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[–]Mommyhas4boys 679 points680 points ago

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So disturbing in so many ways...

[–]lilalienguy 146 points147 points ago

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The part that I find most disturbing is how they both have their mouths open. It seems a mixture of anger and mouth-breathing...

[–]lphoenix 50 points51 points ago

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And eerily resembles a blow-up doll too.

[–]tarradog52 10 points11 points ago

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That blow up whale would require the lung capacity of 100 men to inflate it.

[–]i20d 18 points19 points ago

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Split your lungs with blood and thunder, When you see the white whale. Break your backs and crack your oars, men! If you wish to prevail...

[–]CreeperSniffingDog 1 point2 points ago

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woof woof

[–]Daniel_Laixer 16 points17 points ago

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The mother reminds me of this

[–]c0okieninja 8 points9 points ago

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I think this is closer.

[–]unisyst 1 point2 points ago

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Gonna go with a classic on this one.

[–]Alchemist_92 292 points293 points ago*

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.

EDIT: If nobody has seen this, we made r/shitredditsays

Link for the brave

[–]DoggleDZ 412 points413 points ago

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Teach it. Teach it with knowledge.

[–]jakfischer 120 points121 points ago

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Eat it. Eat it with 2 Am Chili.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 173 points174 points ago*

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Nice, but there is a faster way.
1.) Brown the meat IN the pot (this way you don't get the pan dirty)
2.) When the meat is done, throw the onions in there and roast them
3.) After that, throw everything else in there (minimum: 1 can of corn, 1-2 cans of kidney beans, 1 can of tomates)
4.) Add seasoning (no need to mix it in an extra pot; you can also add it earlier if you want, doesn't matter)
5.) Let simmer for as long as you like (anything between a few minutes and hours)
6.) Serve and eat

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points ago

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Didn't come to these comments expecting chili. Left pleasantly surprised. 10/10

[–]amazinnn 49 points50 points ago

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A+++ would read again

[–]Biosfear 3 points4 points ago

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A++++ would eat again

[–]cozeffect2 18 points19 points ago

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So. Hungry. Right. Now.

[–]sidepart 3 points4 points ago

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Corn? ...

[–]axrael 3 points4 points ago

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corn in chili! so it looks the same going out as it did going in!

[–]Watergems 1 point2 points ago

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Also, fish the packet of chili powder out of the trash and dump out the Gringo's spice recipe that uses sugar & white flour.

[–]johnq-pubic 7 points8 points ago

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Wash it. Wash it with ice soap !

[–]Dwayne_Jason 5 points6 points ago

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[–]vermilion8 1 point2 points ago

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I bookmarked this shit, thanks!! :-D

[–]king_bestestes 1 point2 points ago

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MEAT SLOP.

[–]EmptyEctoplasm 1 point2 points ago

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Tagged as "Chili Master"

[–]Alchemist_92 1 point2 points ago

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Tagged you as "Posts irrelevant but delicious things"

[–]vxx 3 points4 points ago

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I think there is no way to teach the mother with knowledge.

On the other Side: The little girl is copying it perfectly.

I had a good laugh. The longer i watched, the more intensive it became.

[–]Persiankobra 10 points11 points ago

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you have earned a +1 internet token

[–]Legio_X 1 point2 points ago

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Fire is a lot more reliable than knowledge.

[–]tytotabuki 8 points9 points ago

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There isn't any amount of fire in the world that could kill that! what do we do?

[–]2min2mid 2 points3 points ago

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nuke it from orbit...

[–]Ashex 15 points16 points ago

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Watch it again at 2x then toss in some haunting music.

[–]jakfischer 36 points37 points ago

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Like this?

[–]Ashex 63 points64 points ago

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I was thinking more like this.

[–]jakfischer 18 points19 points ago

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Are we bad people for doing this?

[–]nicesalamander 1 point2 points ago

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i'm in pain from that.

