat after leaving for the affection.

[–]a_little_drunk 4 points5 points ago

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That's a terrible idea.

[–]TurangaLiz -2 points-1 points ago

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exactly...

[–]danc0nia 0 points1 point ago

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You would have whet his appetite.

[–]theramennoodle 17 points18 points ago

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Polar Bears are also one of only two species of bears that will actively hunt out humans for food.

[–]-StupendousMan- 60 points61 points ago

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And the other... http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/039/b/f/Pedobear_hunt_by_Resonance_crea.jpg

[–]Mecha-Shiva 9 points10 points ago

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"Food" isn't really the right word here.

[–]kegman83 14 points15 points ago

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Its still eaten sometimes.

[–]slyphox 2 points3 points ago

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HEYOOO!

[–]Panda_paddle 4 points5 points ago

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and the other?

[–]alphawolf29 21 points22 points ago

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Dropbears.

[–]BurntJoint 2 points3 points ago

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A little vegimite behind the ears normally keeps them away.

[–]kegman83 0 points1 point ago

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Mother fucking DROP BEARS

[–]Youreahugeidiot 4 points5 points ago

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Definitely not Pandas.

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus 2 points3 points ago

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I see they've fooled you too.

[–]hagegnom 1 point2 points ago

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Ask Timothy Treadwell.

[–]snorgsniffer 1 point2 points ago

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Large Saltwater and Nile crocodiles will gladly hunt and snack on longpig.

[–]broo20 8 points9 points ago

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Those are not bears.

[–]Shin-LaC 13 points14 points ago

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Yet.

[–]because_im_a_jerk 2 points3 points ago

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Checkmate Atheists

[–]theramennoodle 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest I dont remember. I heard that a long time ago on a special from animal planet. Wikipedia says satiated bears wont bother people normally but hungry ones can. Couldnt find anything about the other.

[–]DudusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know for sure but I have heard stories about grizzly bears actively hunting people.

[–]tling 1 point2 points ago

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Only at the end of the season if they're not yet fat enough to hibernate. See the movie "Grizzly Man" for details. But all bears that live near people (ie all but polar bears) will actively run away from humans, because those are the only bears that have lived. Man-made selection.

[–]dnalloheoj 0 points1 point ago

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According to this extremely qualified, likely PHD response from the greatest source on earth the other animal is a Crocodile.

[–]skodi 2 points3 points ago

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For those wondering, Black bears are much more apt to do a predatory attack on humans than grizzlies. That's why it's a better idea to fight a black bear and play dead with grizzlies.

[–]MarkTwainsMoustache 5 points6 points ago

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Also, you have a slight chance of convincing a starving black bear you are enough of a threat that he/she leaves you alone. If a grizzly bear decides you are food and you don't have a very large firearm or a well-trained and unusually loyal attack hippopotamus, you are food pretty much no matter what you do.

[–]pants75 0 points1 point ago

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attack hippopotamus!

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

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Throw your backpack and run or look for a confined spot the bear can't get into.. like some kind of rock niche or such. I'm not sure it takes a large firearm to take down a grizzly. They are large, they are not bullet proof. A couple shots in its head with pretty much any caliber should kill it. Maybe a 22 wouldnt, but I think it would.

[–]Freakears 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they were the only animal, period.

[–]mat101010 12 points13 points ago*

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You would never believe how utterly amazing it is to see the polar bears while in their natural habitat. I've been to 40+ countries and seeing the polar bears up close is one of my best travel experiences.

*I would share my photos but imgur is having a bad day. Have a video instead... YouTube video on traveling to see the Polar Bears of Churchill

[–]Ecocide 2 points3 points ago

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Seeing as how Imgur wasn't working for you, heres a few photos of my trip to Churchill. (For work, had my own work truck to, which was nice)

http://imgur.com/a/9jHXm

[–]hahaha_ohwow 1 point2 points ago*

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Shut the fuck up, Brett. No one cares about your shitty trip to Churchill.

EDIT: The only reason I opened these comments is that I knew you would be in here, "Hey everyone, look at my Churchill pictures."

EDIT2: Remember how Johnathon told us how if a polar bear attacked him he wouldn't run, instead he would kill it with his bush knife? SURE, OKAY FATTY, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ON A 1,200 LB KILLING MACHINE WITH A SHORT PIECE OF SHARP METAL. Then he fell off the dock at low-tide and broke his leg. My only regret is not being there to see it happen.

[–]Ecocide 0 points1 point ago

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But.. but.. I care.

You missed the last Churchill post then, cause I posted in that one too.

