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[–]qeypgx 59 points60 points ago

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I stared at that for a good minute, even refreshed once.

[–]AlpineAvalanche 9 points10 points ago

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I also was a little embarrassed at how long it took for me to get it.

[–]in_my_tree 4 points5 points ago

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see, once it took longer than like 10 seconds, I just decided to click comments and search for the stupid bot who describes memes in the comments

[–]iAviate 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not alone :) when it clicked upstairs I lolled quite hard.

[–]slownetwork 0 points1 point ago

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Still loading here... Need to find out what you are talking about.

[–]extremegamer -2 points-1 points ago

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god damnit.... I refreshed this several times, flushed DNS, reset router and modem and called my ISP.

[–]cerpintaxt2112 23 points24 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago*

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http://www.speedtest.net/result/1803205193.png

lol.

EDIT: To our rivals @ Temple and RIT - sorry.

[–]pardev 2 points3 points ago

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How? Do want.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How?

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

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Dat connection could almost saturate an Ethernet cable...

YOUR INTERNETZ. I WANT THEM.

[–]js572 1 point2 points ago

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As soon as I saw the photo I was hoping a fellow Dragon would share our glory with the world.

Go Drexel!!

[–]Cloveland 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. Is this your college's Internet?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I would assume Speedtest links are hard to fake, so yes.

[–]matt_gusta 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.speedtest.net/result/1803247628.png

Your internet makes mine feel insecure...

[–]skudrafan1 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The F+ ones look much worse.

[–]skudrafan1 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. I hadn't noticed those before I ran/posted mine.

[–]i_can_paint_that 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]matt_gusta 0 points1 point ago

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ouch..

[–]Regulith 6 points7 points ago

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Oh hey, my cousin went to the Georgia Institute of ★★★★★!

[–]ContiX 7 points8 points ago

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[–]PracticalDuck 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ContiX 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa, yours got even lower than an F+...the dreaded F...

I wonder what grade they'd give for a .01 and .01? F-?

[–]DingleyTim 5 points6 points ago

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Actually you get this

I feel so much pain

[–]ContiX 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. Are you on Dialup? Or is that still considered "HIGH SPEED"?

[–]DingleyTim 0 points1 point ago

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It isn't Dialup..........it's just my shitty internet.

[–]ContiX 0 points1 point ago

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I hope they give you better internet eventually! How much do you pay for something like that?

[–]FuriousBanana 0 points1 point ago*

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It's not normally this bad, but I once got an F-

It's normally around this speed. This is why I don't seed my torrents.

[–]Edwardnese 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mcbutterbuns 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, at least F+ isn't as bad as it could be.

[–]JoshGirolamo 0 points1 point ago

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i got a good 21.93 mb/ps >:D

[–]StickyToffee 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Neraken 11 points12 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Cake Day.

[–]amogrr 10 points11 points ago

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[–]bolaxao 13 points14 points ago

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lol, 5 mb's of upload

[–]Axolotile 9 points10 points ago

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ARE YOU HOOKED UP TO THE INTERNET VIA A PVC PIPE?! ELECTROCHRIST THAT'S FAST.

[–]MADBAKER 2 points3 points ago

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mymindisfullofbillionsandbillionsoffuck.jpg

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

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Leacher's paradise.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing like some good ol' school rivalry.

I present with you Drexel.

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1803463804.png

Insanity.

[–]amogrr 1 point2 points ago

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ouch. Right in the ego.

[–]leSpectre 5 points6 points ago

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[–]cerpintaxt2112 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on wifi but it gets the job done.

[–]gingerdreams 2 points3 points ago

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[–]stordoff 1 point2 points ago

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JANET is a wonderful thing.

[–]rem87062597 1 point2 points ago*

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Opposite of lol. I guess the "theoretical" F- isn't so theoretical anymore.

[–]cerpintaxt2112 0 points1 point ago

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That's just fucking extortion.

[–]rem87062597 0 points1 point ago

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It just made this comic all the more funny. I'm on campus at college right now on wifi.

[–]UnbornApple 1 point2 points ago

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I win. Okay it's for work not school, but still...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're first place in this thread.

Second to my school's.

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1803467394.png

[–]UnbornApple 0 points1 point ago

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That is...impressive.

[–]colinstalter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rmehranfar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ahoff 0 points1 point ago*

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I'm a grad student there and I get 100/100 in my office attached to lawn. You must not have a wireless n card.

Edit: Before they updated the AP outside of my office

[–]cerpintaxt2112 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

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[–]cerpintaxt2112 0 points1 point ago

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Student Center on wifi obviously.

Also we are using different servers.

[–]buttplugpeddler 0 points1 point ago

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What did they star out? Georgia Institute of Cocks?

[–]PoodleWorkout -1 points0 points ago

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[–]DanielKlavitz 11 points12 points ago

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As a person that has worked in IT for a couple different universities over the last decade I can say that you probably have your classmates to blame for this.

