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[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 142 points143 points ago

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Ah, fake and racist. Nice.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Not only that, but the punchline less funny than the set-up, making it a useless joke. And what newspaper would publish this? Why would you need to fake that part and not just type it out? Goddammit. Stomp stomp stomp

[–]ILike4ChanShh 12 points13 points ago

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I thought it was pretty funny.

[–]Mayans 0 points1 point ago

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gotta agree it was funny

[–]uberalles2 -1 points0 points ago

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Me also. And also so true. Maybe the above posters thought it sounded too much like the tea-party mantra.

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[–]binarypower 0 points1 point ago

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Like all the Native Americans in Oklahoma... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mayans 5 points6 points ago

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Only the white man would say this

[–]kabukistar 4 points5 points ago

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And sexist and a repost.

[–]Ragnalypse 7 points8 points ago

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▲ ▲

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, us white folks are oppressed. Preach on brother and we may someday see a day where we are not subjected to such inhuman racism.

[–]the-everyday 59 points60 points ago

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[–]TwoFagles 3 points4 points ago

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HOW ELSE AM I GONNA USE THIS NOVELTY ACCOUNT?

[–]hAxehead 0 points1 point ago

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BACKHOE HAND SHOVELS????

[–]beetnemesis 65 points66 points ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Funny!

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[–]rachawakka 7 points8 points ago

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A lot of teenagers are, and they've only just started internetting. And they don't read the comments.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 7 points8 points ago

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It's called Eternal September, unless there's an internet-specific variation of the phenomenon that I'm not familiar with.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL

[–]ecce_apostate 0 points1 point ago

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Yep all the kids are flooding Usenet these days with their new fangled word processors running the win95!

Yeah I feel as if this should be given a more broad slightly updated definition, because it's true still.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, that's why I said it should really apply to the internet as well, since no one uses Usenet anymore.

I guess September finally ended.

[–]boredco 4 points5 points ago

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"Plenty beaver" indeed

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Rule of thumb, if you find something you think is clever or funny on the internet and you didn't create it, it has already been on Reddit at least 3 times.

[–]kyrpa 3 points4 points ago

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You forgot a couple zeroes there.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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at least 3 times this week?

[–]yay___ism 7 points8 points ago

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yay racism

[–]clockworkdiamond 3 points4 points ago

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As a native American, I can only say: Fuck you.

[–]ByCromsBalls 2 points3 points ago

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These fake "news articles" always bother me because they always have the same fake sentence structure and wording that every forwarded email and readers digest have ever had. It makes me think that they were all written by one person 20 years ago. Why not try to make it sound like a legit news article at least?

[–]LeBenji 6 points7 points ago

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PLEASE tell me someone else read that guy's name chief Two Fagles.

[–]Hyro0o0 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Soup_bones 0 points1 point ago

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Oiya, Oiya, Oiya,...Oiya, Oiya.

[–]dkey1983 6 points7 points ago

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Only white man think 38 yr life expectancy not good enough...

[–]acraftyveteran22 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mdk2all 1 point2 points ago

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The white man started reposting.

[–]DaddyTorres[!] 1 point2 points ago

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That chief knows what's up! Even my babe said, the good life indeed poor ole whities always messing up the system.

[–]binarypower 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gameadd1kt 1 point2 points ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Where white men went wrong

[–]WetBandits 3 points4 points ago

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Pours a clean glass of water from his sink.

[–]RawketLawnchair 0 points1 point ago

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As a wise man said before me, every post is a repost repost.

[–]iamwacky 0 points1 point ago

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So this guy is from India

[–]Ruysdael 0 points1 point ago

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Aaahhh not again, I'm getting tired of this old dude teling me what I did wrong.

[–]Slackerchan 0 points1 point ago

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Repost level: Asian Native American.

[–]OmicsWizard 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, did your grandpa forward this?

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like we improved it. We have air conditioning, medicine, and a way to treat syphilis.

[–]whatstheprize -1 points0 points ago

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Racism and fallacy aside...this is the ideal life.

[–]finners215 -1 points0 points ago

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where did we not go wrong?

[–]cuffofizz -2 points-1 points ago

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Literature?

[–]TheLimpNoodle -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it said Indian chief "two fagies"..

[–]kingg2 -1 points0 points ago

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Chief Spreading Eagle.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

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This is racist and you should feel bad.

[–]theconversationalist -2 points-1 points ago

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Dick Cheese.

Smeg head.

[–]tommy66788 -5 points-4 points ago

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i accidently read that as "when white man went Wong."

now i feel bad.

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork -2 points-1 points ago

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He is Native American not Asian.

[–]Occupy_Gotham -3 points-2 points ago

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Trolololollol, punch-line was lame in comparison to the build up. Wonder if Chief Sitting dog would have ever gone to the moon.

[–]Ubermensch65five321 -4 points-3 points ago

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