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[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 73 points74 points ago

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/r/bitchimabus

You're welcome.

[–]sebzim4500 15 points16 points ago

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How does that have 1872 readers?

[–]BrightonGoose 34 points35 points ago

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Some time early last year the phrase "bitch I'm a bus!" became popularised due to an annecdote about a bus driver muttering it in disapproval of a nearby car's behaviour.

[–]I-suspect-a-Brit 84 points85 points ago

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  • Brighton in username
  • popularised spelled with an s
  • behaviour spelled with a u

[–]ryedha 5 points6 points ago

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my Henry Higgens sense is telling me he's probably from the southern coast of England

[–]moop44 1 point2 points ago

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I'm surprised it doesn't have more.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 6 points7 points ago

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I think you meant "your"..

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 10 points11 points ago

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Quit "correcting" my grammar! That's the 4th time you've done it, this morning alone!

[–]Yoyo8 11 points12 points ago

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I think he likes you.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 8 points9 points ago

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I think you meant "your"..

[–]tennantsmith 0 points1 point ago

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Awww, the novelty account is imprinting.

[–]venomousbeetle 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly thought I had subscribed to this subreddit when I saw the picture.

[–]RichardoC -2 points-1 points ago

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You are right in your use of "you're".

[–]stereoviper 52 points53 points ago

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Obviously two different buses. Which is stupid because the first half of the gif is funnier anyway.

[–]corroboree 6 points7 points ago

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Did anyone notice the ad on the bus says "Running late?" as it crashes into the tunnel? Too perfect.

[–]Awhite2555 1 point2 points ago

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If I remember correctly the bus crashing into the bridge was staged by the local city as dramatic example of minding the height of your vehicle. The running late might have been related to that.

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

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Yes it is funny. But i really want to know if the breaks were broken or the Bus driver was drunken and/or stupid.

[–]going_around_in 6 points7 points ago

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Who would brake the breaks?

[–]realblublu 2 points3 points ago

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The brake-fixing guy was on a break.

[–]LeastICouldDo-OrLess 2 points3 points ago

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And the brake-fixing guy's car broke, so he couldn't get back from break to fix the bus's broken brakes.

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

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Also, it looks like the first bus will be able to clear that bridge.

[–]patefoisgras 2 points3 points ago

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It can clear just about anything.

[–]SimilarImage 111 points112 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months cantfindone like a bus here 175 623
4 months TeggyBear95 eff traffic here 88 768
5 months lotus2471 THE BUS WILL BE ON TIME here 59 499

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[–]matthewbpt 60 points61 points ago

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I'd like to point out that the OPs image is actually slightly different from these, appending another gif at the end for added comic effect.

[–]arcadeguy 71 points72 points ago

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Yes, it's almost as if they're similar images

[–]Contero 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure "similar images" means in the sense of tineye, where the image is a different size or has a watermark.

In this sense the images aren't "similar" since one contains a significant amount of content that the other doesn't, and I suspect why the results matched is because the algorithm only compares the first frame of an animated gif.

So even though the OP took two reposts and mashed them together, it's still somewhat original content which is worth pointing out before we get our repost pitchforks out.

[–]matthewbpt 0 points1 point ago

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I get that, but it seems a lot don't judging by the comments. I say this so that people realise before complaining about this being a repost when it is technically original content.

[–]SimilarImage 7 points8 points ago

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You're quite correct. While the images are similar they are not same.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 11 points12 points ago

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WTF? A reply?? I thought you were an automated bot!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 5 points6 points ago

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SimilarImage just passed the Turing Test.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god.

THE SINGULARITY HAS BEGUN.

[–]Melancholia 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me this is still the bot.

[–]PantherManther 7 points8 points ago

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I'm a repost! I'm a repost! Awww man....

[–]poo-poo -1 points0 points ago

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Not a repost.

[–]PantherManther 0 points1 point ago

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your entire existence is a repost.

[–]drummer1059 4 points5 points ago

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hooray for this guy

[–]Halite1 5 points6 points ago

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I'M A BRIDGE, MOTHERFUCKER.

[–]eaterofdog 5 points6 points ago

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That's me going anywhere in GTA

[–]imlulz 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lilcheap2[S] 1 point2 points ago

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So I think since you posted this I've shown it to everyone I know

[–]TheChickenLover 8 points9 points ago

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BITCH, I'M A BUS!

[–]trus_the_bus 3 points4 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a bus.

[–]Taytox 3 points4 points ago

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Well fuck..

[–]DeliciousKiwi 4 points5 points ago

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I missed this post when it first happened. Personally, as long as if there's more than a month's gap between them, I'm okay with reposts. Got a good laugh out of this that I wouldn't have had otherwise.

[–]xoolman08 1 point2 points ago

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Such are the lives of rogue buses.

[–]horrorpink 1 point2 points ago

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I bet Sandra Bullock is driving.

