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[–]broth510 142 points143 points ago

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Omar Comin'

[–]ChewyLouis 41 points42 points ago

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Omar Yawl!

[–]belgiumwafflestomper 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]ster1ing 1 point2 points ago

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starts whistling

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[–]ChewyLouis 11 points12 points ago

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If you were going for sarcasm, you went too far.

[–]sillyhatsclub 6 points7 points ago

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shitty tryhardtroll is shitty.

[–]Atersed 2 points3 points ago

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-464 points in three days is pretty good troll.

[–]sillyhatsclub 1 point2 points ago

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i suppose thats true if all you care about is results, but look through his previous posts. there is just no art to it, no subtlety.

RIP QUALITY TROLLING//MISS U

[–]Atersed 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. I liked that guy who used smiley faces in such an annoying way, you just had to downvote.

[–]ScottCarmichael 23 points24 points ago

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True dat.

BTW - Best scene in all of The Wire, by far: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYj7q_by_2E

[–]wildlycrazytony 22 points23 points ago

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For my money, snoop buying the nail gun is the best scene! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyWJ_rattv8

[–]brolix 5 points6 points ago

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you look good girl

:'(

[–]HeadScratcher30 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea she was a girl for the longest time.

[–]Burnt_World 4 points5 points ago

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You earned that shit like a motherfucker.

[–]Fegis 10 points11 points ago

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Don't you forget about me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

[–]wildlycrazytony 1 point2 points ago

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The look on the clerks face when she just patiently counts out $800 in straight cash is just priceless. The scene is just amazing because of the obvious clash of cultures that takes place in the hardware store.

[–]bloodsoup 9 points10 points ago

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Haven't watched your link but my favourite scene is the one where the cops take the heroin addicts to Hamsterdam for the first time. "I hear that WMD is the bomb". Classic.

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

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I watched that episode a couple weeks ago. It's surreal.

[–]bloodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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Johnny Weeks has no idea whats going on. Which, I guess is true for him most of the time, now that I think about it...

[–]SnapHook 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched the episode in the first season where bodie whoops his ass for the counterfeit money. I miss Johnny and bodie.....

[–]prezuiwf 2 points3 points ago

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That's a good one, but nothing beats this scene for Omar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ9PaGeXyfY

[–]BioDigitalJazz 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty good, but my favorite scene is the first one in this compilation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbHEn7l3ZrM

[–]ScottCarmichael 7 points8 points ago

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I dunno - IMO they really screwed up McNulty as a character in Season 5. At the end of Season 4 we see this womanizer, drunk, hates authority guy finally grow up and start to settle down. Then, in the final season, he completely reverts for no good reason to a character that was far less deep and more childish. He then goes very crazy and starts faking the existence a serial killer, which again seems even too out of line for McNulty. He's a smart cop, sure...but I think the writers (in all of Season 5) really dropped the ball on character development and push him beyond the realm of believability.

I still say Season 2 was by far the best season of all of The Wire. Probably the best sophomore season on any TV show ever.

[–]fulltiltsmoker 11 points12 points ago

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"In season four Dominic West, the ostensible star of the series, requested a reduced role so that he could spend more time with his family in London. On the show it was explained that Jimmy McNulty had taken a patrol job which required less strenuous work." -According to IMDB

Season 4 was without a doubt the best season IMO.

Also my favourite scene was the one where bunk and mcnulty were investigating the window-murder in that appartment and said nothing other than fuck.

Fuckfuck fuck. Fuck.

FUuuuck.

[–]bloodsoup 4 points5 points ago

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I think Season 4 is the best season quality wise, but my personal favourite season is 3, because I'm a sucker for a good gang war.

[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago*

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That's interesting. I didn't know that was why he had a reduced role. One reason why I didn't like the last couple seasons (sorry, I know you like 4) is that I felt like the characters were all beginning to gel together in very unrealistic ways. I mean, I like that The Wire focused on showing the drug stuff in Baltimore, but by the end of the series I felt like everything major and drug related was due to the efforts of the same band of cops over..and over...and over again. Basically, after Season 3 The Wire started to feel like a TV show, rather than something that might happen in real life (a tad too predictable and convenient all around).

