Universal, you have 3 years to film 16 sequels.

panic1020 · 8 months

It's 15 sequels they already made Jaws 4 in 1987

spvn · 8 months

In 3 years, Reddit will be full of

WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR.

WHERE IS MY HOVERBOARD.

WHERE ARE MY ROBOT WAITERS.

tattool · 8 months

Fuck that noise...WHERE'S MY HOVERBOARD?

nikolifish · 8 months

Shark still looks fake

anacche · 8 months

Don't tempt them, they'll do it...

cuddi · 8 months

More likely than the Cubs winning the World Series.

Cras · 8 months

and Spielberg's son Max has to put on his big boy shoes and direct it.

thebeefytaco · 8 months

Who says it's a sequel? Maybe it's a prequel about jaws as a teenager.

HighSorcerer · 8 months

19, of course, has to be in legit holographic format.

ugmiester · 8 months

Guys... guys.. Guys listen, I had the best ide... Guys listen.. I had the best idea ever.. Remake of Back to the Future.. but listen guys, we call it "Back 3 D Future".

tcquad · 8 months

OK, but it's going to be one Jaws vs Sharktopus, three spoof films directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans and 11 porn versions.

NickyNichols · 8 months

Well, they did get the 3-D and unrealistic CGI thing correct.

Rizzlamuerte · 8 months

Mattel you have 3 years too...

triangle60 · 8 months

People will eventually realize that all shark movies are jaws movies and rename them as such, thus making shark night a jaws movie, and deep blue sea, and open water. This practice will get them to their target.

ioncloud9 · 8 months

They were right about a few things, ridiculous 3D animation and ridiculous numbers of sequels on popular movies.

hepdd · 8 months

Universal's response...

blaktr0n · 8 months

Directed by max speilberg. Also, i really hope those hats never come into style

GeeKalod · 8 months

Or do a reboot with 18 sequels

[deleted] · 8 months

Still waiting on Jurassic Park 4 :(

BlorfMonger · 8 months

Let the Scifi channel buy the rights. They could do it.

pionero1 · 8 months

I'm still waiting for Rocky XXXVIII

AlKanzel · 8 months

... and flying cars, and hoverboards, and everything else that'd be awesome that I'm conveniently forgetting.

BaldieLox · 8 months

I think there was a jaws 4 and a jaws the revenge or something. So its actually only 14 more to go.

Rooney025 · 8 months

It says it's directed by Max Speilberg, does Steven even have a son named max?

mavatark · 8 months

"this time, its really personal"

Jani3D · 8 months

Goddamned that shark looks goofy. Not how I remembered it at all.

BKXD · 8 months

Well, I think with all the Sy-Fy Original Movies that are shark & fish-related it adds up.

teambroto · 8 months

it wouldnt be hard

Jeddy · 8 months

They need to get in touch with Activision ASAP

metromin · 8 months

Max speilberg, the son

Desolator001 · 8 months

3 years for this too.

http://i.imgur.com/faqkQ.jpg

tumescentpie · 8 months

All of that got jacked up when doc went back to 1885...

cgoss0929 · 8 months

OMG we now have a common enemy.

http://youtu.be/EBIxJ331vzs

ChemicalAli · 8 months

Jaws 19: Max Speilbergs Magna Opus

Negirno · 8 months

Or they could remake part 2. with actualized political and cultural references from the 1985-2015 period.

For example:

There could be Apple, Google and Facebook logos all over the place;
He could be terrified when he hears dubstep for the first time;
The 2015 version Marty's boss would be Chinese instead of Japanese.

And so on...

Rountree85 · 8 months

Also, according to this future, laserdiscs wouldn't be obsolete until 2015. If you look closely in the background when he first arrives in the future, you can see boxes of them discarded in the alleyway.

caspissinclair · 8 months

After seeing Jaws 3D and Jaws, The Revenge... suddenly Jaws 2 doesn't seem quite so bad. Inferior and unnecessary, yes, but not as repellent as I once found it.

