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[–]webby_mc_webberson 11 points12 points ago

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I wish the title didn't mention bacon.

[–]ArPak 2 points3 points ago

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This is REDDIT!! BACONS ARE EVERYWHERE

[–]SykoFTW 49 points50 points ago

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[–]jeebusmcchrist 8 points9 points ago

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This comic is by far one of my favorite things on the entire internet.

[–]adrianadi -1 points0 points ago

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The funniest thing I've seen all day!

[–]Dyrty -2 points-1 points ago

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came here looking for this. FTW Syko, FTW.

[–]Qured 32 points33 points ago

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[–]GowsenBerry 1 point2 points ago

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Read the last panel in a Hannibal Lecter-esque whisper for best effect.

[–]Slyxdexic 8 points9 points ago

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[–]gilnim 0 points1 point ago

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Wow those are amazing. Thank you for posting!!!

[–]DiabolicalSchemes 3 points4 points ago

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What would bacon and honey taste like?

[–]Sir_Scrotum 6 points7 points ago

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honey-baked ham

[–]because_im_boring 11 points12 points ago*

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when i was a kid i stayed at a relatives house for a few weeks. as you probably could have guessed, there was nothing to do. so i started rummaging though their videos for anything good. i found an empty VHS box of a winnie the pooh cartoon, anyway time went on and i finally found it. guess where, behind the TV! it wasnt that good of a cartoon.

[–]trigaderzad2606 5 points6 points ago

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I was about to ask why you told us this story...then it hit me.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 2 points3 points ago

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I was about to ask why it hit you... Then it hit me as well

[–]daemonicBookkeeper 1 point2 points ago

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This is a post for tells_shitty_stories!

[–]monty055 4 points5 points ago

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Context damn you, give me some context!!!

[–]ThickRick 1 point2 points ago

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He is just fucking done with honey.

[–]scornbiann 1 point2 points ago

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I just lost it. I don't care if it's similar to other things, or even a repost. I was sitting in my room, alone, laughing hysterically for a solid minute before I got a grip on reality again, and I regret nothing.

[–]trigaderzad2606 3 points4 points ago

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I wish the first panel (and probably the second) had some more provocative, but innocent dialogue to trigger Pooh's disturbingly hilarious response to Piglet.

[–]ToastMasterX 0 points1 point ago

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Honey glazed bacon is delicious

[–]Mr_Haffke 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear his cute cuddly voice in my head saying that...strangely it fits him quite well.

[–]Mr_Haffke 0 points1 point ago

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I love how it just said i got a point "267 milliseconds ago" you have to love the accuracy.

[–]sta1994 0 points1 point ago

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i read that in his voice

[–]justsprintedhere 0 points1 point ago

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[–]myrden 0 points1 point ago

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I've already upvoted on 5 different profiles, I made four of them just to upvote this, 10 more will come later.

[–]noel_klaus 0 points1 point ago

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