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[–]noisyturtle 192 points193 points ago

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I see you enjoy the meta lovers special.

[–]jewishmafia1 5 points6 points ago

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yo dawg, i heard you like pizza, so we put pizza on your pizza so you can eat pizza while you eat pizza.

[–]IAMBEINGLOUDD 6 points7 points ago

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veggie pizza

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

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Redundant.

[–]RandomRunner 1 point2 points ago

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Pizzeption

[–]TerribleSenseOfHumor 56 points57 points ago

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Dude, you misspelled "meat."

Heh.

[–]hehehahaoohoohoo 4 points5 points ago

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Olive juice.

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[–]booooooooooooosh 3 points4 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE JUICE

-Hipster Hitler

[–]HazyEyedDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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wait...i dont know if the people who upvoted you actually realized your redundancy.

[–]CaitlinSarah87[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, that gets me all the time! i love you you, too?

NO.

Olive juice tube. (I love you, too)

[–]Cadsair 0 points1 point ago

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By my understanding he is quoting Family Guy, so the redundancy is not his own doing.

[–]MikoRiko 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't it be "Olive Juice too" seeing as "juice" represents "you" and "Olive juice you too" would translate to "I love you you too?"

[–]Kitsunami 1 point2 points ago

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As soon as I saw this, I wanted to rush in with a meta pun. Sadly, I am four hours late to the party. Well played.

[–]HazyEyedDinosaur 2 points3 points ago

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me too. so sad. i thought my time had come

[–]Benthetraveler 42 points43 points ago

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TIL Plinket has a reddit account..

[–]Hegs94 11 points12 points ago

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Oh thank god... I was worried there'd be no references to the man himself in this thread.

[–]Benthetraveler 19 points20 points ago

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Email me if you want a pizza-role or visit my webzone.

[–]RoflCopter4 18 points19 points ago

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What's wrong with your FAAAAAACE?

[–]Adremmalech 4 points5 points ago

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What the hell are you doing way down here? Get up to the top!

[–]OsterGuard 2 points3 points ago

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I just finished watching his star wars review.

[–]MstrKief 0 points1 point ago

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Watch Half in the Bag too :D

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 0 points1 point ago

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That's decent, but can't compare with his Star Wars, and Star Trek reviews.

I want a new Star Trek or Star Wars to come out just to hear another one of his reviews.

[–]Yellerdog15 400 points401 points ago

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Yo dawg... I heard you like vegetables, so i put vegetables on your vegetables on your vegetables. So you can eat vegetables while you eat vegetables while you eat vegetables.

[–]bdepz 180 points181 points ago

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Upvote for reminding me that pizza is a vegetable.

[–]iamsmooth 16 points17 points ago

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I actually learned a little while ago about cauliflower pizza crust. This basically makes pizza a vegetable :o

[–]lowpockets 0 points1 point ago

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Commenting just do I remember to come back and try this, sounds epic :)

[–]richalex2010 5 points6 points ago

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If you're using Chrome or Firefox, Reddit Enhancement Suite. You can save individual comments just like you can save posts.

[–]sosb 1 point2 points ago

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Or Safari

[–]wolfkstaag 2 points3 points ago

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Wh... what?

[–]groglisterine 4 points5 points ago

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Change 'do' for 'so'.

[–]lowpockets 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks :)

[–]MissL 0 points1 point ago

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lowpockets is on their phone, it's difficult to save reddit comments when on your phone

[–]lowpockets 0 points1 point ago

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I was and it was early in the morning :)

[–]GreatSince86 10 points11 points ago

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Except it was never actually classified as one.

[–]BernzSed 27 points28 points ago

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Just nutritionally equivalent to one.

To me, it's kind of like the Hanukkah story. "There was only enough tomato sauce for one serving, but then the lobbyists spoke to Congress, and the tomato sauce lasted for four servings! It was a miracle!"

[–]richalex2010 10 points11 points ago

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The actual wording of the law was something to the effect of "The FDA can't change its requirements for tomato paste and puree". It didn't make pizza nutritionally equivalent to a vegetable, it prevented a change in the amount of tomato paste and puree necessary to count as a serving of vegetables. They way things are after that law passed is exactly the same as it was before, but the media and bloggers got every idiot thinking "congress declared pizza a vegetable".

[–]JustinTime112 2 points3 points ago

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Classic case of Reddit telephone! Analysis of Reddit logic over time:

Congress says FDA can not change tomato sauce to be worth less vegetable servings ->

Congress says FDA should change tomato sauce used in pizza to be worth more vegetable servings ->

Congress says FDA should make pizza be worth more vegetable servings ->

Congress declares pizza a vegetable

Predicted next stage:

->

congress r vegetable pizzas lol

[–]yetanotherx 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, it was MSNBC logic (or one of those news sites). They were the first to declare "pizza a vegetable".

