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all 178 comments

[–]ErichZF 100 points101 points ago

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There goes Marky Mark! He finally flew like a Peacock. Thanks for letting him fly.

[–]caveman_rejoice 26 points27 points ago

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Did he.. Did he just call himself a peacock?

[–]IndieNinja 3 points4 points ago

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Let's just nip this in the bud. Peacocks can't fly.

[–]Dexmac7 11 points12 points ago

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Don't go chasin waterfalls

[–]Justin881 8 points9 points ago

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Was that on purpose? Did you know you were quoting TLC? o.O

[–]VapeVictim 6 points7 points ago

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I don't get the reference.

[–]caveman_rejoice 1 point2 points ago

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I don't want no scrubs.

[–]DieterVonKunth 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody says that unless they're quoting tlc.

[–]caveman_rejoice 0 points1 point ago

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We're just gonna have to creep. Creep.

[–]StrawberryPlague 0 points1 point ago

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I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all

[–]hamboned 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Houndie 1 point2 points ago

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Went here to post this.

[–]Anathema47 2 points3 points ago

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Saw the picture. Clicked the comments. Was not disappointed.

[–]Quill-and-parchment 2 points3 points ago

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actually that's ho-oh....

[–]Futur3Sail0r 1 point2 points ago

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I always come to the comments to get beat to the chase. Well done

[–]herpderpedia 40 points41 points ago

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Ho-oh! Catch it!

[–]PartyBusGaming 2 points3 points ago

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I accidentally used my masterball on a Caterpie... dammit

[–]derpes 1 point2 points ago

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my first thought as well

[–]AbaddonSF 189 points190 points ago

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They can fly?!?!? TIL faceplam

[–]SlyFoxOfSeattle 41 points42 points ago

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Yes but I believe the males lose the ability if their mating plumage becomes too large. Therefore it acts as a sexual selective pressure, because a bird that could survive without flying and having so much "useless" plumage has to have good genes.

[–]bang_Noir 49 points50 points ago

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So it's either get laid, or fly. Tough decision.

[–]leeloodallasmultipas 9 points10 points ago

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I'd rather fly. But I'm a girl.

[–]suffer-cait -3 points-2 points ago

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same here

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 1 point2 points ago

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That makes you the TARGETS of all of this. Best wishes.

[–]AllTattedUpJay 8 points9 points ago

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I believe the males lose the ability if their mating plumage becomes too large.

It sounds more like either the ability to fly or a dick that prevents flight due to its size and weight

[–]wolvmatt 3 points4 points ago*

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Nope. Bang_Noir got it right. Either they can fly or they have a good chance of finding a mate.

edit: typed "bad" when I meant "good."

[–]wecameasbromans22 1 point2 points ago

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I think you meant a good chance of finding a mate.

[–]AllAccessAndy 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, having plumage large enough to hinder flight yet still surviving shows females that a male is strong and genetically fit. They are more likely to choose one who can't fly over a better flyer with poorer plumage

[–]derpes 0 points1 point ago

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So if they fly, they have a better chance of getting laid?

sounds like bang_Noir got it wrong

[–]n0exit 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Plumage gets you laid. Doesn't let you fly.

[–]Dominiking 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like when Zoidberg went back to his home planet to mate.

[–]MastaPlanMan 0 points1 point ago

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All of the wild peacocks in California I've seen can fly, so it's probably not that common.

[–]redgator 26 points27 points ago

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Seriously, I think that may actually be a peacock that OP just threw off the roof.

[–]davesterist 1 point2 points ago

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Yup... plus they are in a vacuum seeing as to how the feathers are unaffected by the fall.

[–]foxysharp 0 points1 point ago

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So this one time on the 10th floor of a hotel, my cousin sees a couple of pigeons on the balcony. He gets the brilliant idea to capture one and proceeds to creep up on them. In one giant leap he lands into the pool of pigeon and feathers, and rises with his awesome prize. He proudly turns to me and says, "Watch this how quick I can kill him!". He rapidly spins around an winds up the pigeon like a boss. Before my 6 year old mouth can spit out the words my brain was thinking, he propels the bird at a high rate of speed straight off the balcony. Pigeon opens wings and flies off to his buddies.

Yeah, he's still that bright.

[–]vbl 6 points7 points ago

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I only recently learned this as well, but because I watched Kung Fu Panda 2.

[–]Tannerthejay 0 points1 point ago

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-.- In Kung Fu Panda 2 he glides with just his tail.

[–]MarySwanson 4 points5 points ago

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I found this awesome slo-mo video of a peacock in flight

[–]aalamb 2 points3 points ago

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Technically, he's not really flying, he's falling with style.

[–]MarySwanson 0 points1 point ago

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True..but it's so magestic! And they had to have flown up to get on that roof at some point.

[–]rmhawesome 2 points3 points ago

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peacocks live in my neighborhood, they can't fly but they can glide a couple feet and jump around. It's not uncommon to see them on the roof

[–]ablegreen 0 points1 point ago

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PV?

[–]rmhawesome 0 points1 point ago

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LG, CA

[–]ploptastic 0 points1 point ago

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they cant fly, but they can jump higher than you might think.

[–]FragPoppa -1 points0 points ago

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lol Same reaction here!

[–]suscida[S] 21 points22 points ago

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[–]MastaPlanMan 11 points12 points ago

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Why the fuck is that guy's profile picture Tom Cruise with testicles on his head?

[–]suscida[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, but all I do know, is that I now love him P2.

[–]BeastModeYouBeezy 16 points17 points ago

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DAT PLUMAGE.

[–]vocaltalentz 8 points9 points ago

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Goddammit, "The Other Guys" have totally changed my perception of peacocks.

[–]BarbarossaFrigyes 19 points20 points ago

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TIL peacocks can fly.

[–]Skreech2011 9 points10 points ago

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Peacocks fly? I honestly always thought they were flightless birds. TIL

[–]biggmclargehuge 6 points7 points ago

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It's not flying, it's falling with style

[–]tortuga_de_la_muerte 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty bird, but Peacocks are assholes.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1 point2 points ago

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There was a show I saw where a couple had their property infested with peacocks. I guess they bought a pair, and they bred like crazy and they never did anything to stop it. It looked like pure hell. I'll see if I can locate the video.

[–]Neodymium 0 points1 point ago

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please do

[–]i_heart_boobs 4 points5 points ago

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Whoa. Mother fucking phoenix.

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 6 points7 points ago*

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There is a peacock infestation in my hometown. These birds are super dumb, super terrible at flying, and sound like dying cats. All in all I'm not a huge fan. A koala infestation would be better.

[–]RaptorPrincess 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with you completely. Also, yay for a Mitch Hedberg reference. :D

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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TIL Peacocks can fly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me, too. And I have this icky, creepy feeling that I'm older than you, and therefore have no excuse for not knowing this already.

[–]ZexCo 2 points3 points ago

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My girlfriend after showing her: "it looks like someone just through it up in the air"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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threw*?

[–]ZexCo 7 points8 points ago

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nope she actually meant through, confused now?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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whaa!? yes.

[–]Shakebabies 1 point2 points ago

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Big dummy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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? lol stop creeping

[–]Shakebabies 1 point2 points ago

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Big dummy.

[–]HeterosAreGay 2 points3 points ago

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what was it about evolution that said STAND OUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

[–]dolphinhj 4 points5 points ago

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Sex.

[–]HeterosAreGay 0 points1 point ago

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But... predators.

[–]dolphinhj 14 points15 points ago

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But...fine peahen pussay.

[–]HeterosAreGay 1 point2 points ago

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I guess you're right

[–]dolphinhj 0 points1 point ago

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Now you're playing with power.

[–]HeterosAreGay 1 point2 points ago

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Are dolphins good at hand jobs?

[–]dolphinhj 1 point2 points ago

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who told you that???

[–]HeterosAreGay 0 points1 point ago

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Your username

[–]dolphinhj 1 point2 points ago

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thats been my online name since 2007.

[–]timothytandem 0 points1 point ago

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Mate selection

[–]ejholmgren 2 points3 points ago

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EPIC pheasant hunting.

[–]DarkFox56 2 points3 points ago

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I work at a zoo where there are several dozen free roaming peacocks and peahens. Every now and then there is a rebellious bastard who will fly over a fence and run away. We eventually get a call from someone in a close by neighborhood that is complaining of a peacock hangin out in their yard.

[–]stfunee 2 points3 points ago

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Ten girls just got their new "tattoo idea" from this picture.

[–]sweetmitchell 2 points3 points ago

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Afternoon delight. Isn't that the rest of the lyrics? Oh......never mind. Peacocks not skyroc........

