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[–]SimilarImage 38 points39 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 day bowhunter6274 It's a valid arguement. /r/pics 190 1170
14 hours ItsallGray Women and Cats here 1 0

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[–]Stenzy 21 points22 points ago

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FUCKING 1 DAY AGO.

[–]MSgtGunny 19 points20 points ago

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Fucking 14 hours ago.

[–]jakemyers7 2 points3 points ago

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CHAINSAW 9 HOURS AGO

[–]no_numbers_in_name -2 points-1 points ago

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1 day ago- posted in a different sub reddit "Please don't- Complain about a link being cross-posted to multiple communities."

14 hours ago- "please do- Search for duplicates before posting. That said, sometimes bad timing, a bad title, or just plain bad luck can cause an interesting story to fail to get noticed. Feel free to post something again if you feel that the earlier posting didn't get the attention it deserved and you think you can do better.

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[–]pomegranati 5 points6 points ago

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I don't think 1170 points and 190 comments makes a post a failure.

[–]no_numbers_in_name -5 points-4 points ago

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the post with 1170 points is in a different sub reddit.

[–]stickytruth 0 points1 point ago

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Did you read the FAQ before you typed that out? It covers everything you've listed.

[–]no_numbers_in_name 0 points1 point ago

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not necessarily a response to the bot but a general response to the other posts in its tree at the time.

[–]necroblze 3 points4 points ago

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Downvote all the repost!!!

[–]Thoraxe 6 points7 points ago

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Women! Am I right, guys??

[–]Thoraxe 3 points4 points ago

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The person who wrote this had a shitty cat.

[–]Flash_Fox 2 points3 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing. I have a good guy cat. Comes when I call, sleeps in my lap and talks back when spoken to.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a man and I hate cats... does this mean I hate myself?

[–]Thoraxe 6 points7 points ago

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Correction, every quality women SAY they hate in men they love in cats.

Experience shows men who behave as described get lots of attention from women.

[–]jdutra 0 points1 point ago

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I was excited to post this comment. I always seem to forget we're all pretty much the same person...

[–]mjr4189 0 points1 point ago

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Cat's can't spend money though.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 3 points4 points ago

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neither can a man in a relationship.

Edit: Wait, I forgot the purpose of this thread. So maybe men are on our way to becoming cats...?

[–]Jetmann114 0 points1 point ago

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I had a scumbag Steve cat. ;( want to get a second one but this house is too small for it.

[–]zfusfeld 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't an obvious repost...is it. Fuck you and your shitty fucking reposts.

[–]emmas_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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cause cats are cute....

[–]chocolatetherapy 0 points1 point ago

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I dislike shallow statements like that which are supposed to sound witty and smart. Simple answer to this:

CATS ARE F'KING AWESOME!

[–]PortraitBird 0 points1 point ago

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Women with toxoplasmosis (a parasite) are more attracted to cats than women without toxoplasmosis. I mean, there are a lot of other things toxoplasmosis can do, like kill you or whatever. But yeah, it turns women into cat people. It makes men irritable.

[–]Thoraxe 0 points1 point ago

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They're also covered in hair and aren't worried about shitting is weird places.... just like dudes.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

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Solution: Everyone quit shaving so we get fluffy too.

[–]Ella_Bella 0 points1 point ago

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well we simply can't have two of you, now can we?

[–]Thoraxe -1 points0 points ago

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It is no wonder why there are so many forever alone posts.

[–]I-AGAINST-I -1 points0 points ago

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Forgot that they dont shave and only clean them selves rarely.

[–]H483R -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey paw, I learnded how to take a screen shawt.

[–]MineTorA 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a computer monitor -_-

[–]Dedmoo-five -3 points-2 points ago

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This deserves all of my upvote. Kind of explains how cats are assholes too

[–]razski -1 points0 points ago

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Nah it doesn't. The upvote, I mean.