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[–]Mauman92 515 points516 points ago

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"Did you ever think about following your parents into comedy?"

[–]alamotexas 92 points93 points ago

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OH GOD that line was splendid.

[–]annaplantain 37 points38 points ago

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was his reaction genuine? or do these actors know it's a joke?

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 254 points255 points ago

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It's real. Just like WWE and Fox News.

[–]yonicay 38 points39 points ago

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I never see your typical meth replies. did you...did you get clean?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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He must have. Probably found religion because now he's a METHodist.

[–]Vonka 1 point2 points ago

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Hello Nny

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Sanzman12 14 points15 points ago

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Or Colbert

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[–]boydrewboy 4 points5 points ago

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That was in 2009. After his superPAC ran ads saying Mitt Romney is a serial killer, I think some republicans may have been disillusioned.

[–]Sanzman12 6 points7 points ago

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He's the voice of America, and America never lies! Tell me America lies, I'll kill you.

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 29 points30 points ago

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Careful, my downvote finger gets itchy when people even vaguely and inadvertently remind me of that hack Jeff Dunham. METH... RAGE... TAKING...OVER...

edit - Look what you've done. You made me literally take a shit on my keyboard. Are you happy now?

[–]ksnap 5 points6 points ago

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Fucking asshole and puppets. PUPPETS ARE NOT FUNNY!!!

[–]DiggV4Sucks 1 point2 points ago

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I agree, but I temper my rage, because my 8yo loves Den-Ham (as he pronounces it).

Of course, I never liked Mister Rogers, either, and he was a big hit for the kiddoes. Maybe there's a connection here. Dunham plays for the under 10 crowd?

[–]Ace1999 1 point2 points ago

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Whole lotta truthiness goin on, cuz.

[–]pfirpfel 4 points5 points ago

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the whole thing is scripted

[–]alamotexas 2 points3 points ago

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I have the same question, but I think they relatively know what they're getting themselves into.

[–]Mathesar 20 points21 points ago

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They definitely all know exactly what it's about

[–]mcmurphy1 1 point2 points ago

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No way!!!! It's totally real, just like The Colbert Report. There's no way people could just think that stuff up. What are they, actors and writers or something?

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point ago

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They know it's a joke. I mean, it's Zach Galifianakis. Not sure if they know what he's going to say/ask, though.

[–]barium111 8 points9 points ago

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Explain. Did something happened to his parents?

[–]Ret0x 60 points61 points ago

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His father is Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza on Seinfeld, Arthur on King of Queens) and his mother is Anne Meara, both comedians: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Stiller http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Meara

[–]JustARandomGuy95 19 points20 points ago

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HOLY BATSHIT! Thank you for blowing my mind, sir. I need to take have a few days alone to comprehend this new data...

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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In zoolander, Ben stiller's agent was his dad in real life. In Heavyweights, the original camp owners were ben stillers parents in real life. They are in a lot of the things hes done.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh right. I forgot about that.

[–]passenger955 1 point2 points ago

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also in heartbreak kid his dad is his dad in real life. he wants him to go with him to vegas to bang chicks.

[–]OccasionalPopCulture 2 points3 points ago

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George Costanza's dad is Ben Stiller's dad in real life is one of my go-to woah dude facts.

Another one is Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones's daughter and she was a friend of Tupac.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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After Tupac called her a mixed-race bastard child. And got engaged to her sister. And shot.

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 5 points6 points ago

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...why would Tupac say such a hateful thing? He was always such a nice boy.

[–]millertime3227790 4 points5 points ago

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I blame that damn rap music for polluting his mind

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 1 point2 points ago

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I agree! Clearly, he would have been one of those Crips that doesn't commit crimes, had he not fallen prey to The Hip Hop Music.

And video games. They have destroyed this nation's youth with their unrealistic emphasis on achievable goals.

[–]steady_riot 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to the real world, son.

