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[–]Kaziticus 91 points92 points ago

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It's good to know mine aren't the only ones that are absolutely fascinated by that which is their mortal enemy, the bringer of water.

[–]Tylertc13 17 points18 points ago

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I thought mine were the only ones as well. One of mine actually jumped in the shower with me when he was a kitten.

I've never seen a cat run that fast...

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 63 points64 points ago

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I think you meant "they're mortal enemy"..

[–]joke-explainer 38 points39 points ago

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The commenter is parodying persons who correct other persons' grammatical errors, colloquially known as Grammar Nazis, by miscorrecting correct grammar, as implied by his name.

[–]JokeExplainer 43 points44 points ago

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Explaining novelty accounts now?

Is nothing beneath you?

[–]Disisidi 20 points21 points ago

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MORE DRAMA NEEDS TO DEVELOPE FROM THIS!

[–]HayzuesKreestow 8 points9 points ago

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Somebody make a really complex and abstract joke, and see which of these fuckers can explain it better. - A good ol' fashioned 'splain-off.

[–]theshinepolicy 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahahahah

[–]hydrogenous 5 points6 points ago

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[–]EgonAllanon 1 point2 points ago

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hmmmm we appear to have a highlander type scenario here

[–]JokeExplainer 2 points3 points ago

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Heeeeeeeeeeeere we are,
born to be kings,
We're the novelty accounts
shitting up all your reddit threads

That doesn't even rhyme.

Oh, and something that explains Highlander references. Etc.

[–]KaneinEncanto -1 points0 points ago

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So not so much a Grammar Nazi, but a Grammar Schultz?

[–]KudosX[S] 16 points17 points ago

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At first I was confused, then I laughed entirely too much, thanks Awful_Grammar_Nazi.

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

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You're everywhere today, like a bad rash.

[–]ericdjobs 1 point2 points ago

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Same here... my cats always need to be in the shower with me (on the side of the tub)

And ANY running water source absolutely fascinates them... they splash in it etc... also the bathroom faucet.. they are always sitting up there crying to me to turn it on for them.. they won't even touch their water bowl anymore

[–]drspod 2 points3 points ago

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Smart cats; running water is less likely to be toxic than stagnant water.

[–]bdpf 1 point2 points ago

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Really, just put out fresh water for them.

[–]eaterofdog 20 points21 points ago

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My cats get between the inner and outer curtains and meow loudly while I shower. As soon as I'm done, they lick the delicious shower water off of the walls. EVERY MORNING.

[–]stray1ight 4 points5 points ago

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I'm glad it's not just mine ...

[–]be_mindful 1 point2 points ago

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mine does it while i'm in there.

then that asshole gets downright indignant when he gets some water splashed on his head. asshole.

[–]knirefnel 1 point2 points ago

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My dad's cat was rescued, went wild, then recaptured so she has some issues. She never drinks from the water dish. Instead, shower, the aquarium, christmas tree.

[–]Crim91 39 points40 points ago

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That's when you sneak up and turn on the water to full blast. Trust me, it's fucking hilarious.

[–]GundamWang 18 points19 points ago

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And make sure you're naked first.

[–]jakfischer 19 points20 points ago

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...and make sure you grab your spouse from the couch

[–]bland_username 24 points25 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[–]kn0ck 6 points7 points ago

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They seem to be looking in different directions.

[–]stufff 5 points6 points ago

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Huh... you're right. Can't unsee.

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[–]bland_username 0 points1 point ago

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Well then. Can't unsee, indeed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just one of Gregory J.P. Godek's antics.

[–]anexanhume 23 points24 points ago

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We require the water of life to become reverend meowers.

[–]A_Cylon_Raider 25 points26 points ago

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[–]lesser_panjandrum 2 points3 points ago

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The one on the right is the Katsatz Haderscratch.

[–]bland_username 1 point2 points ago

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I like you.

[–]linds360 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Daprotagonist 6 points7 points ago

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"Okay... when it comes out, you hold it down and ill rip its shit up"

[–]Knight5 20 points21 points ago

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Ahh reddit. Reposts his own picture, still get upvotes because it's cats. Please never change.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 18 points19 points ago

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I forgive you for reposting your own photo, because this is pretty adorable.

[–]KudosX[S] 17 points18 points ago

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Thanks, I normally don't respost, but when I do, it's because it was an original photo that I thought deserved better than being 20 pages deep in /r/funny.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 3 points4 points ago

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No harm, no foul!

[–]Ziggarot 0 points1 point ago

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Awww hell naw! I have the same tub with the same faucet/tap and adjuster!

[–]StonePaleAle 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote #2. Please post the 'After' picture or gif.

[–]ZarboktheMunificent 2 points3 points ago

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My parents have the EXACT same fixtures.

[–]brenda_walsh 1 point2 points ago

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My cats do the same thing except they no longer wait for me to exit the tub before jumping in.

[–]ihunyack 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe there's a mouse stuck up there!

[–]phukka 1 point2 points ago

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My cats just don't give a fuck in regards to fixures. Yours, however, seem awesome.

I couldn't stand not turning the water on full blast, though. Would be hilarious.

