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[–]sn33zie 0 points1 point ago

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How'd my snake get there?

[–]Donnie46 0 points1 point ago

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Is that snake on that roof?

[–]ifailatusernames 0 points1 point ago

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Well, there's one more continent I'm never going to.

[–]ArgoMarsh 0 points1 point ago

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(Insert obvious "Snakes on a..." joke) but seriously...I want to move to Aussieland. I fuckin' love snakes.

[–]sn33zie 0 points1 point ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[–]LostCrow 0 points1 point ago

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All I ever see about Australia is their terrifying animals and spiders. Where are the fluffy cute animals damn it!?!

Edit: Late night bad grammar.

[–]klystron 1 point2 points ago

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Where are the fluffy cute animals damn it!?!

They were all eaten by the terrifying animals and spiders.

[–]rteuma 0 points1 point ago

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A snake took my baby kookaburra

[–]kim2892 0 points1 point ago

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A kookaburra took my french toast :(... right out of my mouth.

[–]mehum 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen kookaburras take sandwiches out of a person's hand, and pick sausages from a hot BBQ on a swoop.

[–]all_my_rage -1 points0 points ago

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That's where my snake got to, now to find my kangaroo. Sorry, a couple of dingos broke in last night and let all the animals free.