[–]suddenlystrange 3 points4 points ago

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I must go, my people need me.

[–]dp430 4 points5 points ago

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It looks like Moltres, the legendary fire bird pokemon.

[–]antispimmer 14 points15 points ago

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This is definitely Ho-Oh.

[–]3rd_degree_burn 1 point2 points ago

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Ctrl F Ho-Oh. Well done, good sir.

[–]dp430 -3 points-2 points ago

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original 150 (or 151) > The surfeit amount of others.

[–]lartones 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]dalvarad12 1 point2 points ago

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You look stupid in your outfit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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FABULOUS!!!!

[–]farewell2RMS 0 points1 point ago

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Fly you fabulous son a bitch!

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 1 point2 points ago

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i bet they taste delicious

[–]nsamps11 1 point2 points ago

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Imma peacock ya gotta let me fly!!

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 1 point2 points ago

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After I saw that for the first time, I began my training and knew one day I would catch the pokemon

[–]TravelingTJ 1 point2 points ago

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Geez i've never understood why people are so amazed by these. I must just be bitter because they've taken over my neighborhood and live in all the big oak trees and constantly make their annoying noises in the middle of the night. Yes they fly, not always for a long time but they do. I'm just glad my dogs have eaten a few.

[–]MrMackay 1 point2 points ago

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Ha ha! You said pea.

[–]Radwagon 1 point2 points ago

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I know I'm hella late to the party, but I've seen this sight at a small town brewery in MN.

[–]xebo 1 point2 points ago

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Peacock's scare the shit out of me. I scream like a little girl when they start fluffing their feathers.

[–]IrIr 1 point2 points ago

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WHO THE HELL LET THAT FLY

[–]JustSuet 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RaptorPrincess 1 point2 points ago

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They can fly like chickens or some wild fowl can fly: short distances, usually just enough to get to tree branches where they roost at night away from predators.

Grew up at a riding stable in a regional park, where peacocks were an introduced attraction to the area. They breed easily, and every year a lot of babies were given to zoos or other parks to minimize the population. Even with coyotes and mountain lions in the area, their numbers were out of control.

Also, they're cocky assholes who will chase cats, approach people, and fly out of bushes when you're riding spooky horses in the arena. I learned firsthand, peacocks are the jerks of the avian world.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Wookie_Sauce 1 point2 points ago

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Made me think of this

[–]bluescholars 2 points3 points ago

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love the 40k reference with respect to peacocks lol

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me think of the old Mozilla Firebird logo.

[–]housnap 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the Valefor summon.

[–]spacemanspiff37 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! They're even more awesome than I thought.

[–]Ylikone 0 points1 point ago

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It's the return of the Christ.

[–]remotefixonline 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GamerBum 0 points1 point ago

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Fly like a peacock... reach for the skyyyy

[–]PhonyUsername 0 points1 point ago

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rise of the phoenix

[–]prawnhead 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda looks like Majora's Mask

[–]Matrinka 0 points1 point ago

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This is nothing a few firaga spells can't take care of.

[–]katarokkar 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me want to learn how to play an instrument and start a band just to make this picture the cover of our debut album.

[–]lhmatt 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be terrified if many centuries ago I came across one of these flying without never seeing/hearing of one.

[–]CaitlinThomas29 0 points1 point ago

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This is possibly one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

[–]thekingbarron 0 points1 point ago

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A pea WHAT?!

[–]OptionalEngineer 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think HO-OH?

[–]DLun203 0 points1 point ago

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"About as much as a penguin"

[–]milz4897 0 points1 point ago

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HO-OH

[–]Tannerthejay 0 points1 point ago

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And no, for you Kung Fu Panda 2 lovers out there, peacocks do not fly with there tail.

[–]padawangabe 0 points1 point ago

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You would do well to check out the third item on this list.

[–]Tannerthejay 0 points1 point ago

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Whot?

[–]voodooeconomics 0 points1 point ago

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Its like Pokemon snap!

[–]Skeptikalmatter 0 points1 point ago

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Looks delicious

[–]ButtonwillowMcKitrik 0 points1 point ago

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so epic

[–]Reddit_Kung_Fu 0 points1 point ago

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had no idea they could fly.

[–]buttersnipz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DancesWithLurkers 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought. Damn you, Internet.

[–]aedinius 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, let's just settle this right now: peacocks can't fly.