[–]allogator 7 points8 points ago

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As a person who is currently working in IT at a University I can say that s/he definitely has his/her classmates to blame for this.

(I love showing people our by-the-hour traffic chart when they come in to complain)

As an aside, Internets is amazing during the Summer when there's barely anyone here.

[–]eclipse1 15 points16 points ago

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This seems to me kind like someone building a one-lane highway to Washington D.C., and reacting with a "it's perfectly adequate if nobody wants to use it" when people complain.

[–]sensae 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but factor in the budgets some schools are dealing with. At my current community college the tech department can't afford to upgrade the infrastructure to meet demand. During the busiest parts of the semester, you can't even get a DHCP lease, forget about the speeds.

[–]allogator 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Budget is one of our biggest problems. The other being that I live in SC and we only have one ISP in this area. Competition pricing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We get what we can afford (~100mbps Edit: 250) and it works. During peak times we deal with it. It isn't slow or anything but students are used to "omg super speed" during off peak so anything less than that is terrible.

I have a feeling it's like that elsewhere also.

[–]TheCoelacanth 0 points1 point ago

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Or they could blame the university for having insufficient capacity to handle peak demand.

[–]kg333 4 points5 points ago

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As a person who knows that the IT dept has the entire campus (public state university) hung off of two 100 Mbit uplinks, I still think they need more bandwidth to handle my classmates' traffic.

[–]allogator 0 points1 point ago

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My Uni has this problem also. I work the desktop support side of our IT dept and it boggles my mind that networking has managed to get away with so many 100 (and 10 in some buildings!) switches. I imagine the budget must be going to something else more important than updating infrastructure, right?.......right? I like to tell myself that so I don't get too sad. :P

[–]IM_SO_JUICY 0 points1 point ago

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Just curious, the internet in the dorm where I'm living slows to a halt in the evenings, it won't even buffer youtube videos in 360. What is probably the reason behind this?

[–]arwcrst42 8 points9 points ago

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because that's when it gets used the most

[–]mike_54_hawk 0 points1 point ago

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I currently work for IT at my university, and I can confirm this. I just ran a test on my work machine and had 94.32 Mbps down and 85.44 Mbps up, and there are still problems with connection speeds depending on where you are on campus.

Edit: Proof

[–]swimmer186 0 points1 point ago

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dat ping

[–]rem87062597 0 points1 point ago

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As of last semester you could pick up our unprotected wifi connection from the main road outside of campus, which directed people to a captive portal website. Turns out 85% of the people weren't logging into captive portal, just sitting there taking up resources. They actually designed it so that anyone driving on the huge road would pick up our signal and take up resources. I would honestly prefer dial-up.

[–]LemurOfWrath 3 points4 points ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]kahls 5 points6 points ago

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I am using my university's internet and was about to curse it. Then I got the joke.

[–]caraficionado24 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah well fuck...

[–]ContiX 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, at least your upload is faster than mine. I've got .9/.5

[–]Tanagashi 1 point2 points ago

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Hell yes. I use university internet because the paid one provided by the hall of accommodation is also slow as fuck, but not free. The problem is, the signal strength is not great, and as a consequence I experience constant disconnects, slow speed and all other pleasant things.
The fun thing is that they block the access to all porn, torrent and proxy related sites. But they did it kind of strange. For instance, only r/gonewild is blocked, while all other nsfw subreddits are ok to access. On 4chan they blocked every board EXCEPT for 18+ ones. Morons.
All restrictions are easily bypassed using proxy, but torrents and steam are unavailable because the ports necessary for their work are blocked and there is no way around it.

[–]arwcrst42 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, your universities internet blocks porn and other such websites? That has gotta suck.

[–]Tanagashi 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about other unis, but mine does so. But, as I said, proxies save me here.

[–]arwcrst42 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure if mine is an exception, but I am not blocked from anything that I know of.

[–]theboozebaron 0 points1 point ago

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I was talking to the network admin at my college last week. The way I understood it was that they couldn't filter sites like that, but could slow torrents but not block them due to public funding / free speech issues

[–]Tanagashi 1 point2 points ago

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I study in UK, and looks like they can. Maybe just a local specific.

[–]PracticalDuck 1 point2 points ago

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So is /r/AdviceAnimals overflowing.

[–]Kam-ron 1 point2 points ago

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My university is the exact opposite. They make it a point to tell you at orientation that we have the second fastest internet in the nation because no one is allowed to be faster than the Pentagon by national law. There are seniors here who refuse to live off campus because they enjoy the wi-fi too much. Makes going home for holidays a pain...

[–]zscuro 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote because I haven't seen this and I'm also on university inter

[–]biggus_dickuss 4 points5 points ago

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Guys stop down voting this guy. His internet got cut off mid submission.

[–]poo706 0 points1 point ago

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In my experience, universities have heller fast internet connections.

[–]Yage2006 1 point2 points ago

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Depends what university your talking about.

[–]samissleman17 0 points1 point ago

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I torrented a movie and it took 2 days. It's kinda ridiculous.

