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[–]Endomandioviza 511 points512 points ago

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The Angels are getting smarter…

[–]I_am_BEOWULF 298 points299 points ago

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...and the Doctor's most recent incarnation is a teenage Asian dude.

[–]exnor 142 points143 points ago

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Doesn't seem that unlikely, really. He gets closer to 'teenage Asian dude' every time.

[–]sicinfit 80 points81 points ago

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At this rate, soon we'll all be teenage Asian dudes.

[–]haxwellmill 36 points37 points ago*

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I'm Asian and I am pretty freaked out because of your comment.

[–]thosethatwere[!] 19 points20 points ago

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If it helps, every time I see "teenage Asian dude" I think "teenage agent dude" because the singer of the song "Secret Agent Man" sounds like he's saying "Secret Asian Man"

[–]memeasaurus 16 points17 points ago

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Wait... it's not Secret Asian Man?

[–]Fazaman 1 point2 points ago

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sounds like he's saying "Secret Asian Man"

Thank FSM I'm not the only one.

[–]Beiufin 6 points7 points ago

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Asian here, can confirm that the comment is indeed freaky.

[–]Yst 2 points3 points ago

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In the Starcraft community, it's hard not to aspire the objective of one day being a teenage asian dude just like the greats. Highest ranked Non-Asian GSLer in 2012: IdrA - dropped from Code S after losing two games, winning none, then dropped from Code A after losing two games, winning none.

[–]thatregiskid 1 point2 points ago

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Yet still not Ginger.

[–]schlongbottom 26 points27 points ago

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And further away from ginger :(

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Next Doctor: Female ginger. Believe it.

[–]exnor 19 points20 points ago

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My brain kept trying to read your name as "Mr. Moriarty" and getting lost halfway through.

You really are an evil mastermind.

[–]N0V0w3ls 8 points9 points ago

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Can he change sex? I thought that remained constant.

...Actually wait - I remember in the episode with Idris that he mentioned a Timelord who had an incarnation that was a woman.

[–]cullen9 5 points6 points ago

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There's also the doctors daughter. I'm waiting for that spin off.

[–]N0V0w3ls 14 points15 points ago

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Who in real-life has a kid with her "dad" and is the daughter of another Doctor!

Less confusing: she's married to David Tennant, bore his daughter, and she herself is the daughter of Peter Davison, who played the fifth Doctor.

[–]Ranklee 5 points6 points ago

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Who, weirdly enough, was Tennant's childhood hero.

[–]jsschmitt 12 points13 points ago

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I loved wording it this way, while Tennant was still the Doctor:

The Doctor's daughter, who is also the Doctors favorite Doctor's daughter, had a daughter with the Doctor.

[–]Forcewater 5 points6 points ago

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And the one with Rowan Atkinson.

[–]shewok 0 points1 point ago

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[–]N0V0w3ls 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, but was always female.

[–]shewok 7 points8 points ago

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True. I think I recall the 11th Doctor wondering if he had become a woman after regenerating.

[–]headasplodes 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, one of the first things he says "Oh god I'm a girl!"

[–]cerpintaxt2112 1 point2 points ago

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why oh why did I read that

[–]shewok 11 points12 points ago

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:(

Spoilers.

[–]FryGuy1013 5 points6 points ago

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totally heard that in her voice. and, to be fair, that's the less important spoiler. The fact that River Song is Amy Pond's daughter is.

[–]schlongbottom 1 point2 points ago

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I keep hoping one of the Phelps twins (Weasley twins from Harry Potter) will play the next Doctor.

Female ginger could never be as badass as the Doctor-Donna :D

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The girl next to me in Chemistry is a carbon replica of her.

[–]lolmeatshield 3 points4 points ago

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While still not being a ginger.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Am I the only one who would like to see something other than a white dude play the next version of The Doctor?

[–]Siparih 33 points34 points ago

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"Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't Blink. Good Luck."

[–]ashyjakk 1 point2 points ago

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I blinked 4 times reading this

[–]meditonsin 24 points25 points ago

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I think they are going insane. Proof.

[–]shewok 16 points17 points ago

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[–]ksrymy 8 points9 points ago

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And Leon is getting laaaaaarrrggggeeerrrrr.

[–]jxbobak 26 points27 points ago

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I was hoping so bad that there would be a Doctor Who reference...here take this karma

[–]JamesonRx 8 points9 points ago

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I'll admit this is the only reason I clicked on the comments too.

