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[–]thechaserx 52 points53 points ago

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... some grow on their own.

[–]gnarlysaurus 148 points149 points ago

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I occasionally do body flags on street signs, and one day a sign just snapped out of the ground. I caught myself, but I was holding the whole pole in my hands with a wtf look on my face and a bunch of people at an intersection were beeping their horns and laughing at me.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 37 points38 points ago

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Did you keep it?

[–]gnarlysaurus 324 points325 points ago

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I crudely jammed it back into the hole, or reposted it, and ran away screaming.

[–]mjolnir616 44 points45 points ago

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Downvote for repost. I GET JOKES.

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[–]Amber_God_Of_Chaos 7 points8 points ago

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I hope you don't have pets. If you do, I feel sorry for them.

[–]Kitty_McWhiskertips 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, I admire your dedication, but the smiley faces make the whole charade way too obvious. I understand it's probably the most passive aggressive thing since mother-in-laws, but it instantly notifies everyone of what you're trying to do.

Put a little more effort into it.

[–]D_Steve595 2 points3 points ago

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Can't tell if trolling..

[–]Caberman 10 points11 points ago

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You can't tell if he's trolling even though he has -8000 karma?

Plus being only a month old.

[–]thatkenyan 9 points10 points ago

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Definitely trolling. And he's my favorite.

[–]socraincha 1 point2 points ago

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I upvote every post he makes.

They're works of art.

[–]alive41stime 0 points1 point ago

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You should downvote then.

And I completely agree.

[–]runujhkj 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell did he say? He keeps deleting everything he says.

[–]skakruk 4 points5 points ago

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It's not him, it's the mods that delete them.

[–]runujhkj 1 point2 points ago

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Well what'd he say, anyway?

[–]skakruk 4 points5 points ago

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Upon reading your comment history, I see that you are from Exton, Pennsylvania. I will call your local authorities and tell them that a man of this and this description has vandalised a street sign in your area (-: As a Reddit Gold User on this website I feel it is my responsibility to encourage responsible behavior on this subreddit. Enjoy my downvote in the meantime, "gnarlysaurus" (-:

[–]runujhkj 3 points4 points ago

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Why the backward smiley face? WHY?!

Also thank you.

[–]gnarlysaurus 1 point2 points ago

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I just found this comment while reading this thread. You didn't even reply to me. Either way I live in california now, and before that I lived in chester county pa. suck it.

[–]aceoftrachs 2 points3 points ago

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I'm fat, so I can only body flag with telephone poles, luckily none have been uprooted.

[–]gnarlysaurus 3 points4 points ago

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Body flags on telephone poles sounds really bad ass.

[–]Trobot087 2 points3 points ago

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Until splinters.

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Man, reddit is terrified of splinters. They happen. You can't avoid wood because you fear splinters.

[–]puterTDI 1 point2 points ago

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I personally never rub my wood for fear of splinters.

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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You probably fapped three times before posting that comment, liar.

[–]puterTDI 3 points4 points ago

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guy in the cube next to me was giving me the strangest looks too.

[–]gnarlysaurus -1 points0 points ago*

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Look him directly in the eyes until you finish. He will never question you again.

[–]puterTDI 1 point2 points ago

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thank you for posting that when you knew I'm in the office...

[–]Cheesydude 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, spencer? Is that you?

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago*

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Maybe you know me, or maybe, you have me res tagged!

[–]3dimka 12 points13 points ago

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Sign in. Sign out.

[–]king_of_the_universe 1 point2 points ago

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THE EXPLANATION! IT IS UNPOSSIBLE TO COME BY!

[–]do-the-dance 19 points20 points ago

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I guess the biking gods are giving him ..... a sign :D

[–]Jafit 0 points1 point ago

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I do not approve of this post.

[–]hatari_bwana 6 points7 points ago

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In case anyone's curious, that's Tim Knoll, and he's pretty fucking good. (This gif is at :40)

[–]Boodfire 6 points7 points ago

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it's part of the design so that when cars run into them, they just snap and cause minimal damage right?

i remember seeing something about it on discovery channel once

[–]tmterrill 1 point2 points ago

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As someone in a mechanics of materials class I can confirm this. I imagine the one that stayed intact was an older pole, while the one that broke was a newly designed pole.

[–]Datastream 3 points4 points ago

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In Holland they are all planted exactly because people do body flags and whatnot.

[–]UnknownArchive 20 points21 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
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source: karmadecay

[–]stratamartin 2 points3 points ago

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So this is why there are so many bent poles (not polish homosexuals) in my area.

[–]Fafore 2 points3 points ago

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FULL VIDEO HERE: http://vimeo.com/15842862

The rider is Tim Knoll and he's one of the most creative BMX riders out there. His videos are definitely worth a watch.. for anyone.

