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[–]FattyMcPatty 141 points142 points ago

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[–]v0-z 5 points6 points ago

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love that song/video

[–]alarumba 2 points3 points ago

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What video is this?

[–]NightFireSoldier 3 points4 points ago

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[–]alarumba 0 points1 point ago

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What a crazy gal she is.

I forget she's quite attractive too.

[–]v0-z 1 point2 points ago

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any girl who's first album was recorded at the age 11 wins in my book

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[–]Emerone 13 points14 points ago

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IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL D:

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–]ragingsage -5 points-4 points ago

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Just like the PS3.

[–]bindtortureandkill 39 points40 points ago

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I could have quite happily lived as a derpy cat for my only shot at being a carbon based lifeform on this rock. Life would be so much easier.

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[–]dude_Im_hilarious 9 points10 points ago

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It's funny because you're an ass.

[–]dudeAwEsome101 5 points6 points ago

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I wish I was an ass, getting sit on, shit through, and the occasional fuck..... never mind, I'm glad that I'm not an ass.

[–]AlphaEnder 4 points5 points ago

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Context?

[–]YOUR_FIRST_NAME_IS 7 points8 points ago*

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Some guy said "you must be a real go-getter IRL" or something like that.

dude_Im_hilarious's response was equally uninspired, in my opinion.

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 2 points3 points ago

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both comments are equally as funny though, upvotes for everyone!

[–]generalchaoz 1 point2 points ago

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proof of cats being simple

[–]Five4Five 24 points25 points ago

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You'd quickly abandon thought as well if your butthole was perpetually exposed to the world and looked as if it was in desperate need of chapstick.

[–]dvsbastard 22 points23 points ago

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You just insulted a cat on the internet... Can you do that?!?!

[–]wr80 5 points6 points ago

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I was conflicted on if I should upvote or not. Internet law tells me cat picture = upvote, but he insulted the cat which means I should set him on fire..... What to do what to do

[–]galipso 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't think it was an insult necessarily. I looked at it more like, "huh, maybe not thinking anything is more profound at that moment, cat or man."

[–]bindtortureandkill 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone who downvotes this, fails to see that the cat is innately a zen fucking master, and the caption is just as easily interpreted as complimenting this fact.

[–]tasmanian101 5 points6 points ago

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And after a long day of pondering the world on the coast, frank returned and painted his masterpiece.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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DATS RACIST!

[–]bygrace-faith 2 points3 points ago

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No, it would only be racist if he had a mouse toy while on catnip and drinking up all the cream.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it something. Definitely something.

[–]Robo_Puppy 15 points16 points ago

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Y'know. It's gonna sound odd, but when it's late and I'm lost in thought, the idea of animals saddens me to an insane degree. This cat, a caged bird, a dog, are only bestowed with one opportunity for life and fate granted them a shell with limited thinking and abilities. I know that my pet bird doesn't have this sort of self-loathing as it's restrained by its own mind, but I can grasp the fact that that bird has just one chance at life and it was given such a proverbial empty canvas. I know it's weird, but I get deeply depressed considering it.

[–]GenericOnlineName 19 points20 points ago

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Sometimes a simple mind can be the greatest pleasure.

Sometimes I would rather just not face the harsh realities of the world and just have simple thoughts gracing my minds. Being able to go through a whole day with the only worry is that I won't be able to eat a fourth time during the day, and being able to focus on simple pleasures such as sleeping, playing and eating.

Who knows-- maybe these animals we see as dumb could be the exact opposite. Maybe we're the dumb ones?

[–]MarsWillSendNoMore 12 points13 points ago

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we created rush hour traffic and atom bombs. we're definitely the dumb ones.

[–]wasting_internet 1 point2 points ago

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I read this and peered out the window at all of the people commuting and cars passing by and I scowled. I'm 25 and I'm scowling..fuck, I hate Mondays.

[–]MarsWillSendNoMore 0 points1 point ago

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25 is a good age to be scowling. Your brain has just finished attaining its maximum growth and you've still got enough juice in you to build a better life for yourself than being another rush hour robot.

[–]I_CATS 0 points1 point ago

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We are the best chance life has ever had. Life's existence on this rock is limited, and I can't vision cats saving all life to another planet - us humans though, I can see us doing that.

[–]MarsWillSendNoMore 0 points1 point ago

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That's right we can take rush hour traffic and atom bombs to another planet. With any luck we could trash the whole solar system like we did our oceans.

[–]Nithrer 7 points8 points ago

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Well, if it makes you feel any better, think about it this way: is it better to have just 1 highly intelligent species (that already wages war in itself), or to have countless intelligent species, so that we have endless wars against every single living being in this world? I'm not saying there's a "purpose" to the less self-concious species, but there has to be a reason why we are the only bright guys here.

Oh, and by the way, it's not odd at all, it's called empathy, it is one of the most human traits of all :)

[–]philmardok 10 points11 points ago

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chimpanzees wage war against each other

[–]Werewolfgirl34 3 points4 points ago

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It's highly probable that there are more intelligent beings somewhere in the universe that would have the same thought about us.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fate granted them a shell with limited thinking and abilities

You've just described a fair percentage of the human race.

