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[–]DaMagicalNegro 4 points5 points ago

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I know, right? I can't imagine trying to put a shirt on with only four fingers!

[–]Flanney 2 points3 points ago

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Ive always wondered the same about this guy

[–]MystcPizza 2 points3 points ago

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I would assume that considering he can make incredible circumstances out of each and every day breaking the laws of physics and reason then putting on a shirt in the morning would be a fairly simple task. He probably made a machine to do it for him.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 2 points3 points ago

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Legs first

[–]ssmy 1 point2 points ago

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The more pressing question is how the hell his mother gave birth to a child with a triangular head.

[–]Tordek 1 point2 points ago

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What acute kid.

[–]flax41 1 point2 points ago

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One leg at a time...

[–]farmer-mcshootypants 1 point2 points ago

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dude dont hate on phineas and pherb

[–]Kurosakiikun 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kimoyo 0 points1 point ago

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His shirt is a polo, thus BUTTONS.

[–]Norwazy 0 points1 point ago

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He's a squid. They have very flexible skin and can squeeze their bodies through most holes.

[–]ihatepants 0 points1 point ago

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cartoons never change their clothes.

[–]RONNCC 0 points1 point ago

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heatwrap!

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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He may or may not have a zipper...or he just managed to put one on and never took it off.

[–]gnomishtanks 0 points1 point ago

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Have you seen the show? Everything is absurd and awesome.