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Don't even know what to say... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Potatofist 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit, is that a Pizza Hut drive through?

[–]Msj2705 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

Which I think is a valid excuse to be fat.

[–]kieferbutt 1 point2 points ago

Ahem, Taco Bell/Pizza Hut

[–]Potatofist 0 points1 point ago

What is this Murrican sorcery?

[–]Hadowscas 8 points9 points ago

Only in America? Or Americuh!

[–]cyrilio 3 points4 points ago

Muricah!

[–]jigglesv 6 points7 points ago

MURKA!!!

[–]wetworm1 2 points3 points ago

They took er jerbs!

[–]Themingemac 1 point2 points ago

DAY TOK R JEBS

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

Put this on your ipod. I'm a horrible person.

[–]herrrr-me-nerrrr 2 points3 points ago

They only let their best customers go through the drive up without a car

[–]Roscoe_cracks_corn 2 points3 points ago

"What the hell?" seems pretty appropriate.

[–]Ayrayray 1 point2 points ago

If there's a weight sensor, I'm sure it went off with her.

[–]chemguy90 2 points3 points ago

I know what to say: REPOST

[–]Intrepid00 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I saw this a while back too.

[–]spikerbs 2 points3 points ago

AMERICA! FAT YEAH!

[–]drowsytaco 0 points1 point ago

i do,she will need a large

[–]whyamiscreaming 0 points1 point ago

She must be American.

[–]rushaz 0 points1 point ago

I know what to say. Lets form a coalition to make this picture the national symbol instead of the eagle. because this represents america much more nowdays.

[–]jtizz2008 0 points1 point ago

I do diabeetus.

[–]quasimofo2k -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]mjc1027 -5 points-4 points ago

Taking pictures of overweight people for laughs, and karma, is sad.

[–]CatKebab 4 points5 points ago

Are you overweight?

[–]I_Dock -1 points0 points ago

You say, "Dayum."

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[–]fukcatz 2 points3 points ago

yes, fat people are very sad.

is it really that hard not to weigh a millions pounds??? No, it's not.

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[–]jimbojones230 5 points6 points ago

This is completely false. It's not really cheaper, but it is much easier. I have a family of four, and we can easily get more food from a grocery store for the same price as a fast food meal. The problem is, most people aren't willing to put in the time and effort to create a meal, so they pay more for one that's made for them, and in return, also sacrifice their health. Being poor has nothing to do with it...it's being lazy.

[–]fukcatz 2 points3 points ago*

It's still a matter of choice.
Being fat is a matter of being lazy. What you just wrote is being lazy and taking the easy way out and not trying to be creative to find alternative ways on eating healthy with a budget. Wow, you might actually have to think about what you're going to eat instead of hoping on your jazzy and driving down the block to your nearest McDonalds.

Plus if you are poor, get food stamps. You cant buy mcdonalds w/ food stamps...

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[–]Msj2705 5 points6 points ago*

My family of 4 spends $100-$120 on groceries every week. We all eat 3 meals a day using these groceries. That's $25-$30 per person/week.

$25-$30 for 21 meals. This works out to $1.20-$1.42 per meal. Significantly cheaper than the $3 meals. (And we get MORE food, and it's healthier.)

[–]fukcatz 2 points3 points ago

Give me a break, if you want to be healthy, you find ways to make it work. I know a few single mothers, that work, go to school and take care of their child as well as time to work out.
wake up earlier and go to the gym. 30 mins every day at the gym will make a difference. I shit for 30 mins a day.... STOP MAKING EXCUSES TO BE LAZY!!!

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[–]fukcatz 2 points3 points ago

OMG, Step 1: put clothes on Step 2: walk outside Step 3: run around the block for 20-30 mins Step 4: go home and shower Step 5: rinse and repeat the next day Step 6: sell your jazzy and use your damn legs

[–]London_Bridge 0 points1 point ago

You gotta be a troll right? Please just tell me you're troll....

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

imagine you are involved in a car accident. you become paralyzed, and you're forced to use a wheelchair. the trauma and the loss of the ability to use your legs has made you severely depressed, so you turn into the only coping mechanism that is easily accessible - you start to stuff yourself with junk food. you're depressed and paraplegic, so you're not doing a lot of exercise, so it doesn't take much to start getting weight.

it's been a few months since the accident. your family is upset at you because you're constantly agitated, like many depressed people are. they offer very little support. you're sleeping badly, so you have very little energy. in an attempt to improve your situation, you purchase a power chair (motorized wheelchair).

you've been getting a little better, you've managed to clean your clothing and go out, and so you feel like rewarding yourself with a pizza. and so you go to your local pizza parlour. you want to go inside, but someone forgot to lower the sidewalk, and so you cannot enter the building.

but then you see that there's a drive-thru, which is accessible for wheeled vehicles. and so you go there. and that's where some douchebag sees you, takes a picture, and mocks you with all his friends. "is it really so hard to not weigh a million pounds?"

[–]fukcatz 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so that's what happened here. Makes sense now...?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

well I'm just trying to say. there are situations that make gaining weight very easy, and it's pretty douchey to attack people just based on how you find it easy to sustain your body weight.

[–]fukcatz 0 points1 point ago

Oh i'm not saying it's easy at all to stay fit.

It takes hard work and dedication... But, that's also why a lot of people are overweight. People tend to take the easy way out and say poor me instead of overcoming a challenge and succeeding. Take a chance instead of staying complacent and giving up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm not overweight at all. I'm fairly fit.

I was just trying to give an example of a situation that might have occurred that made it less easy for the person to keep a healthy weight than it is for the average person like myself.

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