[–]railroad-redditor 1 point2 points ago

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My buddy downloaded GTA when it came out.

Took over a week. The phone was busy the entire time.

[–]DukeCanada 0 points1 point ago

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Im not going to lie, I refreshed once or twice before I finally got the joke.

[–]elguercoterco 0 points1 point ago

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One thing I never complained about in college was the Internet speed - especially coming from my dial-up access at home. Throw in Napster, AIM and ICQ, 1998 was a glorious year for me.

[–]JacksWastedTime 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not proud of how long I waited for the rest to load.

[–]carbonnanotube 0 points1 point ago

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We get 80 up and about 70 down on campus. It is pretty sweet actually.

[–]boes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gr4y 0 points1 point ago

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I have a similar problem, except they use Blue Coat hardware to censor the internet. Minus, tor, and torrents are censored, among many other websites.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's how it is at my school. Except there is about a 90% chance that a given torrent will get your credentials revoked by ITNS. Buncha fuckers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Limit upload to 1 kb/s.

[–]i_r_winrarz882 0 points1 point ago

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Good one

[–]pldgnoauthority 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what University you go to but several of the major ones in my state have GigaPOPs.

[–]IrvingI80 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God I totally feel you bro, sometimes it won't even connect T_T

[–]ben120 0 points1 point ago

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gratz

[–]AspiringRapper 0 points1 point ago

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Uhh the internet when I went to school was super fucking fast...

[–]downwithwto 0 points1 point ago

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You got one refresh out of me!

[–]swimdude2113 0 points1 point ago

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awwww shit. you got me bro. haha

[–]zeo1137 0 points1 point ago

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You clever bastard.

[–]dragoneye 0 points1 point ago

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This usually ends with me cursing IT for throttling my connection whenever I hit 3000 connections (I've been up to 19,000). Which I seem to be able to exceed easily even though my router is set for far less than 3000 connections allowed (i.e. their counting method is fucked up).

[–]Onredditmebeerget 0 points1 point ago

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And after checking my router and modem, my brain engaged and I got the joke. There was no laughter.

[–]Jacktheawesome 0 points1 point ago

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TOOK ME 4 REFRESHES DAMMIT

[–]dmitrit2811 0 points1 point ago

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No complaints about UofT

[–]Poofu 0 points1 point ago

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I waited 2 min before getting it

[–]UnbornApple 0 points1 point ago

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I remember in 1999 my ResNet was like being from the fucking future with lightning fast speeds.

[–]AdolfHusainBinladin 0 points1 point ago

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That's five minutes of my life I'm never getting back

[–]SuperTurtle 0 points1 point ago

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I have my wifi router plugged into the wall and a cable plugged into the router and my computer is connected to both. Maybe it speeds up my internet, maybe not, but nobody on my floor can tell either way and I forgot how fast my internet was at home so haters gonna hate either way

[–]elclark94 0 points1 point ago

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3 class periods and it hit me

[–]Murmuzy 0 points1 point ago

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aaaah LOLz

[–]DarkFlame7 0 points1 point ago

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5 seconds.

That's how long I waited.
Wow.

[–]SouthernMan85 0 points1 point ago

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Shamelessly stolen content with a new title, downvote.

[–]jmo4747 3 points4 points ago

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Saw this on Facebook at least 5 times. On FACEBOOK for god's sake!

[–]stansp 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck knows what it'd be like if we were in Canada.

[–]moroz123 0 points1 point ago

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Ascii?

[–]An_Emo_Dinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you should have studied harder in high school so you could have gotten accepted to a good school with decent internet.

[–]at165db -2 points-1 points ago

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Go to a real university?

From 2002-2006 we had so much bandwidth it was crazy. Everyone had a static, public IP, download was uncapped and we'd usually max out the 100Mbit Ethernet connection (11+MB/sec downloads were common). Upload was capped at 500KB/sec (yes ~4Mbit).

We'd all run torrents, directconnect i2hub, and various game servers from the dorm rooms.

[–]foxh8er 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, the good old days...

Wait, WHAT?

Why are we moving backwards?

[–]someone31988 0 points1 point ago

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Most universities nowadays block torrents so the pipe doesn't get clogged and so they don't get hit with lawsuits.

[–]Crystal_Cuckoo -1 points0 points ago

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Ripping off uni meme pages, are we? Yes, the font and wording is different but odds are good that OP didn't make this.

[–]drgmaster909 -1 points0 points ago

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wtf are you talking about? Every single time I connect to ANY college's internet it's 45x faster than my home internet (Which sucks, but that's still fast).

[–]GameIsInTheName -5 points-4 points ago

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If this doesn't make it to front page... I'm not sure what will.

[–]hdyar[!] -3 points-2 points ago

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Ha, it's funny because, on a campus, this froze while loadi-- oh.

Damn

[–]BullpenCatcher -4 points-3 points ago

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Hell no.. my university won't let you look at a damn thing until you log in... every.. time.