[–]ChokingVictim 0 points1 point ago

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It looks kind of like a human bodybuilder with tiny legs and a tiny head.

[–]iHeartCoolStuff 0 points1 point ago

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THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS CAN FLY!?!

[–]gerkinator 0 points1 point ago

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i showed this to someone and they went "AH MY BRAIN!" Mind actually blown...

[–]varanone 0 points1 point ago

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A peacock is neither a pea nor a cock.

[–]idownvoteallposts 0 points1 point ago

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That's a goddamn phoenix!

[–]Seabrisket 0 points1 point ago

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[–]strongo 0 points1 point ago

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those things fly?

[–]GingerFresh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Globem4n 0 points1 point ago

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immediate reference to the Other guys... :D

[–]rhoula 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone animate this already beautiful picture please?

[–]Powerkart 0 points1 point ago

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Ho-Oh!

[–]pav413 0 points1 point ago

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Um I didn't even know they were capable of flight. Wow kind of scared now.

[–]coraleaterlinda 0 points1 point ago

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Now they can hate you from the air too.

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

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TIL peacocks fly

[–]zhirinovsky 0 points1 point ago

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Like the flag of Papua New Guinea...

[–]hrtbrkrkd 0 points1 point ago

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gather enough materia and you can summon your own

[–]A_Squared 0 points1 point ago

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Those fuckers fly?!

[–]pitosamigos 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl+F Katy Perry: 0 out of 0

Really guys?

[–]plusimhungryforshit 0 points1 point ago

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I hope somebody sees this because fuck Peacocks. My surrounding neighborhood is infested with them and they are the shittiest vermin. They are always cawwing and take the hugest diarrhea shits on my car. Fuck peacocks.

[–]rhoula 0 points1 point ago*

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Shouldn't it be called shitcocks then

[–]K12mello 0 points1 point ago

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Ho-oh...I knew you were real!

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't it just leaping into the air (to find a potential mate/be seen by one)?

[–]Buhrdt 0 points1 point ago

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Peacocks are assholes.

[–]froge 0 points1 point ago

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False. Ho-oh.

[–]fintel 0 points1 point ago

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peacocks can fly?

[–]suprsolutions 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like a Native American seeing his spirit animal.

[–]IS_THIS_SANDIEGO 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS SAN DIEGO WILD ANIMAL PARK

[–]ProperSauce 0 points1 point ago

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A flying curtain appeared!

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point ago

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Someone warn Po, that's evil peacock is back!

[–]UgghThisSucks 0 points1 point ago

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is anyone else curious if peacocks somehow developed an ability through evolution to look like elephents as a defense mechanism? I mean that thing looks ecactly like an elephant, with blue eyes and everything.

[–]Geminii27 0 points1 point ago

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Seventeen hours, and still no "Look upon me, Equestria!"

notbad.jpg

[–]robotspacetime 0 points1 point ago

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A penguin! And he's been drinking! Wait a minute... penguins can't fly... PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!

[–]goniss 0 points1 point ago

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COMETH AT ME, BRETHREN.

[–]I_make_things 0 points1 point ago

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A peacock that has slammed into a window.

[–]omgukk 0 points1 point ago

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Was looking for a peacock fight.

[–]donjobs 0 points1 point ago

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lol pee cock

[–]court101 0 points1 point ago

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Q. What do you call a female peacock? A. a peacunt

thank you George Carlin

[–]big_red__man 0 points1 point ago

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That's a gorgeous swamp eagle

[–]rhoula 0 points1 point ago

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Peacock joke:

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow, purple.

The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son

[–]Ron_Swanson_says -5 points-4 points ago

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No animal on God's green earth is more useless than a peacock. I once killed one and ate it, but it tasted worse than Tammy two's cooking

[–]JoseWolf32 -1 points0 points ago

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He's about to take someone down to the Federal Reserve.

[–]occupythekitchen -1 points0 points ago

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It looks like an angel, I would have trolled a lot of people in the dark ages with a flying peacock

[–]lbr218 -1 points0 points ago

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Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy as fuck? I've always thought peacocks were kind of creepy due to their plumage looking like a million freaky eyes, but this is even worse.

[–]Caveman788 -5 points-4 points ago

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I love when stupid girls cunts think that the pretty ones are the females.

[–]synap5is -1 points0 points ago

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reminds me of the kung fu panda peacock