[–]elkjassss 2 points3 points ago

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serious pain...think I've ruptured something...can't stop, mwhahaaha, snort...

[–]Sentient545 7 points8 points ago

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Oh man, why would you ruin One-Winged Angel like that?

[–]skakruk 9 points10 points ago

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Hahahahahahaha this is fucking disturbing.

[–]saywhatisobvious 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Jjunior130 1 point2 points ago

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\m/

[–]AptMoniker 121 points122 points ago

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"DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA, HONEY BOO-BOO."

[–]Stregano 476 points477 points ago

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You know, if we stop watching the show and paying attention to it, it will go away. I am proud to say that I have never seen an episode of that show.

[–]cricketpants 315 points316 points ago

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The show will go away, but those moms and their children will still exist.

[–]mikek3 132 points133 points ago

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In 15 years that kid will be in therapy three days week.

[–][deleted] 174 points175 points ago

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I can't wait until the first episode of "Teens without Tiaras" on MTV.

[–]Veggieleezy 130 points131 points ago

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More likely, "Teen Moms Without Tiaras"...

[–]cmotdibbler 51 points52 points ago

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and the cycle starts all over again...

[–]Veggieleezy 48 points49 points ago

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There is a season, turn, turn, turn...

[–]WalterFStarbuck 8 points9 points ago

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To everything, burn, burn, burn.

[–]cmotdibbler 2 points3 points ago

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Going to need a block and tackle system with a couple of strong young bucks to move that mass.

[–]thefirebuilds 9 points10 points ago

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Please alert me when this starts. I'm in.

[–]yojay 14 points15 points ago

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Done. I wrote a reminder down on a scrap piece of paper. I will put it somewhere safe and remember to track you down when the time comes.

[–]OverAllGENIUS 1 point2 points ago

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Wait...You don't have Reddit Enhancement Suite?

[–]toxicmischief 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thefirebuilds 1 point2 points ago

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We're counting on you, YoJay!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You mean 16 and pregnant?

[–]Spoonofdarkness 27 points28 points ago

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By therapy, do you mean swinging on a stripper pole?

[–]thefirebuilds 8 points9 points ago

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I'd watch that!

[–]frreekfrreely 1 point2 points ago

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No doubt this is how they will earn the money to pay for therapy.

[–]cricketpants 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. My point is getting rid of the show will not get rid of the problem. These types of people existed before we put them on tv and they will long after the show has run its course.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 2 points3 points ago

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And thus the show was born

[–]mrpopenfresh 86 points87 points ago

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Unless your'e a middle class, stay at home mom, it probably isn't aimed at your demographic anyways.

[–]PastaNinja 99 points100 points ago

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What? The world doesn't revolve around reddit? GET OUTTA HERE!

Plus our petition against EA is going so well!

I think I've hit my sarcasm quota for the day with this post.

[–]thekilljoy 17 points18 points ago

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I think that EA quip blows you out for the next week.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 9 points10 points ago

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Ooooohhhhhh bboooyyyy isn't EA SOOOOO great!?

How about that?

[–]thekilljoy 11 points12 points ago

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You're done for the year, welcome to the honest life.

[–]spleazeball 40 points41 points ago

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Because us middle-class, stay-at-home-Moms have an insatiable desire to watch grown women exploit small children.

[–]mrpopenfresh 22 points23 points ago

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I'm sure more of them watch TLC than browse reddit.

[–]katsugi 26 points27 points ago

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Not I, said the Kat.

[–]wendysNO1wcheese 5 points6 points ago

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Are there still middle class stay at home moms?

[–]spleazeball 13 points14 points ago

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I'm one, but it's a tough choice these days and hard to make it work. Anyhoo, I've never watched this show in my life.

[–]Ozyman666 6 points7 points ago

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Upvote for anyhoo.

[–]knottyy 2 points3 points ago

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What show?