[–]TheCrownedWolf 1 point2 points ago

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I'm starting to think that I should watch Doctor Who just so I can understand all of the comments that reference it.

[–]jxbobak 1 point2 points ago

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Oh you definitely should just be warned it'll be a large investment of your time

[–]dtrappp 1 point2 points ago

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"...That's a good burn, Karolina."

[–]pixelreality 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for anything Doctor Who related.

[–]kyrodes 69 points70 points ago

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It's the "backflip trick" female version

[–]ur_opinion_is_wrong 66 points67 points ago

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[–]Shangheli 44 points45 points ago

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God, is the tv ok?

[–]WildMagnemite 27 points28 points ago

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No, but her N64 is fine.

[–]murderland 5 points6 points ago

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did she die?

[–]Teknik987 2 points3 points ago

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[–]I_am_BEOWULF 219 points220 points ago

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[–]PleaseDontTouchThat 59 points60 points ago

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That is a very unsettling .gif.

[–]EvalJow 190 points191 points ago

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[–]fonetiklee 53 points54 points ago

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[–]greedyiguana 1 point2 points ago

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what is it? i'm too scared to click

[–]Flantastic185 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah it is.

[–]Remnants 2 points3 points ago

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A glitch in the matrix.

[–]clothes_are_optional 19 points20 points ago

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that is quite unsettling

[–]Se7en_Sinner 10 points11 points ago

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Nightmare fuel.

[–]WezVC 19 points20 points ago

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How long have you been waiting to use that?

[–]GuineaRainbow 18 points19 points ago

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I just watched Stanley get a handjob from a fridge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5xh4AX2HU

[–]EricFaust 1 point2 points ago

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Better than fucking a vacuum cleaner.

[–]street_fighting_man 40 points41 points ago

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[–]relevant_rule34 116 points117 points ago

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[–][deleted] 84 points85 points ago

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I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]OhNoMellon 14 points15 points ago

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I knew exactly what I was expecting, and that's why I clicked it.

[–]suicidemachine 4 points5 points ago

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Same. I clicked because I thought it was going to be a pic of a cute dog.

[–]llbean 13 points14 points ago

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I never actually examine these hentai things very much, just a quick horrid glance, but I decided just now to see what the fuck was actually going on. It strangely even makes sense. However, could someone please explain to me why the clockwork orange is not using it's tentacles or even it's key to penetrate this woman? It instead chooses to employ a boring and thin looking object of no significance, it could be a broom handle; doesn't even make sense. Were I the artist I think I would use the key to portray this scene.

[–]relevant_rule34 29 points30 points ago*

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Thank you for your interest! The significance of the object in question isn't just any old broom handle but is in fact a reference to this cane (SFW) used by Michael Malcolm McDowell's character in the movie. You will notice that the girl is also wearing a bowler hat for the same reason.

edit: just wanted to disclaim I am not the artist

[–]llbean 8 points9 points ago

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oh wow, I hadn't noticed that! Thank you! Here I was getting all upset about nonsensical hentai, I didn't realize how much thought actually went into it. I feel like maybe I should look at more hentai, but seriously, for science. like, seriously.

[–]relevant_rule34 2 points3 points ago

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It can be quite an interesting field when you understand the in-jokes and references being made by the fans. If you enjoy these kinds of pictures and pornographic takes on pop culture, you might enjoy browsing the "Featured Image" section on one of the many popular rule 34 boards.

[–]TBSJJK 3 points4 points ago

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There's a part of the brain which applies logic and a part of the brain which imagines tentacle rape.

[–]Dango_LXIX 2 points3 points ago

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I have to say I enjoy your flavor text significantly more than your pictures almost every time.

ps. How do you flavor text a hyperlink?

[–]Michaelis_Menten 1 point2 points ago

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Just put text after the hyperlink inside the parentheses inside double quotes.

Like this

[–]RomeoWhiskey 5 points6 points ago

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Giving her a bit 'o the old in-and-out I see.

[–]deconistor 16 points17 points ago

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[–]I_AM_A_RAPTOR 4 points5 points ago

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rawr!

[–]lelandachana 3 points4 points ago

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not up for the old in-out, in-out?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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just here to check the meter

[–]Jchang1210 93 points94 points ago

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I kinda want her

[–]emkat 49 points50 points ago

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Blink harder, boy!!

