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[–]Todarus 143 points144 points ago

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How the hell is this the first Firefly reference I've seen on Reddit in 4 months??

[–]newskul 20 points21 points ago

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you have not been paying attention. I see the quote "I'll be in my bunk" at least once a day.

[–]Gark32 6 points7 points ago

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also the Mal "no, uh. . i . . .fuck." gif.

[–]newskul 4 points5 points ago

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I was never sure if that was from Firefly or Castle

[–]Todarus 2 points3 points ago

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I think that was from Castle. His costume didn't look very Firefly-ish. Although, it could have been from the ballroom episode, with the sword fight...

[–]Gark32 0 points1 point ago

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that's what i thought, but i guess it is castle.

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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Is it any good? I've never really watched it. I don't get Stars, or however they spell it.

[–]Azeal 1 point2 points ago

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castle is on ABC......

And it's pretty funny. Obviously not Firefly, but Nathan Fillion does a pretty good job.

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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Really? I could have sworn it was on one of those premium movie channels. I'll have to watch it then. Thanks!

I like Nathan Fillion in most of the things he's done, but none compare with Firefly.

[–]BoboForShort 0 points1 point ago

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I also saw this same post, title and all, on the front page less than a month ago. Karma whore indeed.

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm... Perhaps I forgot. Thanks for the info.

[–]quadatomic 38 points39 points ago

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Go to /r/firefly !

[–]NorseGod 18 points19 points ago

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Thank you, I'm now going to lose the next 5 days of my life....

[–]DizzyNW -1 points0 points ago

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Worth it

[–]Ragegar 2 points3 points ago

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No, not again reddit, I need sleep! What have you done to me!

[–]arrr2d2 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that's not really a reference; that's a dedicated subreddit. Now, if oblique references are becoming more rare, perhaps it's because Firefly's cult following is moving on with their lives. For shame.

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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Really? All of my friends have become increasingly obsessed with it lately. Firefly, Farscape and Babylon 5 are all we talk about. At least at 3am.

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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Dear G-d! I'm not going to get any sleep tonight. I'm not sure if I should thank you or not...

[–]chucktestlacoil 6 points7 points ago

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Well... this is a repost... So the standards 2-4 week repost waiting period is over, so you got another chance to see this one.

[–]Dr___Awkward 0 points1 point ago

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You're browsing the wrong subreddits? It seems like every other comment thread I see has Firefly references.

[–]Dr_Dippy 0 points1 point ago

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Because you missed this exact pic when it was posted last month

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I don't get on often enough. Quick! Tell me random /r/'s so I won't have a life for the next 72 hours!

[–]BrokenDex 0 points1 point ago

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The main subreddits went mainstream. Go deeper.

[–]Todarus 0 points1 point ago

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Deeper, into the jaws of Death? Got it.

[–]Wagnam 75 points76 points ago

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA COMPAN-EE-OOOON!!

[–]Charlievil 19 points20 points ago

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GIVE ME UPVOTES... Give me upvoooo-ooo-ooootes.

[–]bobbieluvsya 7 points8 points ago

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Upvotes would be comin' if you didn't repost that shit

I can't stand it

I can't stand iiit

[–]Spongebobu 1 point2 points ago

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I love you both immensely.

[–]DoWhile 1 point2 points ago

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YOU CUM AND GOOOOO

[–]madlordofestnoth 79 points80 points ago

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Judge R: why did you downvote that woman? Plaintiff: She was dressed like a karma whore -she was asking for it! So I downvoted her ass. Victim: Just because I wear certain things, doesn't mean I'm a karma whore! Plaintiff: You were dressed in cats!

[–]robin5670 6 points7 points ago

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Plaintiff: Rescued cats! From Iran!

[–]missmichellini 2 points3 points ago

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flinch

That would be the softest, most pissed off outfit ever. With claws.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 27 points28 points ago

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Inara, you have my upvote. And no autocorrect, I didn't want you to change Inara to Omar. I don't know Omar so he will not get my upvote.

[–]Nutella_the_Hun 17 points18 points ago

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[–]lesser_panjandrum 6 points7 points ago

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Oh indeed.

[–]thestraylightpun 4 points5 points ago*

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Go watch the goddamn Wire already.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16832317/images/1320374627070.jpg

Firefly was a great show. The Wire is the greatest show ever made.

[–]Lewke 6 points7 points ago

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Serenity was a film. Firefly was a show.

[–]Theotherscottpilgrim 0 points1 point ago

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I'll get the flaming torches, you open up the barn door.

