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[–]-shut-the-fuck-up- 41 points42 points ago

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this is exactly what i was expecting on the original post.... reddits sense of humor is fuckin lame sometimes

[–]mmPete 12 points13 points ago

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shut the fuck up.

HA! Bet you didn't see THAT one coming!

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 6 points7 points ago

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shut the fuck up.

HA! Bet you didn't see THAT one coming!

(cause get it you're a re pete.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We all have the same shitty sense of humour now. Its like when girls become roomates, after a while their periods sync up.

[–]Fagel88 -1 points0 points ago

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Yup, way to be a boring predictable fuck op, someone had to do it.

[–]LeglessCatt 16 points17 points ago

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[–]etree 1 point2 points ago

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[–]KeepShoutingSir 13 points14 points ago

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Very witty.

[–]beno2367 2 points3 points ago

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i get it!

[–]original-finder 8 points9 points ago

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[–]sheepyowl 1 point2 points ago

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that makes sense

[–]snarkinator 1 point2 points ago*

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Why is reddit in a disembodied vagina (NSFW)?

Original Image Source (NSFW)

[–]D3m0nk1d 1 point2 points ago

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YOU'RE SO WITTY!

[–]frankgrimez 1 point2 points ago

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You're witty

[–]reddityukeepmeup 1 point2 points ago

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This got more karma than the someone making a tiny cat in a nutshell? :(

[–]PrizeGenius_dot_com[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes and it took less than 5 minutes too lol

[–]dobfre 1 point2 points ago

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You win the prize.

[–]50287100 1 point2 points ago

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Dad go away. You're embarrassing me.

[–]over8000 1 point2 points ago

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you are witty

[–]SadMelons 1 point2 points ago

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Nice one.

[–]TimFail 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously now...

[–]My_kielbasa_sausage 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bolaxao 1 point2 points ago

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its funny because its in a nutshell

[–]pistol978 0 points1 point ago

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literally...

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

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I knew the literal interpretation would eventually appear. I expected a cat to be in there though.

[–]Buttpudding 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha. Hahaha. Ha.

[–]stanker4 1 point2 points ago

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Punny? I think nut

[–]Ive_done_this_before 0 points1 point ago

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It cracked me up.

[–]Dogpool 0 points1 point ago

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Funny as shell.

[–]blackkatlv 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for this fix!

[–]irrelephant31 0 points1 point ago

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How did I get into this very large nutshell?? What sort of nut has a shell...

[–]mheat 0 points1 point ago

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oh, how witty.

[–]bellnasa 0 points1 point ago

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You're so witty.

[–]mattbrvc -2 points-1 points ago

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Why did I laugh for so long?

Well played.

[–]YouSuckAtTrolling___ 4 points5 points ago

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[–]the-goat-911 0 points1 point ago

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this really wasnt funny..... at all.

[–]luvs2spooge92 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The mad literalist strikes again.

[–]KrunoS -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't get it at first. I was staring at it. For a good 15 seconds i was perplexed, then i decided to reread the title.

Not many people have conned me like you have.

Well played, well played.

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[–]KrunoS 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ashsimmonds -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Bixby66 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh hey it's the "in a nutshell" coming around again...yay...I suppose these kind of things always come around again and again and again. Like denim.

[–]BlueInGreen -1 points0 points ago

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Hold on, haven't we had this joke cycle before? Reddit in a nutshell and all that? It's not that these are reposts, but it really is quite sad...

[–]Kriskras -5 points-4 points ago

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Downvote because mac.

[–]Kawazawa 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote.

[–]Kriskras 0 points1 point ago

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It was sarcastic. I actually upvoted the post.

[–]harriswill -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]RobotFolkSinger 1 point2 points ago

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2 months ago

That compounded with it not even being the same post... get over it.