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[–]lily0615 15 points16 points ago

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my friend just found out shes 7 months. she doesn't even have the belly of 7 month pregnant girl. That was my reaction as well.

[–]ElToroFuerte 15 points16 points ago

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My sister-in-law was seven months before the doctor told her she'd be having her baby in two months. This was her reaction because she'd been to the doctors multiple times over the past seven months and each time she'd mention her missing period and they'd do a pregnancy test. It'd come up negative so they chalked it up to the stress of her new job. It happens. Sometimes doctors and pregnancy tests are wrong. It's when you're taking a poop and out pops a baby that something's wrong.

[–]Shamson 10 points11 points ago

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Gentlemen. We have just found out that the key to avoiding pms with your wife is to cause her unbelievable stress. THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

[–]SoManyNinjas 2 points3 points ago

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This kills the marriage

[–]asherrd 5 points6 points ago

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Pregnancy tests are sometimes wrong when they are negative. I don't think a positive is ever an error. Possibly in extremely, extremely rare situations.

[–]pintastico 1 point2 points ago

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They can be positive with ectopic and molar pregnancies

[–]parasitic_spin 0 points1 point ago

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Those aren't really errors, just not what anyone wants - yikes!

[–]ElToroFuerte 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's how she went seven months thinking it was just stress and hormones.

[–]GracieAngel 2 points3 points ago

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That happened to my best friend Elles aunt, she thought it was menopause, got a bit of a surprise one morning.

[–]Brandon_Storm 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed. I, too, had a friend that didn't show she was pregnant and found out half a year in.

I saw her almost daily too. She's in shape and very healthy and simply was NOT showing. Towards the end, I went with her shopping because she was feeling 'bloated' and wanted some loose skirts to wear, and still, she looked only a fraction bigger than she usually was. Nothing outside the ordinary of having a big meal or a bit of water retention. To someone who doesn't see her daily, you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who thought she looked pregnant.

The kicker is that she actually works in the medical field.

Sometimes shit just doesn't show, it's crazy, but it happens.

[–]Aths 0 points1 point ago

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When I was young, my neighbour went into labour(sp) without knowing she was pregnant.

[–]stormystormystorm 9 points10 points ago

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[–]katsuya_kaiba 17 points18 points ago

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That is like the ultimate horror show for women. Seriously.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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As a woman, this is the scariest show on TV.

[–]californiazephyr 0 points1 point ago

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Mind Blown

[–]seems_sketchy 0 points1 point ago

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I watch this during my time of month and then I appreciate not-a-mother's-day so much more.

[–]LeonimuZ -1 points0 points ago

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[–]kurtkiller42 6 points7 points ago

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[–]joi1369[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. Didn't know it existed.

[–]kurtkiller42 5 points6 points ago

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No problem sir. Have a good day and drive carefully...

[–]sexydeathtime 21 points22 points ago

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...How could she not know? Did she think her period was in hiding?

[–]littlebitofevrything 29 points30 points ago

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It's possible for women to keep having bleeding during pregnancy. It's also possible that she has irregular periods, and this usually happens to unhealthy people who might not show until late.

[–]Pr0xY1 2 points3 points ago

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This is actually exactly what happened to my sister, she found out 4 months in because she is a heavy set woman who has a medical condition that causes irregular bleeding so it was not uncommon for her to go that long. Then 5 months later my adorable little niece popped out, I've been slowly corrupting her since.

[–]The_designer_pro 3 points4 points ago

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What about the big freaking bulge in her belly?

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[–]Roaning 6 points7 points ago

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*Jeans

[–]Mech1 0 points1 point ago

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I believe he was referring to genetics.

[–]The-Jerk-Store 3 points4 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]YourMomSaidHi 19 points20 points ago

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She is fat

[–]Pidgey18 6 points7 points ago

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I think that's the "unhealthy" part

[–]lanium 1 point2 points ago

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man if you watch the show, half of those women weren't even that big nor did they gain that much weight

[–]littlebitofevrything 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I meant when I said 'unhealthy'. My mother is a freakin fatso, and even when she was 9 months pregnant it wasn't noticeable. Even if the person is very overweight it might not be noticeable until the last trimester.

