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[–]benjammin54321 76 points77 points ago

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Not a fuck given

[–]mrspaznout 82 points83 points ago

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maybe just one. "oh fuck, i better take a picture of that."

[–]riversofgore 22 points23 points ago

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This guy doesn't even know what a fuck is.

[–]tagged_ya_ass -4 points-3 points ago

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If you were hanging from a cliff, gettin' ready to fall to your death, and this guy was at the top of the cliff, and all you needed was a fuck to save your life, and he had a pocket full of fucks...he wouldn't give you one.

"Hey, man, I need a fuck!"

"Ohh, you know I don't give a fuck.

-chris rock

[–]Silicon_Hydra 5 points6 points ago

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and with such grace.

[–]Ho_Bear 3 points4 points ago

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Is he... Spiderman?!

[–]insertuniquename 0 points1 point ago

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I checked comments just to make sure this was the first comment I saw.

[–]ispyreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, typical photographer, just needs his/her shot.

[–]xoolman08 46 points47 points ago

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My favorite part of this is how he re-crosses his legs casually after almost getting his legs blown out from underneath him.

[–]slayer8a 102 points103 points ago

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That was to keep the poop from falling out of his shorts.

[–]initialsdrummer 9 points10 points ago

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Wow, that car turned his jeans into shorts too? Damn that was close.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Undershorts.

[–]bakerie 3 points4 points ago

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You mean his boxers?

[–]FUCK_WIZARD[S] 19 points20 points ago

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In Britain I believe they call them shorty-worty deedlydoos.

[–]lt200420 -1 points0 points ago

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panties.

[–]joeldavis 3 points4 points ago

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dm;dd (doesn't matter; didn't die)

[–]veddoo 28 points29 points ago

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a true photographer...

[–]NonAmerican 12 points13 points ago

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Well, a person with knowledge in structural engineering would trust a reinforced concrete column to beat car.

[–]capt_0bvious 24 points25 points ago

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your knowledge means nothing when your brain sees a 2000lb object flying at you. Albert Einstein would shit his pants if he was there.

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 4 points5 points ago

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Albert Einstein would shit his pants if he was there.

This is my new threshold metric for frightening events. Thanks.

[–]Freeroot 23 points24 points ago

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Is anyone else wondering what happened with the camera through which we are viewing this? Seemed like someone probably got bitch slapped with a car.

[–]fearofthesky 19 points20 points ago

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I think it may have been a fixed camera set a fair way back from the accident, but zoomed in significantly.

[–]Freeroot 0 points1 point ago

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That makes a lot of sense as the camera didn't move when the car wrecked.

[–]sixothree 3 points4 points ago

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when this was posted some years ago , there was an article; this spot is lousy for those accidents so it was expecgted.

[–]KeythKatz 15 points16 points ago

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How did he take a picture with those MASSIVE BALLS IN HIS FACE

[–]LynnJo 2 points3 points ago

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I really wanna see the photo he took.

[–]MattyHavok63 2 points3 points ago

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''OH MY GOD, IM GONNA DIE''.....no, then i need a pic

[–]onionzringz 3 points4 points ago

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repost after repost....

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 18 points19 points ago*

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Finally, some fresh content. ಠ_ಠ

[–]connordlange 4 points5 points ago

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[–]kotzwagon 2 points3 points ago

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Delivered daily

[–]HalfDOME 2 points3 points ago

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AMEN!

[–]telexen 10 points11 points ago

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I've seen it before, so I didn't laugh until I re-read your title and realized it was a Futurama reference.

[–]newborn_mutant 2 points3 points ago

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That guy is infinitely better at his job than anyone else ever.

[–]lawlshane 2 points3 points ago

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The photographer did go to help the driver after getting the shot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOEnSvVqkjI

[–]AnotherMadHatter 9 points10 points ago

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He gets a lot of exposure to that kind of stuff, so it was not shocking.

[–]mikaosol 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, but just wait once the panic develops, it's still pretty crazy.

[–]AnotherMadHatter 7 points8 points ago

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I shutter when I think what I would have done in his situation.

[–]neofaust 2 points3 points ago

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All in all, his reaction was fairly stock

[–]Bakufun 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, but it's probably the first time. It hasn't really clicked yet. Maybe it'll even take a few accidents like that before he snaps.

[–]PhantomSwagger 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he should have pic'd a better spot to stand?

