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[–]IGottaSnake 27 points28 points ago

I just realized that I am so used to seeing cats that are neutered (as all of mine have been) that a cat with balls looks ODD to me. Really, really odd.

[–]Reaper089[S] 15 points16 points ago

I think cat balls look strange to a lot of people.

[–]JackMxyz 23 points24 points ago

[–]ichuckle 5 points6 points ago

what the fuck did i just watch

[–]DarylHannahMontana 3 points4 points ago

A clip from episode 317 of MST3K, a television show.

[–]4chan_scares_me 1 point2 points ago

Know him? He was delicious!

[–]JackMxyz 1 point2 points ago

[–]Reaper089[S] 3 points4 points ago

I cant give enough upvotes to you!

[–]CoinOp 21 points22 points ago

My harbls. Let me show you them

[–]Caca_Refrescante 3 points4 points ago

It's been a while

[–]Drawtaru 2 points3 points ago

Like... 9... maybe 10 hours?

[–]ichuckle 43 points44 points ago

i'm gonna start r/catballs

[–]ked21 15 points16 points ago

That will be the next big thing.

[–]manolox70 5 points6 points ago

Pun intended?

[–]ked21 4 points5 points ago

Yes sir/ma'am.

[–]Reaper089[S] 4 points5 points ago

I am a sir.

[–]ked21 2 points3 points ago

Had to be sure and included the other sex.

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

do you feel like one?

[–]Reaper089[S] 0 points1 point ago

I do feel like a sir. And after 789 upvotes. I feel like a king.

[–]frickindeal 2 points3 points ago

[–]breathe_happy 13 points14 points ago

They're so...furry.

[–]natranr 8 points9 points ago

Furries make everything better.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

no, they are the ruiners of everything good

[–]natranr 2 points3 points ago

Depends on what was good to begin with. now if it was a Brony, it would only be 20% cooler.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

RES Tagged you as Fag since you had to bring fag into the argument.

Deal with it!

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

i didn't make the image, if i did i would have omitted the fag

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

Ok, I apologize.

[–]Malthusian1 1 point2 points ago

Don't bother, that's guys a bitch.

[–]Dagwood3 9 points10 points ago

Everyone looked, question is who went back for seconds?

[–]cuppy_cake 2 points3 points ago

I went back 3-4 times. Not ashamed.

[–]ceeeh 1 point2 points ago

I didn't look.

[–]SadMelons 2 points3 points ago

I did.

[–]shahadien 12 points13 points ago

I....I couldn't help it TT_TT

[–]RamblinWreckGT 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, we can share the shame.

[–]BakedGoods024 1 point2 points ago

I looked twice. I feel so ashamed...or do I?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I looked before I was told to :)

[–]ilikeoctopussy 7 points8 points ago

Have you RES tagged as "Instinctively Looks At Cat Balls"

[–]trampus1 5 points6 points ago

Add me to that list.

[–]boiler_up 1 point2 points ago

done.

[–]Lazerus42 1 point2 points ago

hitler was so bad (How bad was he?) he "instinctively looks at cat balls"

[–]Chozo_Lord 41 points42 points ago

Neuter your cat...

[–]ichuckle 12 points13 points ago

help control the pet population

[–]ff45726 14 points15 points ago

My cats ball sack looks like this and he is neutered.

[–]Chozo_Lord 8 points9 points ago

I have two males cats that were neutered when they were young and they have two very tiny furballs there. Did your cat get neutered after he fully matured?

[–]ff45726 5 points6 points ago

I am not sure. The cat was neutered before i got him from my landlord. I even had the vet make sure he wasn't still intact when I was last there.

[–]Tulki 7 points8 points ago

Don't worry your cat will absorb and then cough up the furballs eventually.

[–]The_designer_pro 2 points3 points ago

but the balls... they will be gone!

[–]twelvedogs -1 points0 points ago

might be an inside cat

[–]angiebangieboo 2 points3 points ago

Google tomcat spray-sometimes the only remedy is burn the place to the ground. :-D

[–]Scrabblet 4 points5 points ago

I gotta admit...

