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[–]isfromthefuture 1439 points1440 points ago

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Yeah I really wasn't all that sad when Jay-Z murdered Chris Brown.

[–]dubyaohohdee 245 points246 points ago

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Maiden comment. God speed.

[–]d0zad0za 37 points38 points ago

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More like Raiden comment... This dude is clearly from the future. ಠ_ಠ

[–]SkyWulf 320 points321 points ago

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Was going to say something, then saw your name. I can only hope you're telling the truth.

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 19 points20 points ago

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Was going to say something, then saw your name, then said something.

[–]mojobytes 65 points66 points ago

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I like to think he does it on live TV in front of millions. But, nobody comes forward as a witness and the judge rules "all's well that ends well."

[–]ZeroNihilist 8 points9 points ago

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Boys will be boys. All charges dismissed.

[–]aG_Infamous 47 points48 points ago

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"It's your boy young HOVA, H to the Izz OH GOD NO"

[–]ThighMaster250 1177 points1178 points ago

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Chris Brown's Twitter on Monday: Dis fat guy funnyman ain't nuddin but a hAtR and not even funny now he scrawwny.

[–]Codyyblake1 674 points675 points ago

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Can we get a translator in here?

[–]clearlyobscure 1676 points1677 points ago

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Translation: This portly gentlemen is trifling. In the process of losing a few stones, he also lost his wit.

[–]_BEAR_ 809 points810 points ago

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Translation for Americans: This fat dude is a dick. By losing weight he ain't funny no more.

[–][deleted] 491 points492 points ago

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Translation for Seth Rogen: Dude, this fat ass comedian is like... a DICK, you know? He totally stopped being funny when... when... you know... now that he got... like, unfatted. Un... FAT... Ted. Holy Christ, I can SEE through my fuckin' HAND, dude! Was there PCP in that weed?

[–]solastsummer 553 points554 points ago

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translation for cats: meow meow meow meoww

[–]Fimoreth 313 points314 points ago*

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Translation for /r/ggggg: gggG gg g:gg GGGG gggGg? Gggg gggGgg - -g gggg gg.

Edit: Typo in the translation.

[–]thepoliteslowsloth 126 points127 points ago

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i dont know why i expected something different

[–]ItsYourMoney 44 points45 points ago

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Translation for insomniacs. It's your money, use it when you need it!

[–]ClockCat 135 points136 points ago

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Hey, not bad! Although you were using the past tense of "meoww." Also, "meow" should be in the accusative case since it's the direct object.

[–]spanky0071 133 points134 points ago

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Everyone! This cat is a nerd!!!!

[–]heylookoverthere 63 points64 points ago

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Reddit: the place where if you quote half of a little-known video game webcomic, 3 different people will quote the other half.

[–]Grantly 4 points5 points ago

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Shut up! Reading is radical!

[–]Jazzbandrew 50 points51 points ago

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Translation for Grammar Nazis: This fat comedian is just a hater, and he isn't even funny now that he's scrawny.

[–]Can_Confirm_This 78 points79 points ago

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As a translator, I can confirm the accuracy of this statement.

[–]rab777hp 162 points163 points ago

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It's okay! I speak jive!

[–]EmpireAndAll 267 points268 points ago

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Calls him fat, then calls him scrawny. Fuck logic.

[–]SmokeyDBear 341 points342 points ago

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Tells a woman he loves her, then beats the shit out of her. Fuck logic indeed.

[–]didnotseethatcoming 30 points31 points ago

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Y u hatin me? I won a grammy yo!

[–]whatevers_clever 12 points13 points ago

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I thought this was serious then I realized it is Sunday. I'm guessing it will be worse tomorrow.

[–]stevesonaplane 335 points336 points ago

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I wonder how often Chris Brown gets called a piece of shit by other famous people.

[–]TroubleEntendre 561 points562 points ago

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Not often enough.