Okiah · 8 months

Its easy... all they need to do is give SyFy Channel the rights for the next 15 movies.. They'll pump those things out one a week!

waesrdtf · 8 months

lets just consider every shark movie until now to be jaws, then just have the studio make this jaws movie part 19 in 3d and release that on time, i pledge 1 reddit gold that this movie be made, super comedy ass 3d movie it should be

ken10 · 8 months

If you count all the shark movies that have come out since Jaws, you'll have that number :o

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_killer_shark_films

RittMomney · 8 months

There are no rules about the numerical order of movies. I mean, the only thing stopping someone from writing Jaws 19 right now, which could consist of filling in the backstory of what happened between Jaws: The Revenge and Jaws 19 before launching into some SyFy channel storyline, is the copyright.

I have no idea how it works, but if someone wrote a halfway decent screnplay/spec, maybe Universal would buy it and film it. My guess is the nostalgic value alone would attract an audience, even if it was horrible.

eight8 · 8 months

Its more 32 sequels if you count in part 2 of every movie ..

PugPun · 8 months

To anyone in Quebec, Back to the future is currently airing on TVA! Marty arrived in 1950 15 minutes ago!

Have fun!

BeatLeJuce · 8 months

damn... we really haven't come as far as we hoped technology-wise, have we? :-(

AnalBumCovers · 8 months

I hope that double-tie fashion catches on soon.

Tinafeyisjesus · 8 months

Don't encourage them.

psydrin · 8 months

Universal should pass it over to Activision. They can pump out 16 sequels in 3 years.

citizen_coping · 8 months

What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?

Lord_Cuntington · 8 months

Lame.

seieibob · 8 months

God forbid.

este_hombre · 8 months

Ever since I saw this when I was a kid, I said "They have 15 years to make hoverboards." Can't wait till 2015.

FleXide · 8 months

Nostalgia.

JimmySinner · 8 months

I expected this to be about holding on to Marvel franchise rights.

synth22 · 8 months

Isn't this what's been going on with the Saw movies, though?

gentlemandinosaur · 8 months

I never realized it said "Max Spielberg" as the director. Implying his son?

DJDYNOBOT · 8 months

one hell of an opportunity to do a 15 episode web series promoting anything back to the future.

tommy2fingers · 8 months

Back to the future is such a tease. I would have bought so much more of this.

youthminister · 8 months

Based on current trends this sounds reasonable.

aradninja · 8 months

And get a Max Spielberg to do it...

BlondeJesus · 8 months

Well, I would consider Shark attack 3D to be a shitty jaws sequel.

Protocol2319 · 8 months

Shark still looks fake.

gandalfthebrownclown · 8 months

We still have Spielberg doing films, but may not have maglev for awhile longer. I drew up plans in '85 for flying cars. In fifth grade. Come on, let's get to flying some cars around already. Geez.

TehFrozenYogurt · 8 months

Max Spielberg!

magnificentmal · 8 months

Forget the JAWS movies. Why aren't the great minds of our time developing Hoverboards!!??!

Jgyolai · 8 months

I just watched this movie on Thursday because the wife told me she hadn't seen any of the movies.

MattProducer · 8 months

Challenge Accepted

Rev_Gargoyle · 8 months

And from the look of it, you don't have to put in to much work on the cgi or 3D effects...

Ohellmotel · 8 months

Ball's in your court, Max Spielberg.

pretzelzetzel · 8 months

Don't even worry, bro. Max Spielberg is already lined up to direct.

tolson411 · 8 months

We also need hoverboards, hovercars, power laces, and jackets that dry themselves.

NeverReadMyHistory · 8 months

This was always my favorite prediction =)

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q671i/cubs_you_have_3_years_to_win_1_flippin_world/

TheSkiFreeYeti · 8 months

Did anyone else find Deep Blue Sea interesting?

poekoelan · 8 months

Back to the Future Part III drinking game: Wait until 2015. Watch movie. Take a drink every time something really exists.

I want me some flying skateboard.

HaveSexWithMe · 8 months

i want my god damn hover board!

Lenine · 8 months

It amazes me how accurate they were about the 3d ...

thatrandomfatguy · 8 months

The sad thing is this is believable in todays hollywood.

[deleted] · 8 months

Still looks fake.

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