[–]mikaosol 0 points1 point ago

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Tell you what though I would've Adobe Photo-Shat my pants if something like that happened to me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]p4bl0 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MustStopMasturbating 6 points7 points ago

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Balls of steel.

[–]Controlled01 -1 points0 points ago

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wow, he must have a pair of dump trucks to haul around balls like that

[–]Bakufun 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty old, but that's irrelevant. This man has his fucking priorities straight.

[–]NonAmerican 1 point2 points ago

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Well, reinforced concrete does beat car.

[–]joeldavis -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think his shins were made out of reinforced concrete.

[–]LOVERBUNS 1 point2 points ago

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LIKE. A. BOSS.

[–]dmash 1 point2 points ago

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As the car lands more or less in a straight line then veers toward the guy, I can only assume the driver thought he was in GTA for a moment and wanted him some sweet rag-doll physics action.

[–]drevenant 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BantamBasher135 0 points1 point ago

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Finally somebody who gets the joke.

[–]SmartAssX 4 points5 points ago

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Hes got a fear boner

[–]chico12_120 1 point2 points ago

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If he had any sort of boner it would have been knocked off by the car...

[–]therealjag 2 points3 points ago

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Same shit, different day.

[–]SunshineBlind 1 point2 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!

[–]McKnackus 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like he is going to get hit every time, no matter what I saw previously.

[–]Snakey369 3 points4 points ago

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I sure hope the drivers of the car where all right

[–]nothing_to_see_there 1 point2 points ago

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Christ Almighty, The downvote-machine has been through here

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

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Cool repost bro

[–]GeneticBlueprint 0 points1 point ago

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Grace under pressure.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Cool-under-fire has a new standard. Is this fake btw? One would have thought the car subsequently floored the camera.

[–]fr3ddie 0 points1 point ago

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what no gif with sound?

[–]MrHaddad1213 0 points1 point ago

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Why did the ending remind me of this?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He could have been hurt by the metal splinters from the car...I would have jumped honestly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Are you a wizard?

[–]jochens 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skeeto 0 points1 point ago

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If that hit him, he'd be stuck at home watching his neighbors from his rear window.

[–]kelrog 0 points1 point ago

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New pants please.

[–]inv4d3ram 0 points1 point ago

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oh jj.am...

[–]maxiums 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh at the fear of death

[–]zarmin 0 points1 point ago

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read this two hours ago and just finished my zappos binge now.

[–]ApoChaos 0 points1 point ago

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This must be Superman's pal Jimmy Olsen.

[–]extra_23 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't even do a ball check.

[–]bassblair11 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see the picture that he took.

[–]Syd3trakt 0 points1 point ago

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Get that man a change of pants, I'm sure he stained those.

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

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Guy is motherfuckn lucky that wall was made of 100% reinforced fuck.

[–]69yourMOM 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zaergrants 0 points1 point ago

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Badass stamp is in order.

[–]arav07 0 points1 point ago

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Knot humor.

[–]L4UGH 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for bender reference.

[–]Mtownsprts 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the after pictures of this?!!?

[–]JuanSanchez 0 points1 point ago

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The guy moved before the car started to swerve. It looks to me like he knew what was going to happen!

[–]zachsm 0 points1 point ago

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That man has balls of steel!

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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didnt even jump. just a nice small side step to get the shot.

[–]raidenmaiden[!] 0 points1 point ago

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That guy has balls.. But I love the way he eases himself against the wall near the end of the gif like he wants to wipe his shit stained ass all over the wall...

[–]sketchy_coffee_cup 0 points1 point ago

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Bender Bending Rodriguez! I knew I'd find you on Reddit in time!

[–]montanasucks 0 points1 point ago

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Surprised his massive balls fit behind that wall.

[–]Lenity 0 points1 point ago

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Balls of steel! Jesus

[–]TP740 0 points1 point ago

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As a motorsport photographer, I can concur.

[–]getrealsonny -1 points0 points ago

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professional.

[–]Shnozberries -2 points-1 points ago

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I pooped.

[–]Erilacity -2 points-1 points ago

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I read that in Benders voice.

[–]hk07 -3 points-2 points ago

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Title should've been: Pics or It Didn't Happen

[–]TheConquerorWorm -1 points0 points ago

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Was this filmed by a ghost?

[–]bigwillFTW -1 points0 points ago

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