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 1 point2 points ago

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His parents are both legendary comedians. Ben Stiller is one of the least funny, yet inexplicably successful comedians on the planet (rivaled only by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider). This juxtaposition gets brought up to him probably 10 times per day.

[–]blowmonkey 5 points6 points ago

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Rob Schneider doesn't qualify in that analogy, he doesn't exist without Adam Sandler.

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! Amusingly enough, I actually had the same thought, but I didn't think anyone would notice. I considered swapping him out with Dane Cook. I decided against it because I didn't want to deal with any Bro Rage.

[–]Dekar173 1 point2 points ago

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Dane Cook's more of a good storyteller than anything. The jokes are punchline shit eating grin and you just can't help but laugh because it's like he's one of your fuckface friends telling you that story about how he banged a dozen chicks that one night.

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 1 point2 points ago

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I guess that's where our tastes diverge. I don't have friends like Dane Cook, because I find that kind of person incredibly irritating.

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 2 points3 points ago*

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He has incredible charisma, it makes sense he's successful. Also his show was pretty awesome from the bits I've seen, and who can't love Zoolander, There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents or Tropic Thunder. If you can't understand his success, you don't really see how hard he works. He's the brains of the "Frat Pack". He's a writer, director, actor, and producer. Sure, I'll grant you, it's been a while since he was great. I take it you're from a generation before mine, as the only exposure we got to his parents are his movies and Seinfeld or that Queens show, which wouldn't really put them in the legendary category to us. I will guarantee you, the reason they are still talked about today is their son.

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa, whoa, easy there. I meant that his success is inexplicable to me personally, because I don't like him. I absolutely hate Zoolander, There's Something About Mary, and Meet the Parents. Why? Because I don't like Ben Stiller and I think he's irritating.

And for the record, I would still be talking about Jerry Stiller even if he had never had any children.

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Essentially you're equating that people you don't like shouldn't have success. That's what I'm taking from it. Perhaps one day we will live in world where you get to decide what's good and what's bad, and work ethic and talent (just because you don't agree they have talent, doesn't mean they don't have any. Zoolander and Tropic were excellent satires into how much people idolize media figures who really are just dumbass people themselves, as well as an insight into the insanity of Hollywood) don't mean shit. I don't listen to Justin Beiber, but I'm glad he's making music. He really likes what he does and is a good role model, he deserves his success. It did help that Stiller was connected, but his connections didn't win him adoration from fans

At the end of the day, he makes fun little comedies that people enjoy. It's fine that you don't like him, I'm glad that you don't, I just find what you believe stunning

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh... Relax, relax, relax. That's not what I was saying at all. Ben Stiller's success is just as baffling to me as Lady Gaga's, because neither appeal to me whatsoever. Other peoples' tastes are hard to relate to, is all.

Please stop projecting this larger unrelated argument onto my words.

[–]oyp 2 points3 points ago

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Wait. Does this mean that Ben Stiller celebrates Festivus?

[–]Leedimus 9 points10 points ago

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Implying that Ben Stiller himself is not a comedian.

[–]joslin01 6 points7 points ago

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He DID follow his parents into comedy. Get it? He's breaking his balls.

[–]andrewchi 0 points1 point ago

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Woosh~

[–]Gerdel 74 points75 points ago

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Lots of Zach Galifianakis today.

[–]TehSexualNinja 25 points26 points ago

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Lots of Zach Galifianakis everyday.

[–]mortaine 42 points43 points ago

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Everyday I'm Zach Galifianakising.

[–]Mikkel04 3 points4 points ago

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Zadge Gabasvanavus*

[–]mortaine 1 point2 points ago

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What?

[–]Mikkel04 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jbredditor 6 points7 points ago

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Zach Galifianakis of Zach Galifianakis everyday.

[–]Nap-89 4 points5 points ago

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I just pulled a Zack Galifianakis out of my ear!

[–]Lokonopa 2 points3 points ago

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GALIFKOVICH!

[–]chain_comment_fail 2 points3 points ago

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Giant fire!

