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[–]Lotenn 51 points52 points ago

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Sorry, this is so reposted it's almost painful.

[–]Redkasquirrel 10 points11 points ago

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They didn't even alter the title.

[–]MindlessDream 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, they're starting to get boron.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to Uranate on your parade, but I still find them funny.

[–]Wolfszeit 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing is as painful (or just plain boring) as an actual titration.

Fuck.Dat.Shit.

[–]Lotenn 0 points1 point ago

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Friend of mine recently thought he created matter from energy because when he titrated his lab he came out with half a gram more matter than he put in. Turns out he didn't distill his water so it was half a gram extra of magnesium, Chlorine, and other stuff you find in tap water.

[–]Wolfszeit 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. I fucking hate that shit. You have to be just too precise or else your whole calculations will be bullshit. And even then you can safely assume your answers are pretty much bullshit, because it is an imprecise analysis method.

[–]Lotenn 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha res taged as "Raging Chemist"

[–]Wolfszeit 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha, well I'm actually studying physics... but my hate for chemistry never really died down after secondary school. :)

[–]Lotenn 1 point2 points ago

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FTFY "Raging Physicist"

[–]Wolfszeit 1 point2 points ago

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Hehe. It would be my honour.

[–]belgiumwafflestomper -1 points0 points ago

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New to me!!! I lol'ed.

[–]Allurex 5 points6 points ago

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That scarf is not proper lab attire.

[–]GeekBrownBear 3 points4 points ago

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Along with her hair isn't really tied back. I can tell since I'm Indian, and my mom's hair looks like that when its not tied back.

also, why is she holding the flash up? :/

[–]RsonW 9 points10 points ago

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Ah, the ol' Tungsten-Uranium-Boron alloy.

[–]only_links_nyan_cat 15 points16 points ago

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Haha! At first I was wondering what the hell "TUB" was supposed to be. Then I looked up tungsten on Wikipedia (link for the lazy:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tungsten).

Well played, sir.

[–]_Battletoads 1 point2 points ago

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Oh you..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You piece of shit. Have an upvote.

[–]Merawder -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it, but by your reaction it is witty, and I shall upvote

[–]Linkgoesnowhere -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Zairex 2 points3 points ago

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Not with those long sleeves you don't!

[–]giuliaagoolia 2 points3 points ago

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so old

[–]papercowmoo 2 points3 points ago

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holy fuck this is such a bad repost. and i don't even feel bad complaining about it because it's not like you can use the "well i haven't seen it before" excuse because this shit's even been on facebook.

[–]Z3F 7 points8 points ago*

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Dropping acid is funner.

[–]Chaoshade 2 points3 points ago

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We actually 'drop the acid' in our chemistry class because the base crystallizes and blocks the opening.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 4 points5 points ago

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*more fun.

[–]ThBurninator[!] 4 points5 points ago

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*funner...fuck you

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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Funner is a made up word.

[–]MonitorMan 6 points7 points ago

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all words are made up

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 4 points5 points ago

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Touche MonitorMan.

[–]ThBurninator[!] 1 point2 points ago

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obviously, but its funner to put funner than "more fun", so, fuck you, we will say funner

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 1 point2 points ago

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Fair enough, I'm no grammar Nazi but I only "*" when I see fictional words.

[–]no_puppets_here 3 points4 points ago

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Well that sure ain't annoying.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 1 point2 points ago

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*isn't

How about that for annoying. Oh wait... I see what you did there.

[–]HowdyDoDat 1 point2 points ago

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Titrations are the straight dope!

[–]shadowsushi 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, titration.

[–]y2kbug 1 point2 points ago

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I don't like seeing people not using gloves. Especially if it's just a picture of how a typical experiment or lab setup is supposed to be, like this. What kind of message did they think they were sending?

[–]babyliongrassjelly 0 points1 point ago

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Chemistry staff member (got his PhD in the 60s) doesn't ever wear gloves or goggles. His lab is a fright. Undergrads TA labs at my school. My friend TAs the intro OChem lab under his supervision has to correct the kids who go around with unclamped lab set ups "because John said it was fine". All she says is "don't listen to him!".

[–]babyliongrassjelly 0 points1 point ago

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That said, I'm thesising in a biochem lab and there isn't a need to wear goggles in most cases. I always wear gloves though. Wearing a lab coat, unless you're working in synthetics, makes you look like a douchebag too.

[–]DepositSlip 0 points1 point ago

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Indians and Chemistry are one in the same it appears

[–]Redkasquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Why does her race have anything to do with it...? She's got a chem lab in front of her. It's not about her being Indian...

[–]TACOfarmerXD 2 points3 points ago

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Is this a bad time to point out that she's not wearing a lab coat or apron?

[–]Sillierabbit 2 points3 points ago

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I do all sorts of titrations weekly for my work. Some titrations don't have anything remotely dangerous in them. It's usually just a change in pH.

[–]FlippyWippy 1 point2 points ago

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Is this a bad time to point out that this is a stock photo and not a real experiment?

[–]kurosaba 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. D?

[–]Walcot 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god why?

[–]Kai_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

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(reaction gif)

[–]AriBBCP 3 points4 points ago

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