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[–]underpantsbob 621 points622 points ago

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"Ya know I hear the camera adds ten pounds. Looks like you've eaten five cameras.

[–]booooooooooooosh 272 points273 points ago

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Still doesn't top asking Natalie Portman if she shaved her V for Vagina.

[–]farceur318 185 points186 points ago

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Or asking Bruce Willis if Ashton was his favorite son.

[–]OleDaneBoy 51 points52 points ago

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Or 'What you talkin bout Willis?!'

[–]lounsey 13 points14 points ago

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'Look who's talking'

[–]CeeBmata 5 points6 points ago

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When you go out swimming... do people shout, "SHARK! SHARK!" only to later realize its just Steve Carell doing the back-stroke?

[–]biggus_dickuss 4 points5 points ago

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I got a bigger dick than that.

[–]JustAGuy22 86 points87 points ago

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"

[–]tal2410 7 points8 points ago

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Oh god thank you.

Also, relevant xkcd.

[–]JustAGuy22 5 points6 points ago

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)

[–]cphcider 1 point2 points ago

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I love reddit.

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[–]ExplosiveDonkey 57 points58 points ago

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Hey this guy has reddit gold. We should listen to him.

[–]Tuskinton 14 points15 points ago

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Is it that chaongmah guy again? Because I thought he didn't delete his comments?

[–]aussiegolfer 9 points10 points ago

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His comments are just

"I disagree with you so I'm going to have to downvote you. Have a nice day! (-:"

[–]Dyl4nTheVillain 41 points42 points ago

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THAT FUCKING SMILEY FACE

[–]DivineIntervention 17 points18 points ago

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Really, the comment isn't a problem until that smiley face. Literally the worst.

[–]Herborist 21 points22 points ago

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I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ACT UPSET OVER THE AFOREMENTIONED SMILEY FACE

[–]HEADSHOTHUNTA 3 points4 points ago

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HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?

[–]honor646 4 points5 points ago

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HOW DO YOU GET THAT BACKWARDS BRACKET?

[–]3dfishface 44 points45 points ago

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-8824 Comment Karma

Seems Legit

[–]Gerdel 53 points54 points ago

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That's ten seconds of my life I'll never get back.

[–]Fakeout3 3 points4 points ago

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Writing that comment was 10 sec more.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 39 points40 points ago

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Redditor for 30 days

-8826 comment karma

Obvious troll is obvious.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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You're a special kind of douche.

[–]katedid 48 points49 points ago

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"What's the thing you are most proud of, in your career?"

"Oh. Evan Almighty, of course."

"That's a good movie!"

"Fuck you, fatty!"

[–]whowaitwhat 293 points294 points ago

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[–]fouzzz 33 points34 points ago

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Wow the ending was perfect haha

[–]Zacaroni 101 points102 points ago

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Best Between Two Ferns by far.

[–]9ren 45 points46 points ago

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I thought Bruce Willis one was pretty good. Did you know actors sometimes turn down roles?

[–]Soltheron 9 points10 points ago

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True, but Nick Cage has taken it upon himself to even it out.

[–]smififty -3 points-2 points ago

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He was supposed to star in Rampart.

[–]LakewaterHair 1 point2 points ago

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Best line in that one for sure.

[–]Gruntypig 61 points62 points ago

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[–]Mortegro545 11 points12 points ago

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Thank you for a great late night laugh.

[–]GetStapled 9 points10 points ago

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That is a hilarious ending lol. Awesome.

[–]karmaghost 8 points9 points ago

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I'm about to watch it, but I'm expecting Will Ferrell to raise his voice/shout a lot 'cuz, you know, Will Ferrell.

[–]LumpyDog 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit. I've managed to avoid that monkey/frog clip until now. Now I feel tainted.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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That's just Steve Carell doing the back-stroke. Had me laughing too hard.

[–]Dustinm16 1 point2 points ago

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That was a nose joke right?

I've having trouble getting it...

[–]LordBlessTheAtheism 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, the joke implies his nose is so big that it looks like a shark's upper fin.

[–]NonAmerican 1 point2 points ago

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lol. I just got it.

I'm such an idiot.

Or was it his nose that obstructed my view of the joke?

[–]atrollsatan 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Drat333 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote for incompatibility with Hover Zoom, therefore breaking the flow of reading comments.

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Drat333 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh Will you ever learn?