[–]duelingkazoos 95 points96 points ago

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I would try and become famous just so I could help in the effort.

[–]Mapes 970 points971 points ago

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[–]soulcakeduck 132 points133 points ago

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I admit this is funny, but it is also how I learned Rihanna is (apparently) working with Chris Brown again, so also very sad.

[–]the_catacombs 73 points74 points ago

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As sad as all of the people saying to forgive Brown and "move on."

And a lot of them are women. Just.. wat?

[–]eugenesbluegenes 54 points55 points ago

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Step 1: Be attractive...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Step 2: GiT MuNNy

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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What are the "few hateful things" to which he refers?

[–]johnkong 99 points100 points ago

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Brett Ratner using the word "fag" then getting fired from the Oscars.

[–]cheezyblasters 59 points60 points ago

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And, unfortunately, taking Eddie Murphy with him.

[–]GrandChawhee 29 points30 points ago

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Seriously. I'm sick of Billy Crystal.

[–]rspeed 18 points19 points ago

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Some shit Brett Ratner said got him kicked off as the producer of the Oscars.

[–]deezer89 2261 points2262 points ago

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I like reddit's refusal to forget about what Chris Brown did. Keep it coming. I'm still waiting for him to show a little remorse.

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 1574 points1575 points ago

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We are the only ones who refuse to forget. Hell, even Rihanna forgot about it.

[–]aperturo 2171 points2172 points ago

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You would too if you got hit in the head as hard as she did.

[–]thermal_shock 1216 points1217 points ago

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BAM!

[–]Mveepee 796 points797 points ago

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[–]JustMadeYouYawn 189 points190 points ago

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Does anyone know what dunk Kobe is responding to in this gif?

[–]fancy_sandwich 40 points41 points ago

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[–]baronromulus 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe the T-Wolves should do a little less blowing, and a little more winning.

[–]PerilPhoSho 854 points855 points ago

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A basketball dunk I presume.

[–]only_says_fuck_yeah 451 points452 points ago

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fuck yeah

[–]karstens9 92 points93 points ago

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That is actually correct.

[–]ironinjax 243 points244 points ago

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POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]LostNess 72 points73 points ago

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oooh na na.. whats my name?

[–]Mveepee 34 points35 points ago

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LostNess.

[–]tyrghast 86 points87 points ago

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Oh NA NA what's mah name?

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's my name?

[–]Strykar 4 points5 points ago

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I feel evil just reading that.

[–]Panda412 47 points48 points ago

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[–]xxneoxx3000 16 points17 points ago

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Now I really want to know what those fellows were watching...

[–]TILwhofarted 77 points78 points ago

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I would just die if they were watching an episode of Frasier.

[–]savagesumara 37 points38 points ago

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[–]yakityyakblah 196 points197 points ago

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Abused women have a tendency to do that, it's part of the cycle.

[–]Clown_Shoe 14 points15 points ago

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Its not only that it seems people forget. Its that if you do bring it up people act like you're the one doing something out of line.

[–]doctorfeelgood21 104 points105 points ago

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My sister married the guy that tried to run her over with a car. I don't understand women sometimes.

[–]jtdc 164 points165 points ago

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Probably because "he's really a good guy once you get to know him."

[–]Grimleawesome 83 points84 points ago

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"Once you get to know him you can look past the whole part where he sometimes tries to run over people with his car."

[–]Lintron 88 points89 points ago

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It's a really nice car.

[–][deleted] 201 points202 points ago

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It's not just women, plenty of men stay in physically/emotionally abusive relationships.

[–]Doesnt-Get-Irony 114 points115 points ago

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My wife threw a remote at me because I wouldn't bark like a seal. We were watching Brothers Bloom.

EDIT: FML.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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True....friend from college got dumped over the phone by his sig. other he'd been with for a year, while she was on a different continent because she decided she was going to run off with some guy she just met, and go back to Seattle with him (we live on the east coast). Her plan ended up not working, then he took her back when she came home like nothing happened. Why????