[–]feralle 3 points4 points ago

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It's true. I knew a girl who I had chatted to in lectures a couple of times and had just assumed she was a little on the fluffy side. She comes back after a couple days and tells us all that she had given birth to a beautiful baby girl (best behaved baby ever). None of us had any idea she was even pregnant. She hardly showed at all.

[–]sexydeathtime 0 points1 point ago

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True, some people don't show at all, my friend's sister was a size 1 her whole pregnancy. She (the girl in OP's story) must have had the easiest pregnancy in the whole world. No morning sickness, bloating,weight gain, hemorrhoids, or any other crap.

[–]Ninjoseph96 14 points15 points ago

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That was my reaction when i found out Bruce Wayne was Batman

[–]AshFallenAngel 7 points8 points ago

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Hey man! Spoiler tag your shit!

[–]bwayne555 0 points1 point ago

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DAMN YOU NINJOSEPH

[–]mtux96 0 points1 point ago

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Ninjoseph96 is a ninny that spoils movies!

You just ruined Batman for me!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When the show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" came out, I was ranting to my mom one afternoon... "How can these broads be so stupid? Did they think quickening was gas?"

...apparently the first time she was pregnant, her menstrual cycles didn't stop. She had only gained 15lbs and assumed that maybe her metabolism was finally leveling out. (She had always been rail thin her entire life.) Her younger sister had appendicitis two years before this had happened, so when mom began having horrible stomach pains/became incredibly ill she immediately went to the hospital. Instead of leaving without an appendix, a six month term stillborn was removed.

TL;DR: My mom's first pregnancy was unknown, she thought it was her appendix bursting, and lost a six month term pregnancy instead. I felt like an asshole.

[–]Somebunny12345 2 points3 points ago

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My brother's girlfriend didn't know she was pregnant until she gave birth. Crazy stuff.

[–]Me_Grover 2 points3 points ago

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Same with my girlfriend, literally went to the ER because we thought she had food poisoning.

[–]orphy 2 points3 points ago

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Auto-upvote for being a Mr. Show gif.

[–]Cleev 0 points1 point ago

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I could use a guy like you... as an example! Still fired!

[–]orphy 1 point2 points ago

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This is bullshit!

[–]Cleev 0 points1 point ago

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Faith in humanity restored. Now let's go blow up the moon and watch the classic films, "Bare Ambition" and the sequel, "StreakDome 97."

[–]fffrankooo 1 point2 points ago

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You're so gullible.

[–]crankytech 5 points6 points ago

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Protip: She fucking knew.

[–]themooseiscool 0 points1 point ago

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Is her name Peggy?

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that the premise of an entire TV show?

[–]ShetlandJames 0 points1 point ago

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Is this gif from Mr Show?

[–]Cleev 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, S03E06, "Goin' on a Holiday."

[–]Shipby88 0 points1 point ago

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what show is this from? d cross looks super young

[–]Cleev 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Show.

[–]m3ag4n 0 points1 point ago

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Grats on probably having a kid with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

[–]MrAquarius 0 points1 point ago

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Where is this from?

[–]StoneDeaf 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I thought about this post when I was asleep. Had to check it again. It's so fucking funny. Here have som upvotes!

[–]TheOneAlex 0 points1 point ago

Can someone add a caption to this? It adds to the affect :P

[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]doctorcain 0 points1 point ago

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Hello there borg overlord, you seem to be quite informative.

[–]Dallasbrachti 0 points1 point ago

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Denial - not just a river in Egypt

[–]Biebs930 0 points1 point ago

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I still don't get how people don't realize there's a kid growing in their stomach....

[–]kawavulcan97 -1 points0 points ago

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I had a friend who claimed she didn't know until she went into labor....I'm not sure I believe her though.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Falcon Punch?

[–]Tehan -2 points-1 points ago

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"Hey, honey, you've been getting pretty damn fat lately, let's discuss that."

Can't blame him for not wanting to go there.

[–]lazybee -2 points-1 points ago

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She fat.

[–]esPhys -2 points-1 points ago

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f-f-f-f-fatty...

[–]Dumpster_Baby -1 points0 points ago

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Please use /r/reactiongifs

[–]media_guru -3 points-2 points ago

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Is your friend's GF moby dick?

[–]threwitawaynow -3 points-2 points ago

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Dats a huge bitch!