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[–]birdsandbones 8 points9 points ago

"Objectifying women is probably the only way we can get you to sign up as an organ donor."

[–]Toodalin 3 points4 points ago

Yep. Pretty pathetic that this is the best they could come up with.

[–]Gamer_ely 11 points12 points ago

cause the best way to solicit organ donations, insults!

[–]Underdog111 -1 points0 points ago

Agreed. If she told me the only way I'd get to be inside her was from an organ donation my response would be, "Well then fuck off and die then."

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

Also, for most organ transplants wouldn't I need to be dead?

[–]DrNarky 10 points11 points ago

Not sure why she'd want a donor penis.

[–]TrueMilli 17 points18 points ago

I'd say rape has a better chance of success.

[–]RAPES_GRAPES 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if she likes fruit.

[–]WarPhalange 10 points11 points ago

Last time this was reposted it was pointed out how extremely sexist this is towards both men and women. You should feel bad, OP. You should feel bad because you are a bad person for thinking this is witty or clever or "so true".

[–]tribalspoon 4 points5 points ago

Whoever made this poster has never heard of cocaine.

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

And then... WRONG BLOOD TYPE.

[–]theone_whoknocks 1 point2 points ago

Is this an actual ad? It's offensive on so many levels.

[–]ViscountShiningWit 0 points1 point ago

Especially the fact it's Belgian...

[–]spacegibbon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, well...Ship goes both ways I suppose. Super model lungs would be nice.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

I would rather not because I don't know what she has smoked. I need fresh ones so I can go as long as I need to.

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

Or have lots of money.

[–]supersonic00712 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted. Give me about an hour.

[–]minimission -1 points0 points ago

sperm donor?

[–]rarkai -1 points0 points ago

Because beautiful women are all bitches who hate nerds right?