[–]FuckThe 25 points26 points ago

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[–]phantasmah 25 points26 points ago

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I stared at this for almost 30 seconds before realizing it was a jpg.

[–]tiro_sprizzle 3 points4 points ago

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you aren't the only one....

[–]I_Compliment_Tits 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah she has some pretty nice tits.

[–]Chekhovs_Gunslinger 114 points115 points ago

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[–]SurpriseBukkake 55 points56 points ago

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Couldn't you just blink one eye at a time?

[–]rabidferret 70 points71 points ago

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That's what Amy does in season 5 because she's not dumb...

[–]JamesonRx 11 points12 points ago

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You try doing that for a period of time.

Spoiler Alert: It's fucking difficult.

[–]rabidferret 7 points8 points ago

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I have. It's really not.

[–]Quinny86 1 point2 points ago

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It is for some people, I can't close my left eye independently of my right eye unless I close it with my fingers.

[–]rabidferret 3 points4 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that means you have cancer.

[–]Quinny86 1 point2 points ago

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Gutted!

[–]kalobkalob 24 points25 points ago

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Have you ever tried it? I thought of that when watching that episode and it just made me want to blink that much more.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah, I'm doing it right now and I have an almost uncontrollable urge to blink each time I close an eye.

[–]Ub3rSauce 32 points33 points ago

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No, because that would ruin the plot.

[–]ambivilant 7 points8 points ago*

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Stupid angels.

Edit: I didn't think that clip would actually be what I was referencing.

[–]picassoinblue 7 points8 points ago

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That's what Amy does around the 2:40 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-3Erb2GIo&feature=related

[–]RuiningItForEveryone 2 points3 points ago

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They are fast. Faster than you could possibly imagine.

[–]DrPeacemaker 33 points34 points ago

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Blink and you're screwed. She is slutty - sluttier than you can believe.

[–]retrominge 9 points10 points ago

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Fuckfuckfuckfuck I fucking HATE those fucking things.

And I ALWAYS look back and think "it was so obvious, why did you click?". I'm an idiot.

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 22 points23 points ago*

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I hate these links, I click them, and then i'm right back on this page.

I don't know how they make imgur redirects that just reload the page you clicked from.

[–]meditonsin 11 points12 points ago

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Hm, your links is purple, but I'm sure I didn't klick it. And why do I suddenly have tally marks all over my arms?

[–]larynx1982 5 points6 points ago

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What did I just click on? There was nothing there.

[–]Vectoor 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't so bad, wtf was that?

[–]FryGuy1013 3 points4 points ago

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Context is everything. If you've seen the episode with them, they're pretty terrifying.

[–]Thzae 6 points7 points ago

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Seen the episode with who?

[–]jackcatalyst 2 points3 points ago

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I swear I've seen the episode but then I always forget what it is about.

[–]ageeksgirl08 1 point2 points ago

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There are life size angels statues on the route my husband and I usually take on walks. We were out around 11 pm one night and my husband made the comment "hey, look! weeping angels!" I walked backwards the rest of the way home and now refuse to walk by those things.

[–]AndyRooney 94 points95 points ago

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[–]Lecard 29 points30 points ago

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It's like when I tried to play tennis against a brick wall.

Those fuckers are relentless.

[–]Th3H4nd0fGOD 4 points5 points ago

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You could always just hit the ball really hard so that when it bounces off the Brick wall it lands out of bounds.

[–]evanthesquirrel 9 points10 points ago

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I can't win......

[–]karmasutur3 9 points10 points ago

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Can't tell if attracted to me

Or is going to punch me in the face.

[–]tomasziam 73 points74 points ago

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[–]TheAngrySpanker 28 points29 points ago

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Does that owl have windshield wipers..?

[–]alexanderwales 22 points23 points ago

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Yes, it does. It's called a nictitating membrane. Remember that scene in Men in Black where Will Smith says "No, he blinked one set, then he blinked a completely different set"? It's the same as that.

[–]fonetiklee 14 points15 points ago

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So owls are aliens is what you're saying?

[–]rooktakesqueen 9 points10 points ago

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Nah, Earthlings have those too. Even humans, ours are just vestigial. Cats have prominent nictating membranes. My cats tend to show theirs when they're very relaxed, or if they're deep asleep and I pull open their eye to mess with them.

