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[–]aceoftrachs 5 points6 points ago

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I can see Peansylvania.

[–]MewsClues 4 points5 points ago

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Everyone forgets New Zealand.

:(

[–]FatTomIV 0 points1 point ago

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But not Tasmania!

[–]rectumranger 0 points1 point ago

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We deserve more peas than 2! Besides, NZ is further south...

[–]Afurtherangle 2 points3 points ago

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Peas on earth.

[–]nogoodnewb 2 points3 points ago

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Who ate Florida? D:

[–]rounder421 0 points1 point ago

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America got fat, our penis disappeared.

[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly, this is the closest we'll get.

[–]dfrank0s 1 point2 points ago

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what happened to Baja California???

[–]nutterybipple 1 point2 points ago

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Confusing Greenland and Alaska? Peas tell me this is a joke.

[–]Meeha 0 points1 point ago

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And how do you get peas?

[–]bluespottedtail 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot iceland :(

[–]Prownilo 0 points1 point ago

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I remember africa being bigger

[–]ronnicle 0 points1 point ago

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New Zealand is smaller than Madagascar?

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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And much like anything else in the world, it goes great with ground beef and ketchup!

[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point ago

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All that we're sayin' is... is give peas a chance.

[–]woyteck 0 points1 point ago

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Faux peas

[–]nilk666 0 points1 point ago

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missing a hole continent, Antarctica.

[–]TED_666 0 points1 point ago

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Africa is bigger than North America by about 22%.

[–]REACTION_GORILLA 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Flurrybonez -4 points-3 points ago

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DON'T OUT THE FREKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE