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[–][deleted] 91 points92 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–]treatsmenlikewomen 26 points27 points ago

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I would tear him so wide open he'd be 50 percent anus.

[–]mindaika 20 points21 points ago

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Stupid sexy [F]landers

ಠ_ಠ

[–]NabroleonDynamite 13 points14 points ago

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[–]kv92789 26 points27 points ago

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If looks like we are saying nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all NOTHING... AT... ALL

[–]noface 46 points47 points ago

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nothingatallnothingatallnothingatallnothingatallnothingatallnothing

[–]hazusaur 1 point2 points ago

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I love sexy Flanders..... :|

[–]EatBrowniesDude 23 points24 points ago

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You're doing it all wrong. You use the first pages to get a boner then compare yours to the other boners to make sure you don't have boneritis. Its purely medical.

[–]LowCarbs 16 points17 points ago

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My only regret... is that I had... boneritis.

[–]Aihwa 0 points1 point ago

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I cringe when I picture that noise and the things you'd have to do to a boner to get it...

[–]DaithiTime 0 points1 point ago

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So it's like this except for your dick? That's horrifying.

[–]lisa-needs-braces 0 points1 point ago

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I do this all the time even though it makes me sad.

[–]Baizi 12 points13 points ago

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My rule is "Shall not pass the first page!"

Make it your too, it will make you feel great!

[–]MillsonWillson 9 points10 points ago

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"Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all."

[–]Battlesheep 4 points5 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders

[–]rustylime 9 points10 points ago

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I've never gotten to page four before.

[–]chumfersss 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]darksideoftheloo 6 points7 points ago

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Fourth page? This is my suggestion: http://www.youporn.com/

[–]Griftr 22 points23 points ago

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hmmm..this might be a NSFW link.

maybe.

[–]shitterplug 2 points3 points ago

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So the URL would imply...

[–]dquizzle 3 points4 points ago

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I clicked on it and can confirm this is indeed a NSFW link. You're welcome.

[–]Filberto 2 points3 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–]ExtraDip 1 point2 points ago

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Curse you sexy Flanders

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who lasts 4 pages?

[–]FlanCrest 0 points1 point ago

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Hi-diddily-ho, schuss-in-boots!

[–]kirbyee 0 points1 point ago

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I have found my new spray for TF2.

[–]Ztype22 0 points1 point ago

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How did you make it all the way to the fourth page?

[–]souldeleter -1 points0 points ago

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How is that sfw!?

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[–]shinshanjr 15 points16 points ago

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I think he is implying that the fourth page is all dudes, not that there ugly people.

[–]SSJSwagger 1 point2 points ago

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Someone's a widdle cwanky.

Also, if you don't care if you get downvoted, then why did you mention it?

[–]Rorkimaru 1 point2 points ago

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Me thinks he's posting ironically. People always post this on ugly people's pictures