He's got big balls.

[–]Faps_Into_Socks 4 points5 points ago

Mother walks into room

"Hey have you seen my..."

Stares at computer screen

"I'll come back when your finished."

[–]Steve_the_Scout -2 points-1 points ago

Relevant username.

Also, redditor for 6 months. Not bad.

[–]whoopzzz 4 points5 points ago

They're fuzzy.

[–]fromfocomofo 4 points5 points ago

I can honestly say that's the first time I have ever seen balls on a cat.

[–]foxmtbr 30 points31 points ago

[–]sayITwitYOchest 5 points6 points ago

I resisted temptation till I read the 2nd "look"

[–]Cognoggin 3 points4 points ago

I'm not looking at... ALL GLORY TO THE CATBALLS!

[–]heart-on 2 points3 points ago

harbl

[–]GenericOnlineName 2 points3 points ago

Even his balls are adorable.

[–]zachyp00 3 points4 points ago

Daaayyyyuuuum!

[–]kingconorisking 1 point2 points ago

He told me to...

[–]planet_rob 1 point2 points ago

Well, yeah...he said to.

[–]Kristyyyyyyy 1 point2 points ago

Well of course I did. The cat told me to.

[–]GammaOmicronGamma 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kamho 1 point2 points ago

Alright how much did you place on that bet, cuz now you owe me.

[–]ceeeh 1 point2 points ago

I didn't.

[–]GrizzlyManOnWire 1 point2 points ago

were those balls or just a fat pussy?

[–]phatboi 1 point2 points ago

Look at picture... went back and read title... fffuuuu

[–]Killerboots1982 1 point2 points ago

ReplaceWithTitle

Soul mates?

[–]nksdabomb 1 point2 points ago

I obliged.

[–]sizzletron 1 point2 points ago

original or neuticle, you be the judge.

[–]duck_with_a_hat 1 point2 points ago

I looked.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]azeroth44 1 point2 points ago

What a pussy

[–]nonamer18 1 point2 points ago

TIL cats have furry balls...

[–]lmdrasil 1 point2 points ago

I mean I wasn't going to but if you insist Mister Gingerpuss

[–]Capolan 1 point2 points ago

but I had to look...they're so fuzzy...

[–]Lurkerphile 1 point2 points ago

DAT FUR!!!!

[–]mediaG33K 1 point2 points ago

It's been a long time since I've seen nuts on a male house pet.

[–]TerryArchi 1 point2 points ago

Well, in my defense, the picture especifically tells you to look.

[–]lostcow1234 1 point2 points ago

I looked. No regrets.

[–]Eloquent_Dragon 1 point2 points ago

My eyes just... bounced? It was a weird sensation. They wanted to look at the balls so bad.

[–]Doctor_Kitten 1 point2 points ago

Those are some healthy testicles.

[–]Bolleribrunsaus 1 point2 points ago

Now would you look at that! Just look at that!

[–]Flash_Fox 5 points6 points ago

Yeah my cat has pretty big fuzzy balls for a cat. Every time I pet him they jiggle and its a little distracting >.>

[–]Chachoregard 2 points3 points ago

"You like what you see, Human?"

[–]esoteric_enigma 1 point2 points ago

He commanded me to!

[–]triggershadow9er 1 point2 points ago

Goddammit

[–]cerealdaemon 0 points1 point ago

You are a rat bastard

[–]borkedddd 0 points1 point ago

older than the internet

i wish there was an /r/olderthantheinternet

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 0 points1 point ago

That is, one brave cat.

[–]TheJonzeRocket 0 points1 point ago

Ha! You looked!

[–]Vivancoser -1 points0 points ago

Cannot unsee!!!

[–]derpinita -1 points0 points ago

Let's cut those bad boys off.

[–]MMAPhreak21 -2 points-1 points ago

NSFW man, NSFW!

[–]Faps_Into_Socks 0 points1 point ago

You walk in my house, you're gonna see a few balls.

[–]MMAPhreak21 2 points3 points ago

Based on your username, I'm not surprised.