[–]grumbles 4 points5 points ago

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Quit being a dick to your cats.

[–]rooktakesqueen 1 point2 points ago

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But they're comatose. How can you not take the opportunity to pose them?

[–]ToTheOcean 4 points5 points ago

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you're a hoot

[–]StarHarvest 38 points39 points ago

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"DONT FLATTER YO-SELF BITCH"

[–]inkedexistence 41 points42 points ago

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I came here for Dr. Who comments :(

[–]rdeluca 22 points23 points ago

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Wibbly-wobbly

[–]Thzae 10 points11 points ago

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timey-wimey

[–]ejpal 1 point2 points ago

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and stuff

[–]zygntwin 18 points19 points ago

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Don't blink! Blink and you're dead!

[–]Jaques_Naurice 7 points8 points ago

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It goes "ding" when there's stuff.

[–]mateogg 1 point2 points ago

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don't let it near a chicken tough

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 2 points3 points ago

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She's bigger on the inside.

[–]OnTheFritz 88 points89 points ago

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Wow! She sticks her tongue out when she takes pictures! She must be so fun and quirky.

[–]Schmich 17 points18 points ago

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The people of Reddit are way more fun though bashing on others for no real reason, so fun!!

[–]MercurialMithras 23 points24 points ago

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Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.

[–]Flubbz 25 points26 points ago

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because fuck you, that's why

[–]tiro_sprizzle 4 points5 points ago

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here's a cake day upvote...

[–]23_ 1 point2 points ago

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Happy cake day

[–]Flubbz 5 points6 points ago

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thanks I've been whoring myself out reaaaaaally hard

[–]23_ 2 points3 points ago

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I upvoted everything on your first page. Have a great tuesday :)

[–]Flubbz 1 point2 points ago

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you too my friend, you too

[–][deleted] 264 points265 points ago

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I laughed, out loud. Have an upvote.

[–]redever 69 points70 points ago

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Have, an upvote.

[–]jakfischer 217 points218 points ago

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Oh look we have a badass over here. Handing out internet points like that shit is free.

[–]kurfu 87 points88 points ago

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Not free - I took one of yours and gave it to him.

Oh yes I did.

[–]qizarate 25 points26 points ago

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Reddit would be a better place if we all followed the Principle of Equivalent Exchange.

[–]pretendperson 19 points20 points ago

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Alchemy's first law.

[–]Ferbtastic 12 points13 points ago

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People would lose so many Arms and Legs for fake internet points.

[–]yokaishinigami 8 points9 points ago

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For what can ever truly equal the cost of making it to the front page?

[–]alekso56 1 point2 points ago

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REDDIT YEAR 3023

Although reddit is run by the law of equivalency now, it is not the absolute answer and can be misinterpreted and must be followed to the exact meaning. To succeed the world of reddit must give everything to receive success and people may think that if they help then it will solve problems. This is not completely false but the world must solve their own problems for them to effect the lives of its followers, but for what we don't tell the world helps just as equal and the answers cannot be given to the undeserving. Power is not the answer to any problem. Every problem does not have only one answer and it is up to mankind to solve it. life has a meaning no matter what people say it is hidden and you must give to receive what everything is here in this world to do.

[–]Rumeye 8 points9 points ago

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Someone stole your commas.

[–]alekso56 7 points8 points ago

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I didn't have enough sacrifices. ಠ_ಠ

[–]LegitMonkey 15 points16 points ago

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It is for the 1% (I mean the reddit 1%, the 10000000000000 karma kind of reddit 1%)

[–]liberalwhackjob 4 points5 points ago

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seriously... neverending september.

[–]throweraccount 10 points11 points ago

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How come you get 44 points... and in any other thread that you put this you end up getting downvoted... it's like a crap shoot. You never know if you'll get downvoted or not.

[–]Claseik 1 point2 points ago

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I think it depends on how obnoxious your laugh is.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, 135 karma for this comment? Really..??

Reddit has hit a new low. People, if there's nothing to upvote, DONT UPVOTE ANYTHING!!!!!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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OMG THE UPVOTES ARE SO IMPORTANT

[–]borzakk 2 points3 points ago

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You know why they are important? Because they put the stuff that is worth reading at the top of the page, where it is easy to read. When people upvote comments that say "lol upvote," they are saying "This comment/discussion is the type of content I am looking for at reddit!" Well I sure as fuck don't come here to read asinine shit like that.