[–]JediDwag 5 points6 points ago

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I've been doing that with the entirety of television for years. :<

[–]mphetameme 1 point2 points ago

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Me too I guess... I'm browsing these comments to see what show it is.

[–]Stregano 1 point2 points ago

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It is called Toddlers and Tiaras. It is about moms who force their toddlers into beauty pageants. I know about the show, and now you know about the show. I promise you the world will be a better place if you leave it at just knowing what the show is.

If you want to watch an awesome competition reality show, watch BBQ PitMasters. That show is all about BBQ Pitmasters who travel all around the country winning bbq competitions. Much better reality show about competing. Both shows are currently on Netflix Streaming.

EDIT: I added a few ' when they were not needed

[–]SardonicNihilist 1 point2 points ago

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I'm proud to say I didn't realise this is from a television program.

[–]flamingtangerine 347 points348 points ago

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Do you people not realise that you are the target demographic? This type of program is little more than a modern day freak show. It parades the worst of society in front of us, so that we can all hate them and pat ourselves on the back for not being as god awful as they are. This is also the reason why Jersey Shore is so popular.

[–]NickDouglas 147 points148 points ago

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Relevant Mitchell & Webb sketch.

"The point is that everyone will think they're the only one to have noticed that the contestants are all idiots. I've got a hunch that for some reason, people will think that this never stops being worth commenting upon."

[–]floatablepie 35 points36 points ago*

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"They show up just the same."

Dear god, it's beautiful in it's cynical sinisterness.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 8 points9 points ago

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"Also, it smells of cum!"

[–]TotalBiscuit 16 points17 points ago

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Well I dunno about you but I personally don't like it because it exploits children ಠ_ಠ

[–]gigitrix 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, you can't exactly say "don't like it don't watch it". That may work for Big Brother and whatever the latest shit Simon Cowell is pumping out, but there's serious consent issues here. Lines have been crossed that make such exploitation uncomfortable for me, even though I have no interest in consuming the product.

People watch this program to gawk at the crazies, but all this really achieves is giving crazy a paycheck and reinforcing their behaviour, at the detriment of a child's mental health and wellbeing.

[–]prince_of_tacoma 7 points8 points ago

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It is the reason John Waters is so successful and famous. Because we as humanity enjoy watching other people fail miserably at being decent people.

[–]CoronelBuendia 1 point2 points ago

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But it's not that I hate the people on the show. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure if I met them I would find them despicable, but as is I just don't give a fuck about them. What I hate is that people actually pay attention. This type of shit is poison for the mind. I have an eight-year-old sister who watches this dance moms garbage and says that she "loves the drama", and that makes me think about premeditated murder. Fucking irresponsible parenting if you ask me.

[–]BigOrangeBall 1 point2 points ago

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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[–]Stregano 3 points4 points ago*

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False. The cast of Jersey Shore (per person) makes $50,000.

Those freak shows makes more in an episode than most of us make in a year (Well, most of them).

This is TV now. This is entertainment now.

Please read at least 1 of the AMA's from people who work behind the scenes in these shows.

I have no clue what the people in this show get paid, but I know that people on Jersey Shore get paid very well. It is not just a freak show anymore when people get paid that much.

EDIT: $50,000 an episode. My mistake on that

[–]KingNick 10 points11 points ago

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I watch Jersey Shore because Vinny and Pauly are fucking hilarious. That and trainwreck.

But seriously...my GF and I watch Toddlers and Tiaras just to laugh our asses off at how fucking crazy the Moms are. We just watched one where the shows director was some hood-ass black chick that was just scamming everyone and once she had all the entrance fee money, she dipped. LOL wasn't even a real pageant! Best episode ever.

[–]mafoo 23 points24 points ago

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It's fine for you to like it, but you should understand that you're supporting and encouraging something that's truly awful and damaging for children. And not in a 'Oops something fucked-up happened, guess I'll watch the trainwreck'-kinda way like AFV, but in a 'Oh, people find child abuse entertaining? Guess we'll pay these people to fuck up their children'-kinda way.