[–]richalex2010 1 point2 points ago

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I generally assume that anyone railing against the media is a nutcase, but in this case it's actually true; somewhere between "don't change things" and "pizza = vegetable", the media started sensationalizing things and nobody bothered to fact-check the claims. Every national and local news source picked up on it, and it was all over the internet, with almost nobody actually bothering to read the text of the legislation to see what Congress had actually done. It's downright embarrassing for anyone who perpetuated that myth.

[–]HazyEyedDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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it's not. that's a myth. like the loch ness monster.

[–]Aitioma 0 points1 point ago

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The Loch Ness monster is real! I saw it in a movie. :(

[–]lordcypres 0 points1 point ago

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Total support dude. :)

[–]HazyEyedDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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haha i was hoping someone would finish my quote, but I'm apparently the only fan of grim adventures here

[–]Backpedal 21 points22 points ago

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I like 2am chili ice soap on my pizza. No number for Jakucha.

[–]d3jg 8 points9 points ago

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3 almost forgotten references in one comment. Job well done keeping it alive, Backpedal. I particularly liked "no number for Jakucha". That was a greate one.

[–]TheoQ99 16 points17 points ago

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You thought these memes were dead? NOPE! Chuck Testa.

[–]eltommonator 15 points16 points ago

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Stop beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]mogurin 12 points13 points ago

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Alright, correct me if I'm wrong, but Congress just said that pizza can be considered part of the "Vegetable" category because it contains vegetables, they didn't say it IS a vegetable. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills...

[–]You-Can-Quote-Me 4 points5 points ago

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It also contains fruits... couldn't it be part of the fruit category too then, by their own logic I mean.

[–]nixonrichard 6 points7 points ago

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It hasn't contained fruit since 1893 . . . by decree of the supreme court:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden

[–]You-Can-Quote-Me 4 points5 points ago

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Well played sir, also, TIL.

Question: Do you think that would also count for green bell peppers? Those are botanically fruits as well and yet are often classified as Vegetables.

But there is still Pineapple, not an overly popular topping I know, but it's still done often.

[–]nixonrichard 3 points4 points ago

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also: olives

[–]richalex2010 4 points5 points ago

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If you ask a chef, what will he/she tell you it is? That's what it is, culinarily speaking. Vegetables don't exist in the botanical world, so many vegetables (including things like peas) are botanically fruits. The culinary definition is based on how you cook and eat it, the botanical definition is based on how it grows; while there's a fair amount of overlap, the two are completely different and should not be confused.

[–]corbygray528 1 point2 points ago

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Botanically, tomatoes are fruit... Botanically, vegetables aren't even an actual category.

[–]Tyleroo8 4 points5 points ago

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"It also contains fruits... couldn't it be part of the fruit category too then, by their own logic I mean. " -You-Can-Quote-Me

[–]Woovie 2 points3 points ago

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But people enjoy making fun of the United States gov't, so of course they take it completely out of context. The internet is full of a lot of dumb people I suppose.

[–]richalex2010 0 points1 point ago

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You've got the right idea, but they didn't even go that far; the law itself just prohibits the FDA (or whoever it is that regulates these things) from changing the amount of tomato paste or puree that counts as a serving of vegetables. The media (or bloggers, whoever did it first) pulled the whole "Congress declares pizzas to be vegetables" bullshit out of their ass, and most everyone here at least ate it right up.

[–]spacely_sprocket 0 points1 point ago

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I would never eat a vegetable that had been in congress' ass.

[–]cairdeas 4 points5 points ago

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Pizza... I mean VEGETABLECEPTION

[–]YoDawgIHeardULike 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for having my back man.

[–]blix797 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I see Pizza rolls on top of bagel bites on top of mini pizzas on top of a regular pizza, so it can go one deeper. Vegetables on your vegetables on your vegetables on your vegetables.

[–]SenorMonoculo 25 points26 points ago

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That's just how I like my salads: American.

[–]Hegs94 9 points10 points ago

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Email me on this webzone if you want a Pizza Roll!!!

[–]ihatepants 7 points8 points ago

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now i've got the bagel bites song stuck in my head

PIZZA IN THE MORNING PIZZA IN THE EVENING PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!!!!!

[–]meatee 2 points3 points ago

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True story: I sometimes sing this in the shower, Rob Zombie style.