[–]Lewke -1 points0 points ago

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Who will get the pitchforks?

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[–]Lewke 0 points1 point ago

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More like dickforks, AMIRITE?

[–]thestraylightpun -1 points0 points ago

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Oh duh, my bad.

[–]DepletionRegion 11 points12 points ago

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[–]FredL2 2 points3 points ago

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Whore Cube?

[–]El_Zorro09 17 points18 points ago

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She's in Homeland now.

Still. So. hot.

[–]focus_st23 14 points15 points ago

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And naked

[–]aspiringvoiceactor 4 points5 points ago

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Requesting photo/video confirmation.

[–]focus_st23 0 points1 point ago

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I don't remember which episodes she was nude in but there's definitely boobs and bush, no doubt.

[–]El_Zorro09 8 points9 points ago

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with boobs

[–]AndrewCarnage 12 points13 points ago

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The best kind of naked.

[–]hexag1 2 points3 points ago

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who is it?

[–]notcaffeinefree 3 points4 points ago

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That would be Morena Baccarin.

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[–]burgabunz 4 points5 points ago

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you have a mac? SO BRAVE

[–]lridescent 18 points19 points ago

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The irony is that this is a pretty common repost.

[–]CheatasaurusRex 5 points6 points ago

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This is the billionth time this has been posted.

[–]MundaneHymn 0 points1 point ago

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I use this as a reaction image ALL the time. Never even occurred to me to post it here...

[–]Kuusou 6 points7 points ago

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Yes Orici.

Blessed are the Ori.

[–]rawr122 0 points1 point ago

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hallowed are the Ori

[–]The_Darcinator 4 points5 points ago

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"Oh. And that's the last time you get to call me a whore." lol k

[–]slim034 5 points6 points ago

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[–]CottageMcMurphy 4 points5 points ago

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What free karma? Go there, post, then upvote EVERYTHING.

[–]andy96 0 points1 point ago

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/r/FreeKarma has more subscribers.

[–]CottageMcMurphy 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but we're whores...

[–]CottageMcMurphy 1 point2 points ago

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andy96, you have been banned at r/InstantlyBanned. For no, apparent, reason.

[–]andy96 0 points1 point ago

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I noticed. Odd.

[–]oinktuba 2 points3 points ago

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I think they may prefer Karma Chameleon

[–]doobist 1 point2 points ago

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ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng

[–]Moatman 1 point2 points ago

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Does that mean that in V she played a Karma Chameleon?

[–]schlechtwolf 1 point2 points ago

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I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this post.

[–]isfromthefuture 1 point2 points ago

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I'm constantly surprised by just how accurate Joss predicted the future with this show.

[–]omgarm 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get why this was downvoted.

[–]kukul 1 point2 points ago

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I'd penetrate her so hard that the one to pull me out would become the next king of England.

[–]ultrahedgehog 1 point2 points ago

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I am a straight female, but good Lord is Morena Baccarin hot.

[–]Talbotus 1 point2 points ago

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We also repost. Apparently

[–]BigOrangeBall 1 point2 points ago

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Karma karma karma karma karma companioooooooon you come and go. You come and gooo.....

[–]FuckEnglish 1 point2 points ago

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What's the preferred nomenclature for reposting fucksticks?

[–]TooManyInLitter 4 points5 points ago

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Really? no love for Inara and Firefly?

[–]patefoisgras 3 points4 points ago

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I love River.

[–]somuchbacon 1 point2 points ago

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River Tam beating up everyone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8CYWGDxdQ0

Relevant XKCD: http://xkcd.com/311/

But yes, Summer Glau.

Were I unwed I'd take her in a manly fashion.

[–]patefoisgras 0 points1 point ago

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I just absolutely lost it when I saw the vid of her training those moves.

[–]somuchbacon 0 points1 point ago

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She can actually do all the moves, thats the crazy part.

note to self, never get on Summer Glau's bad side.

[–]HeadJounin215 -1 points0 points ago

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I am now instantaneously out at 90° right now

[–]Mr_Weiss 3 points4 points ago

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Or the infamous, karma "escort"

[–]koshkakartoshka 1 point2 points ago

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I have a problem with your chosen profession

[–]immarried 0 points1 point ago

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Came up a little short did ya?

[–]ginjah_ninjah 0 points1 point ago

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AMAZING

[–]Dongface 0 points1 point ago

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The irony of this post is not lost on me.