[–]xxTheseGoTo11xx 6 points7 points ago

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Exactly. I feel like the entire demographic keeping abominations like this in existence are the self-proclaimed "Oh I just watch it because it's awful and I get a kick out of it" crowd. If you don't like it, stop giving it the views/attention it doesn't deserve. If you ARE watching it, stop pretending that you're not supporting it.

[–]MemeticOutlaw 3 points4 points ago

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But these things have existed before the show started. The show has no influence on these things happening, all it does is observe these people. It would be like saying that by watching Animal Planet you're supporting cute animals getting mauled to death.

[–]mafoo 2 points3 points ago

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The show has no influence on these things happening, all it does is observe these people.

Reality TV shows are not documentaries. They shows are heavily-edited and even scripted in some cases. Of course the producers have influence on things happening, are you kidding me? Ever since the days of The Real World producers have encouraged - directly and indirectly - these people to play up their insane bullshit. With this show there just happens to be children that are subjected to this insane bullshit, which must do wonders for them.

[–]MemeticOutlaw 1 point2 points ago

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Well.

Um, hm. That's a fairly good argument I guess. Can't really think of anything else to say. I guess it just depends on how cynical your view of "reality" is.

[–]Ditario 11 points12 points ago

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It's entertainment.

Just that.

People need to stop expecting life lessons or mind fuck intelligent twists from reality TV shows. Jersey Shore is a "Good Show" if you look at it as pure entertainment.

The same way that Jesters & Clowns were entertaining, to give one small example.

[–]ablebodiedmango 11 points12 points ago

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What is entertaining about watching people in set-up situations act like fuckheads because they know there will be no consequence to their actions and because they're being paid for it?

You can do that shit in your backyard

[–]aumanchi 26 points27 points ago

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False, you will not be paid.

[–]ablebodiedmango 25 points26 points ago

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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass!

[–]sidepart 56 points57 points ago

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e------------------|

B-3---5--5/7--7----|

G-4---5--5/7---7~-|

D-0---0--0---------|

A------------------|

E------------------|

[–]brawr 13 points14 points ago

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I read those tabs and heard it in my mind. I feel like a wizard

[–]larrylizard 3 points4 points ago

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Sounds like Jackass. Why do I like Jackass but not Jersey Shore and the like?

[–]ablebodiedmango 30 points31 points ago

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Well the reason Jackass became such a phenomena is a combination of things -

1) They do real stunts and put themselves in great bodily harm; whether that is being stupid or not. Jersey Shore crew's biggest threat is a trained stuntman coming up to them pretending like he wants to be in a fight.

2) They are genuinely entertaining people in of themselves. They aren't "acting" and they don't have to. Their interactions aren't funny because they're snobby whiny assholes who are oblivious to the world around them, they're funny because they're silly and relatable. You'll see this when they fall over laughing at a stunt/prank they pull on someone else.

3) They weren't making a lot of money when it started out. They started off as just a bunch of kids making videos of themselves doing stunts or skating videos. Thus, they actually in a way "earned" what they have now. Jersey Shore is just a freak show, where the actors have no redeemable qualities and made hay out of that fact.

[–]larrylizard 7 points8 points ago

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It certainly gives off a friendly/fun/good vibe, but that could just be me wanting the things I like to be better than everyone else's. Thanks for articulating that well.

[–]ambushka 47 points48 points ago

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[–]nibbles200 24 points25 points ago

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WTF @ 5:38~40. Just nasty.

[–]TheMightyDane 9 points10 points ago

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must've been a small piece of baby stuck in her windpipes.

[–]thewasko 10 points11 points ago

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It's...like an inward burp. I find it hysterical that they kept it on the show.

[–]Frankeh 12 points13 points ago

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What. The. Fuck.