[–]MrTeddybear 0 points1 point ago

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Lucky. I've had the Rescue Rangers theme song stuck in my head for a fucking week. Still won't leave. Bonus points if you actually remember the lyrics and tune. NOT JUST THE CHORUS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[–]wolf_op 0 points1 point ago

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I have been waiting for the right time to post this

[–]rogurd 0 points1 point ago

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best remix of a commercial EVER

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 0 points1 point ago

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See my user name if you want to get that song out of your head.

[–]fustercluck 20 points21 points ago

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fractal pizza?

[–]RimedWords 4 points5 points ago

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Inside the Totino's Pizza Rolls are entire universes made of pizza.

[–]meatpopsicle999 6 points7 points ago

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It's pizzas all the way down.

[–]McLovin804 39 points40 points ago

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[–]Chronophilia 15 points16 points ago

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You might say it's a meme within a meme.

[–]dwibby 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Killzark 36 points37 points ago

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This for sure belongs in /r/trees. The people there will go nuts for this shit.

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[–]TheoQ99 11 points12 points ago

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Is there any altered version of this where he pulls off glasses indefinitely without them all coming off?

[–]Alexander-The-Less 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jyapman 2 points3 points ago

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bahaha! koreans at their finest

[–]almightylurker 2 points3 points ago

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Shindong and Kyuhyun <3

[–]michael5098 1 point2 points ago

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(for those interested) that's kyuhyun and shindong from Super Junior

[–]uhleckseee 3 points4 points ago

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We are among you. I know that I, for one, am very fucking tempted.

[–]autogeneratedreply[S] 22 points23 points ago

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We cook your pizza. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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we are stoners. and we are everywhere duuuuuude.

[–]TheKingOfThePark 8 points9 points ago

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That's awful. Mouth burns to the fourth degree.

[–]dzkn 3 points4 points ago

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  1. Wait 2 months.
  2. Post this photo again.
  3. ???
  4. Karma profit.

Karmadecay

[–]WillyMyWonka 8 points9 points ago

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[–]johanbcn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Calvin_v_Hobbes 0 points1 point ago

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wtf did i just watch...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this was made for /r/trees

[–]RiNgO70 2 points3 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza, so i put pizza on your pizza with pizza ,so you can eat pizza while eating pizza with pizza on top!

[–]ductile_bravery 0 points1 point ago

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There are like 3 layers of pizza there you're neglecting.

[–]mks351 2 points3 points ago

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The toppings I like on my pizza. The vegetables I like on my vegetables. FTFY.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yo dog

[–]GabeRubsYou 2 points3 points ago

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YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PIZZA

[–]matthank 42 points43 points ago

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P I Z Z E P T I O N

[–]ohiostatefan24 31 points32 points ago

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

[–]kuyanatan 2 points3 points ago

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We need to go deeper.

[–]ohiostatefan24 13 points14 points ago

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It works like this, the further we go, the karma slows on the upper levels. Everything works faster in the lower levels. Be warned, if you go too deep, your comment may not be seen. Your karma will move to Limbo, where it will be what you make it. But it may drive you insane.

[–]samb0t 0 points1 point ago

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deepdish-er.

[–]Samsquamptch 4 points5 points ago

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I N F A R C T I O N

[–]spillycayo 3 points4 points ago

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upvoting you for not calling this "i heard you like pizza" or "yo dawg".

[–]meta_numbers 1 point2 points ago

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Yo yo yo, what's up everybody, my name is Justin Heard, and I'm getting ready to eat 40 pizza rolls.

[–]ductile_bravery 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's had plenty of practice.....

[–]redditor323 1 point2 points ago

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Are you saying you like vegetables on your pizza?

[–]justinkor 1 point2 points ago

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Are you wickedly obese?

[–]nickateen 1 point2 points ago

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MOAR PEETZA

[–]candyman420 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus fucking christ, dude.

[–]jettrscga 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm normally glad that I'm not an anus, but tonight I am especially glad I am not your anus.

Don't forget to take a smartphone so you have something to do when the storm hits!

[–]dasdumdum 1 point2 points ago

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where's the BACON!?!

[–]loudygirl 1 point2 points ago

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Yo dawg, we heard you like pizza..

[–]jordanhearn 1 point2 points ago

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[–]noscarstoshow 1 point2 points ago

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Yo Dog, we heard you like pizza!

[–]iiN33dAnAdult 1 point2 points ago

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Yo Dawg, I heard you like pizza...

[–]puma0927 1 point2 points ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]skeetskeetwatergun 1 point2 points ago

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YO DAWG....

[–]Luckylisp 1 point2 points ago

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Pizza with a fractal dimension!

