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[–]asianwaste 170 points171 points ago

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[–]1541drive 132 points133 points ago

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LOL'd at the youtube commenter: "savagely mauled?... well in that case... I savagely maul my penis daily... and im about to savagely maul my pillow good night... because that bitch was UNHARMED."

[–]cardinal123 13 points14 points ago

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That comment is about to receive a hefty number of likes from us redditors.

[–]Epistaxis 57 points58 points ago

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But it was more fun when we thought she was badly injured.

[–]fischestix 12 points13 points ago

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I agree. I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt robbed when i found out she survived.

[–]hallelujah_anyway 21 points22 points ago

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unexpected ending

[–]Kratzyyy 9 points10 points ago

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Poor bear. Looks underweight. I'd be pissed too if I was chained up. Wish it still had its teeth, then maybe it could of done some real damage.

[–]DavidNatan 1 point2 points ago

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I think the bear was just lonely, isn't that how bears play with each other. Otherwise that woman wouldn't have escaped without a scratch.

[–][deleted] 497 points498 points ago

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For the love of god, stop fucking with nature.

The more you know.

[–]OctoberCat 69 points70 points ago

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NOTE TO SELF: Always carry a fluorescent light tube while hiking in bear country.

[–]Down_With_The_Crown 46 points47 points ago

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That's wtf that was? I watched it like 10 times trying to figure out what that white stuff on the bear at the end was.

[–]Ciramor 22 points23 points ago

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I'm pretty sure they shot him.

[–]HamsterHero 77 points78 points ago*

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Actually it was a long stick or pipe and the "white stuff" was just water splashing from the the bears fur. Everything survived. They just laugh it off.

[–]Patt_Bateman 14 points15 points ago

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Wow the uploader of that video is an asshole... just read his replies to someone.

[–]Man_Raptor 13 points14 points ago

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Russian women: +3 to bear fighting.

[–]Ciramor 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks, I can watch this gif again now. I just wish the man hit the stupid woman instead.

[–]sindex23 13 points14 points ago

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As long as we're wishing, I wish the bear wasn't chained up and beaten for attacking her, when any chained up creature would do the same (people included).

Also I wish the bear was made of chocolate and I had a million dollars.

[–]BionicEye 167 points168 points ago

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Seriously, chaining a wild animal to a post and then blaming it when it acts out is just... stupid. Aren't we supposed to be the smart ones?

[–]accedie 128 points129 points ago

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Who the hell is blaming it?

[–]my_man_krishna 44 points45 points ago

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The Youtube commentators, of course.

[–]primitive_screwhead 137 points138 points ago

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Youtube comments are literally the dumbest things on the internet.

[–]Gnawhoss 76 points77 points ago

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No. Yahoo comments are the dumbest things on the internet.

[–]Laziness 97 points98 points ago

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It's the same people.

[–]derptyherp 9 points10 points ago

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Question here: why when you try and research things, does yahoo!answers crop up so much. I'm on the bandwagon of hope that it's a marketing ploy from google and not because tons of people use it.

[–]ArcticSpaceman 12 points13 points ago

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I can attest to this.

Holy shit are they ever.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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In short, yes. But, I think humans have a desire to control things that aren't exactly meant to be controlled by us, in this example, a fucking bear. My personal example, my brother and his wife have this dog that hates my guts, and it tends to lash out at me whenever I visit. Common sense dictates stay the fuck away from it, but every time I see the dog I try my best to gain his trust. Why? I have no clue.

[–]RegimeBlast 44 points45 points ago

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At one time cows were called Aurochs. These were giant horned death machines that our ancestors domesticated somehow. We've enjoyed the benefits ever since.

Were we not meant to tame the Aurochs? Who decides what's meant to be controlled?

I'm glad humans domesticated so many useful creatures.

[–]stanleyfarnsworth 10 points11 points ago

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I just can't wait for my daily glass of bear milk.

[–]yarnage 15 points16 points ago

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Who said they blamed the animal? They probably did but I didn't see that anywhere in the...gif.

[–]zanhoshi 2 points3 points ago

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Another poster mentioned this and posted the original video: The people in the video laughed it off. The Youtube commenters, however, are youtube commentors.

[–]4FukSake 35 points36 points ago

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Plus have you seen them with no hair?!? Nope!!!