I'd heard about this show but not seen it. That's seriously fucked up and that poor little girl! She's funny as hell and then she's made to do that demeaning shit.

Fuck I'm angry. Let kids be kids ffs.

[–]cynognathus 4 points5 points ago

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All that toilet paper...

[–]prof9000 10 points11 points ago

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My god that shit is NSFL

[–]Dopplegangr1 12 points13 points ago

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"We're not hurting her"

"We tried the pixie stix... we went through 15 bags in one pageant"

Yeah, not like giving your 6 year old a shit ton of sugar is bad.

[–]TangledUpInBlue348 1 point2 points ago

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She looks like she eats worse than that for breakfast each morning....

[–]peepeesoakedheckhole 2 points3 points ago

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4:30 is the gif. I threw up in my mouth. Fuck this show.

[–]citrusfury 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my god the kid sounds like Lumpy Space Princess...

[–]Themiffins 1 point2 points ago

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She sounds like Constance from Monster House.

[–]larpas 158 points159 points ago

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That's disgusting.

[–]abluecardigan 88 points89 points ago

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[–]striketrue[S] 64 points65 points ago

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CEE LO GREEN IS BORN

[–]AptMoniker 16 points17 points ago

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♫ ♬ Be free & express yo'self — do what comes nat'rally. ♬ ♫

[–]skiwf42 4 points5 points ago

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That is a superb rendition of the truffle shuffle.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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hahaha... what is this from? That kid's face is priceless.

[–]CaidenTheGreat 117 points118 points ago

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I assume that is Toddlers in Tiaras, that show is disgusting and needs to be taken off TV...

[–]Kashue 19 points20 points ago

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I saw that they put it on Netflix! Now I'm inadvertently paying Netflix to stream this shit.

[–]theevildead84 46 points47 points ago

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Show is total pedo bait. They're the ones keeping it on the air.

[–]dmsheldon87 25 points26 points ago

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Just so we're clear: are you saying that the executives of TLC are pedophiles?

[–]alexyork3d 59 points60 points ago

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They might be pedos but they're definitely cunts.

[–]hatekillpuke 38 points39 points ago

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I love that band.

[–]The_Sign_Painter 11 points12 points ago

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What's your favorite single?

Mine is "It's awwwwright" off of the album Free Candy.

[–]Vortiman 8 points9 points ago

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They Might Be Pedos.

[–]zaper002 1 point2 points ago

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You're older than your wife has been and now you're even older...

[–]ablebodiedmango 3 points4 points ago

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Well, considering that a producer of Kate Plus 8 was a pedo, I wouldn't be surprised.

[–]CoronelBuendia 12 points13 points ago

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I've actually personally known a pedophile who was disgusted by Toddlers in Tiaras. Not even all pedophiles are OK with child abuse.

[–]JoustingTimberflake 6 points7 points ago

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TV or no TV, this will happen anyways. What they need to do is forbid the sexualization of kids.

[–]torwori 49 points50 points ago

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Has anyone ever noticed that 99% of the moms on this show are very obese? Seems to me like they're projecting their own insecurities (and a whole bunch of other bull) onto their children. ಠ_ಠ

[–]neelshiv 52 points53 points ago

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That mother is very unattractive, in physical appearance and from everything that I can infer about per personality.

[–]zachtehpimp 2 points3 points ago

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I saw this episode, because my mom was watching it, and I can in fact say she has a terrible personality. Also, she's one of those coupon freaks and her family calls her "the coupon queen". Seriously it's terrible

[–]D0DW377 38 points39 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Yes, he cross-dresses with his daughter for competitions like these.

[–]silent_p 2 points3 points ago

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So he has a son.

[–]VAtexter 35 points36 points ago

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Everyone involved in any way with Toddlers and Tiaras should be in jail.

[–]Xena93 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. They are practically giving pedophiles masturbating material. It's sick.

[–]beanso 23 points24 points ago

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Poor girls.