Season 2 is my favorite because in S1 you are introduced to all of these troubled cops and law people as they deal with dangerous, shady drug dealers. You just sorta figure that's gonna be The Wire's "thing" until the show ends - cookie cutter drug dealers.

Then, completely out of left field, we get an amazing deep and intricate story about the shipping business and poor white Gen X'ers and unions and Baltimore politics and how the police department acts after their lone victory over Barksdale in S1 end, etc. Plus you get these bad guys who were infinitely more powerful and dangerous than any drug dealer and no amount of excellent cop work could nab them (no one even knew who The Greek was until the end). Suddenly, Baltimore's criminal, economic and social problems seemed genuinely authentic and entirely believable. Forget the drug dealer stuff - THIS is what The Wire needed to do. Season 3 had the opportunity to start a massive wiretap investigation on local politicians, but they never went that route.

Season 2 raised the bar so high, I just didn't feel as excited about subsequent seasons that went back to focusing on the little world of Baltimore.

The ONLY thing I will say is that I really did like how season 5 showed the ailing newspaper business - again - that was something happening all over the country and I could even relate to it on a personal level (since I worked at one for almost 4 years).

[–]omars_coming 1 point2 points ago

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sup

[–]bloodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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Omar Strollin'

[–]mocotazo 1 point2 points ago

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And I keeps one in the stinger, if you ponderin'

[–]aepstein66 43 points44 points ago

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Omar is the best character in one of the greatest tv shows ever produced

[–]collinkrum 35 points36 points ago

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The Wire is absolutely one of the greatest TV shows ever and Omar is certainly one of the best, if not the best, characters in the show. I personally thought Bodie was an incredible character, as well.

[–]noisyturtle 14 points15 points ago*

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Edit SPOILER

Shame how he went out though. Guess it was commentary on street life, expect the unexpected if you gonna stand tall. It also shows the circle of life in how Michael picked up Omar's role as 'Robin Hood.'

[–]collinkrum 10 points11 points ago*

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EDIT: SPOILER BELOW.

I think it was a shame how both of them went out. Omar's death caught me as more of a surprise (the way in which he died). I finished watching that show a year ago and I still think about it almost every day.

[–]taybul 2 points3 points ago

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Spoilers, etc.

I still really feel for how Sobotka went out. His final scene where he's walking towards the Greeks (who knows he's about to give them up) and the episode just fades out really gets to me.

In general, the music that plays when an episode ends is such an amazing feature of the show itself.

[–]collinkrum 0 points1 point ago

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I totally agree about the outro music! It's amazing how that seemingly insignificant element can actually add so much to the feel of the programming.

[–]sdtwo 3 points4 points ago

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You should really spoiler tag this.

[–]collinkrum 1 point2 points ago

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Done, thank you for correcting my error. Totally should've taken care of that before posting.

[–]ScottCarmichael 2 points3 points ago

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At this point, The Wire has been off for what, 4 YEARS NOW. You can get the entire series for like $60 off eBay. It's on iTunes, Amazon Video, etc.

Plus, the entire thread is about The Wire...there's gonna be people who watched this show writing 99% of the stuff. Word to the wise: Don't read ANYTHING about shows/movies until you finish them - most things online are full of spoilers.

[–]mapachethegreat 0 points1 point ago

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This. I don't own a TV, and I only heard of The Wire about a year ago through a few comments here on Reddit. I said, ok, better stop reading and just watch the first episode to see if I like it. Within two months, my wife and I had watched the whole series.

[–]sdtwo -1 points0 points ago

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While I agree with you, I think it's just a common courtesy and hardly an inconvenience.

[–]Danny_Gray 1 point2 points ago

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My favourite detail was how the newspaper didn't even report his death, the story was bumped for a house fire. It was such a huge moment for the audience and the show, but wasn't considered newsworthy within the world of The Wire.

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking McNolty man..

[–]mocotazo 1 point2 points ago

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When asked who his favorite TV character was, Obama told the press that it was Omar.

[–]lawnmowerkitties 22 points23 points ago

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I never put my mandibles on a bug that wasn't in the game.