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Self esteem issues is usually the culprit

[–]doctorfeelgood21 20 points21 points ago

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I just don't understand people sometimes. A small physical altercation is one thing, but when someone tries to run you over with a car, that should throw up some red flags.

[–]biglost 74 points75 points ago

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I don't understand how her being a 'typical, crazy woman' is the only narrative that one can gather from her recent interactions with Chris Brown.

Maybe she is just tired of playing the victim, this is her way of of expressing not only agency as an artist but as a woman. Him being in a remix of her track could be a product of that.

Not picking on you because a lot of music critics have been doing this, but I find it a bit hypocritical to demonize Chris Brown (not that he doesn't deserve it) for his crime and defend Rihanna, then nit pick and infantalize her decisions.

I'm not saying he should be forgiven or what she is doing is right or anything like that, I'm just offering up the suggestion that 'crazy, emotional, weak' etc etc shouldn't be the only explanation on the table here.

[–]hattalk 311 points312 points ago

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His career should've been ruined

[–]huntwhales 179 points180 points ago

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So should've John Lennon's and Hendrix's, if beating women automatically should end careers. I forgot. They were actually talented, though.

[–]blackedout 781 points782 points ago

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John Lennon showed remorse, and knew what he did was wrong. From the wiki entry: "The Beatles' song "Getting Better", he said, told his own story, "I used to be cruel to my woman, and physically—any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women. That is why I am always on about peace"

Compare that to Brown, who shows no remorse, hasnt apologized, and is so self-centered CERN wants to study him for gravitational fluctuations in space.

[–]servohahn 79 points80 points ago

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Compare that to Brown

HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That's the ultimate FUCK OFF!

[–]Turkalator 6 points7 points ago

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If only Grammy's meant something.

[–]kcg5 5 points6 points ago

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To those who don't know, above is his tweet after the Grammys..

[–]Chalky_White[!] 134 points135 points ago

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It is a shame that your CERN comment will not be seen by the majority of the people in this thread. I consider myself among the privileged few.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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We are the 1%.

[–]m1a1tanksauce 6 points7 points ago

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i'm glad i stopped scrolling when i did and saw that :D

[–]Echospree 29 points30 points ago

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If Lennon and Hendrix were alive today, and publicly beat a woman, there certainly would be more backlash then they received in those days. This sort of shit is becoming less and less socially acceptable (but given the current topic, not nearly fast enough).

[–]i_fizz-x 76 points77 points ago

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I think it comes down to publicity though. How many people knew that Lennon or Hendrix were abusive? Were pictures of their victims plastered all over the news and internet? I'm sure they would have received criticism and scorn if their actions were known at the time. I think the source of frustration shown by Reddit is that it was HUGE media story about what happened between Rihanna and Chris Brown, the cops were involved, we saw the pictures of a bruised and beaten, once beautiful woman, and yet people have chosen to still idolize and forgive Chris Brown without him showing even the slightest sign of remorse.

Also, yes, Hendrix and Lennon were talented as fuck, Chris Brown just dances pretty good...

Edit: I just realized that I included the internet in the Lennon/Hendrix part and it wasn't really around then, substitute newspapers and print media in there.

[–]farkdog 11 points12 points ago

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I didn't know they were abusive.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 84 points85 points ago

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Nah man it's like, different, maaaaaan.

[–]hitlersshit 121 points122 points ago

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If you listen to the Lennon and Hendrix apologists they'll make it sound like beating your wife was considered nutritional in the 60s and 70s.

[–]C-Effect 69 points70 points ago

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beating your wife was considered nutritional

Damn, that's something else. Beating the crap out of another human being to the point of absorbing their very vitamins and nutrients - I've never heard of that diet plan.

[–]cheezyblasters 9 points10 points ago

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The only difference is that most Redditors already hated Chris Brown, just in the regular subjective way, so now they get to hate him and moralize at the same time.

Most Redditors like Lennon, Hendrix and Connery, so they find a way not to hate them.

It's some natural bias that I forget the name of, where we seek out evidence that confirms our pre-conceptions and reject evidence that contradicts it.

I do it too, but I'm on the other side here. I've always liked Chris Brown, so I try to find a way to reconcile what he did with me being a fan. I did the same thing with Michael Vick.

[–]bizfamo 76 points77 points ago

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I don't know how people can get over shit like this. I'm still stuck on R. Kelly and Ike Turner

[–]HeyImAlex 68 points69 points ago

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R. Kelly

All I'm saying is, he among you who hast not urinated on a minor, cast the first stone.

[–]letsRACEturtles 63 points64 points ago*

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Seriously, and what about Socrates? Dude loved boys and he somehow gets a free pass?

edit: it was a joke

[–]cheechong 15 points16 points ago

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Hey that's not fair! He picked up some rubbish on the road side, how's that for remorse?!

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 6 points7 points ago

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I think he should do some more of that, in an orange jumpsuit while chained to other people wearing the same. I think they have a name for that...

[–]Jizzworthy 198 points199 points ago

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Chris Brown is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever walk the face of this planet. Any apology that he has uttered has been with someone's hand up his ass like a puppet, causing his mouth to move.

This asshole will NEVER show remorse, because he does not view what he did as wrong. The only "remorse" he has, is how much money he lost because of the bad press he got from beating the living shit out of Rihanna.

Reddit, and well...society in general should never give this guy a break, not unless he can actually show remorse, and PROVE that fact.

deezer89 - great statement, and I could not agree more.

[–]assbowl 57 points58 points ago

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I think the worst thing about it was the interview he did with Larry King a few months after the incident.

He straight up said, I don't remember beating her. As if that wasn't bad enough that old asshole Larry King just moved onto the next question. No follow up to his denial of his brutality.

[–]GreatWallOfGina 6 points7 points ago

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Chris Brown is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever walk the face of this planet.

How can you say this in a non-sarcastic way? You're either ridiculously ignorant or you need to lay off the hyperbole a tad. What he did was horrible, but there are thousands upon thousands upon thousands of worse people than him in the history of mankind.

[–]Eustis 114 points115 points ago

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That's like asking reddit for remorse about reposts.

[–][deleted] 192 points193 points ago

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ANOTHER EUSTIS ZINGER™

[–]RATES_YOUR_NOVELTY 224 points225 points ago

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It is easy to overlook those that have made a lasting contribution to the field of novelty accounts, but it would be greatly improper to treat "POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY" as the equivalent of Reddit wallpaper. The idea is simple, and allows for all kinds of directions to head in, provided that the tone is right. And the tone is consistently, and excellently, right. Too often there are those that hastily jump to anger or aggression, and we should never be so foolish as to disrespect those who keep their head and remain polite. Simplicity at its best, a classic, and a revolutionary in the field."

★★★★★★★★★★

[–]Jizzles1 45 points46 points ago

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But who rates your novelty account?

[–]thattallfellow 66 points67 points ago

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[–]z0han 7 points8 points ago

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Too meta.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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HAHA, THANKS, CHAMP! YOU'RE PRETTY GREAT TOO, IF I SAY SO MYSELF.

[–]churchills_liver 43 points44 points ago

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deezer89

...you aren't Canadian, are you?

[–]deezer89 32 points33 points ago

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How...how did you know????

[–]churchills_liver 39 points40 points ago

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Do you play Starcraft?

[–]deezer89 51 points52 points ago

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No, sorry. Just hockey.

[–]churchills_liver 32 points33 points ago

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Just making sure you weren't this piece of trash

[–]deezer89 20 points21 points ago

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Ahhh. It all comes together now.

[–]grouperfish 4 points5 points ago

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Phew.