[–]noseonarug17 0 points1 point ago

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Life = better

[–]TheAmbiguityBuster 0 points1 point ago

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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Compaaaan-eeee-on!

[–]ThatdudeTum 0 points1 point ago

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Just watched the full season for the first time ever. Was absolutely blown away by the show, and cried when it was over

[–]Disco_Drew 0 points1 point ago

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This is one person about whom I can say "holy shit that woman is smokin hot" and not get a dirty look from my SO. She agrees with me.

[–]shuamu 0 points1 point ago

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I would upvote Morena Baccarin all night.

[–]berserker87 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that also the chick from Homeland?

[–]ReverendGonzoLC 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet

[–]Rosur 0 points1 point ago

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that reminds me I should go watch some while I still have my free month of netflix.

[–]kielbasa330 0 points1 point ago

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A real Karma Whore would have included cleavage in the picture.

[–]hunter_2_thompson 0 points1 point ago

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She's on Homeland now and she has her tits out every other episode.

[–]tookiselite12 0 points1 point ago

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you say toh-may-toe, i say toh-mah-toe.

[–]erichg313 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this show not airing? I miss it so much.

[–]Jennyd242 0 points1 point ago

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Did the OP intend for the song karma chameleon to pop into my head when I read 'karma companion'? It's stuck now dammit! Never really much liked Inara, she was way too uppity for Captain Mal.

[–]NoctGent 0 points1 point ago

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A whore is a whore, no matter how small.

[–]Quarter09 0 points1 point ago

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This just made my day I'm actually watching the last episode right now.

[–]TheLowSpark 0 points1 point ago

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Friends of the road, buddy.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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I'd trade my karma for that.

[–]LCS_UofG 0 points1 point ago

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I used to waste a lot of time with trophies and when people called me a trophy whore I'd say, I prefer to think of myself as a trophy connoisseur. Now if I had ever bought a game strictly for trophies then I'd call myself a whore.

[–]UnicornOnTheCobb 0 points1 point ago

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Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma com-pan-ion!

[–]beanso 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of...

[–]6Guitarmetal6 0 points1 point ago*

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I prefer Karma Connoisseur

[–]TjallingOtter 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I prefer Karma Chameleon

[–]TheJames69 0 points1 point ago

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Ironically this is a repost

[–]HeyitistillKate 0 points1 point ago

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I just started watching Firefly on Netflix this morning. Any other day and I would not have gotten this reference. Going on episode 7. Why did this show only last a season?

[–]masbert 0 points1 point ago

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One season and a movie sadly.

[–]Dr_Dippy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kisho420 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, "Karma Whore" is not the preferred nomenclature

[–]siveme[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Well I prefer karma chameleon.

[–]nicm125 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched Firefly for the first time today. I'm glad this reference makes sense.

[–]Ranunculus_Auricomus 0 points1 point ago

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Immediately: WAHHHHHH

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that humped their screen? Dont lie now

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking upvotes!

Firstly I've not seen this before. Secondly, I think it's pretty clever. Thirdly, it's Firefly. All measure of success have been met. You have one upvote in reality, but ten in spirit op. If you did actually just repost this, I will retract all the above.

[–]sideways86 0 points1 point ago

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best retract it all then. This is the king of all reposts. Gets reposted about once every month.

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 0 points1 point ago

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Every day is repost day, I suppose.

[–]perseus13 -5 points-4 points ago

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For fuck's sake this is like the 10th time i've seen this shit.

[–]Doctor0Doctors 4 points5 points ago

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And it's my first. Quit complaining.

[–]CPTkeyes317 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody spends too much time on r/new and not enough on the front page

[–]MaxFactory -2 points-1 points ago

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Firefly is terrible. Just saying.

[–]tripole 0 points1 point ago

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You know what... fuck you... fuck your mother, and fuck all things you love.... because firefly is AMAZING. Oh, and fuck rick santorum... because hes a dickburger.

[–]MaxFactory 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no, not all the things I love! How am I supposed to explain to them that someone on the internet disagrees with my opinion?

[–]Lopiuo0 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not sure if I should upvote or downvote this repost, because of the irony of the situation. It's brilliant.

[–]Blahblahblahinternet -1 points0 points ago

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waka waka

[–]oryxa -1 points0 points ago

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I lol'd.

[–]Pielo -1 points0 points ago

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Karma escort - is the correct term*

[–]bluebomber -1 points0 points ago

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Worst...sci-fi...ever.

[–]pgibso -2 points-1 points ago

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I believe that is supposed to be a picture if a cat.