[–]Beerspaz12 3 points4 points ago

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Not a single blink was given

[–]carpsagan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]whaaat1259 5 points6 points ago

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Whatever you do, don't blink. Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

[–]Mixed-Signals 3 points4 points ago

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I'm chronoboosting my upgrade, if you know what I mean.

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[–]nowInDutch 1 point2 points ago

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Ik weet dat dit niet relevant is, maar kijk eens wat voor schit deze video is. Ik zit in bad gedurende de laatste 45 minuten op mijn iPhone en deze bullschit is momenteel aan het spelen in mijn kamer op de pc! Het is luidruchtig en ik wil niet opstaan om ik het koud heb. :(

Ik leef alleen.

[–]graff772 11 points12 points ago

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Not a Doctor Who reference. I am disappointed.

[–]exscape 8 points9 points ago

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Well, by now this thread contains little EXCEPT Doctor Who references.

[–]Wooblyshuffle 2 points3 points ago

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Guess I'll have to become a stalker...

[–]adhoc_lobster 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe I've been visiting /r/creepy too much, but I clicked the picture closed really fast when I saw the grainy black & white and part of her face cut out of the picture. Her mouth/tongue made it look like she had some sort of horror monster face.

[–]evertim5 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kyzfrintin 5 points6 points ago

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She looks kinda hot. blink

[–]MPC45000 2 points3 points ago

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I would motorboat that all day long. blink

[–]HBag 3 points4 points ago

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[–]pterofactyl 1 point2 points ago

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curse this dusty room, now she thinks i'm easy.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 1 point2 points ago

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My friend always gets mad at me and tells me to blink once in a while... I then become aware of blinking and do it as many times as possible.

[–]PoisonedAl 1 point2 points ago

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"That's not very funn..." scrolls down "lol"

[–]colinsteadman 1 point2 points ago

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Not into fit, fun looking women then. Bizarre.

[–]DirtyChickenLungs 1 point2 points ago

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Breathe if you're horny.

[–]awkwardgirl 1 point2 points ago

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Sigh. I saw this on tumblr yesterday...

[–]MonotonousMan 1 point2 points ago

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I know reddit doesn't normally condone these kinds of comments, but holy mother of fucking god was that hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in far too long. Thank you.

[–]vadergeek 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, sure, you SAY that's what'll happen, but then you run up and touch me when my eyes are closed and BOOM I'm in the 1960s.

[–]ShakyFtSlasher 1 point2 points ago

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When I clicked this I purposefully never blinked once. Then I scrolled down and saw the picture; he beat me.

[–]Harken92 3 points4 points ago

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Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck.

[–]PaunchMonster 1 point2 points ago

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I think the Doctor Who reference is that if he blinks, he's dead...and he is making sure he is not blinking - good call on his part

[–]hrmmexi 2 points3 points ago

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I can't stop laughing.

[–]Duck5009 1 point2 points ago

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Eye dryness? Worth it.

[–]bassdude7 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BubbaRay88 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Jolu- 1 point2 points ago

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made me laugh.

[–]iweararubber 1 point2 points ago

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I would blink. That tongue looks like it could do wonders

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Blink and you'll miss it.

[–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

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Let's try that again.

[–]cthulhubert 0 points1 point ago

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That guy. That fucking guy. He's awesome, and I feel like he encapsulates my general attitudes about much of life.

[–]VOICE_OF_REASONING 0 points1 point ago

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I let out a nose-laugh when I saw this and snot came flying out

[–]fareedy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]garychencool 0 points1 point ago

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Or close your eyes from the start

[–]ribslargemeat 0 points1 point ago

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This is just good game on demonstration.

[–]ichibandemon 0 points1 point ago

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bahahahah

[–]in_my_tree 0 points1 point ago

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oh, monolid tape

[–]RZA1M 0 points1 point ago

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What's up with her face?!

[–]EllisDee_4Doyin 0 points1 point ago

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At work in front of a bunch of people. Def laughed out loud. Got looks. I ain't even mad

[–]Semilogical 0 points1 point ago

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Fool

[–]Psartryn 0 points1 point ago

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Asians wearing tape on their eyes seems racist...somehow. :P