[–]thatwasntveryraven 6 points7 points ago

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[–]imaunitard 8 points9 points ago

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[–]thatwasntveryraven 9 points10 points ago

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wat

[–]FreeMoustacheRide 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could do that to myself

[–]Pokethug -1 points0 points ago

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Get really fat, if you're a guy. If you're a female with tiny breasts, send me a picture and we'll figure out if you can accurately do that.

[–]Hobofingers 0 points1 point ago

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Chad Farthouse

[–]MrToadEsquire 0 points1 point ago

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Whelp.. *spits Looks like some galifanakis tonight. Get out out the rain gear Sheryl.

[–]ConstipatedNinja -2 points-1 points ago

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Everyone likes Ź͈̫͎̼̰̖̘͈̲̱͎̟̲͇͎͔̠̬̩ͭ͆̍͛́̕ā̷͍̞͉̖̹̹̠̫͙͇̘̳̀̉̆̓̌̎̆ͫ͢c̶̴͗ͧ̔̾ͭ͗ͭ͋̈̇̉̅ͧ̔͏҉̟̟̲̞̝̦̳̪ḥ̱̦̠̺̲͔̖͙̯͖͈̯̀̆̍̈̕̕ͅ ̷̷̙͕̯̯̪͔͙̙͚̲̳͔̦̼̦̤ͦ͒ͥ͋͊ͬ̒̇͑̏ͭ̀͢͟G̲̬̺̳̘̣͓͇̣̖̾̃ͪͭͦͥ͛ͥͩ̆͂͗͞a̴ͥ́̓͌͛͋̂̒ͯ͂͋̏̏̎ͪ̄̍̍̔͢͜҉̬̤̖̮͈l̢̙̟̳̠̙̜̞͑̈́̋ͮ̐ī̡̖̬͍͍̯̥̭̘̟̜͆͒̾͐́ͥ̄ͣ͑ͮ̆̐̈́̑ͨ̏̇͌͟͠fͩ̈̋̑ͥ̄̔ͬͤ͏̝̖̱͔͇̺̻͖͈̭͖͢͟i̜͇̼͍̖͍͙̥̲̜ͧ͊͒ͮ͊ͬ͑̂̒̔ͩ̃̃̆͒̏͋͐̇̕͢ͅạ̷͉̦͕̊̆̍͐̀ͥ͌͊̿ͣ̆̋ͫͬ̅͌͜n̶̘̻̙̗̤͉̰̜͇̪̩̮̯̟̬͔̝̽̃ͦ͒̓̑̐̎̔̾̂ͪ̀ͪͨ̚̚̚͡͠a̵̟̜̘̣̼̻͚̙͍̙̬ͩͯͬ̄̐͐̋̔́͟k̷̨ͯͤͤͬ͊̉̄͌̉̈́ͨ̂̀҉͍̤̪͔̟̼̯i̧̛̪̣̘̝̱̗̫̪̰͙ͩ͑̓ͥͣ̒̔̇̀͘͢s̛̩̙̲̣͇͖̤̗͔ͮ̈ͪ̔̏̑͂̍̊͊ͧ͌̆̇̀̚͟͠

[–]2_cents 2 points3 points ago

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You really know how to butcher a name don't you?

[–]wakipaki -2 points-1 points ago

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howd you do that?

[–]ConstipatedNinja -1 points0 points ago

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Ḷ͓̮̭͎͡î̱ͩ̊̓͊ͫ̑k̯ͨͧ̒͑ͤe҉̠ ̜̪͌̿t̲͔̪̖̦̩̓̍ẖ̛͍͍̰̦̝ͣ͂ͅi͓̭̞̲͘s̪̼͋̅ͯ̽͑ͪ,̶ ̼ͬͪb̵ͭ̓̉̉u҉͙̰̝ẗ̪̦͍̖̗͈́͞ ̑ͯ̆͘b̞̲̰̹̘̤̤̅ȇ̵͍̣͚̒t͚͎̥̳̅ͣͅť̩ͮ͆ͬe̶͎̯̪̲͇͕̼̓̐ͪͮ̋̔r͉̬̂̽̒̍̉̓.̝̩̭̈́̓̂ͣ

[–]wakipaki 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for all your help...