[–]derptyherp 18 points19 points ago

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What the. I don't even. It looks like a goat-hippopotamus hybrid.

[–]skyskr4per 28 points29 points ago

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A hippopotagoatchacabra.

[–]fishfinger 11 points12 points ago

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Hairless chimp is scarier. It's ripped. And look at the size of those fucking balls.

[–]xxTin 2 points3 points ago

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That shit ain't cute.

[–]TheRain 2 points3 points ago

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Russian women? It depends on the age, but you're right, once they're on the wrong side of 40 they do turn into little ewoks.

[–]green_cheese 1 point2 points ago

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[–]greeneagle692 262 points263 points ago

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the bear didnt look like it was mauling the man... it didnt even open it's mouth. i think the bear was just playing.

[–]rcklmbr 46 points47 points ago

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it was a girl. And it looked like the Bear was just going after more food in her hand.

[–]verycoolguy 18 points19 points ago

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You notice the girl feeds the bear one piece of food, then the bear is eating it. The girl offers the second piece while the bear is still eating.

Finally, the bear is ready to eat the second piece, but the girl backs away slightly. The bear still wants the food, so he tries to get it. He then tries to bite it over the girls shoulder.

TLDR: He never tries to eat the girl, only the food.

[–]derptyherp 1 point2 points ago

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Yea, but it didn't really seem aggressive to me. I mean the woman didn't even have any marks or anything and the bear clearly could've gotten in a good few chomps and slices.

[–]vinfx 54 points55 points ago

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Like how cats play with mice. Not very fun for the mice.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Aww bear hug!

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points ago*

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Came here to say this. The bear was just interested in the guy, and pulled him closer to be able to sniff him. The man was in no immediate danger, yet it looks like they shot the bear.

Fuck these people, and fuck anyone who uses animals as a means of amusement.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

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fuck anyone who uses animals as a means of amusement.

But...cats.

[–]thelazylunatic 85 points86 points ago

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It's them who use us for their own amusement.

[–]speciallassi 56 points57 points ago

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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

[–]derptyherp 8 points9 points ago*

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Someone, thankfully, got a video and posted it on the thread; fortunately not shot. But honestly, fuck, people in Japan have pet penguins (*couldn't find the whole video, but the penguin was rescued by these people) geese, ducks, tons of shit and live about as happy as other domesticated animals. What it comes down to is your actual concern/love for the animal and their well being over anything else, imho.

[–]clouds12 12 points13 points ago

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Actually I think they just slapped it and it got off of him. But still, fuck these guys, why won't I ever get the opportunity to give them a piece of my mind? (Or fist)

[–]Not-Impressed 9 points10 points ago

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Fuck these people, and fuck anyone who uses animals as a means of amusement.

You mean Reddit?

[–]ponyrides 3 points4 points ago

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"Abuses" probably would have been better than "uses."

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Is it wrong that I would have preferred that he had gotten mauled?

[–]nickfromredcliff 78 points79 points ago

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Yes. You know nothing about this guy.

[–]Epistaxis 15 points16 points ago

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We know he was mean to that poor widdle bear.

[–]thinkforaminute 6 points7 points ago

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Seemed to me it was trying to get at whatever the idiot was holding.

[–]iceman21 6 points7 points ago

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Indeed, if it was an attack that man would be dead before they started whacking it.

[–]crankytech 900 points901 points ago

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  1. Tie up giant wild animal and taunt it with food for your amusement.
  2. Get bitch slapped by the universe for being a cunt.
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT!

[–]DeviousMrBlonde 406 points407 points ago

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The stupidity of people around massive wild animals knows no bounds. I did a big trip through the US and the stories I heard from rangers in the parks blew my mind.

In Yellowstone, one guy ignored the 100ft rule with Grizzlies to walk up and pet a baby, he was lucky the mom had had plenty of experience with humans and only charged him. When challenged by the ranger afterwards he said he thought the rule didn't apply anymore because he got out of his car only 50ft from the animals.

Another one involved a mother determined to get a photo of her daughter with a black bear licking her daughter's hand. Honey was involved, you can guess the outcome.

People, you gotta laugh.

[–]brightsizedlife 300 points301 points ago

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I worked at a National Park in Montana this summer and it's kind of crazy. People think they're in a zoo and the animals are there for their photos and to feed.

