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[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 16 points17 points ago

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"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

[–]JohnnyValet 9 points10 points ago

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How I feel being unemployed.

[–]pandatits 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 1 point2 points ago

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It's good to know more people than just me do this consistently on my days off.

[–]onanismaximus 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like Bounce (Yes, this is a real thing.)

[–]dannyhw 3 points4 points ago

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2 months ago seeing this exact photo actually made me quit my job (as a software engineer interestingly enough)

[–]lance_klusener 0 points1 point ago

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it talks about sunday!, so i am interested in why it made you quit your job.

[–]dannyhw 1 point2 points ago

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I had an entire weekend off for the new year and realized I had never had a full 2 days away from the office. Also realized I had gone over a month without 1 day away from the office. And I live near NYC where there are a lot more software jobs than job candidates so there was no reason to worry.

I actually used this quote as my reason for not showing up.

[–]warshipaway 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I feel every day in high school.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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As a man who works a few hours a day from home, this is how i feel at all times.

[–]ComebackShane 0 points1 point ago

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TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I DON'T MAKE A LOT OF MONEY AND HAVE 0 BENEFITS

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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Same here, but i work 35-42 hours a week with no overtime or sick days. I'M WINNING!!!! No, wait.....shit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be."

[–]-Zilla 0 points1 point ago

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You can never go wrong with Office Space!

[–]Gruntypig 2 points3 points ago

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I hate Sundays, because all I do is think about how tommorow is Monday. Don't even get me started on Fridays.

[–]pesadelo 2 points3 points ago

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I would do two chicks at the same time, man.

[–]cfirth 0 points1 point ago

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Definition of first year undergrad life right here....

[–]jackHD 0 points1 point ago

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I can't watch this film any-more as it surprisingly depresses me. I get really happy watching the film unravel...then the film ends. And I go to work soon after. And I think 'shit'.

[–]ebonyfaye 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from?

[–]Spyhop 0 points1 point ago

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These days become rarer the older you get. Sundays become a day to get shit done around the house you haven't had time for all week.

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

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For those who wake

With a blind headache

Who must be still

Who will sit and wait

For sunday, to be monday

[–]theresnothingleft 0 points1 point ago

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This doesn't work anymore "nothing" is reddit and you can't not reddit, but if you reddit you are

[–]Onlythefinestwilldo 0 points1 point ago

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Helped cure my case of the mondays.

[–]redsmith12 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lucky_kelley 0 points1 point ago

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wut did i just watch lol

[–]electricfoxx -1 points0 points ago

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I want this as a motivational poster.

[–]Names_That_Movie -1 points0 points ago

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Office Space