[–]rathofspen 67 points68 points ago

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[–]scseth 11 points12 points ago

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Thats actually prett funny. I though Zack played it off well.

[–]SausagePETEza 7 points8 points ago

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"Emma Roberts...star of Emma Roberts movies"

Had me rollin'.

[–]nothinnerdy 11 points12 points ago

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You can almost see the point when Zach figures out that he's fucking with him... nice find!

[–]ConansBeard 1 point2 points ago

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rofl... but he still looks totally pissed

"ugh I had to fly out to the middle of texas for THIS?"

[–]Gladestalker 1 point2 points ago

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Did you know Emma, before you met?

[–]Lazylion2 135 points136 points ago

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[–]zlavan 15 points16 points ago

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[–]sohnemann 23 points24 points ago

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Being the lazy-ass that I am, I love you.

[–]contextsdontmatter 6 points7 points ago

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but be warned, in making love with lazy person you must do all the work

[–]Winnson 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks lazy person!

[–]mage2k 3 points4 points ago

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"Do the Blue Steele look from Jewlander." Classic.

[–]JLG22 0 points1 point ago

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thank you!

[–]crapattf2 0 points1 point ago

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cheers. i had to scroll down a bit to get here then i had to type this thanks out.... exhausted now

[–]damunzy -3 points-2 points ago

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free upvotes!

[–]Thatsalottanuts 12 points13 points ago

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Between Two Ferns is fucking hilarious. Mostly because it gave me Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell sharing a strawberry, mouth to mouth. That really made me lose my shit.

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[–]Boodelijre 2 points3 points ago

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I can't find mine since I read your comment. I thought I left it in the bathroom but its gone :(

[–]BenStillerIsGay 65 points66 points ago

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I own benstillerfagot69420@yahoo.com That's gotta count for something right??!!!

[–]djnikadeemas 9 points10 points ago

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Let me know how those NAMBLA subscriptions are working out for ya?

[–]nakedjedi 3 points4 points ago

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And Cats Facts. Don't forget to sign him up for Cat Facts.

[–]7EyedSpaceDog 14 points15 points ago

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It counts for one (1) upvote, redeemable instantly.

[–]RacerDKB 104 points105 points ago

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How funny Between Two Ferns may be, please stop this trend of screencapping and quoting it.

[–]MisterLich 163 points164 points ago

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Not everyone can watch a video when they are browsing reddit.

[–]Short_stuff 157 points158 points ago

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LIKE THE GUY IN THE $20 K-MART OUTFIT HAS TIME TO WATCH VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET! COME ON!

[–]SpeaksInADquotes 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Nap-89 1 point2 points ago

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Those were some neat tricks, I mean, illusions.

[–]funkymoose 17 points18 points ago

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It works a lot better for me on my mobile phone. Half of the YouTube links don't work for me either :/

[–]parlezmoose 5 points6 points ago

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I can read the screencaps at work, but I can't watch videos.

[–]Olive_Garden 24 points25 points ago

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Videos do not get as much karma as screenshots with text.

This is a fact. It will not stop so shut up about it.

[–]Stregano 9 points10 points ago

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1st half of comment: Right on, I agree

2nd half of comment: ಠ_ಠ

[–]RacerDKB -5 points-4 points ago

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I do not want a total ban on screenshots with text, on the contrary. But capping Between Two Ferns in particular has been done a lot recently, even today. So it's not even remotely original to do so.

[–]Olive_Garden 6 points7 points ago

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not even remotely original

Sir, I believe you're lost on the internet. You're at the wrong site.

[–]IHeartPatrickSwayze 0 points1 point ago

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If only there were a hide button? Seems like one click is quicker than posting to complain?

