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[–]soggysham 46 points47 points ago

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Congratulations on your new internet connection!

[–]velkyr 12 points13 points ago

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Finally, a somewhat creative way to call someone out on reposting shit.

[–]Flubbz 20 points21 points ago

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cindarelly cindarelly

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[–]velkyr 4 points5 points ago

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Dude, way to ruin my childhood.

Edit: Where is relevant_rule_34 when you need him.

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 7 points8 points ago

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I think he fucking loves uncooked spaghetti noodles.

[–]starlilyth 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Justintime233 3 points4 points ago

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Was posted two days ago too under a different title!

This repost gets around. Which is odd for a poorly photo shopped hamster.

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[–]Captain_Kuhl 8 points9 points ago

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Or it's a repost for people that have been on the internet longer than two weeks. Old stuff, bro.

[–]sageDieu 7 points8 points ago

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I have never seen this before and I've got a Ph. D. in internet.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 4 points5 points ago

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That explains it. You've been in internet college for ten years, they don't wanna expose you to new material you haven't been prepared for, yet.

It's not your fault, blame the system.

[–]glitterandgore 7 points8 points ago

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The dude who wrote the peanuts comics went to my university and drew graffiti of Charlie Brown pissing on a wall...pretty big too. The school won't take it down because it may be the first depiction of Charlie Brown ever. They even do renovations around it lol.

[–]soggysham 3 points4 points ago

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Objection: relevence?

[–]Djur 3 points4 points ago

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Sustained. Get to the point glitterandgore!

[–]glitterandgore 5 points6 points ago

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Oh shit...I had two tabs open and I commented on the wrong link. No need to get the pitch forks, I'll walk my self to the stake, you get the gasoline.

[–]treydestepheno 1 point2 points ago

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fuck that. I'm intrigued now. PIC or GTFO.

[–]glitterandgore 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, I can't find shit on the internet but I assume thats because my University isn't very proud of it. However my mother took a picture of it when she last visited, I'll have her e-mail it to me. It's the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities campus if you want to help search.

[–]glitterandgore 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cky12qxz 0 points1 point ago

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pics?

[–]glitterandgore 0 points1 point ago

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I'll have my dearest mother e-mail me a picture she took of it last time she had a tour of my University.

[–]glitterandgore 0 points1 point ago

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Scratch that here you go

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That fucker needs to see a dentist.

[–]Talby1 0 points1 point ago

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over 9000 hours in ms paint

[–]Rose_Colored_Glasses 0 points1 point ago

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well, at least it's cute.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 0 points1 point ago

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I also fucking love singing

[–]SilentDager 0 points1 point ago

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Ms paint at its finest.

[–]Onredditmebeerget 0 points1 point ago

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And he missed the D. 500. He was needed.

[–]Genovich 0 points1 point ago

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TIL: There are people that haven't seen this picture before.

[–]tigerdactyl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]newcomplaint 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could upvote this more times.

[–]Nawti 0 points1 point ago

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Is it wrong that the first thing I thought was, "Well we all know what gender THIS is referring to."?

[–]stirpe 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only person who wondered why there isn't an animated version, right? I made one.

http://i.imgur.com/REg8b.gif

[–]TravelingAce 0 points1 point ago

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Cocaine is.....one HELL of a drug

[–]CaptainCactus 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate reposts.

[–]femaiden 0 points1 point ago

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So does Paul Gilbert

[–]woodjesse3 0 points1 point ago

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If I Recall Correctly. Someone actually got a reward for posting this. Congrats on the repost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As a janitor I approve. Next step little one is to make them fear you, so they know throwing stuff on the floor might lead to their death.

[–]Kevinmeowertons 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate this repost!

[–]Sentriculus -1 points0 points ago

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You get a big smile from me. Very funny, rage animal!

[–]_Ico_ -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]SquirrelWolfOwlCat -3 points-2 points ago

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! This is the point where I know I must sleep because I'm laughing too hard over sweeping hamsters.