[–]ReDyP 112 points113 points ago

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I genuinely hope the stain of being a woman beater sticks with Christ Brown forever.

[–]twomz 6 points7 points ago

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Instead of calling it a skid mark, lets start calling shit stains on underwear Chris Browns.

[–]trvrfrd 32 points33 points ago

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Yeah, he oughta be crucified for it

[–]surette 295 points296 points ago

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My respect for Seth Rogen just went up a lot.

[–]letsRACEturtles 51 points52 points ago

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i really liked him after Funny People, for an Adam Sandler movie it sure had its sad moments

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[–]helmvisit 28 points29 points ago

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I know, you think you're watching a funny movie, and then BAM! The Cranberries show up.

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[–]dantissimo 9 points10 points ago

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That caught me so off guard. Never have I gone from laughing to crying so quickly.

[–]SkepticalOrange 23 points24 points ago

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First half: Oh look, a silly Adam Sandler movie about time control!

Second half: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ADAM?! I CAME HERE TO LAUGH!

[–]colourmeblue 3 points4 points ago

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I cried =(

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Then I'd recommend Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me. Two very good Sandler films. The guy can really act, it's a shame he never really had a chance to prove it.

[–]Lidodido 26 points27 points ago

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I just wish there were CM Punk-chants everytime this is brought up!

[–]LunarMeow 195 points196 points ago

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Is there a video?

[–]Eustis 1046 points1047 points ago

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There's billions of videos! What kind are you looking for?

[–]LunarMeow 69 points70 points ago

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I searched 'Seth Rogen Spirit Awards' and came up emptyhanded, my googlefu is weak :(

[–]mahdic 231 points232 points ago

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[–]yoggi92 130 points131 points ago

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It's at 5:30. I know you guys are lazy.

[–][deleted] 143 points144 points ago

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[–]GernBlanstonInLove 43 points44 points ago

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Thanks yoggi92 for understanding, and not judging.

[–]ell595 79 points80 points ago

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Man, tough crowd.

[–]jettrscga 39 points40 points ago

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I made almost the exact same comment, those people seemed pretty uptight given the level of humor that the entire event seemed to have.

[–]trolloc1 17 points18 points ago

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They seem to be eating while listening him. Can't laugh with your mouth full. Bad setup.

[–]aroras 29 points30 points ago

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Personally, I think he killed it

[–]TitaniumShovel 5 points6 points ago

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Jolly good show, sir!

[–]jettrscga 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, tough crowd.

[–]stopmakingsense 4 points5 points ago

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Wow... much funnier than Ricky Gervais this year.

[–]hehasbalrogsocks 22 points23 points ago

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Out of curiosity, what do you guys say to people that insist on vehemently defending Chris Brown on grounds of "you can't judge people," and "you weren't there, you don't know what actually happened," even when you confront them with the police report?

[–]SoniaLovesYou 31 points32 points ago

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[–]onemoreclick 5 points6 points ago

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[–]maybeiamalion 1274 points1275 points ago

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I bought an album of chris brown's greatest hits the other day, but all the songs were by rhianna

[–]Honey-Badger 409 points410 points ago

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i shall be taking this and claiming it as my own

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[–]TheLoveKraken 197 points198 points ago

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TIL Chris Brown is the other dude on the internet.

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points ago

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I can see why, it has a great punchline.

[–]csh_blue_eyes 34 points35 points ago

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Well, he'd better slap a copyright claim on that joke then before someone else does!

[–]BoneLol 44 points45 points ago

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Honey badger don't give a shit.

[–]Dr_Jackson 40 points41 points ago

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[–]Boombonicali 58 points59 points ago

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What show was this on?

[–]sagenhaft[S] 131 points132 points ago

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The Independent Spirit Awards, which are like the indie version of the Oscars.

[–]ifshoefitswearit 86 points87 points ago

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they're so underground.

[–]Crim91 14 points15 points ago

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In a tent, actually.