[–]Torch_Salesman 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, both screenshots that I've seen posted today have been floating around for ages now. So you're free to tell people not to cap Between Two Ferns if you'd like, but frankly I'd be using that time machine for way cooler purposes.

[–]OmnipotentBagel 1 point2 points ago

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I think all of Reddit just needs to sit down the next time they can and watch all of Between Two Ferns. Then we can create a single post for us all to discuss how awesome it is and end these posts forever.

Edit: Whoops, this isn't the universe where Reddit is a practical, concise, and intelligent forum for discourse. This is the one with a bunch of kids trying to shout over one another in class while the teacher is sobbing in the teacher's lounge. My bad, guys, all this dimension-hopping gets me confused sometimes.

[–]bogie01 7 points8 points ago

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How is reddit only discovering Between Two Ferns now. And it's nowhere near as funny in screencap form. Just link to the fucking video.

[–]xilpaxim 1 point2 points ago

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You must be new to Reddit. When this first came out it was God damn Galifinakis day on Reddit. Nearly every damn subreddit seemed to have that (here come the downvotes) stupid fucking skit.

[–]giotex15 2 points3 points ago

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You can milk just about anything with nipples.

[–]Igneosaur 2 points3 points ago

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Just for anyone looking for the video.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You are doing Gods work.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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What is Rick Bayless doing on Two Ferns? Go cook some Mexican!

[–]Winnson 5 points6 points ago

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I just watched every single 'Between Two Ferns' episodes on youtube.

This simple reddit comic post changed my life, in a good way.

Gobbless you Reddit.

[–]zulfipunk 1 point2 points ago

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Is it me or does Ben Stiller's profile looks like Steve Jobs?

[–]dominickehoe 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this too

[–]Tallest_Waldo -2 points-1 points ago

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Ctr-F'd "jobs"

Was not disappoint.

[–]zulfipunk -2 points-1 points ago

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Ok, so it's just me. :-)

[–]Lufnar 1 point2 points ago

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This was a good episode, but in my opinion, the one with natalie portman was easily the best

[–]WBudWhite 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only repost I never, ever tire of.

[–]dtrappp 1 point2 points ago

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Only two things that could ruin him are drug overdose or losing weight...fly high, Zach...just not too high.

[–]TheDudeFromOther 1 point2 points ago

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Is Ben Stiller transforming into Chef Rick Bayless?

[–]toldyouthetruth 2 points3 points ago

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Where is this from?

[–]redhousebythebog 39 points40 points ago

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[–]AntonJokinen 9 points10 points ago

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Charlize Theron is so sexy. I like Natalie's Portman's between two ferns better though.

[–]Lampmonster1 2 points3 points ago

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Theron is so freaking talented to. She probably did all that in one take and it's totally believable.

[–]DDancy 3 points4 points ago

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V for Vagina! Brilliant!

[–]reynej 4 points5 points ago

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This is what I came for. Thanks chief.

[–]nihilat 1 point2 points ago

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... they know Zach is trolling them...right?

[–]roxm 6 points7 points ago

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Their first clue was probably when they read over their lines and reviewed the sketch with the director prior to filming.

[–]toldyouthetruth 2 points3 points ago

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I just watch all of them.... worth it. Reddit strikes again!

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[–]avocadoadvocate 0 points1 point ago

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hahahaha that was in the video i just watched when I got linked from here! HAHAHAH

[–]biebhole69 1 point2 points ago

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"You mean jew steel?"

[–]PoopNoodle 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, jew steel in brewlander.

[–]ohnowait 1 point2 points ago

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I set benstillerfaggot69@verizon.net as my facebook email address a few months ago for shits and gigs, and facebook has been commanding me in big bold letters at the top of my page to check my email to confirm ever since. When I look up at it after forgetting about it, I can't help but chuckle and say, "Fucking Galifianakis".

