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[–]sweetiebelle15 1 point2 points ago

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Oh 4chan, you have forever ruined this picture for me. I cannot see this without thinking

"Hey big bro, that sucks your girlfriend can't come over. Maybe I could be your girlfriend for tonight . Mom and dad won't be home for hours"

-___-

[–]Lenintaost 0 points1 point ago

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is it totally wrong that i'm the EXACT same way

[–]BDaught 4 points5 points ago

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High as hell and busted out laughing.

[–]Brianne123 3 points4 points ago

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Slender man!

[–]LikeChillOutScoob 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I find this is creepy as hell!

[–]tangomaureen 1 point2 points ago

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It's pretty freaking terrifying...

[–]cajunbander 0 points1 point ago

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It's coming for me in my sleep. I know it.

[–]OppoKomn 1 point2 points ago

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I find this absolutely terrifying. It reminded me of the werewolf from Harry Potter, but scarier.

[–]animemadness 1 point2 points ago

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I SEE YOU BABY! SHAKIN THAT ASS!!!!

[–]inrain_bows 2 points3 points ago

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dat ass.

[–]ShagCarpetting 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what I was expecting. Upvote for your honesty.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Had me fooled.

[–]mojoSOdopes 0 points1 point ago

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you're a straight shooter. are you republican??

[–]Lindsey11097 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god. This is so funny I can barely type

[–]Minifjert 0 points1 point ago

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"please... please put me out of my misery."

[–]PopTartOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

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i'd tap that

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

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hhah. I love literal titles that end up being exactly what you expect.

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

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oh my god! sarah jessica parker! she had surgery!

[–]mrdigital 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard lol

[–]taylorkrebs 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed it is! Delightful!

[–]atomicpudding 0 points1 point ago

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we know its a dog dressed as a person. you could have put in a pun or something; you know like 'what is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants'

[–]bunnywings 0 points1 point ago

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Borzoi!!! I want one so bad. This picture made me gigglesnort

[–]just_defy 0 points1 point ago

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welcome to the internet

[–]240caloriesperbottle 0 points1 point ago

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That looks so much like my Grandmother. It is crazy!

[–]mstrwilson 0 points1 point ago

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I'm scared.

[–]thebeefytaco -1 points0 points ago

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Dat ass...