[–]latarian 12 points13 points ago

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Who is the person who is not allowed within 100 yards of the oscars?

[–]cheezyblasters 13 points14 points ago

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Bret Rattner, who was producing the show and then said "rehearsal is for fags" in an interview. He "stepped down" and took Eddie Murphy with him.

[–]fussycakes 11 points12 points ago

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Bret Rattner is a piece of shit though, let's be honest.

[–]snoopycool 5 points6 points ago

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Why was Eddie Murphy taken with him?

[–]cheezyblasters 5 points6 points ago

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As the producer, he was the one who chose Eddie and got him to agree to do the show. When he was fired, either Eddie dropped out or the new producer decided to go a different direction. Not sure which.

[–]futur1 37 points38 points ago

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anybody else find it fucking sad the person he beat up, Rihanna, did a new song with him?

[–]nononao 7 points8 points ago

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The whole world. Aside from idiots who are fans of Browns.

[–]IsActuallyACat 4 points5 points ago

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Or how about the fact that she is dating him again?

[–]Danielcdo 4 points5 points ago

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She likes his beats

[–]thehoody46 44 points45 points ago

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Im almost certain Seth is talking about a Brown... Just not sure if Chris or Bobby

[–]shadowman90 96 points97 points ago

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I think they just like being called Black now.

[–]hueyflyer469 137 points138 points ago

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After that comment, I forgive Seth Rogan for not being funny lately.

[–]Dr_Disaster 202 points203 points ago

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Just watched 50/50 last night. He was great in that.

[–]kwansolo 159 points160 points ago

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fun fact: the writer for 50/50 won his battle against cancer, with the support of his friend... seth rogan

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/06/5050-will-reiser-seth-rogen_n_950225.html

[–]niceville 77 points78 points ago*

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Correct. 50/50 was based on a true story about Seth Rogen and his friend who had cancer. Seth Rogan played himself, his friend wrote it.

Edit: Thanks, dopefish, I fixed Rogen's name.

[–]dopefish23 14 points15 points ago

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How are three of you in this thread all still spelling Seth's name incorrectly?

Special award goes to kwansolo for providing a link with the correct spelling, and then still pounding out "Rogan" anyway.

[–]BiancaPanka 21 points22 points ago

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VIDEO

Around :40 is when the statement is made.

[–]halfbent 34 points35 points ago

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This bashing will never get old.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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That's what he said.

[–]ramblerandgambler 382 points383 points ago

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literally

Oh.

Eww.

[–]ProbablyInteresting 245 points246 points ago

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If I understand the joke properly, that word fits in context.

[–]ramblerandgambler 335 points336 points ago

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Only if her bowels were evacuated upon the occasion of the assault.

[–]Acorn_Pancake 167 points168 points ago

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Can you say with absolute certainty she didn't poop a little when he punched her?

[–]Eustis 211 points212 points ago

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I was there, I felt her underpants as his fist made contact with her face.

Poop was present.

[–][deleted] 159 points160 points ago

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YOU'RE ON FIRE TODAY, EUSTIS!

[–]Eustis 127 points128 points ago

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SHIT SHIT SHIT SOMEONE PUT ME OUT!

[–]MorningHaze 35 points36 points ago

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Wit overload. Must reboot funny-sensors.

[–]Neepho 17 points18 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Eustis 17 points18 points ago

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Isn't this standard practice? If someone was helplessly beating the shit out of me, I'd probably poop too just to deter them.

"Dawg did you just shit yourself while I was trying to hit you?!"

"mrfhrgnniflunhtnck"

[–]MananWho 6 points7 points ago

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Fine. He literally beat the figurative shit out of her.

[–]Eustis 31 points32 points ago

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It's funny because poop.

[–]Eustis 155 points156 points ago

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Seth Rogen seems like a great guy to just chill and smoke a bowl with. I wish I could hang out with him.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 30 points31 points ago

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I just want to hear his laugh in person.

