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[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 47 points48 points ago

What if he practiced that with the guy for ten years just so he could go on live tv and kill him?

[–]3rb 3 points4 points ago

shot was a little low, just like that kick.

[–]jberth 22 points23 points ago

Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you have fucked up. You have fucked up now.

[–]Monkeychow67 4 points5 points ago

Listen to the woman, John... Calm down, just calm down! Calm down, just calm down!

[–]TravelingAce 1 point2 points ago

Wait wait wait. When did I fuck up? Have I even fucked up?

[–]ElmoTheRapist 2 points3 points ago

WKUK reference for the motherfuckin' win, my good sir. I logged in just to upvote you.

Good day.

[–]helpful 17 points18 points ago

I've made a huge mistake.

[–]NOIAMNOTSHOUTING 12 points13 points ago

H-H-H-HEADSHOT

[–]grahamfreeman 11 points12 points ago

Oh, it's way stupider than you think ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94a_zDaN0bg

[–]z1o2 2 points3 points ago*

this video makes me think two things 1) why did these people not stop them? 2) maybe their talent is to do this all purposefully and fool everyone.

Im not even sure whos at fault here...

[–]POWERGULL 5 points6 points ago

well fuck me, it's real

[–]NJDevils30 4 points5 points ago*

I'm sure the video of the show "Talent" that features a guy placing a red can of some energy drink on his head in just a way that prominently shows off the logo is real. Also note how they poured the energy drink into the glass but left the empty can on the table.

Also the guy kept dropping the apple which leads me to believe they never practiced the stunt in the first place. Who in their right mind would let someone shoot an arrow at them without any practice? Besides why would the show go out of their way to edit the footage and then go as far as airing it if the guy actually died.. unless it was live but I digress.

[–]absolutsyd 4 points5 points ago

Just to play devil's advocate here. The energy drink company could be a sponsor of the show, hence the can being displayed on the table next to the judges. That said, it's probably some weird viral video.

[–]hungry4donuts 0 points1 point ago

this is exactly what makes it fake...that someone went through the editing effort and all that. plus, the auditions are never aired live. obviously it's either fake/viral marketing or the guy survived it.

of course this is besides all the evidence of the tv show's logo looking horribly fake, even for a crummy show. z102's #2 point makes sense, too.

[–]uparrow 6 points7 points ago

This had to be a clever prank.

[–]mccscott 12 points13 points ago

or a very well thought out insurance/murder plot

[–]Blowfishskin 15 points16 points ago

can I get some kind of warning next time before I watch someone probably die

[–]Minored 6 points7 points ago

He is not dead.

[–]wrathborne 12 points13 points ago

He's getting better.

[–]bacon_please 0 points1 point ago

Or, since our old father, who when he seemed about to recover suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him!

[–]Blowfishskin 2 points3 points ago

that's a relief

[–]SoCo_cpp 94 points95 points ago

He's just really tired.

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[–]not_so_plausible 13 points14 points ago

Did you finally pee as well?

[–]Siethron 3 points4 points ago

It's possible but not very plausible.

[–]mikeorelse 3 points4 points ago

Well, I think...Siethron...something something something...ah, fuck it.

[–]nmsmoke 5 points6 points ago

But you assured me he his total lack of movement was due to him being tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk!

[–]DasBeerBoot 1 point2 points ago

I woke up my gf because I lol'd and then she laughed too.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

Twas a fake goofy.

[–]Brianne123 -4 points-3 points ago

It's fake.

[–]aMANescape 2 points3 points ago

happens to the best of us

[–]consciencecalling 4 points5 points ago

Why is this under funny?

[–]DrHeckley 1 point2 points ago

Because dude takes an arrow to the face. What's not funny about that?

[–]DannyFathom 3 points4 points ago

He used to be an adventurer like you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I couldn't help myself but to laugh. And now the shame is all over the place.

[–]lounatic90 1 point2 points ago

Domeshot.

[–]Axle-f 6 points7 points ago

I used to be in a TV talent show like you, but then I took an arrow to the face.

[–]Grinch83 2 points3 points ago

The moment everyone else notices you fucked up.

FTFY.

[–]DannyFathom 1 point2 points ago

You're right, the guy shooting the bow =/= the guy whose reaction was shown.

[–]COCA2113 0 points1 point ago

I think r/nsfl would appreciate this.

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

Is he died?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nsfl? Wasnt expecting a guy to take an arrow to the eye... Thanks pal

[–]smendeZ328 0 points1 point ago

It's a fake add promoting the drink he was supposed to balance on his head completely fake so stop freaking the fuck out!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I never got it right...Is this real or fake?

[–]Tdor13 0 points1 point ago

Headshot!

[–]CUoNTour -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god. Did that really happen?

[–]zombienoms -1 points0 points ago

real or fake its compelling tv and for that we thank you