[–]iwasapolygon 32 points33 points ago

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This better involve a musical version of The Cheese Stands Alone.

[–]eddieshack 1 point2 points ago

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Thug livin' outta prison, mozza sticks in the air

[–]haiku_robot -3 points-2 points ago

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This better involve 
a musical version of 
The Cheese Stands Alone.

[–]haiku_rating_bot 6 points7 points ago

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Follows 17 syllable structure: TRUE
Juxtaposition of two ideas: FALSE
Contains kireji: FALSE
Contains kigo: FALSE
Rating: 1/4 (Not haiku)

[–]pruriENT_questions 8 points9 points ago

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I can't read the words 'Oh, Indeed' without doing so in Omar's voice.

[–]theghostofme 14 points15 points ago

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Omar just hit up Hopper's stash, yo. Fucker got all them seeds.

[–]belgiumwafflestomper 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mygaydads 3 points4 points ago

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Omar don't curse.

[–]lostintransit 17 points18 points ago

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I can't tell if that's Omar. I think it is, so, upvote for you.

[–]HellenKellerCanRead 12 points13 points ago

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oh, indeed.

[–]canadafuckyeah 25 points26 points ago

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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[–]SpringInJapan 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ScottCarmichael 3 points4 points ago

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If you want the permits on time, you're gonna have to pay an extra $10,000, and $5,000 of that is my handling fee.

[–]Bosskisaboss 6 points7 points ago

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Ya feel me?

[–]Dizech 8 points9 points ago

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I like how he still has a bug's body.

[–]united_ultra 3 points4 points ago

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[–]allinthegameyo 24 points25 points ago

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probably my only opportunity for a relevant username shoutout ever on reddit

[–]dnauge 3 points4 points ago

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Had to read it in his voice.

Oh, indeed.

[–]CreativelyChallenged 2 points3 points ago

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Well it's not quite a rip and run...

[–]MarcoA5 2 points3 points ago

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All in the game yo

[–]c0up0n 2 points3 points ago

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Did anyone else notice Wallace in "Chronicle"?

[–]sudden_homo 7 points8 points ago

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My friend actually pointed it out. I didn't believe him at first so we went over to IMDB and sure enough he was right so I sucked his dick.

[–]ProbablyAPun 0 points1 point ago

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This is genius.

[–]Pit_of_Death 2 points3 points ago

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I had to go to imdb and look this up, because I kept thinking he looked familiar.

[–]brianb47 2 points3 points ago

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Anybody notice Bodie in that FedEx commercial?

[–]canadafuckyeah 0 points1 point ago

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link?

[–]joke-away 2 points3 points ago

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[–]brianb47 0 points1 point ago

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Let me see what I can find ...

[–]typographereddit 2 points3 points ago

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also in friday night lights, and he is Jace in GoW3

[–]fundraiser 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hubilation 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, that's the only reason I recognized him. As soon as I saw that picture I was like OMG

[–]ajgator7 2 points3 points ago

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Omar don't scare.

[–]thattallfellow 2 points3 points ago

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YO

[–]Beef_Strokinoff 2 points3 points ago

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Read the title in Omar's voice before I opened it. Talk about a mindfucking

[–]brianb47 2 points3 points ago

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A man got to have a code

[–]TheDiddy 2 points3 points ago

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You got the briefcase, I got the shotgun. All in the game though right?!?!

[–]sdtwo 0 points1 point ago

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As much as I love this quote, I feel like your exclamation points at the end take it almost as far away from Omar's delivery in the scene as possible. Maybe it's a bit pedantic of me, but here's the scene http://youtu.be/oYj7q_by_2E?t=6m50s Anyways, great line either way.

[–]TheDiddy 1 point2 points ago

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I dont know i mixed them with question marks cause he kind of is spouting at Levy. Either way... its a great line

[–]underpantsbob 2 points3 points ago

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When you come at the King, you best not miss.

-Omar

[–]Punkeec 3 points4 points ago

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Oh Shit!!! Omar is coming!!

[–]georgespacely 5 points6 points ago

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i love a bug's life and i love the wire! oo00 boy!!!! it's my lucky night.

