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[–]orangebear 22 points23 points ago

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dick, it spells dick

[–]thosedemondayz 4 points5 points ago

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i read it as click

[–]bhermit 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad it says DLCK in lower case.

[–]urballs2wall 12 points13 points ago

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Looks like something my husband did while he was stationed in Afghanistan a couple of months ago... sheer boredom drives them to do crazy stuff.

[–]Ididerus 3 points4 points ago

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so true, I submit one and two

[–]2abyssinians 0 points1 point ago

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What is meant by subnet?

[–]shadowx775 2 points3 points ago

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Networking term for subdividing available IP addresses.

[–]2abyssinians 0 points1 point ago

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So how is this crazy stuff? Or funny?

[–]shadowx775 5 points6 points ago

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I suppose it would be humorous because when deployed, we tend to work 12-20 hour days 6-7 days a week for multiple months. So as you can imagine it would be hard to stay awake when bored as fuck. I guess what he was trying to say is, "If you want me to work, get me some caffeine."

Then again, when you work that much, everything is hysterical...

[–]2abyssinians 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the explanation.

[–]Solkre 0 points1 point ago

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All that work time can't be actually setting up networks, can it?

[–]shadowx775 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE! I'd say around 20% of the day is spent doing upkeep. While 80% is allocated to absolutely nothing, or in my unique (and rare) case, browsing Reddit.

[–]Solkre 0 points1 point ago

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Are you allowed a 3DS or anything else to pass the time? Book filled kindle?

[–]shadowx775 1 point2 points ago

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Technically, no. I could probably get away with it if I cared enough. But honestly, it's easier just to browse Reddit/ internet and pretend to be working on the computer.

[–]McBoregano 2 points3 points ago

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Just your commonplace, rigorous army exercise.

[–]karmaghost 2 points3 points ago

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Sure beats burning books and pissing on dead bodies.

[–]bunnygurl 0 points1 point ago

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Or raping native women, shooting their entire family, and setting the house on fire.

[–]BigDongerMan79 4 points5 points ago

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I find this to be erotic.

[–]Ididerus 7 points8 points ago

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really? couldn't find one or two more guys to spell "boobs" or something?

and tuck that shirt in Marine!

[–]Fieldexpedient2 0 points1 point ago

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No shit, that fat fuck letting his shirt hang out like that...

[–]boozeboobsbudbbq 0 points1 point ago

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bout to get DD'ed

[–]textanddrive 0 points1 point ago

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OH FUCK THAT MARINE IN A COMBAT ZONE DIDN'T TUCK IN HIS SHIRT

[–]Fieldexpedient2 -1 points0 points ago

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That Marine with enough time to spell out "dick" in people certainly has enough time to make sure he has his shirt tucked in.

Also this could easily be in a non-combat zone like Kuwait, 29 Palms, Yuma or most of Iraq within the past few years, although it likely is in a combat zone during down time as Marines do funny/stupid shit when they are bored.

[–]textanddrive 2 points3 points ago

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Protip: No one really gives a fuck about his shirt. Quick, make sure his blousing bands are in the proper position before his whole unit is wiped out by his lack of adherence to inane regulation.

[–]Fieldexpedient2 -2 points-1 points ago

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Again, if he is in a position to be wiped out why is he spelling "dick" with his friends without his rifle, flack and Kevlar?

You observe the rules when you can because they instill discipline and establish a set appearance that most Marines are proud of. If you are a nasty undisciplined fuck then more power to you.

[–]textanddrive 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you understood the sarcasm, but let me again stress, no one, including those Marines, gives a fuck about his shirt being untucked.

[–]Fieldexpedient2 -1 points0 points ago

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I must very much be missing something. I can guarantee there are many people who give a fuck (including almost anyone with some shiny shit on their collar). I don't really give a fuck but I do like to argue, there are plenty of pics of me in Iraq being an undisciplined fuck.

[–]Syn7axError 2 points3 points ago

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I have to say, this is the most useless argument I've seen in a loooong time.

[–]Fieldexpedient2 -1 points0 points ago

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Do you not internet much?

[–]garkim1321 2 points3 points ago

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Well, you know what they say...spell what you love!

[–]rk9 6 points7 points ago

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Who? Who says that?

[–]gregorious13 1 point2 points ago

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garkim1321?

[–]ITSxDARE 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like something out of the longest yard

[–]EXSUPERVILLAIN 0 points1 point ago

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yep. The cheerleaders from Longest Yard.

[–]ISuckAtTerran 1 point2 points ago

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What is that fuckstick playing the 'I' doing with this goddamn shirt untucked in a war zone. What is this a fucking three ring circus?

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago*

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It's shit like this that makes me want to join the Marines.

What if it really isn't that fun and/or boring and this is all just a ploy the marines has set up under a group of secret army redditors to recruit people?

*Edit: I meant marines. As you can see... I'm pretty retarded.

[–]ISuckAtTerran 2 points3 points ago

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*Edit: I meant marines. As you can see... I'm pretty retarded.

You'll do just fine in the Corps.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit I laughed so hard at this.

[–]ercstlkr 5 points6 points ago

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Those are Marines, I only tell you that because if you joined the Army looking for guys like that who would spell out dick in a war zone without protective gear on you would only find it by hanging out with the Marines. Only we are that... special.

[–]pr0lix 1 point2 points ago

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Any time you do something with dick, you should have your protective headgear on...

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -1 points0 points ago

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That was I meant. Either way Its a damn conspiracy I tell you!

[–]boyette -1 points0 points ago

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Yut!

[–]slipknotman515 0 points1 point ago

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Repost from /k/ from a few years ago. This isn't even wtf worthy.

[–]apatin 4 points5 points ago

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Talk about dick move.

[–]PostOrganic 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly probably one of the first things I would do if I had a camera a few buddies in the army and out in butt fuck nowhere in the desert.

[–]rianoux 0 points1 point ago

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standards of what can be labeled "wtf" are starting to confuse me.

[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point ago

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I mean I suppose if they are going to kill me anyways I might as well enjoy getting raped by them all first. I would.

[–]shriek 0 points1 point ago

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Never had thumbnail made more sense than the real image.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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It spells dick.

[–]DeHart666 0 points1 point ago

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That's marines for you.

[–]Brother_Bilo 0 points1 point ago

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Give me a D, D!, Give me a I, I!, Give me a C, C!, Give me a- ALRIGHT I GOT IT

[–]lacigman 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, Marines!

[–]Story_behind_picture 0 points1 point ago

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Well what happened was a friend of theirs (Richard) had caught a small infection from a cut on his penis them spelling out dick is a joke to him as it is also his nickname.

[–]Tinman615 0 points1 point ago

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Yep...the wars pretty much over.

[–]FoxSanjuro 0 points1 point ago

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Only marines...

[–]djm3 0 points1 point ago

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I wish i could upvote this 100 times

[–]AstroZombie138 0 points1 point ago

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It is a mortar platoon. You can see the aiming stakes in the background. 0341!

[–]evanbunnell 0 points1 point ago

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Just got a call from Richard. He said, "thanks guys!"

[–]bunnygurl 0 points1 point ago

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Our tax payer dollars hard at work.

[–]AngelaMassacre 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what the troops do in their spare time...

[–]ThatBronyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in r/funny.

[–]MisterTactful 0 points1 point ago

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The military is such a sausage party.

[–]oldninercowboy -1 points0 points ago

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Classy as fuck (but no seriously this shit is funny)