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[–]Gark32 30 points31 points ago

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i call this 'Dave Earnhardt Syndrome'. those guys on the highway that see you passing them with the cruise control on and think "HEY! I CAN'T LOSE TO HIM!" and pass you at 95 mph. they then look down, realize they're speeding a lot, and brake. a lot. so you pass them, still on cruise. and they look up, and think "HEY!" on and on. did this with a guy for almost 200 miles once.

[–]thefightforgood 6 points7 points ago

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I give everyone one chance to pass me. If they get in front of me and slow down and I have to pass them, I won't make an effort to move out of their way the second time.

[–]cr125rider 7 points8 points ago

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Dale Earnhardt maybe?

[–]Gark32 1 point2 points ago

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naw, Dale Earnhardt was a good driver. these people are just assholes. they're like a race driver's shit cousin, with delusions of grandeur.

[–]Bxbomberny 2 points3 points ago

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Im not poor or stupid enough for NASCAR....better put a lip of vagisil in

[–]cr125rider 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha I like it!

[–]Gothiks 6 points7 points ago

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I want to punch/kick these people in the genitals.

[–]EatMoreFiber 42 points43 points ago

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Get out of the left lane!

[–]TECHlaughingman 7 points8 points ago

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I wish I could upvote this more than once.

[–]cerealkilla316 7 points8 points ago

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There you go.

[–]synonymous_with 13 points14 points ago*

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Objects in mirror are pissed that you're blocking the left lane.

[–]cresteh 37 points38 points ago

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If you're 15.

[–]henstep15 9 points10 points ago

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...and wearing an affliction tshirt.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Or a tapout shirt.

[–]Bob_Munden 2 points3 points ago

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They could be a full lap ahead of you.

[–]USMCEvan 2 points3 points ago

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Because they are mustangs, yes.

[–]FreaksNGeeks 5 points6 points ago

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Objects in mirror are slipstreaming, swerve to avoid being overtaken!

[–]LazyAmerican 9 points10 points ago

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I hope when you get pulled over the officer asks you to look at yourself in the mirror.

[–]alahos 2 points3 points ago

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Either that or you're almost a full lap behind.

[–]Morgasauras 1 point2 points ago

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By the way... It's a repost.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 1 point2 points ago

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this isn't funny, its a safety hazard. The driver no longer knows that those cars are up to 2 feet closer than they appear.

[–]Fantomelvin 1 point2 points ago

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i wish it was "those people have no idea if your turning so remember to use your GODDAMMED FICKING TURN SIGNAL YOU SUICIDALCUNTSHITFACE"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're not doing it right if you need to see a turn signal before you slow down.

[–]thirtythr33 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen these decals for sale on eBay. If I ever see one, I'm going to give the driver a high five. In the face. With my front bumper.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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This is what leads to assholes who don't let you change into their lane.

[–]myfangersmellsfunny 1 point2 points ago

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Objects in mirror are...COPS!

[–]8SKIN8 2 points3 points ago

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DRIVE RIGHT, PASS LEFT!!!

[–]stfm -1 points0 points ago

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Not here

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Asshole mentality*.

[–]ZsaFreigh 0 points1 point ago

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I like how it's nice and big enough for other people on the road to see it, and note what kind of person you are.

[–]neva5eez 0 points1 point ago

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You automatically lose to my motorcycle.

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 2 points3 points ago

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Golly yeah, your motorcycle did put one heck of a dent in my quarter panel!

[–]neva5eez 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 1 point2 points ago

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You don't really wanna go tit for tat in that direction, do you?

[–]biobluedragon 0 points1 point ago

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You are most likely in traffic. You are all losing.

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mks351 0 points1 point ago

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What if everyone is in reverse?

[–]mcweeden 0 points1 point ago

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DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

[–]LexiMonsterDoll 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before, but instead it mentioned the long-term effects of Mario Kart

[–]rad_rob -1 points0 points ago

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You either own a Mustang or a Camaro. Clearly.

[–]PvtHopscotch -1 points0 points ago

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[–]thebagel 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think there's a single stock New Edge GT left on the road.

[–]flagpoonage -1 points0 points ago

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Is that like around here?

[–]Wedge590 -1 points0 points ago

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I had those decals on my trans am....more of a joke/conversation starter than anything.

[–]only_gad -1 points0 points ago

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No.