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[–]fizzrate 5 points6 points ago

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That is a rooster, not a chicken.

[–]Anomander 2 points3 points ago

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Still delicious.

[–]YellowPudding 1 point2 points ago

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So, is there like special chicken shaving cream? orrr...

[–]columban11 0 points1 point ago

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What are those gloves for?

[–]tommcg 1 point2 points ago

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This would be WAY funnier without that caption, hahaha.

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what flamingo tastes like....

[–]DancingOnAPint 1 point2 points ago

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Why would KFC want to protect a rooster anyways. The logic just isn't there. You fail

[–]bdubbayou 1 point2 points ago

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Does this make anyone else think of Aladdin?

[–]bookemdanno 1 point2 points ago

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it needs a reddit watermark to go with the other watermarks already there

[–]fapperontheroof 2 points3 points ago

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They serve rooster at KFC? They must have gone down hill since I've been there last.

[–]jdogg11 1 point2 points ago

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How do they keep his feet on those things?

[–]nagatake 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like they needed some help... puts sunglasses on ...getting their cock up.

[–]MistaBoots 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Alexiel17 0 points1 point ago

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Too fucking old!!!

[–]oh_mikey 0 points1 point ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

[–]jackyface 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Aladdin.

[–]jelaras -1 points0 points ago

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I lol'd. Thank you.

[–]bl4kd3th -3 points-2 points ago

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just a cock out for a walk

[–]Morphenomenal -1 points0 points ago

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But thats a rooster?

[–]MagoLopez -2 points-1 points ago

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Cock

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[–]Alexiel17 -1 points0 points ago

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This is as old as myself!!!