Yeah he wanted to walk out to the Ithica shipwreck with polar bears roaming around. So badass because he had a 6 inch knife with him to kill any bear that came at him. I think everyone who knows him regrets not being able to witness that fall. I still have yet to find out who it was that stood over the edge right after it happened and took a cell phone pic BEFORE helping him.

[–]mat101010 -1 points0 points ago

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What were you doing up there? ...other than checking out Brian's dogs.

[–]Ecocide 1 point2 points ago

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Working at the port.

[–]cptcliche 43 points44 points ago

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The risk is not worth the reward.

[–]Darth_Remus 13 points14 points ago

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"Hey guys, I came SO close to a polar bear on my trip! Of course, he also ate half my face. So, that's that."

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like the bear is reaching up as far as it can. Is there any risk?

[–]cptcliche 6 points7 points ago

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I wouldn't risk my life for a close up look of a polar bear on the gamble that it is already reaching as high as it can.

[–]Black_Apalachi 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh... I'm the one guessing as I can't see the whole bear. I'm going to assume the guys there are researchers who know shit about polar bears and therefore are fully aware of its capabilities and behaviour.

In any case, whoever is taking the picture wouldn't need a masters degree to notice whether or not its legs are bent or its feet are flat.

[–]Sigma34561 5 points6 points ago

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The logic is flawed. Anyone who knows shit about polar bears wouldn't place their unprotected heads anywhere near them. Therefore, this guy does not know shit about polar bears.

[–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking hell. That's like saying a gun will probably kill you if you step into the same room as one.

[–]Sigma34561 -1 points0 points ago

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Well the analogy would be more appropriate if you said it would be like stepping into a room with a gun, if that gun was held by a hungry cannibal.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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No it wouldn't! Are you fucking stupid? The bear CAN NOT REACH THE MAN.

[–]blatheringDolt 1 point2 points ago

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Polar bears. They eat humans if they are hungry and one is nearby.

[–]joeanon -1 points0 points ago

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Researchers risk their lives on a regular basis. Have you ever watched a film about animals in your life?

How do you think they get that footage and photos... from space ?

[–]Bazinga121 8 points9 points ago

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A staring contest I would not win.

[–]keltie21 7 points8 points ago

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Holy shit this is the first thing i ever saw on reddit, almost a half decade ago. Repost cycle is almost geologic sometimes.

[–]DemonHunter199 7 points8 points ago

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And thats how you die...

[–]Lanzer4no1 5 points6 points ago

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Good idea or GREAT idea?

[–]wojosmith 5 points6 points ago

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Please Mr.Bear jump! One less stupid human to have to feed.

Though kudos for balls!

[–]miked1be 6 points7 points ago

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It might be from this incident:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1218255/The-polar-bear-invited-dinner.html

No one got their face eaten from what I know.

[–]bobstay 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think this is right - the side of the vehicle doesn't look like the metal ship shown in the article.

I think it's something like this.

[–]Constam 2 points3 points ago

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If he wanted that head, he could take it.

[–]timtoronto 2 points3 points ago

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Is that the fonejacker?

[–]theroachsays 0 points1 point ago

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If so, a predator drone would have found their position.

[–]Havondor 2 points3 points ago

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CINNAMON, NO!

[–]JoeyBragg 1 point2 points ago

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I call them "Blood Kisses"

[–]Hairypnutz 1 point2 points ago

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MR. FLUFFYKINS!!!!!!!

[–]kinohead 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck man, I've been to the arctic several times and have yet to see a polar bear. I've seen other types if bears in the wild. Beautiful, majestic creatures. I've also seen sharks while snorkelling, managed to get mighty close to some of them, COULD'VE touched 'em! But you know what? I don't do fucking stupid things like this tosser is doing.

[–]SmartAssX 0 points1 point ago

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You should try snorkeling for polar bears

[–]Beatleboy62 1 point2 points ago

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YEP. IT'S A POLAR BEAR.

[–]roosevelt37 1 point2 points ago

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Threat Level: Midnight Sun

[–]Xymak1y 1 point2 points ago

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Probably a smart idea to look as much as a seal as possible.

[–]mreskimo 1 point2 points ago

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That could easily be changed to "Dating Level: Arctic".

[–]methodical713 1 point2 points ago

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Stupid level: Tourist

[–]AstroZombie138 1 point2 points ago

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White bears can't jump

[–]KnightAmok 1 point2 points ago

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White Bears Don't Jump

[–]Rakielis 1 point2 points ago

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o.0 http://imgur.com/8xysW

[–]Betterman92 0 points1 point ago

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I could never bear to do that.

[–]Thizzlebot 13 points14 points ago

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I have a good pun for you guys: FUCK YOU AND YOUR LAME PUNS.

[–]poorly_timed_gaymli 3 points4 points ago

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AND MY ASS!

