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[–]SimilarImage 211 points212 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months J0nesy Spending too much time online? here 207 1299
3 weeks saiuke You know you're a reddit addict when... /r/gifs 11 337
4 months JWDuke But, I am so lone... /r/gif 3 58

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[–]heofthepotada 61 points62 points ago

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Buuuuurn!!!!

[–]jbg89[S] 150 points151 points ago

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[–]ani625 44 points45 points ago

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[–]CornyJoke 20 points21 points ago

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[–]abir_valg2718 5 points6 points ago

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[–]austeregrim 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you, I have now collected your gifs for my pleasure.

[–]zenlogick 1 point2 points ago

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Gif collecting rocks.

Its like pokemon.

You know that its just a matter of time till you do internet battle and you have to choose just the right GIF.

"Leaning Asian Thumbs-Up Guy, I choose you!"

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[–]RouseHouse1013 8 points9 points ago

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You do realize that he/she was referring to the burn that was directed at him/her, right? ಠ_ಠ

[–]boringnamehere 19 points20 points ago

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and the deleted comment was

AnonymouserRedditor -10 points 10 minutes ago
You do realize that "Buuuuurn!!!!" (yes I did count the u's) was aimed at you, right? ಠ_ಠ

why do people delete comments anyways?

[–]RouseHouse1013 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you kind sir or madam for preserving my context!

[–]boringnamehere 7 points8 points ago

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no prob. i'm was just frustrated because i had a gif i wanted to reply to his post with but now can't.

all that beautiful karma that gif might have earned me

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 2 points3 points ago

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Do you... Do you copy random comments incase of deletion?

[–]boringnamehere 2 points3 points ago

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nopers, i tried to reply to it and it was deleted. but my page didn't refresh so all i had to do was copy pasta

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, of course!

[–]MysticKirby -2 points-1 points ago

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Because they're cowards, usually.

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[–]Cirri 0 points1 point ago

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This was really hard to find!

/sarcasm

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[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 16 points17 points ago

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Despite this comment I still upvoted. What now, robot? How is it to have asbergers?

[–]Hazlzz 5 points6 points ago

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I don't think robots can have Asberger's.

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 4 points5 points ago

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Says the guy with asbergers; how does it feel to be a robot?

[–]Hazlzz 6 points7 points ago

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I... I don't know.

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 3 points4 points ago

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oh, you're good, or a robot

[–]Hazlzz 4 points5 points ago

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So... how many people had already gone with a variation of Devil's Advocate for you to have to spell it like that?

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 6 points7 points ago

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Developer I advanced cat? what?

[–]smeezy 5 points6 points ago

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Aspergers, not ass burgers.

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 2 points3 points ago

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venom-mancer?

[–]themoat 1 point2 points ago

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If it was a real disease they'd call it meningitis...

[–]nugs_4_u 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't want to live in Manasses, Va.

[–]herroazn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Legitimidget 0 points1 point ago

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Beep boop, son; beep boop.

[–]Uncleleech 0 points1 point ago

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I have assbergers and I approve of this message

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 0 points1 point ago

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lol, assbergers? a hint of existentialism from your victims view point?

[–]Uncleleech 0 points1 point ago

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Nah I was going a long with it because when I was younger there was a tv program called stitched that made a bottom burger Also all of my friends say ass burgers?

[–]szchm 4 points5 points ago

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You. I like you.

[–]Slime0 0 points1 point ago

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I particularly like how the OP found the image because he googled the title of the submission from 3 weeks ago.

[–]ricodued 17 points18 points ago

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What would prompt you to ever google that?

[–]jbg89[S] 99 points100 points ago

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Karmawhoring

[–]Russano_Greenstripe 31 points32 points ago

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Well, I'll give you points for honesty.

[–]jbg89[S] 13 points14 points ago

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[–]canadianclub -5 points-4 points ago*

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A comment by the OP that HASN'T been upvoted? What's the world coming to?

Edit: Nevermind, order has been restored.

[–]TheAverageRedditUser 4 points5 points ago

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Probably while looking for a self-help group.

[–]jbg89[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Nope, because I don't have a problem. I have everything under control. I can quit any time I want!

[–]TheAverageRedditUser 7 points8 points ago

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Hey, me too! I don't see what the fuss is about, really. My power went out once, and I was just fine. Just fine!

[–]drzebracrossing 0 points1 point ago

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Yes,JUUUST FINE.

[–]spotsmcdots 6 points7 points ago

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Full Source Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkExcAw1v8w

(The one linked in J0nesy's post is actually cut a bit early)

[–]jbg89[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]FutureDali 32 points33 points ago

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Googled "Starcraft Professional"

ftfy

[–]makoivis 17 points18 points ago

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nah, you can tell it's not starcraft by the fact that his left hand isn't doing anything.