This one has "special juice" to hype her up for performances and it's just mountain dew. She drinks probably like 2 bottles per day, horrible stuff to do to your kid.

[–]ghsteo 11 points12 points ago

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Saw a link last week sometime about how they did a study on Mountain Dew and it's effect on your brain. Imagine being fucking 6 and drinking 2 bottles of MD a day. Yeah this kid is gonna be fucked up for a while.

[–]deadsoon 30 points31 points ago

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I work in a restaurant and it is crazy what people feed their kids. Kids that are too young to talk get Dr. Pepper, Raspberry Lemonade, Coke, and Shirley Temples (Sprite (carbonated sugar water)with grenadine(cherry flavored liquid sugar) and maraschino cherries (sugar cured)).

I have heard this exchange more than once:

Mom: She'll have a shirley temple.

Kid: I don't want that. I want water.

Mom: No! Try it! You'll like it!

Kid: I just want water, mom.

Mom: Get her a shirley temple.

[–]ghsteo 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah I worked in restaurants for about 8 years before finally getting a big boy job. I experience the same thing, "oh our special lil darling will take chocolate milk."

I'm on a ketogenic diet and it's even worse now that I look back on it and think how that kid was so fat. Could feel nothing but sorry for him since he really had no choice in the matter.

[–]Killfuck_Soulshitter 24 points25 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Don't talk shit about chocolate milk!

[–]briguy57 1 point2 points ago

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What's wrong with chocolate milk?

[–]PalermoJohn 4 points5 points ago

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These are the situations where you "accidentally" trip and the Shirley Temple goes all over the mom.

[–]Mandena 1 point2 points ago

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God dammit if I don't love MD but it makes me feel terrible whenever I drink it after a while.

[–]KetchupMustard101 11 points12 points ago

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Middle of seminar, can't look away, must not laugh, must not laugh, oh dear god....leave seminar...breathe....

[–]Sniper_Guz 9 points10 points ago

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What in the blue FUCK was that?

[–]NemesisEnforcer 35 points36 points ago

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Did she eat the rest of her young? Good lord her chins have chins.

[–]theblitheringidiot 14 points15 points ago

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It's chins all the way down.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago*

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I have to admit that I've watched T&T a few times. This is a fascinating and entertaining program. It's like insanity captured on film.

[–]kendrahwithanh 17 points18 points ago

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it should just be against the rules for the parents to coach and dance from the seats. 1) because it seems unfair and 2) because they are all hideous monsters and it's terrifying.

[–]Prof_Proof 28 points29 points ago

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KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS MORE EGGS

[–]deadsoon 9 points10 points ago

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If you smash it you will unleash thousands of its babies.

[–]LegendOfPokemon 3 points4 points ago

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Which is more disturbing; The mom or child?

[–]terref 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 20 points21 points ago

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I'm sitting here imagining the noises coming out of its mouth and I can't stop giggling.

[–]JoustingTimberflake 15 points16 points ago

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its

Accurate.

[–]meatwad1987 11 points12 points ago

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i'm just trying to figure out,who would breed with that

[–]HITLARIOUS 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Akseba 2 points3 points ago

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It's difficult to find the answer because equally obese and repulsive men with no better options don't exist... right?

[–]Onironaute 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it's like a queen bee or a termite queen. They start out normal but as soon as the baby production kicks in, they get humongous.

[–]KratistJo 6 points7 points ago

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Now that Toddlers in Tiaras is on Netflix, my girlfriend watches it daily. I like to imagine it's satire on a weird subculture. I wish there were more awkward cutaways to disapproving characters, with Ron Howard narrating.

[–]wellhushmypuppies 7 points8 points ago

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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[–]originsquigs 6 points7 points ago

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Child pagentry is one of the the most disgusting things on this planet. Parents of the participating child are so ridiculous and gung-ho about them it is disgusting. What these people do to win would be considered child abuse in any other aspect of life.

