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[–]aazaazaa 20 points21 points ago

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I could sit watching this .gif for hours.

[–]incredulitor 10 points11 points ago

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[–]MrMooky 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's Diabeto...

[–]McLovin804 6 points7 points ago

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Can't. Score. Goal.

[–]AngryEnt 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Geauxtoguy 6 points7 points ago

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I just want to thank you for posting this in the current tread and not making a new thread with [FIXED].

[–]AngryEnt 4 points5 points ago

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I do what I can in this community.

[–]scumbag-reddit 4 points5 points ago

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Somebody give this man a cookie. Maybe a special prize as well ;).

[–]sammychammy 5 points6 points ago

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Glad to see Manny's trying some new sports.

[–]redditat-tat 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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I'M SORRY YOU'VE HAD THAT EXPERIENCE, CHIEF! NOT ALL OF US ARE SUCH GRUMPY GUSES, THOUGH. STICK AROUND!

[–]NoojNoj 5 points6 points ago

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I thought you were gone from Reddit forever. I don't remember why i thought this. WELCOME BACK GOOD SIR.

[–]reddit_stats 16 points17 points ago*

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[–]BetYouCanNotTellMe 7 points8 points ago

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Can you run that on my account please?

[–]reddit_stats 4 points5 points ago

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[–]snoosh00 4 points5 points ago

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how bout for my cake day?

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[–]JordanBelcher 3 points4 points ago

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Run it on yourself!

[–]reddit_stats 2 points3 points ago

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[–]JordanBelcher 4 points5 points ago

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Nice- Just one thing:

It says #% apporval, not approval.

It's the little things that annoy me the most :/

[–]Lil_Benny 0 points1 point ago

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woah that's amazing, but don't do it on my account cuz my stats are embarrassing...

[–]Mazzasaurus_Rex 0 points1 point ago

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whoa. this is awesome.

[–]mateo_36 1 point2 points ago

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Do me next! :o

[–]reddit_stats 2 points3 points ago

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[–]StopHittingOnMe 1 point2 points ago

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Curious, do me! :)

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[–]CodexAcc 1 point2 points ago

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Too far to do me?

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[–]thegillenator 0 points1 point ago

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do me do me do me!

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[–]RobbieGee 0 points1 point ago

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Mememe!

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[–]BetYouCanNotTellMe 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]OrigamiHandGrenade 0 points1 point ago

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congrats, 3% more approval than polite_allcaps_guy

[–]BetYouCanNotTellMe 0 points1 point ago

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Hell if it wasn't for r/Libertarian and r/islam my % would be in the high 90% :)

[–]UnrivalleD[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Do OP? :D

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[–]linkkjm 0 points1 point ago

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Im German. Run it or zi frauline dies.

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[–]dora_winifred_read 4 points5 points ago

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The fact that the process is immediately repeated makes it so much more relevant.

[–]tigerslovecinnamon 5 points6 points ago

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One day the ball will hit you in the nuts instead and then you'll know how I feel when I give my opinion on Reddit.

[–]cstrong 2 points3 points ago

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Well perhaps, and this may sound crazy, you shouldn't kick your opinion at us. And you might want to lay off the burritos for a while too. Maybe go for a run. But mostly don't kick your opinions at things.

[–]Braindog 2 points3 points ago

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waddles away

[–]LessQQ42 2 points3 points ago

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If you look closely you can see that the kid is fat.

[–]Goodtimee 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Boom_Boom_Crash 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit doesn't want your opinion, it wants its own opinion in different words.

[–]birened 2 points3 points ago

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Manny, watch whare you are keeecking!!

[–]boccob 2 points3 points ago

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Me too man. Me too.

[–]swordinthesound 4 points5 points ago

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Unsubscribe from r/atheism. Problem solved.

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Because its a huge circle jerk right?

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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That's because you're fat.

[–]Goto10 1 point2 points ago

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I like how he goes to kick it again with his left foot and his face takes care of it instead.

[–]EmoQueen2131 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahah Thats what happens when i play football ! x

[–]kingrecon 1 point2 points ago

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i know how you feel fellow chunky child

[–]Recombinant 1 point2 points ago

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Either that or nothing.

[–]lolagranolacan 1 point2 points ago

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You get that much attention? I'd love to see my comment bounce back. Bounce anywhere!

I knew I should have developed a personality instead of a winning smile. Damnit.

[–]UnrivalleD[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel bro

[–]MyIrrelevantOpinion 1 point2 points ago

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This is usually how I feel.

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Just me at my job interview... 2coms 27pts 9dys funny
Over and over and over 0coms 8pts 1mo funny
complaining on reddit... 3coms 29pts 2mos funny
When I give my opinion on reddit... 51coms 736pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]WezVC 1 point2 points ago

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At least he went to all that effort to change the title a little, right?

[–]theshitido 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AllTheTwelves 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AllTheTwelves 1 point2 points ago

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I went out my way to find it, haha. I had saved your thread in my gifs folder on my other account. Took a little while to find, but at least someone appreciates it.

[–]NickGraves 0 points1 point ago

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That's why you don't kick it towards a wall that is going to bounce it back.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 0 points1 point ago

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Close, but not close enough. I nicely hand my opinion (the ball) to them, they just toss it back.

[–]ImmabouttogoHAM 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha! Your opinions SUCK!

[–]calebhall 0 points1 point ago

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You become a fatass?

[–]kavajua 0 points1 point ago

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"HAHAHA Its funny cuz he's fat"

[–]Fauscailt 0 points1 point ago

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...It comes back and hits you in the boob.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

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You get to hit a fat kid in the face that just kicked you into a wall?

[–]calrebsofgix 0 points1 point ago

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Usually, my opinions only result in downvotes.

[–]peeted 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you should try being right more often then.

[–]negromanceryorick 0 points1 point ago

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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S FAT!

[–]Dumpster_Baby 0 points1 point ago

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Please use /r/reactiongifs

[–]InternetNinjacy -1 points0 points ago

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Well, you're wrong. It's nothing like that.

[–]Finaltidus 3 points4 points ago

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i have you tagged as crazy happy turtle...why???

[–]Sabin10 -1 points0 points ago

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You might be an idiot then. I don't know though, it's just an idea. You probably are though.

[–]zZGINERZz -1 points0 points ago

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It looks like the kid on modern family XD

[–]JeremyKean -1 points0 points ago

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As in, they just downvoted you a lot?

People use downvotes incorrectly all the time. They're supposed to be used for things that do or don't contribute to conversation, but everyone uses them for their opinion. The problem is, this is just inevitable. Everyone has an opinion, and not everyone wants to start up a conversation. In a perfect reddit, everyone would know how to use upvotes and downvotes, but they just don't.

The harsh truth is that most of the time, controversial opinions are just unwelcomed. Don't act like a victim just because people don't agree with you. It happens to everyone.

[–]UnrivalleD[S] 1 point2 points ago

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And sadly, you were downvoted ):

[–]JeremyKean 1 point2 points ago

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Bit ironic, isn't it?

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[–]McLovin804 1 point2 points ago

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No, it gets thrown back in your face without a moments notice...

[–]foxclaw45[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Its cuz you're fat and Mexican....it's one of those

[–]jakethefakez -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you, good christian.

[–]Placid_Platypus -1 points0 points ago

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Reddit: Agree with the Hivemind or be down-voted.

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[–]homophobic_jerk -2 points-1 points ago

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I bet u r fat like kid to, u twinky sucker. bet u like balls in ur face. fagot.