[–]Squalor- 1 point2 points ago

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If only all one had to do to get a pussy wet was turn a conspicuously placed knob.

[–]tkddude100 1 point2 points ago

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turn it on on them!

[–]leshake 1 point2 points ago*

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Cats LOVE running water. They are attracted by instinct because running water is usually cleaner.

[–]LazloHollifeld 1 point2 points ago

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Those 2 cats look exactly like my 2 cats. So much so that a friend texted and asked I posted it. I felt a little violated thinking that someone would break into my house and photograph my cats, but then I saw that the shower is much cleaner than mine. Now I find myself wishing someone would break in and clean my shower, feel free to pay yourself in kitty karmas.

[–]Sockatees 1 point2 points ago

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...Soon

[–]TexanInExile 0 points1 point ago

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...for the roaches to swarm out.

[–]csbriski 0 points1 point ago

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My stupid cat will sit by the bathroom door and meows until we come turn the water on. Same with food. He knows what time he gets fed, and he starts meowing a good 30 minutes early.

[–]Lostfiniel 0 points1 point ago

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Our cats do this but we turn the water on for them. Just a trickle of water and they love it. All three cats take turns drinking.

[–]epsilona01 0 points1 point ago

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Mine would jump into the tub, and demand that I turn on the water, which obviously got him wet, and he jumped out. Yet, he would return to the tub next time, and ask again.

Solution? A cup of water in the tub, I refill it every day when I get out of the shower. Both cats love it. Insane little critters.

[–]obstreperousartist 0 points1 point ago

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at least they have each other

[–]hoobityha 0 points1 point ago

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two cats, one spout.

[–]Gramage 0 points1 point ago

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Wacky i have the exact same faucet.

[–]jambon75 0 points1 point ago

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I got my 14 year old cat one of those cat fountains for Christmas and he sits by it like this now! You can't leave it running because it damages the pump so if you don't see him go to it, he pokes his head out from behind the couch and meows to let you know it's time for a drink. The cat is in charge of the house, no point in pretending otherwise.

[–]stray1ight 0 points1 point ago

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You're not supposed to leave those plugged in?? Crap ...

[–]ericdjobs 0 points1 point ago

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I really need to get my cats one of those.... They don't TOUCH their water bowl anymore..

The routine is to hop up to the bathroom sink, paw at the knobs... figure out they're not getting it turned on.. start meowing with this annoying high-pitched meow until someone comes and turns the water on.

They refuse to drink standing water now, it has to be running... argh

[–]maeelstrom 0 points1 point ago

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WOW. How did you get into our house? We have 2 cats that are almost identical to those two...and our faucet is the same....and I use the same shampoo! And yes, they looove the sweet,sweet shower water.

[–]ncapone 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does the exact same thing. Like other people in this thread, I was certain mine was the only one that does this. I bought her a bubbler hoping that she would stop doing this, but it doesn't seem to have worked. Why do they love the tub spout so much?

[–]another1bitezthedust 0 points1 point ago

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I have the same exact faucet fixtures... That's weird.

[–]ExpendableGuy 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does that as well. I just always assumed she was paying respects to the shower god, praying for another water-free day.

[–]Weegemonster5000 0 points1 point ago

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We keetuhs haz long drought. Eets this or dee toilet, we wait.

[–]pyrosheep 0 points1 point ago

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I thought only my cat does that!

[–]Boomies 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw this picture the first think I thought was, "Why does this person have a picture of my cats?" I have cats that look literally the same but only the black one likes to hang out in the tub.

[–]verdatum 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate's cat used to do this. We found out it was because his water dish had so much bacteria (so-called "pink algae") at the bottom of it, that it wasn't any good to drink. He was using bathtub faucets and the errant open toilet to get by. Once we cleaned the dish, the behavior stopped. I'm not saying this is your situation, but if you see this behavior, scrub out water dishes thoroughly; your cats might thank you!

[–]afxtal 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty good indication that you need to change their water bowl. They're waiting for fresh water because the water in their bowl doesn't taste good anymore.

[–]remoteingenuity 0 points1 point ago

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My cats do this too. Is it normal?

[–]controlpoint 0 points1 point ago

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wow, i got two cats and they look exactly the same.

[–]moderate 0 points1 point ago

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That's some nice ass Moen tub and shower trim.

[–]boycockgirlcockeieio 0 points1 point ago

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why does your bathroom look exactly like mine? do you live here?

[–]c0howda 0 points1 point ago

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is there a .gif of what happens when the water is turned on...

[–]xcalisallpowerful 0 points1 point ago

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♫ Waiting on a world to change...♫

[–]Ducksaucey 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Blackstaff 0 points1 point ago

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Lots of kitties prefer to have running water that is located some distance from their main source of food. That's just how they are.

[–]MotorBoat12 0 points1 point ago

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Oh! The Nostalgia!

[–]JackTerron 0 points1 point ago

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I also use head and shoulders. Dandruff's a bitch, right?

[–]julio1219 0 points1 point ago

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can we PLEASE stop with these idiotic cat pictures! IT ISN'T FUNNY!

[–]stereoviper 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Septik_aydz 0 points1 point ago

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I swear thats the tub in the house I renovated as a pre-teen... I can almost see the stain from my....