[–]Ramenta 222 points223 points ago

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[–]nightfan 65 points66 points ago

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This guy has the strangest and most hilarious Hollywood career.

[–]Rappican 28 points29 points ago

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It's hard to believe he has a PHD and quit being a doctor to become an actor. God bless that man(Chang).

[–]GibbsSlap 35 points36 points ago

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He has an M.D, not a PhD. I find it hilarious that his wife is a Doctor named Tran Ho.

Just sayin'

[–]AstronautMillionaire 11 points12 points ago

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His dad: YOU NO BECOME ACTOR UNTIL YOU DOKTA!

[–]WezVC 24 points25 points ago

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You are like 80% of this entire thread.

[–]razmig 22 points23 points ago*

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I got to meet him once in a non-professional environment and wasn't surprised to find him to be the nicest dude ever. Genuinely interested in talking to anybody, totally laid back, and exactly the same guy he plays in his movies.

I remember hearing his laugh from down the hall too, it was hilarious.

Proof: Photo

[–]acidsamurai 133 points134 points ago*

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Wrote this in regards to:

The difference is Rihanna is a piece of shit who STARTED the violence, but people gloss over that FACT because she's a woman. Always blame the man and absolve the woman, that's the motto of feminism. Just tell these c--ts: If you want to act like a man, don't cry when you get treated like a man. That's called "equality." And isn't it interesting how feminist c--ts always stand behind women who murder their husbands citing hypocritical reasons like "oh he beat her, so it was completely justified."

Post was deleted by the time I finished but I still wanted to post this:

Theres a difference from defending yourself and beating someone bloody. I don't care if she sucker punched him, he should have had control to stop. Your telling me chris brown can't stop her from swinging on him? If he hit her or shoved her in self defense thats fine he was protecting himself, but he knocked the shit out. He could have grabbed her and pinned her down or backed off.

If you think as a grown ass man that a lady hitting you is "equal" to one of your hits on her your a moron. I've had girls fight in front of me and NEVER have I been like "Hmm she hit me so that means this tiny girl deserves a swing right to the face two or five times...all in self defense from her "equal" hit." As a grown man I think "I can literally push this fight away from me or drag someone away" and take a rational way towards it.

Your defending a fucking lunatic who lets anger get to him and because hes made a few songs he thinks he can get away with it. I've worked security positions before and hit by multiple women (who stole and I had all right to use "equal" force) but I'm a man and I easily talked them down or brought them down with as little force as possible. Chris brown had no right at all to use "equal" force and even if he did he went beyond equal so fuck him.

EDIT!!!!!:

Please read the 2nd half of this statement I'm defending her not Chris brown, the top part was from a deleted post.

Edit 2: I think I fixed the quote finally, sorry for all the confusion I normally don't quote but that statement got me angry.

[–]TurtleMurgen 84 points85 points ago*

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I agree. Any "she hit first" argument lost water with me after I read the police report. It gave me shudders. It wasn't about self-defence in the slightest.

*Just wanted to edit to say I don't care who (or what gender) is hitting who. Nobody should be required to take a beating for fear of being punished for defending themselves (I know this is a fear for a lot of men, and that's wrong)... but there is a difference between keeping yourself safe, and taking your rage out on another human being. Especially one that is not as big or strong as you.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Much like any youtube thread, the comments made me lose all faith in humanity.

[–]warinc 18 points19 points ago*

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Put '>' in front of text you are quoting, followed by two "enter keys".

EDIT: Your text should look like this:

>Text to quote.

[–]acidsamurai 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you I think people were taking this as me saying fuck her chris was right.

[–]turkturkleton 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know, the Oscars seem pretty chill with raping 14 year olds.

[–]RockuMental68 5 points6 points ago

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Chris Brown had sex with a guy. Then called the guy a fag. The guy's all kinds of messed up.