[–]13osiris13 4 points5 points ago

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As a tax payer, I cringe when I see stuff like this happen.

[–]joeknowswhoiam 32 points33 points ago

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I guess he had to...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

... repost it!

[–]down_vote_magnet 22 points23 points ago

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Oh come on, you just copied gnarlysaurus at the top of the page there.

[–]Tashre 70 points71 points ago

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I guess he had to...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

... repost it!

[–]drdro123 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]joeknowswhoiam -4 points-3 points ago

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I honestly hadn't read it.

His first comment didn't interest me that much so I didn't continue reading the rest of his comment thread and I didn't expect to have to read that deep to find this pun, feel free to downvote me if that can settle the score for you ;)

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care enough to downvote. Have an upvote.

[–]ChemicalRascal 1 point2 points ago

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[–]401vs401 1 point2 points ago

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[–]adomstrange 1 point2 points ago

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but the douche here is firmly planted...

[–]rhargis1 1 point2 points ago

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...thus some faces are.

[–]swishkb 4 points5 points ago

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I tried a body flag on my skateboard the other day, but the board flew out from under me and went careening onto the interstate from the bridge. All in all, only 2 people were seriously injured, but that skateboard was pretty expensive.

[–]special2plumsfor1 3 points4 points ago

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Do you not know how centrifugal force works, son?

[–]MicroDigitalAwaker 1 point2 points ago

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He's not into the physics of it yet like the pros.

[–]IHateNicolasCage 1 point2 points ago

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maybe he doesn't use the same frame of reference you do

[–]special2plumsfor1 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't Nicholas Cafe's forehead have its own gravitational force?

[–]BluShine 0 points1 point ago

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When r/infastructureporn goes wrong...

[–]silverbackjack 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly didn't see that coming..

HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.... "FACEPLANTS"

[–]zijl 0 points1 point ago

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FATALITY

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

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Someone's been practicing.

[–]OliverWoodLives 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia sign swings you

[–]Alpha-Female 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch. His left side probably looks like he bumped into a oversized cheese grater.

[–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

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Well you have to admit, it's a pretty cool move when it works out.

[–]catboom 1 point2 points ago

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Eh, it would have been a lot cooler if he'd carried the momentum off the pole on the first one instead of stopping and pedaling.

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that's a problem with the planting of the sign; it looks like he just had too much shear force for it and the post snapped at ground level.

[–]Laetha 0 points1 point ago

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All joking aside, that is SO dangerous. I knew someone who was fucking around trying to steal a road sign while drunk and the pole came down. The metal sign at the top of the pole struck him in the back of the head and he died.

[–]Get2dachoppa_plz 0 points1 point ago

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At first I was like...EPIC!

Then I was like...FAIL!

[–]FuckedYourDad 0 points1 point ago

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Just realized I want to see a (female) stripper do some bmx pole dancing.

[–]pharao007 0 points1 point ago

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That is a revenge from the road services!

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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If only no parking signs were that easy to remove. Live in los angeles we had a no parking sign at the last space in the parking lot and the lot was always full so the last person would have to park there, then a bike4 cop would ride through and ticket that person. My neighbor was fed up so he cut it down with a hack saw while we all applauded.

[–]spinlock 0 points1 point ago

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bike thieves will unplant signs like this so that, when someone chains a bike to it, they can pick up the pole and steal the bike.

[–]AdamMurray91 0 points1 point ago

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Not all faces are planted. But his is.

[–]fritzreece 0 points1 point ago

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My friend says the second one is "still swag because now he has a sign"

[–]AngryEnt 0 points1 point ago*

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I wonder how he chooses what pole he's going to do that to, and why.

[–]Con45 2 points3 points ago

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Completely circular polls would make that trick a lot easier.

[–]Malicali 1 point2 points ago

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I assume the wooden variety may also pose a few problems.

[–]TwinkiePinkie -2 points-1 points ago*

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[–]Elxim 1 point2 points ago

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there are some square ones.

[–]TwinkiePinkie -1 points0 points ago

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Pole - A long, slender, rounded piece of wood or metal, typically used with one end placed in the ground as a support for something: "a tent pole".

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ironicallypredictabl 0 points1 point ago

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He vandalizes like an occupier.

[–]mrqu4n0 -1 points0 points ago

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Someone find his forward roll. I'm lazy and just woke up. Too late for work.

[–]Jscap 1 point2 points ago

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And whom exactly is this person? I'd love to see more of his biking if it's all like this.

[–]mrqu4n0 1 point2 points ago

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its Tim knoll. Yep, that's him.