[–]FutureDali 8 points9 points ago

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Losira @ MLG Colombus. Never forget.

[–]prabhbhambra13 3 points4 points ago

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incontrol begs to differ

[–]zack2703 12 points13 points ago

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She's so lone... so lone..

[–]glutuk 4 points5 points ago

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isnt the "ly" cut off because shes interrupted by his sudden movement?

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

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Forever a lone

[–]jillyboooty 4 points5 points ago

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Double clicking? What is that?

[–]yxing 7 points8 points ago

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Starcraft

[–]makoivis 1 point2 points ago

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nah, his keyboard hand would be going too.

[–]TheToastyMan 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's some game winning micro right there.

[–]yxing 1 point2 points ago

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Starcraft porn

[–]fairebelle 0 points1 point ago

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Who DOESN'T double click aside from middle aged moms?

[–]DOWNVOTEDBITCH 0 points1 point ago

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I hardly ever doubleclick.

[–]fairebelle 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think this through. Of course we don't double click within the browser, but I get so aggravated when I'm using a computer set to single click icons.

[–]YaSu288 9 points10 points ago

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Forever Rone...

[–]Crack_the_Cannister 1 point2 points ago

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Im just gonna upvote it just because of this bot

[–]asian_ethics 1 point2 points ago

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That's the korean starcraft player dealing with his gf haha

[–]bastian1343 2 points3 points ago

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the korean starcraft player

You know, just the one there is, right?

[–]TheDespondentZombie 0 points1 point ago*

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Cut off the haha and read it in David Attenborough's voice. Maybe remove the That's and replace it with 'Here we have'.

EDIT- While you are at it read your comment in Yoda's voice.

[–]Darktych 0 points1 point ago

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I do that with everything.

[–]c0de2010 0 points1 point ago

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source of the gif? i would watch it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]c0de2010 0 points1 point ago

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how did you find?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Through years of mastering the art of interneting. The lady www. is my bitch.

Nah. I live in Thailand. This shit is pretty old.

[–]RubyBlye 0 points1 point ago

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Man, if you can't click right away a double click isn't going to help.

[–]palijer 0 points1 point ago

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Movement sensitivity is set way too low.

[–]jgosche 0 points1 point ago

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Why are so many awful and irrelevant gifs in this thread?

[–]Hazy_V 0 points1 point ago

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But how lone? So lone...

[–]kjkawa89 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever I see a title like this I am always secretly worried that it will be a picture of me.

[–]jollybrigand 0 points1 point ago

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but i'm so lone...

[–]just_leave_it 0 points1 point ago

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An Asian Joseph Gordon-Levitt!!

[–]lolrunescap 0 points1 point ago

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i also pretend to type on a keyboard in class

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hahahaaaaa

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

[–]svtracerd 0 points1 point ago

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And I Googled "repost." Took me straight here.

[–]Cornsky 0 points1 point ago

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He was turning down the volume.

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a boat, it's a yacht.

[–]asian_identifier 0 points1 point ago

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this is from a Thai ad

[–]sonastyinc 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, if you googled Reddit Addict and found this gif, the chances are it's already been posted multiple times on reddit.

[–]AtheistMartyr 0 points1 point ago*

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Even with comforting, Asian's APM is much higher.

[–]Flash_Johnson -1 points0 points ago

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this is related to starcraft and a raging hard-on of a repost. BONER.

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

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Why isn't his left hand going 500+ apm?

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The incessant Pop-Up. 1com -1pt 19dys funny
But, I am so lone... 3coms 58pts 4mos gif
Spending too much time online? 2coms 28pts 6mos gifs
Spending too much time online? 207coms 1299pts 6mos funny
You know you're a reddit addict when... 11coms 337pts 27dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]MysticKirby 8 points9 points ago

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We already have one of your kind

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

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There's never enough repost detection.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion -1 points0 points ago

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IIRC he started it then somebody made a bot, but the bot doesn't always detect all of the reposts.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted because both of your interesting links were posted six hours previously.

[–]austeregrim 1 point2 points ago

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interesting, Repost Detector Repost... now we need a bot to detect repost detector reposts.

[–]rotato 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit you say? Then he should only have been gently rubbing her hand with his index finger rarely giving a sigh upon reposts.

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[–]morganledwon 0 points1 point ago

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Im listening to music right now and that guy is moving in perfect sync with the beat. Thank you

[–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

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for what purpose? it wouldn't be to get some easy internet points, would it? for what other reason would you search that? how do you live with yourself

[–]leonprimrose -2 points-1 points ago

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That's a korean starcraft commercial

[–]Werewolf_Puppy -3 points-2 points ago

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old