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[–]Cuboner 169 points170 points ago

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!

[–]morelikeawesome 83 points84 points ago

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FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: GOVERNMENTS NEW LOGO...HILARIOUS!!!!!

[–]BLVD 1 point2 points ago

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Add 20 pages of code and email addresses and that would be correct.

[–]redbeardo 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget the emoticons! Needs lots of emoticons! and sparkly american flags.

[–]cynthiadangus 7 points8 points ago

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Ugh, how did this get past my Reddit spam filter?

[–]dukane 27 points28 points ago

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More like FW: FW: FW: FW: Fw: FW:

[–]DrSlappyPants 13 points14 points ago

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I love reddit because every few days, if you're drunk enough, you feel like you're in a time machine.

[–]clubdepizza 4 points5 points ago

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Has a reddit drinking game been developed yet?

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 4 points5 points ago

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Every time you view a rage comic and it says "Le" "Herp" or "Derp" you take a shot or chug a beer. If you see a repost, you do both.

Tell your wife goodbye before you start

[–]bread_buddy 34 points35 points ago

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I suddenly couldn't tell if I was on reddit or reading an email from my mom.

[–]wx3 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to comment how this was worded like an email from my mother to find 99% of the comments were already covering said complaint.

.... I have joined the hive.

[–]itsrattlesnake 32 points33 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]WarPhalange 3 points4 points ago

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Only way to be any more BRAVE than that would be to chang the logo to a mugshot of Ron Paul.

[–]99redpuppets 1 point2 points ago

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TIL you are LITERALLY Ron Paul. AMA

[–]htnsaoeu 4 points5 points ago

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HAHA THIS JOKE IS SO FUNNY PEOPLE SHOULD FORWARD IT TO LIKE EVERYONE ON THEIR EMAIL LIST AND EVEN INVENT A TIME MACHINE SO THAT THEY CAN START DOING THAT LIKE DECADES AGO CAUSE IT'S FUNNY AND SHIT.

[–]HerrShaun 7 points8 points ago

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I'd say /r/politics is leaking, but this is more of a tsunami.

[–]XseCrystal 11 points12 points ago*

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At least have the decency to do this the right way

*Link is broken. Bollocks.

[–]ambiguousexualcoment 4 points5 points ago

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Woah. I just had a '90's flashback.

[–]redbeardo 0 points1 point ago

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When you click on the NYT page, it "Geocites-izer" it, showing ungodly colors and a 16 bit version of Chumbawumba's you get knocked down song. I am not joking. WTF

[–]tzakrajs 1 point2 points ago

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It's missing the Federal Reservoir-Tip.

[–]killafofun 1 point2 points ago

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I like how it has the joke... and then it tells us how good of a joke it was.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody's on a Libertarian mailing list...

[–]ChickenRidesAgain 0 points1 point ago

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Thought you'd used the snake and eagle from the Mexican flag for a second.

[–]buhzie2 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really shocked after reading these comments knowing that I've never received this in an email from my mom.

How have I never seen this?!

[–]perfect_exceeder 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't even what a logo is.

[–]99redpuppets 0 points1 point ago

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Where is the reservoir tip?

[–]COCA2113 0 points1 point ago

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I just want to say Umbrella Corp.

[–]AnarkeIncarnate 1 point2 points ago

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Raincoat Corp, amirite?

[–]Gumpster 0 points1 point ago

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I'd find this funny if I was 60, had no internet and still got all of my porn from magazines.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I look forward to getting this in an email tomorrow.

[–]getgnar 0 points1 point ago

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This is neat and all, but I think we have a pretty good handle on inflation. Plus i don't think the guvment has any role in "halting production". But i guess this is clever or something....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this is political propaganda. it's not funny.

[–]krazygamerhead 0 points1 point ago

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Back! Back to the catacombs with thee!

[–]Biganon 0 points1 point ago

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THANKS MOM :)

[–]AlexMikomi 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw the link was /TLzOf I thought it was going to be Zelda-related. Almost.

[–]mcityftw -2 points-1 points ago

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Let's all sit around and circle jerk people with the same political beliefs as us on the internet instead of doing something about it.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

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GOVERNMENT'S

GOVERNMENT'S

GOVERNMENT'S

GOVERNMENT'S

GOVERNMENT'S

[–]sindizzy -1 points0 points ago

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...and this is new?

[–]vodkamutini -1 points0 points ago

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but wait i thought that republicans hated contraceptives

[–]AngelaMassacre -1 points0 points ago

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I never heard words more true. :')

[–]Natfod -2 points-1 points ago

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who else heard george carlin in their head saying, "the big red white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday..."

[–]UnfoundHero -2 points-1 points ago

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Any government is better than no government.