[–]The-Mathematician 9 points10 points ago

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So your novelty account consists of choosing random comments to reply "AND MY ASS!"?

Worst novelty ever.

[–]DudusMaximus 2 points3 points ago

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I so read that in the comic book guy's voice.

[–]crazedcanuck 3 points4 points ago

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That guy's a bummer.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Great job on sealing the fate of this thread by clubbing it down. You completely iced it.

[–]welchy001 1 point2 points ago

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That jokes a going a bit too fur.

[–]fauxnician -3 points-2 points ago

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What a grizzly pun.

[–]WilliamHTaft 3 points4 points ago

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Repost Level: Reddit

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 7 points8 points ago

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Level level: Level

[–]lasting_damage -1 points0 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]pittles 2 points3 points ago

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Opposed to the tremendous originality of this comment, kudos to you.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 1 point2 points ago

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Do you know how the Eskimos hunted polar bears?

They dig a huge hole in the ice, very deep. They then line the edge of the hole with frozen peas, hide and wait for the bear. When the bear comes to take a pea, they kick him in the icehole..... t('-'t) PEACE!

[–]Fap_Left_Surf_Right 0 points1 point ago

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but where do they hide?

[–]sharkiest 0 points1 point ago

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In the polar bear.

[–]bang_Noir 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed because I imagined him punching it in the face.

[–]toolshedmonday 0 points1 point ago

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all that bear would have to do is extend his paw about 2 feet and bam there goes half the guy's face. +1 for balls of titanium

[–]grizzlypolarbear 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the thumbnail doesn't show the person in the photograph and only zoomed in on the polar bear. Much laughs were held when I saw the full pic!

[–]Ikehitstina 0 points1 point ago

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Human, help me get apples

[–]stlcardinal9 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing this picture back in 1993 when my high school first got dial up.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 0 points1 point ago

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I think it looks adorable, I mean look, it's smiling.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 0 points1 point ago

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Bear: You have amazing eyes.

[–]DarthHater89 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that this dude's head could be obliterated with a single swipe of a paw makes this picture pretty badass.

[–]Snapcrackleburp 0 points1 point ago

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"Did you have seal for breakfast, cause I'm detecting the distinct scent of seal...it's just funny because I love seal, and I especially love seal on toasted ice..huh, so the funny thing is, I couldn't snag a single seal this morning...did I mention I have three cubs?"

[–]99redpuppets 0 points1 point ago

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PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY MOUTH!

[–]datreydgroup 0 points1 point ago

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Potentially lethal brain freeze.

[–]tzenrick 1 point2 points ago

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When the bear opens that mans skull to the outside world, yes.

[–]evolvedfish 0 points1 point ago

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Which one found out that the other tasted like chicken?

[–]only_says_nice 0 points1 point ago

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Nice

[–]chispp 0 points1 point ago

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Global Warming: The Movie

[–]tinandink 0 points1 point ago

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it just wants the sunglasses, and maybe a coke

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

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That's just Jon He Does It!

[–]wololo234 0 points1 point ago

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In other news, man gets mauled to death by polar bear.

[–]coeddotjpg 0 points1 point ago

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That beast is powerful enough to tear his body through that tiny window with one claw. This isn't daring, but rather training for an eventual Darwin's Award.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Polar Bears are fucking awesome.

[–]soal1 0 points1 point ago

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four. more. inches....

[–]Freakears 0 points1 point ago

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Give us a kiss.

[–]Chalupa112 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the guy and all I thought was the Adept from Mass effect 3... Something is wrong with me.

[–]whitedahlia 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hey there, Iorek Byrnison <3

[–]istilldrinkpbr 0 points1 point ago

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Repost level: Maximum

[–]celfers 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, cute. It's only inches away from:

Face eating level: Zombie Apocalypse

[–]st0pmakings3ns3[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the teaser to a film called "lost my head in nom"

[–]chudez 0 points1 point ago

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Ninjas?

[–]ilikekingdomhearts 0 points1 point ago

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Daring level: Stupid

[–]photoddgrapher 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid level: 10

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

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He actually got stuck trying to squeeze his colossal testicles through that window.

[–]GreatTragedy 0 points1 point ago

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Polar bears are half-ton instinctually-driven death-marauders. It might be cool to see one in the wild, but I'd be too busy shitting my pants to enjoy it.

[–]RavenXArisa -1 points0 points ago

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Did you guys know that polar bears can be actually very friendly because they live alone most of the time? It is hard to find other polar bears so they get lonely. D:

[–]Lanzer4no1 -1 points0 points ago

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Stupid level: Superior

[–]Fleshflayer -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking repost.

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