[–]ov8chkin 1 point2 points ago

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This would have been a much more fitting ending to the movie Speed

[–]TheRealmsOfGold 1 point2 points ago

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Fake, buses can't talk.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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No one's claiming they talk. That is clearly written communication.

[–]kendrahwithanh 1 point2 points ago

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the bus I was on yesterday did this. it was kind of terrifying.

[–]trigger_hurt 1 point2 points ago

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This is too funny.

[–]samwilliamh 1 point2 points ago

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In case anyone was wondering, the end of the gif where the bus crashes into the bridge was staged in the UK to educate bus drivers on what happens when you try and beat a bridge. The only person on it was the driver.

[–]jcraw69 1 point2 points ago

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I watched this shit so many times and I still can't figure it out - what the fuck was the guy doing? smashing into cars on purpose? asleep? did he just get fired?

what the fuck?

[–]fasullow 1 point2 points ago

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Like a bus.

[–]Local_Insomniac 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch I'm a bridge.

[–]HowYaGuysDoin 9 points10 points ago

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I'm a repost. I'm a repost. Suck my dick. I'm a repost.

[–]Buried_Sleeper 0 points1 point ago

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A wild top deck appears!

[–]elfakyn 0 points1 point ago

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"Running late? Why not ring--"

oh crap

[–]watershot 0 points1 point ago

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Running late?

[–]Amygdala48 0 points1 point ago

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PAZ 3205 - if anyone is interested.

[–]qewbawl 0 points1 point ago

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How Speed actually ends.

[–]Mike_Mercury -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed until I realized...holy fuck, that must have killed a dozen people.

[–]bigbuzz55 0 points1 point ago

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Speed 4: Indonesia

[–]myfangersmellsfunny 0 points1 point ago

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This is the law in some countries I believe. Tourist busses have the complete right of way at all times.

[–]PossiblyTrolling 0 points1 point ago

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BITCH I'M A BUS

[–]ilikebacon97 0 points1 point ago

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You are not a bus sir, you are an RV.

[–]GoingToHellYay 0 points1 point ago

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Already a repost? Fuck you.

[–]TrisiBB 0 points1 point ago

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was that even a bus? it looks like a winnebago

[–]FalconPaunch 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Bulgy.

[–]JeremyR22 0 points1 point ago

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I grew up near a bridge that was struck at least twice by double-decker buses that promptly became open top. In each case, the driver hit it fast enough that they went straight through and left it's crumpled up roof on the ground behind them. First time, the bus was full of kids coming back from a school trip and by sheer luck not one of them was injured - basically if they were older and taller..... Wouldn't have been so good.

After the second time, the council spent loadsamoney installing a roundabout at the junction prior to the bridge to make heading down that way a much more deliberate turn (was pretty much straight before) and installed electronic 'idiot board' signs, triggered by breaking beams at the max safe height for the bridge. It lights up "WARNING OVER-HEIGHT VEHICLE!" with flashing red lights if I recall...

Network Rail also spent loadsamoney replacing the bridge... Turns out hitting 100+ year-old brick arch bridges with buses and a few trucks over the years doesn't do the structure much good... (I actually saw a flatbed carrying piles of straw bales hit it once - the only suitable word is "POOF!")

[–]sheepsix 0 points1 point ago

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Funnier if it was the same bus.

[–]unpopular_comment 0 points1 point ago

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this was combined from two different videos, these are two different buses. OP is a karma whore.

[–]frownykid 0 points1 point ago

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I can't count how many time I've seen this. The only difference is the part where it hit the bridge.

[–]Whines_About_Reposts 0 points1 point ago

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This was awesome!!!!! The first time...

[–]Uglylicious99 0 points1 point ago

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Like a bus.

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch I'm a bus.

[–]Cdf12345 0 points1 point ago

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This really should have been captioned as "bitch I'm a bus"

[–]ibbi105 0 points1 point ago

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"Running late?".. oh the irony

[–]Merwop 0 points1 point ago

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Like a bus

[–]smileyemsen 0 points1 point ago

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Lol

[–]Smoochie88 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a repost I'm a repost Suck my dick I'm a repost

[–]Dambem -2 points-1 points ago

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REPOST DENIED

[–]IAMABRIDGE 0 points1 point ago

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That bus was getting all too cocky. My friend "low_bridge" stopped him.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, those are two different buses.

[–]yourmom1986 -2 points-1 points ago

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Re-post, you're doing it right.

[–]tothemooninaballoon -2 points-1 points ago

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Please post in the right sub. r/bitchimabus

[–]skreendreamz1 -1 points0 points ago

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Running late?

[–]SeaTwertle -3 points-2 points ago

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Repost or not, please tell me there weren't people on the top level of that bus.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -1 points0 points ago

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There weren't people on the top level of that bus.

[–]Kee-Lee-Ann -3 points-2 points ago

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There'd better have been some serious deaths in that.