  • g. spacely signing off! ~~ traffic and weather together 4 ever

[–]Horse_Fetish 2 points3 points ago

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Jokerman is probably the least thug font in the world. SMH

[–]jayfatsby 2 points3 points ago

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Real Talk.

[–]LutzExpertTera 1 point2 points ago

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shotguns out

[–]McShanej 1 point2 points ago

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Omar on a stroll, yo.

[–]NotMarkus 1 point2 points ago

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Kenard.

[–]Bokanovskyprocess 1 point2 points ago

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BNBG

[–]assaultandpepper 1 point2 points ago

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You come at the king, you best not miss.

[–]Vandey 1 point2 points ago

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Eyyyyyyyyoooo

[–]TigerRuns 1 point2 points ago

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Where can i get some honey nut?

[–]auj63r8v2k4p5g2e6we4 1 point2 points ago

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This is fucking hilarious.

[–]Bashful_Soup 1 point2 points ago

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Was expecting Teal'c. Was disappointed.

[–]bloodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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At this range, in this calibre? Even if I miss I can't miss.

[–]bloodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase, it's all in the game though right?

[–]goniss 1 point2 points ago

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

[–]bbbbush 0 points1 point ago

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I liked this.

[–]Raqin 0 points1 point ago

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mos def, mos def...

[–]sus3k 0 points1 point ago

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Shits weak! Look at his weak ass body...

[–]king_cherokee 0 points1 point ago

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Omar don' play

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Omar don' scare.

[–]MattNastie 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the bugs body is still shown behind the leaf.

[–]yossarian02 0 points1 point ago

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we been spending most our lives living in an insect's paradise...

[–]dr00b3r 0 points1 point ago

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Man, Pixar sure has branched out since Toy Story

[–]theh0pelessr0mantic 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think of was Pineapple Express. Haha nice one. Gotta' Catch Jamal. (Pokemon joke)

[–]Cuseguy420 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest show ever made.

[–]Karsonist 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in Omar's voice before opening the link... not sure if I should be ecstatic or ashamed...

[–]zemonstaaa 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Zousaphone 0 points1 point ago

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If you gon' come at the king, you best not miss.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just think how many thugs we've killed by mowing and clipping leaves.

[–]AprilWrench 0 points1 point ago

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Omar was a lot of things, but a thug wasn't one of them.

[–]ProbablyAPun 1 point2 points ago

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The definition of a thug: a violent person, especially a criminal. Explain how he does not fit into that definition.

[–]AprilWrench 3 points4 points ago

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At the risk of starting a rather banal semantic argument, I think there are some ideas associated with the word "thug" that go beyond violent and criminal. A thug is excessively cruel or vicious. Omar was no more cruel than was necessary to accomplish his goals. Thugs are common criminals who typically work for other people. Omar was anything but common, and never worked for anyone but himself. It's a slang term and I accept that there are alterative definitions. My opinion is that Cheese was a thug, Monk was a thug, even Colicchio and Walker were thugs. Omar was something else entirely.

[–]ProbablyAPun 5 points6 points ago

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In a connotative since you are 100% correct. But in a denotative sense he does fit the definition. Upvote for classy argument!

[–]sdtwo 0 points1 point ago*

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I wonder if Omar would call himself a thug.

[–]WaywardSpaniard -3 points-2 points ago

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Lately I've been laughing at the dumbest things on Reddit. I should wear my headgear when I kickbox.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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wt!

[–]punkmucker -3 points-2 points ago

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coolio?

[–]alexnoaburg -3 points-2 points ago

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Omar was actually kinda whiney on the show but maybe it's his appearance that has made him a bad-ass nonetheless.

[–]ProbablyAPun 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously? Did you actually watch the show?

[–]sdtwo 0 points1 point ago

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There may be spoilers ahead:

How was he whiney? Like when he whined about Avon killing his boyfriend by taking on the whole gang on his own? Or when he whined about Marlo killing Butchie by also taking on his entire organization? I don't mean to come across too direct, but this is the first I've ever heard anyone say anything like this about Omar.