[–]moarroidsplz 0 points1 point ago

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I get sad about people with one pet dog who go to work and leave it at home for so long. That dog must be bored out of its mind.

[–]ffcsquall24 13 points14 points ago

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I read this is Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]gigglemonster333 4 points5 points ago

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I just did that after reading this. It changed everything...

[–]solblurgh 6 points7 points ago

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titty sprinkles

[–]BigLlamasHouse 2 points3 points ago

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Please stop doing that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're in /r/funny.

[–]BigLlamasHouse -1 points0 points ago

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All the more reason that should stop.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's just a name.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You're right, stupid people should stop coming to a place with 1.5 million readers.

[–]BigLlamasHouse -1 points0 points ago

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I was going for, "because it isn't funny."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit you are responding like a madman.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Swag.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rottingpie 0 points1 point ago

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I read everything out of first person in Morgan freeman's voice. Other than all caps. Thats a job for Billy Mays.

[–]bloodsoup 4 points5 points ago

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There some Philosopher (can't remember who) said jokingly suggested that animals constantly think "I'm a cat I'm a cat I'm a cat I'm a cat" or for horses "I'm a horse I'm a horse I'm a horse I'm a horse".

[–]Heimdall2061 5 points6 points ago

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[–]wasting_internet 0 points1 point ago

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'Twas Philosoraptor, I believe.

[–]bindtortureandkill -1 points0 points ago

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Thats a pretty amateur way of saying "pure being".

[–]me_secretly_dog 7 points8 points ago

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[–]BadJokeEel 8 points9 points ago

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[–]RunPoopFapMaster 5 points6 points ago

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Frank is a pussy

[–]frank_the_cat 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Yes I am.

[–]ITalkToTheWind 1 point2 points ago

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"Meow" he said.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This really tickles me.

[–]Asiram 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps he thought of everything, but was too cool to act like anything but what he is.

[–]NoctGent 1 point2 points ago

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the lawls came fast and hard.

[–]Bakufun 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, anti-humor.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yes and it has been demonstrated time and again that humans are the only thinking species on the planet, everything else is retarded and reactionary. Oh how great we all are with our grand decisions!

[–]spaceman27 2 points3 points ago

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Finally a sane person on Reddit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My cat told me to downvote you.

[–]philmardok 0 points1 point ago

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my ferret told me to upvote you

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mbeatrice 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, his mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name.

[–]iWrecksauce 0 points1 point ago

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:,)

[–]eldany 0 points1 point ago

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True, True.

[–]Steamcopter 0 points1 point ago

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Deep shit Frank

[–]milo1982 0 points1 point ago

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Just lol'd my ass off.

[–]yaredw 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for not posting this in /r/adviceanimals.

[–]JessicaSF 0 points1 point ago

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That's adorable :D

[–]Warlaw 0 points1 point ago

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But what if Frank was the Einstein of his generation?

[–]Ascravs 0 points1 point ago

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He's definitely thinking about pussy.

[–]MadGangster 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly how I'm feline right now.

[–]floydthecat 0 points1 point ago

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I think of stuff and other stuff..

[–]lucifer1343 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite cat is named Frank and looks just like this. It made me happy.

[–]frank_the_cat 0 points1 point ago

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me, too

[–]Idontknowwhat90 0 points1 point ago

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Cats don't think?

[–]HotRodLincoln 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Mathew Arnold's Dover Beach.

[–]silentmage 0 points1 point ago

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And then he pooped

[–]Gortos 0 points1 point ago

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He thinks in pictures and other impressions, not in words.

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

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He was probably thinking about eating a fish.

[–]ramzie 0 points1 point ago

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And when Frank the cat saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

[–]brian44cali 0 points1 point ago

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This post is why reddit can't have nice things. I understand if I see it in the "Cats" subreddit, but this shit's just pathetic. Stop it.

[–]frank_the_cat 0 points1 point ago

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My screen name.... meow?

[–]Clenes7893 0 points1 point ago

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False. he is planning how he will take over the world

[–]WeiKeWen 0 points1 point ago

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...and he thought of nothing, because he is a negro. One of the most plainly false and idiotic concepts i've ever heard is that man has a soul, but animals don't. She was a religious type.

C'mon reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Read this in Morgan Freeman's voice. Was not disappoint.

[–]Lokikong 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't say nothing but far less than human.

[–]SpoonNinja123 -2 points-1 points ago

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Suddenly, he said to himself, "hmm, my existence can only be proven by my own internal dialogue. I think, therefore I am." He continued to surround himself in intelligent thought few a few more hours, becoming one of the most philosophical cat in existence. Eventually he stopped thinking once he saw a nearby dead fish on the shore, stepping down to eat it. He suddenly disappeared in a puff of logic.

[–]philmardok 0 points1 point ago

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so realizing how to prove one's own existence causes them to disap

[–]booyabojangles -1 points0 points ago

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Leave it to the funny subreddit to get less funny with every post

[–]Hypersonic27 -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL the only reason why this pic is funny is cos the cats name is frank wtf

[–]Gangplank -3 points-2 points ago

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Fooled by the pussy, yet again.