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[–]jhaid22 24 points25 points ago

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Where the fuck do I start?

[–]neolk101 17 points18 points ago

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Where it says "find a shawty" in the green box, start at the down arrow below it. I agree that should be more clear.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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But... I thought the whole flowchart was to find a shawty. Is this one of those recursive flowcharts?

[–]Moosh_ -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually, I think you start at "She hit the Flo?" If you start at "Find a Shawty", you'll never even touch the right side :P.

[–]UncleChuckles 4 points5 points ago

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...uh maybe you should take a look again, friend?

[–]Moosh_ 8 points9 points ago

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...Fuck...

[–]UncleChuckles 2 points3 points ago

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heh heh no worries, buddy :P

[–]Bashful_Soup 11 points12 points ago

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bring in your poo-poo, bring in your doo-doo, I say yoo-hoo, the kids'll say 'thank you', it's for da shorteez....

[–]MundaneHymn 0 points1 point ago

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One of the only M.C. Chris songs I like. It's sad that I think Peepants is better than Chris...

[–]bamfsalad -1 points0 points ago

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I WANT CANDY! Bubblegum and taffe.

[–]WalterMelons -1 points0 points ago

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Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy.

[–]BeardedBuddha -1 points0 points ago

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Best possible reply. Upvoted!

[–]thosedemondayz 7 points8 points ago

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you're missing 3 lows anyways.

[–]royisabau5 4 points5 points ago

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you're missing 2 lows anyways.

FTFY

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[–]royisabau5 0 points1 point ago

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Shawty got low low low low low low low low 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

There is only 6 in the pic

[–]thosedemondayz 2 points3 points ago

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I missed the low that wasn't in a bubble.

[–]royisabau5 0 points1 point ago

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Gotcha

[–]stringbean2 2 points3 points ago

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I never knew what the actual lyrics were until I saw that. Always thought it was "Oops what the fuurrrrrrrr"

[–]FeltRaptor 3 points4 points ago

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So if shawty didn't get low, she's not a shawty...?

[–]liberalis 1 point2 points ago

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Low low low low low, ror else, not.

[–]junkimchi 1 point2 points ago

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I magically read all of the damn questions in T-Pain's auto tuned voice.

[–]ardabey 1 point2 points ago

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An alternate, yet easier to follow method of "shawty verification" would involve counting subject's legs, since it is widely believed that shawties have at least two pairs of legs, thus able to wear both the "apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur" ensemble and the "baggy sweatpants with the reeboks with the straps" combination at the same time.

[–]Jerry_Merryweather 1 point2 points ago

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Back in college, I was sitting in a lecture hall and noticed the girl next to me was using a variety of colored pencils to draw something in her notebook. I discretely looked over and saw she had drawn a green apple, a pair of jeans and furry boots. She had written the corresponding song lyrics under each illustration.

[–]dumpydouche 1 point2 points ago

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I got the joke immediately but continued to analyze for another 30 seconds just to validate its flowchartyness.

[–]brbATF 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ONXwat 0 points1 point ago

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legal in canada :D

[–]My_Life_For_Zoidberg 1 point2 points ago

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Imma look like a dumbshit if this ain't it, but for those who don't get it, I think it's this song. I'm probably wrong though.

[–]ZiggyZu 4 points5 points ago

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I have this awful habit of picking up a shotgun in first person shooters and shouting;

"SHAWTY IN THE CLUB"

[–]drawniw 3 points4 points ago

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I liked this post Especially when i saw it three days ago

[–]desquibnt 2 points3 points ago

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especially when the last time this song was on the radio was 2008

[–]Therion28 2 points3 points ago

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[–]rAmrOll 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahaha this is great where is it from?

[–]phoenix7782 0 points1 point ago

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This graphic was circulating around at least by early 2011, I swear.

[–]sadistic4 3 points4 points ago

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As someone who doesn't listen to music past '95, the fuck is a shawty?

[–]ethioman91 3 points4 points ago

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[–]woodabeen 14 points15 points ago

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how do you know this is music?

[–]liberalis 5 points6 points ago

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Key wrods I recognize; Who's looking at her? Whole club; She hit the flo (floor)? Club = dance = floor = dance music. Must be lyrics.

Context tells me some type of club girl, but still came here to discover exactly what, if anything special, a shawty is. Us old folks just don't keep up with this.

[–]MonocledOctopus 2 points3 points ago

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Apple Bottom Jeans - T-Pain

Just a fantastic piece of musical genius.

[–]snubdeity 20 points21 points ago

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Because he's actually heard the song before, since it's super-mega-fucking popular, and he just wants to say he hasn't to be a pretentious douche.

[–]rusemean 5 points6 points ago

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I can't speak for OP, but I haven definitely not heard this song, but still was able to discern its musical origin. I wish somebody would post a mother fucking link up in this thread because I still haven't heard this song despite all this shit.

[–]snubdeity 0 points1 point ago

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Apple-bottom jeans.

I'm not saying you've definitely heard the song, I'm just saying I'm pretty sure you haven't not heard it. Some dude singing it, or in a club as you walked by, or on a commercial, somewhere. I just don't buy that someone can tell this is a song, and hasn't heard it. It's entirely plausible you don't remember hearing it, but you subconsciously remember its words.

[–]GrayWolfCoder 3 points4 points ago

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I honestly have not heard of this and am currently wondering what the fuck a "shawty" is and what's going on.

[–]sadistic4 -4 points-3 points ago

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my friends say shit like that all the time by what im guessing is "singing"

[–]laurenadam87 1 point2 points ago

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While it is rather important how many "low" s you put, this map is brilliant.

[–]PeterFitz 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a sucker for flow charts... but I had up voted before that song got stuck in my head...

[–]maniacaldentist 1 point2 points ago

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Damn those rhymes got flow.

[–]mfanous007 0 points1 point ago

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Best flow chart ever

[–]rushaz 0 points1 point ago

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..... The fuck????

[–]cyborgx7 0 points1 point ago

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Listen everybody, this flowchart is broken and therefore invalid. On the last low? the yes option is missing. There are to options but how should we know what the unlabeled option stands for.

[–]matti4s 0 points1 point ago

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Flo' chart Rida?

[–]Meersbrook 0 points1 point ago

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Slang query: Shawty?

[–]ucflap -3 points-2 points ago

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I am going to be honest,

Fuck everything about this.

[–]uofmike -1 points0 points ago

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Finding shawtys is an interative process.

[–]SeanVsRobots -1 points0 points ago

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anyone else have to sing it to make it worth while. This guy did

[–]vortex117 -2 points-1 points ago

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Ebonics is like latin once enough white people use it, it will get abandoned like the puppies in homeward bound.

NCFDTE

National Committee For Death To Ebonics

[–]zack10house -1 points0 points ago

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"Shawty did NOT get low"

[–]Junee28 -1 points0 points ago

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Why are we talking about a shotgun?

[–]nobodytoldme -2 points-1 points ago

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It pleases me that I have no idea what this is about.

[–]BaronLaladedo -2 points-1 points ago

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Whats a shawty?