[–]Dustinm16 0 points1 point ago

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Thought so, good thing i laughed anyway.

[–]myztry 0 points1 point ago

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Steve Carell makes a large dick tent?

[–]alman520 2 points3 points ago

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You can't top the Michael Cera episode. The ending is unrivaled.

[–]NonAmerican 3 points4 points ago

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Insulting Natalie Portman was precious.

[–]DeathOfTrees 1 point2 points ago

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I found it to be a tie between that one and his episode with Will Ferrel

[–]CressCrowbits 1 point2 points ago

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Are they going to make any more? I don't see submission dates on the FoD vids, but pretty sure I haven't seen any more since I last looked six months or so ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Are these actual interviews or is what they say scripted? Sorry if that's a dumb question.

[–]NicholsonsEyebrows 7 points8 points ago

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Never see any and just watched 9 vids in a row...I'm at work. SHIT. (also thanks!)

[–]azyre 10 points11 points ago

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I never knew watching a bearded man cry could make me laugh so much.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

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They only cry when they're in paradise with the 72 virgins. First, of happiness, then of disgust.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 3 points4 points ago

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"i heard in despicable me they were going to base your character Gru's nose on your own nose, but then they decided they wanted to go with something less cartoonish" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]bo87 2 points3 points ago

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You know when you laugh so hard you actually can't produce the "haha"-noise? And then you do it again when you think about how you did it? and then you repeat in bursts over 5 minutes time?

I did that.

[–]open_ur_mind 1 point2 points ago

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There's so many little gems hidden in those short clips. They are great. The jews want me to stay fat, haha

[–]crazeguy 0 points1 point ago

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thank you

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, holy shit that was good.

[–]marshall007 -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks, but I prefer squinting to read text on an image. The silence and lack of emotion really adds to the humor. In the future, please post your "videos" (or whatever you kids call 'em these days) elsewhere.

[–]gevlah 138 points139 points ago

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You shaved your head for V for Vendetta, did you also shave your V for Vagina?

[–]EagleBurn 32 points33 points ago*

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Video of Between Two Ferns with Natalie Portman for anyone interested

Your welcome.

Fixed: *You're. Jesus Christ, reddit, calm down. Two different users have sent me messages calling me an "assfaggot" and saying I'm a "typical fat American"? The fuck?

[–]psiphre 36 points37 points ago

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THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY WELCOME

[–]ogreatsnail 9 points10 points ago

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POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY he is not.

[–]almighty_bucket 6 points7 points ago

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upvoted for not changing due to community pressure

[–]jimmypopali 1 point2 points ago

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You got PM's about it. dafuq

[–]Timmyp17 3 points4 points ago*

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Your welcome.

My welcome what?

Edit: I was not one of those two users :)

[–]Ching_chong_parsnip 2 points3 points ago

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You misspelled 'plastic' on February 1, so don't go judging other peoples' spelling, mister.

[–]Timmyp17 0 points1 point ago

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Well done, sir.

[–]razor-edge 71 points72 points ago

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The one with Michael Cera was by far the most awkward video I've seen in a long time.

[–]metalbassist33 28 points29 points ago

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Are you ticklish?

[–]anonymous123421 14 points15 points ago

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That, and the Natalie Portman one.

[–]EpicRageGuy 7 points8 points ago

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V for Vagina.

[–]wub_wub 3 points4 points ago

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[–]IrresponsiblePenguin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god that was so awkard.... I can't even stand it.

[–]NickNack33 4 points5 points ago

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[–]kolossal 1 point2 points ago

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fuck was that weird.

[–]npott438 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one who finds this trend of "I'm going to be so weird that it's not even believable" to be horribly annoying.

[–]epsilonius -1 points0 points ago

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"the one"

what are you talking about? link?

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[–]faggotoni 31 points32 points ago

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Yeah the script probably tipped him off.

[–]mydoggeorge 28 points29 points ago

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[–]scylus 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]rathofspen 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Niirvana200 13 points14 points ago

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who knew one link could turn into over an hour of laughs. diffidently worth watching all of between two ferns.

[–]Khalexus 2 points3 points ago

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I'm trying to stop myself, I've got other things I want to do before I sleep, but.. so good...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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the bradley cooper one was hilarious! lol

[–]VapeApe 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely

FTFY

[–]spiraldroid -2 points-1 points ago

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I really like Kassem G, the styles are similar.

[–]Sagerian 77 points78 points ago

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Can this trend just fucking stop? The video is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet and this still image gives it no credit at all.

[–]Tfish 38 points39 points ago

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It's meant to reach a wider audience than just you on your computer at home. Some people can't watch videos where they are for a multitude of reasons, and a still image lets them see enjoy the joke with the rest of reddit, and also it gives them an opportunity to look up the actual video later to see the entire thing. Where if just a video was posted they wouldn't have ever gotten to watch it, and would have just forgotten about it later.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, but fuck the people who got enjoyment out of this image and then upvoted it. Sagerian wants this trend to just fucking stop.

[–]9ren 16 points17 points ago

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Think of it as guerrilla advertising for his show.

[–]johnz0n 7 points8 points ago

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more like gorilla advertising

[–]hotboxpizza 3 points4 points ago

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gorilla-tising

[–]kwowo 10 points11 points ago

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It's nice for me right now, browsing on cell phone and trying to keep the megs down.

[–]taybul 6 points7 points ago

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Still better than a gif of the scene.

[–]BeefyStevey 7 points8 points ago

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My favorite one.

"So you're a healthy eater, what umm -- uhh, I'm a big uhh, I like to eat healthy these days."

"Yeah yeah yeah, yeah."

"For breakfast I had -- guess what I had for breakfast."

"Ummm... egg yellows?"

"..."

"No?"

"Two waffles and a pancake."

"Two waffles and a pancake!"

[–]ndougla2 1 point2 points ago

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Jew Steel look from Jewlander. XD

[–]generalchaoz 8 points9 points ago

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Steve Carell just pulled a "Gradual Stephan Hawking"

[–]Sdg68 13 points14 points ago

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Galifianakis - starts with a gal, ends with a kiss

[–]hattfatt 9 points10 points ago

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Can we change it to Galifianafuck please?

[–]razor-edge 0 points1 point ago

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That's just too hard to say. I mean which letters do you put the emphasis on?

[–]viper9172 6 points7 points ago

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Ouch…

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing 3 points4 points ago

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Zach Galifianakis plays such a good "hurt" character. I always feel so bad for him!

[–]grossbard 1 point2 points ago

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There are about 10 or something Between two Ferns shows, and they're all brilliant. There's this one, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron, Bradley Cooper, Will Ferrell, Sean Penn (probably my favorite, Zach plays his twin brother character, Seth Galifianakis), Jimmy Kimmel, Michael Cera, Jon Hamm, Jennifer Aniston, and Conan. I think that's all of them. I warmly recommend them.

Edit: The Jennifer Aniston one also has Tila Tequila, Conan one has Andy Richter and Andy Dick, Bradley Cooper one has Carrot Top. And I forgot about Ben Stiller and Bruce Willis.

[–]bbooth76 0 points1 point ago

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They are all funny but for some reason I like the Bradley Cooper one the best. Maybe it's because they actually physically assault each other.

[–]LakewaterHair 1 point2 points ago

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By far my favorite "Between Two Ferns". And don't feel too bad for Zach, Steve takes a few punches too. "Someone yells, shark! shark! and then they just realise its Steve Carell doing the backstroke"

[–]BakedBudz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]yep45 1 point2 points ago

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"I'm ticklish right here. Want to give me a little tickle? ...tickle my thigh"

[–]CUCUMB3R 1 point2 points ago

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Zatch Gaplinplinasitch

[–]theraifdaily 1 point2 points ago

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Between 2 Ferns: one of the funniest shows on the internet

[–]Mauman92 1 point2 points ago

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"Water your fucking ferns."

[–]karnoculars 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched like 6 "Between Two Ferns" in a row, and that line made me burst out laughing at my desk.... omg...

[–]bbooth76 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! That is my favorite one. That made me lose my shit.

[–]semarj 1 point2 points ago

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Since everyone is talking about between two ferns, i thought i'd bring out a favorite clip of mine

[–]ivebeenhereallsummer 1 point2 points ago

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The Jews want me to stay overweight?

[–]pumpactiondildo 1 point2 points ago

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"I have a thyroid problem."

"Well stop eating so many thyroids."

[–]bongtin 2 points3 points ago

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He is funny because he is fat.

