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[–]psmylie 4 points5 points ago

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All desire for me to break my diet has now passed.

As has all desire.

Thank you. I think.

[–]Saybyetotheaccount 4 points5 points ago

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She had to sit down at some point...

[–]kakeman987 4 points5 points ago

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It's like she has 3 asses.

[–]the_internet_clown 2 points3 points ago

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honey, it dont fit

[–]LunaMcLovin 3 points4 points ago

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Clicked on this looking for a cat in a box. Was disappointed. :(

[–]mydarkesthour24 1 point2 points ago

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Ha if we put the same picture next to it, it would replicate the two fat guys on motorcycles!

[–]ShuggaCheez 0 points1 point ago

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if you cover up the ham hocks hanging off to each side you can almost visualize what the normal ass would look like.

[–]Tarkaan 0 points1 point ago

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When Good Guy Greg sees a repost, he always upvotes the original instead!

[–]StonePaleAle[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Hmm. Well, since I have only been on reddit for 4 months ( original from 5 months ago ), was poking fun at this, this, this, others like it, and googled something like ‘fat person sitting in chair’ to find the image, technically not a repost. Sorry repost police, I am innocent. Besides, if I just wanted to make fun of fat people, I would have picked something better than this. A picture of my girlfriend, for example.

[–]lambent_human 1 point2 points ago

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[–]StonePaleAle[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thatusernameisalre 0 points1 point ago

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If what fits?

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[–]TheSpartin 0 points1 point ago

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i hope it was!