[–]FanOfRedditFTW 8 points9 points ago

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Crazy moms

[–]purpleghost89 11 points12 points ago

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I want more gifs from this show so I don't have to actually watch it.

[–]silianrail 4 points5 points ago

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Terrifying. Nothing more to say.

[–]dr_spacelad 2 points3 points ago

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So I was listening to this song when I opened this .gif and I was transfixed for a good minute.

[–]chodeys 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Darth_Bane24 2 points3 points ago

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You know what's funny is that the little girl is mimicking her mother's every move, down to the wide open mouth...but that's how the mother breathes and her daughter doesn't realize that.

[–]Reddit_Kung_Fu 2 points3 points ago

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makes me sad knowing this is out there. made me happy to listen to my mom blow a gasket about this horrible mom and how she wouldn't sell me like this for anything in the world.

thing is, you don't appreciated being raised right until it's over. thanks mom and dad for not putting me through any of this shit.

[–]paniq 2 points3 points ago

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Some people have really disturbing Kinect avatars.

[–]Teknofobe 11 points12 points ago

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From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

[–]ilook2 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck that show pisses me off...I just want to jump kick that mom in the gut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]striketrue[S] 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think you'd have to jump

[–]lbeckett 5 points6 points ago

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I love turning Toddlers and Tiaras on when my dads in the room. He gets so rattled and starts ranting for a good 5 minutes about the parents.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It's not funny, somebody should push that poor animal back into the ocean.

[–]seafood10 6 points7 points ago

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This is Child Abuse, Seriously! After all the 'hoopla' that was flying around I actually watched about 20 minutes of a show and was stunned. I am far from a 'prude', am not religious, have an 18 month old son and when you have 3 year old girls dancing and wearing essentially lingerie you have the makings of a Pedo's dream. I saw a girl who was barely old enough to talk wearing a top like Madonna's 'bullet titties' top. There is absolutely NO Purpose for this sick shit, these girls are going to have some issues later in life but the fat whale 'Mothers' cannot see that and rather focus on their own fucked up childhood and try to relive it in a better way through their children.

[–]HeyZeusCreaseToast 3 points4 points ago

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That is "Honey Boo Boo Child" and her Mother.

[–]JimothyBilliam 3 points4 points ago

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I remember when I used to watch shows about the universe on TLC. And the Secret Life of Machines. I was actually learning stuff on the learning channel.

[–]gr33n3rsw33n3r 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck everything about this.

[–]Gothiks 1 point2 points ago

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Why are 90% of the moms on these shows so obese?

[–]CheekySprite 1 point2 points ago

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Threw up in my mouth a little...

[–]DarkyTyrell 1 point2 points ago

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Man the harpoons!

[–]no_more_jokes 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly don't see why reddit finds this funny. The consensus seems to be that this show is so sick and morally appalling that it's funny, but for me it's just morally appalling.

[–]dstew74 1 point2 points ago

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Don't take mah bucket.

[–]walrusii 1 point2 points ago

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The world would be so much less funny if not for obesity.

[–]BobbyxLo 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else make roar sounds in your head while watching this?

[–]Sab666 1 point2 points ago

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And to think.. someone out there thought it would be a good idea to stick their dick in that.

[–]BeondTheGrave 1 point2 points ago

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[–]muncho 1 point2 points ago

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[–]holly2680 1 point2 points ago

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I heard whale songs in my head while I watched this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That kid is adorable when she isn't mimicking the awful shit she learned from her mother. Such a shame. I hope she grows up to be a decent person without any mental issues (or no more than what is expected with an average person).

[–]zijl 1 point2 points ago

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a baby whale is called a calf?

[–]Sexymuzaphuka 1 point2 points ago

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Just wait 15 years...

[–]Hip-Hopster 5 points6 points ago

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I feel like you should need a doctor's recommendation to be allowed raise children. Not have them, just raise them.