[–]RR-- 3 points4 points ago

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Fun fact: Croissants are actually Turkish, they were making fun of the French after some battle where the French wouldn't assist. The Turkish mocked the French by referring to their crescent moon shaped food in French! I guess it is actually a French word but I'm still posting this.

[–]quit_complaining 6 points7 points ago

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I bet you're just a riot at parties.

[–]RR-- 1 point2 points ago

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p-p-p-parties??

[–]Uriah_Heep 1 point2 points ago

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[–]gnarlysaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Between Two Ferns is so awesome, he acts like such a dick.

[–]ANDpandy 2 points3 points ago

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is this a scripted interview?

[–]nofap_tw 3 points4 points ago

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They're skits, not interviews.

[–]logicalnoise 2 points3 points ago

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scripted yes but they improvise a lot when they have two comedians on.

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[–]JamesGray 3 points4 points ago

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What? I thought the premise was basically that Zack Galifianakis is an asshole to celebrities who usually act like they are expecting a regular interview about some recent project. I mean, the Steve Carrell one was premised on the fact that he already saw some other interviews from Between Two Ferns and decided to be preemptively rude to Zach instead of letting him start ragging on him. It certainly seems like it has a regular celebrity interview/talkshow format to me, so I can't see why it would be based on them not having cameras on them. He even has that sound effect button that changes from skit to skit.

[–]anonymous123421 -1 points0 points ago

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Who cares?

[–]knightskull 0 points1 point ago

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The person who wrote and directed it of course.

[–]Freakmancool 0 points1 point ago

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I woke up with a strange tattoo...

[–]cakeonaplate 0 points1 point ago

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Zach G's hair is AMAZING in this

[–]IrresponsiblePenguin 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you get those clothes Zach? At the... toilet store?

[–]The_Hypno_Guru 0 points1 point ago

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I like the way he looks up, like he's about to say something but doesn't because he silently is agreeing with him.

[–]hyamsdv 0 points1 point ago

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"Help, help, its a shark....wait no that's just Steve Carell doing the back stroke"

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S

[–]gettintired 0 points1 point ago

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love this guy!!

[–]alishainreallife 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest part of that video "I'M NOT FAT." .../breakschair

[–]iceagecoming 0 points1 point ago

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Like when you go to the beach and someone yells, "Shark! Shark!" And they just realize it's Steve Carell doing the backstroke.

[–]footinmymouth 0 points1 point ago

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After seeing the other Between Two Ferns, It was awesome to see the table turned.

[–]mikaltubby3 0 points1 point ago

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What show is this from?

[–]radicalporotta 0 points1 point ago

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Steve's got brain control. Brain control trumps mind control.

[–]Blitzwire 0 points1 point ago

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This is a nice contrast to the Ben Stiller one

[–]xxwhiteshadowxx 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, go Steve!

[–]MelisSassenach 0 points1 point ago

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boom roasted

[–]jsto34 0 points1 point ago

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"Your email address is 'benstillerfaggot69@verizon.net'?" "Yup"

[–]FabesE 0 points1 point ago

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I knew that he and steve were in character when I first watched that interview, but, I still felt bad for Zach.

Between two ferns is a great commentary on society and human nature man.

[–]BROCCOLIOCTOPUS 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like reddit just now found between two ferns...

[–]potatoman1 0 points1 point ago

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Steve Carrel > Zach Galifianakis

[–]maadclaw 0 points1 point ago

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where is this from?

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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It's kind of weird that Carrell can't really separate his own persona from that of Michael Scott. Like... I couldn't tell if he was in character or not.

[–]shindelins 13 points14 points ago

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Emotionally kinda, but is way more intelligent

[–]WarPhalange 3 points4 points ago

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This was a 3 minute clip. I'm sure if I could sit down with Carrell and talk about how fat Galifianakis is for like an hour or so, I'd easily see some distinctions.

[–]SetPhasersToCum 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]aXehanD_ler 0 points1 point ago

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It's not even a burn coming from Steve Carell, it's an honor.

[–]thane_of_cawdor -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't understand. This is literally screenshots from the video with the accompanying dialogue. Why not just post the video? This is getting really out of hand.

[–]meeohmi 17 points18 points ago

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Oh c'mon.. That's easy. Everyone knows redditors won't click a video link, but imgur is easy karma. Think, man.

[–]glandyover 11 points12 points ago

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When browsing with your phone imgur is accessible. Funnyordie isn't. But it does give me something to look for later.