I literally got a call from a potential visitor asking "What time do you let the bears out of their cages?"

[–]_Tyler_Durden_ 330 points331 points ago

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"The problem with people like this is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are" -- John Cleese

Interesting stuff emerges once a species is aware that there is a natural selection process...

[–]ajmueller 81 points82 points ago

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[–]luptinian 97 points98 points ago

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I like this.. but only because I like to think it doesn't apply to me

[–]funkytaco 6 points7 points ago

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It does.

Just messing with you.

[–]melancholytrumpetart 28 points29 points ago

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This thread sent me on the most peculiar train of thought across the internet. I went from a post called 'Don't fuck with bears. This is why' to your link, then discovered Plato's 'On the Soul' and was inspired to research rock growth (I wondered if the growth of rocks was comparable or even parallel to that of plants, i.e. if they had a 'soul' as Plato had defined it). After reading an interesting article on 'Large rock growth at geothermal hot springs' I concluded that rocks were simply the next rung down the ladder from plants and that perhaps even water had a soul.

[–]wacrover 31 points32 points ago

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Ever surfed Reddit

on weeeed?

[–]DanwiseG 9 points10 points ago

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Cool story bro.

I mean that in the nicest way possible.

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[–]outcold01 2 points3 points ago

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That would be a bad idea. They would have to put all the wildlife down for being human killers.

[–]anotherMrLizard 33 points34 points ago

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Unfortunately in an environment where 99% of people survive to child-bearing age, natural selection starts to favour the stupid.

[–]bass_voyeur 6 points7 points ago

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I know this isn't r/askscience, but how does natural selection now favor stupidity? I would think it favors those with high fecundity.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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And they breed.

[–]indrid_cold 7 points8 points ago

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In addition they are unable to conceive of people smarter than them, they think intelligence is just a "trick" or a bunch of bullshit that snobs do so they they can act all superior. " Just cause you went to a fancy university and use all kinds of big words don't make you smart. "

I even heard someone say " he isn't that smart he just has a really good memory and uses big words."

[–]amaefm 3 points4 points ago

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While I do agree with your point, someone with a good memory for historical facts and a good dialogue could be an absolute buffoon when it comes to critical thinking or problem solving.

[–]smellslikecomcast 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me think of the public and US politics.

[–]crackerjohn 18 points19 points ago

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I work on a sea island in South Carolina for a seafood restaurant which is located in a marina and people always ask when is it lowtide "What did you guys do with all the water? or Where did the water go ?" . My response most of the time is....

"Oh we have been very busy today and that is where we get the drinking water and we haven't filled it back up!"

[–]IFightForTheLosers 13 points14 points ago

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Huh. Turns out you CAN explain that after all. Checkmate, Mr O'Reilly.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago*

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Some whitewater rafting customers were upset when their raft ride down the river didn't end in the same place it started... you know, like an amusment park ride.

[–]Dongulor 18 points19 points ago

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I worked at a National Park in California last summer. There were a lot of people who did unsafe things around bears. The worst one was a woman who, long story short, got way too close to a mother bear and cub because she "thought they knew not to go on the trails."

[–]kewlfocus 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the joke where deer only cross at the deer crossing signs.

[–]jeneregretterien 1 point2 points ago

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I was in a park one time when I saw a mother encouraging her son, who was probably 6 or 7, to hand feed a raccoon while she took a picture. I intervened and said,"Hey, you shouldn't do that! They can be vicious." But they ignored me. I felt a little dumb after, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that raccoons can be dangerous. Can they, in your experience?

[–]FANGO 29 points30 points ago

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Had that same thing happen in Yosemite. A couple baby bears were in a field, and a bunch of people were watching from the road, which was fine. Then some idiots start walking into the field to get closer pictures and stuff, and the mom is nowhere to be seen. Which of course means the mom is going to come barreling in and fuck some shit up if they get too close....

[–]RationalMonkey 9 points10 points ago

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...go on...

[–]pepsi_logic 152 points153 points ago

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and only charged him...

Charged him with what? Violating the court mandated 100ft distance?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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The mother bear charged him. The amount is undetermined.

[–]suscida 12 points13 points ago

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The story about the girl has been around since the 40's according to this article. http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/bearmaul.asp . Still, so so stupid...