[–]lolbroken 0 points1 point ago

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Address*

[–]Stregano 0 points1 point ago

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He has to go check his diamond encrusted tint on his limo

[–]IsackArroz 0 points1 point ago

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Between two ferns is awesome!

[–]snootyduckhunter 0 points1 point ago

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This is older than Ben Stiller.

[–]T3KO 0 points1 point ago

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So reddit discovered between 2 ferns today?

[–]SluttyPhilosopher 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to be that guy, but this is a repost.

[–]misterpickles69 0 points1 point ago

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SWEET JESUS! I've been doing that my whole (online) life!

[–]Dude_man79 0 points1 point ago

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IMO, Between Two Ferns is the only funny thing on Funny or Die. That and anything by Will Ferrel.

[–]usernameXXXX 0 points1 point ago

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Address has two "d"s in it.

[–]freshbrownies 0 points1 point ago

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So true my skype username was taken so I added 69 at the end

[–]wakipaki 0 points1 point ago

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J: "No that just says do you like websites." Z: "I heard you like websites" J: "Where'd you hear that?" Z: "From a website"

[–]rossberry 0 points1 point ago

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So, what exactly if the point of ripping screencaps and adding text when there is a perfectly good video on Youtube?

[–]Parker_ 0 points1 point ago

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I see this a lot, what the hell is this from?

[–]Brandaman 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is the name of this show?

[–]MZ_Ascertain 0 points1 point ago

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Between two ferns

[–]Im_The_Table 0 points1 point ago

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"I heard you shaved your head for V for Vendetta. Did you also shave your V for Vagina?"

[–]Linton58 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it is that time of the month again...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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downvote for not knowing how to spell address

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does he have his own show or something?

[–]iGotChubs4You 2 points3 points ago

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This is Pre-Alan era, if you knew that existed or not.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No i didnt know there was a pre alan era i assumed he got a show because of his fame from the hangover.

[–]iGotChubs4You 4 points5 points ago

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Zach Galifianakis was a really popular underground comedian before The Hangover, he was in a lot of shit and funny in every one of them.

[–]DZ302 3 points4 points ago

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He is hilarious in Tim and Eric, personally I think the stupid slapstick character they're using him for in movies like the Hangover is so much wasted potential.

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, his humor is incredibly dumbed down, like literally, he plays the 'cute stupid' guy in the movies. His comedy is incredible but the thing is it that it's not exactly Hollywood material, so it's a good thing he does so much side work so that his real humor can still be shown somewhere.

[–]dfinch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mermaidrampage 0 points1 point ago

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Egg yellows?

[–]sneglss 0 points1 point ago

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Two waffles and a pancake

[–]vdubbzxii 0 points1 point ago

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The 69 was crucial.

[–]frankle -1 points0 points ago

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I like this trend of taking funny videos, screencapping two or three frames from them, overlaying them with text, and posting them here, to reddit, for everyone to see! Please, sir, give us more!

But in all seriousness? This is lame. Just link the video next time. :/

[–]Archonium -1 points0 points ago

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If only there was a way we could relive this funny moment somehow, possibly through another visual medium. Maybe then we could stop separately posting every single funny line from "Between Two Ferns".

[–]BrainFever -3 points-2 points ago

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gay jokes: razor sharp

[–]Joke_Getter -5 points-4 points ago

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Retard karma train leaving the station! All idiots aboard! Please have your Between Two Ferns stills ready.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I can relate.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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x) benstillerfaggot69 loool

[–]interrobang__ -3 points-2 points ago

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Does Ben Stiller know this is a joke? Because if not he's kind of a jerk.

[–]John_Coffee 2 points3 points ago

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He's in on the joke.

[–]avocadoadvocate 0 points1 point ago

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how could you not be if you're going on that show

[–]Punkgoblin -4 points-3 points ago

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"benstillerfaggot" was already taken; lmao

[–]doubleas21380 -4 points-3 points ago

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Screenshots of 3 year old Between Two Ferns episodes! hilarious