[–]meeohmi 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, there's that too...

[–]d46ron1337 2 points3 points ago

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Not to mention that funnyordie also isn't accessible at work but this image is, so when I get home today I know what I'm going to watch.

[–]NoKumSok 0 points1 point ago

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Zach has obviously never seen Dexter's Laboratory.

[–]Dray11 0 points1 point ago

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If Zach Galifianakis posted to /r/beardporn he would be at the top of the front page 24-7

[–]faggotoni 6 points7 points ago

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Is r/beardporn pictures of people fucking beards with their dicks? I hope so. I'm never going to check it out so it stays that way in my head forever.

[–]Dray11 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! No it's not spacedicks. Just people with awesome beards!

[–]Rosetti 1 point2 points ago

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There's a whole chain of 'porn' reddits which aren't actually porn. Known as the sfw porn network, they tend to simply post attractice pictures of that subject, e.g. /r/waterporn has beautiful photographs of oceans and waterfalls, /r/villageporn has photos of scenic villages from around the world. Check em, out, they often contain some breathtaking photos.

[–]zBodude 3 points4 points ago

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Why no /r/childporn?

[–]constantvariables 0 points1 point ago

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This is the second Between Two Ferns post I've seen already today. Please don't tell me this is going to get worse.

[–]losreyesdemagos -1 points0 points ago

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It's times like this that I don't mind that Steve Carrell is a joke

[–]Pot4DMasses -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW!

I.just got the dirtiest look for cracking up in a meeting!

[–]Skyline969 -1 points0 points ago

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By that logic, /r/funny is NSFW. Here's an idea: If you're in a meeting, pay attention.

[–]Pot4DMasses -1 points0 points ago

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By that logic, I can assume one of three things:

1- you don't have a job: STFU, you have no context.

2- you're my boss: get bent.

3- you're just a prick who's having a bad day and decided to log some nasty comments on reddit about shit you don't know anything about. Hope you have a better day tomorrow.

[–]Skyline969 0 points1 point ago

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  1. I have a job that allows me to be on Reddit. I am still smart enough to not go on Reddit during a meeting.
  2. I don't even know you, and I'm not a boss.
  3. I've had a great day, and did at the time of posting that comment. Your lack of common sense amuses me, keep it coming.

[–]Pot4DMasses -1 points0 points ago

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So you're just amused making asshole comments to people you don't know for no other reason than to be a dick? You're on the wrong site, all the other 15 yr olds hang out on youtube and make pissy little comments.

[–]Skyline969 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not saying it just to be a dick, I'm saying it to try to save your job. If you were to be caught goofing off in meetings too regularly, you won't be keeping your job for long. With a name like Pot4DMasses I guess you're used to not keeping a job for more than a few months anyway.

[–]Pot4DMasses -1 points0 points ago

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Dude, you don't know the first THING about what you're talking about! I have a contract with this company and I've been bonused more than my salary every year I've been here! Besides, if they let you spend time on Reddit, obviously your work isn't that important to the sustained growth of the company you work for.

Probably not the time or the place to bicker though. I'm sure you've got plenty of super important things to judge people on, so don't let me stop you. Closed minded judgement is a hard road to walk so I'm sure you've got plenty of people to look down upon. Keep up the stellar work.

[–]Skyline969 0 points1 point ago

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if they let you spend time on Reddit, obviously your work isn't that important to the sustained growth of the company you work for

And yet you're on Reddit yourself at work. Hmmm.

[–]Pot4DMasses -1 points0 points ago

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Again, I'm under contract, I could shit on my bosses desk and he wouldn't fire me, I've got all day. How's that promotion out of the mailroom coming?

[–]Skyline969 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I'm a systems administrator. I make the rules, and I am the one in control.

I think talking to a brick wall would get me further than talking to you. You make me sad. So be it.

[–]doublesget -3 points-2 points ago

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I bet zachs boobs feel like bags of sand

[–]lone_gunman_is_bs -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Palendrome -1 points0 points ago

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Actually the stuff Zach says to him is more funny..

[–]kindofabigdyl -1 points0 points ago

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"I wasn't going to say that the were going to model the nose on your Despicable Me character but they wanted to go with something less cartoon-like...I'm not going to say that."

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[–]McJerkin 18 points19 points ago

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Well in my case, non video works for my phone.

[–]WomenzRightsLoL -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck you fatty!