[–]foragerr 2 points3 points ago

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Why didnt they link to the actual bear honey face photo?!

[–]ZeekySantos 35 points36 points ago

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Hand got bit off?

[–]graogrim 95 points96 points ago

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She was disarmed.

[–]rm5 22 points23 points ago

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She was "all right"

[–]thechilipepper0 6 points7 points ago

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She's a moooonnster!

[–]distalzou 30 points31 points ago

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At least she had the right to bear arms...

[–]magneto_ms 9 points10 points ago

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Not after the bear took her right arm.

[–]distalzou 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah but she has the right to replace it with a bear arm

[–]Nictionary 11 points12 points ago

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[–]peaceinthenight 5 points6 points ago

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it was a grizzly scene.

[–]Legerdemain0 1 point2 points ago

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I know bears, and that bear was not trying to maul the man.

[–]chautemoc 1 point2 points ago

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Another one involved a mother determined to get a photo of her daughter with a black bear licking her daughter's hand. Honey was involved, you can guess the outcome.

She secretly just wanted to get rid of her daughter.

[–]walgman 1 point2 points ago

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If I saw a grizzly 100m away I would be backing away slowly!

[–]robotempire 1 point2 points ago

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I actually CAN'T guess the outcome. What happened? Did her hand get eaten? Did everyone involved get killed? There are a ton of possible outcomes to this story, each of which perfectly reasonable. So what was the outcome?

[–]Benassi 1 point2 points ago*

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While hiking with some guides in Alaska years ago, I was told of a father who tried to get a picture of his daughter riding a bear. Luckily they were Black Bears so they weren't as viciously aggressive. He got charged in defense, got spooked, and moved faster than his body would allow. Stumbled, dropped daughter, and kept fucking running... Luckily the bear had no interest in a delicious little child snack. Father scooped her back up and continued on the hike like nothing extremely life-threatening ever happened.

I've supported animal attacks ever since that story. Fuck humans, we've replaced natural instinct of survival with materialistic retardation.

[–]EarthMephit 25 points26 points ago

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In China (Chengdu) I watched an American tourist pay US$300 for a photograph with a baby panda sitting next to the his five year old daughter.

The baby panda wasn't happy at being separated from its mum, went nuts, had to be pulled off the little girl, who walked away with baby panda bites and scratches all over her.

[–]anonymoustroll 3 points4 points ago

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...at which point the American tourist got introduced that hallowed libertarian concept of universal caveat emptor.

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[–]Heathenforhire 7 points8 points ago

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The universe, of which the bear was a tiny, tiny little part.

[–]souldonkey 5 points6 points ago

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A bear named The Universe.

[–]hozjo[!] 337 points338 points ago

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I was rooting for the bear.

[–]NaturallyKoishite 62 points63 points ago

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I like to think that the rope breaks just after the clip ends. :)

[–]Almondcoconuts 33 points34 points ago

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And kills everyone?

[–]h4mburgers 88 points89 points ago

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The rope?

[–]Baron_Munchausen 126 points127 points ago

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Yes, the rope.

You don't fuck with rope. Rope is a godless killing machine with only one intent: evil.

Every minute of every day we twist rope, and slowly increase the strain.

Eventually, something snaps.

[–]RoaneF 25 points26 points ago

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Somebody get the Sci-Fi channel, I think this guy just wrote their next original movie.

[–]TheSpiffySpaceman 6 points7 points ago

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the rope?

[–]Nictionary 15 points16 points ago

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yes, the fucking rope.

[–]Almondcoconuts 4 points5 points ago

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You're sure?

[–]PuzzledJigsaw 2 points3 points ago

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It burns, it buuurnss us, it freezes. Nasty elves twisted it, take it of us...

[–]tjragon 6 points7 points ago

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If the bear hurt anyone they would put it down, I can't think of any situations that would work out well for the bear.

[–]marsten 7 points8 points ago

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I can't think of any situations that would work out well for the bear.

Boo-boo creates a diversion, Yogi escapes, they outwit the ranger and nab a tasty pic-a-nic basket.

[–]frtghy1 33 points34 points ago

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I, too, root bear.

[–]xPurple 23 points24 points ago

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mmmmm... root beer....

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 6 points7 points ago

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Root beer? Did someone say root beer?

[–]HerbertMcSherbert 14 points15 points ago

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As a New Zealander, I too was copulating in moral support of the bear.

[–]zluooobo 107 points108 points ago

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Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!

[–]JC2535 20 points21 points ago

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They're very affectionate.

[–]northbayray 46 points47 points ago

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Do you see what happens, Larry?

[–]LordLittlefinger 29 points30 points ago

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You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

[–]jjjwheat 18 points19 points ago

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"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"

FTFY

[–]KoNP 2 points3 points ago

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES

[–]stunnnner 23 points24 points ago

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[–]ISmokeCigars 8 points9 points ago

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Haha, the title says the bear is acting like "Kung-Fu Panda."

[–]ReducedToRubble 6 points7 points ago

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Jesus Christ they know kung-fu

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Look at those claws they could rip you to shreds.

[–]hansomreiste 2 points3 points ago

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Best thing I've seen all day.

[–]Seancarl 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ApologiesForThisPost 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like it's living in truly awful conditions :(

[–]cloudywisdom 11 points12 points ago

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They got what was coming

[–]redditat-tat 115 points116 points ago

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[–]WilliamAgain 71 points72 points ago

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Did I just get served?

[–]snizznuke 13 points14 points ago

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Just got F'd in the A.

[–]Jazzbandrew 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if being raped or taking a class...

[–]coldvault 6 points7 points ago

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I remember when that was a super-cool pic to post on MySpace.

And now Tom has a Google+ account...sigh

[–]shankems2000 2 points3 points ago

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lol. I remember Myspace. Those were the days before the cruel dictatorship of the Zuckerberg Dynasty gained power and oppressed teh people of teh internets the world over.

[–]Thermoelectric 8 points9 points ago

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where the hell do you even find these gifs

[–]TL_DRespect 15 points16 points ago

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[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 2 points3 points ago

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The internet.

[–]Pinyaka 85 points86 points ago

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I don't want to say that that guy deserved to be mauled by a bear, but that guy deserved to be mauled by a bear.

[–]psycam 41 points42 points ago

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I'm sorry you had to do that.

[–]yumcax 6 points7 points ago

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[–]windfall259 5 points6 points ago

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I'm surprised that one needs to find a reason why you shouldn't fuck with a bear.

[–]DrDWayneLove 6 points7 points ago

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I was very scared that would turn NSFL.

[–]Bearcubby17 16 points17 points ago

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Aww bear hug!

[–]mangarooboo 8 points9 points ago

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How about we just don't fuck with wild animals in general?

[–]JimJimmyJimmerson 4 points5 points ago

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I like how the bear was casually going for the food going for the food going for the food...and then a quick jacket grab. It's easy to trick humans.

[–]youhatemenow 7 points8 points ago

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not one of you cocksuckers pointed out how cool the guy's friend was by trying to save him. I mean come on, there are only like two people I would smack a bear on the head for, and one of them is me.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 9 points10 points ago

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did...did he died?

[–]Mikulicious 2 points3 points ago

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Ow! That shit hurts.. And I'm not even getting mauled... :C

[–]acrobatbob 2 points3 points ago

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So...was he injured?

[–]maz-o 6 points7 points ago

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no, they just slapped him with sticks to get his paws off of that woman (who also wasn't harmed)

[–]torpedotits 2 points3 points ago

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Am I a bad person for laughing at this?

[–]ImpulseDriven 2 points3 points ago

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Bear hug!

[–]SmilinHODOR 2 points3 points ago

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personally..I will always root for the bear

[–]Prawnjoe 2 points3 points ago

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Poor fucking bear. Some people deserve to be eaten by a bear.

[–]CaptainEarlobe 2 points3 points ago

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She's making a bear on a leash do tricks for food. Fuck her.

[–]thastoner 2 points3 points ago

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To the bear its like a giant slab of beef offering it some lettuce

[–]albertneeds_a_stein 4 points5 points ago

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gotcha bitch dave chappelle voice

[–]Mikulicious 4 points5 points ago

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Go Bear Go! :D

[–]drifty- 6 points7 points ago

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That poor bear. Sentient, intelligent, energetic, yet chained up and toyed with. The bear was clearly just trying to get the treat that stupid fucker was waving at it. Taunting it to stand on two legs and then stumbling out of range, the bear snatched at him to bring him closer so it could get that delicacy while all the asshole humans kept fucking around. I'm sure it was baffled and frustrated at the resulting commotion, like a curious schoolchild reprimanded by the domineering established authority.

Did they shoot it? Humans surely must have the greatest disparity between intellectual confidence and actual intellectual capability of anything that exists on the planet. We think we're so smart even though we consistently display such incredible stupidity. Unfortunately, at the very tangible expense of the bear, the world, and ourselves.

[–]koavf 1 point2 points ago

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And when they say don't feed the bears, you better not feed the bears

—Homer Simpson

[–]tellywatching 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting the way blue/yellow jacket guy thought he'd save the mauled dude by pulling on the bucket for a while.

[–]sabat 1 point2 points ago

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Bears: godless killing machines. Colbert was right.

[–]HomelessCosmonaut 1 point2 points ago

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And of course, the bear ends up getting whacked over and over again because of this jackass.

[–]flameofmemories 1 point2 points ago

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oops. forgot that bears have arms

[–]adez23 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, look at that bear, so cuFUUUUCKFUCKFUUUUUCK

[–]twolettername 1 point2 points ago

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Do not fuck with bears because: Bears

[–]Dissember 1 point2 points ago

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I could seriously hear, "GET OVER HERE" in Scorpion's voice as that bear claw reached to the dudes jacket

[–]theseangt 1 point2 points ago

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Does nobody else see an old lady in this gif? Apparently everyone else caught that it was a dude. ಠ_ಠ

[–]AverageAlien 1 point2 points ago

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Just to put stupid on stupid, That stupid dumbass friend was pulling the guys arm making the situation worse! Have you ever seen a dog release it's rope toy when you're pulling on it?

[–]iHasABaseball 3 points4 points ago

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Then this is attempted murder

[–]jamesgott 1 point2 points ago

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Holy mauly

[–]mystichobo 1 point2 points ago

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that gif was unbearable.

[–]ZappasGhost 1 point2 points ago

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As if I needed a 'why'. People don't fuck with bears. Bears don't fuck with honey badgers. It's the natural order.

[–]IAmASarcasticBastrd 1 point2 points ago

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That was more than just the tip

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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D'AWWWW! look, look how he is hugging and kissing him!

and the funniest thing is the other guys getting jealous and trying to prevent that, D'AWWWW nature! You Cutie!

[–]harriswill 1 point2 points ago

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Rogan: "Mirchik better watch out with his distance and OH!"

Goldberg: "BEAR WITH THE TAKE DOWN"

Rogan: "He's really got that clinch DEEP!"

Goldberg: "THE COMBINATION!"

[–]Jackstick 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, but if you're going to taunt a fucking bear then you deserve whatever mother nature throws at you.

[–]CosmicDweller 1 point2 points ago

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He just wanted a hug, you know to thank them for the food that guy was giving him.

[–]kmccoy831 1 point2 points ago

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In Russia, Bear don't do tricks, Bear eat tricks.

[–]BernieBrewer 1 point2 points ago

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Brian Urlacher, Age 3

[–]seanomenon 1 point2 points ago

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I think I can actually see the bear's train of thought there.

"yes, I want the cookie, OK, I'll do the trick... wait a minute, I can just take the cookie... wait another minute, you might be kind of delicious yourself!"

[–]the-skunk 1 point2 points ago

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this is beary exciting.

[–]BucNasty92 1 point2 points ago

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Bear: GET OVER HERE!

[–]Sinisterq 1 point2 points ago

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TICKLE FIGHT!

[–]rlogazino 1 point2 points ago

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The bear smelt the menstration

[–]mekese2000 1 point2 points ago

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Poor bear

[–]Jchrist23 1 point2 points ago

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Or... Dont tie a rope around a wild bear's neck and try to make it do tricks...

[–]genYretardbrat 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't feel bad for the humans. Felt bad for the bear.

Maybe if I was the one who tied up the bear and was trying to make it do tricks, I'd feel bad for me, but fuck it. I live in the US and don't have to do that.

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking deserved.

Let's tie her up by the neck and taunt her with food.

[–]Qwirk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Easih 1 point2 points ago

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that bear could have one shotted that woman in a single strike with its paw if it had wanted to; it only wanted the food.Dumb woman dont fuck with bear.