[–]ceezytaughtyou 1 point2 points ago

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yo dawg, I heard you like pizza, so I put some pizza on your pizza, on your pizza, on your pizza, so you can eat pizza while you eat pizza, while you eat pizza, while you eat pizza.

[–]negatron_questioneer 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the best Onion image ever.

[–]Thucydides76 0 points1 point ago

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that...isn't a bad idea

[–]mrsticknote 3 points4 points ago

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This... is... GENIUS!!!! How could I not have figured this out sooner. I feel like I've wasted my life. Oh god my past just got a lot lamer without this invention involved.

[–]SenselessNoise 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!!!

[–]kyoutenshi 1 point2 points ago

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GODDAMN IT BILLY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[–]killah772 2 points3 points ago

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Mother. Of. God. Must. Eat....

[–]4crazy 3 points4 points ago

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bites on bagels on personal on pie, nice.

[–]homedoggieo 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord. I completely missed one of those layers until I saw this comment.

[–]Knewtworiddet 2 points3 points ago

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I don't like vegetables that much...

[–]jrapantera 1 point2 points ago

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This is just horrible.

[–]Forever_A_Noob 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm, needs bacon.

[–]alwayschewsgum 0 points1 point ago

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Needs a layer of hotpockets in there somewhere. Perhaps the pizza rolls inside them as well.

[–]CaptAwesomepants 0 points1 point ago

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You must be stoned out of your mind.

[–]mikachuu 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I like to eat things like this, and I'm not part of /r/trees whatsoever? Sometimes I just want to be a glutton, okay? I don't need an excuse except my own monstrous appetite.

[–]kuyanatan 0 points1 point ago

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I personally like a none pizza with left beef.

[–]rugggg 0 points1 point ago

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BEHOLD!!! the Ninth wonder of the world! The great Pyramids of the Vegetable known as Pizza!!!

[–]toThe9thPower 0 points1 point ago

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Lets be reasonable, Pizza Rolls are not made with the greatest quality ingredients. That is why I do not get putting it on your pizza.. they are good don't get me wrong, but we all know real pizza is WAY better

[–]imhereforwtf 0 points1 point ago

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Whaaaat?! No cookies!?!

[–]Bmth94 0 points1 point ago

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Dat Heat attack.

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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What are a bunch of foreskins doing on your pizza?

[–]kibble 0 points1 point ago

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You got a fuck shit stack.

[–]ComradeKlink 0 points1 point ago

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It's pizza all the way down!

[–]cooldead 0 points1 point ago

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are those pizza bites from walgreens

[–]mrupyours13 0 points1 point ago

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Thats more like pizza beneath the toppings

[–]Koozey 0 points1 point ago

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Now for the Sriracha, El Yucateco, Texas Pete hot sauce layer, followed closely by a ranch dressing coat.

[–]sosb 0 points1 point ago

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And then put it in a calzone.

[–]Inidi6 0 points1 point ago

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It was love at first sight.

[–]oath_keeper 0 points1 point ago

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That's a tasty looking salad.

[–]Trowa060 0 points1 point ago

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One day you will know it by it's true name: heart disease.

[–]thankumrminer 0 points1 point ago

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heart attack

[–]crazyisraeli 0 points1 point ago

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Tautological pizza is tautological

[–]tehchief117 0 points1 point ago

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Something something sucks your dick

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

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AMURIKA!

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

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WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

[–]nomnomgardettos 0 points1 point ago

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[–]feorag 0 points1 point ago

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We need to go deeper.

[–]Ivaar 0 points1 point ago

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Yay the pizza lover's pizza! The recursive pizza!

[–]Wald0 0 points1 point ago

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how high were you when you created that?

[–]Ticker305 0 points1 point ago

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Inceptioroni pizza

[–]el_refrigerator 0 points1 point ago

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I like pepperoni and 9mm bullets

[–]Derpsbro 0 points1 point ago

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would you like some pizza with your pizza ?

[–]radioactive_starfish 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what that weird little toga man was advertising when he kept yelling about a 'Pizza Pizza'!

[–]zaphod_fl 0 points1 point ago

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I made you a Pizza. What flavor? PIZZA FLAVOR!

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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Pizzeption

[–]vosinterioiam 0 points1 point ago

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you should put this in r/trees

[–]NewDrekSilver 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw this on my front page, I thought it would be from /r/trees.

[–]Tabun 0 points1 point ago

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Salad!

[–]Cuisee 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more pizza.

[–]Bad_Badger 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cma6250 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing low carb diet starts tomorrow?

[–]Eff_Tee 0 points1 point ago

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Needs pizza flavored pringles crumbled on top.

[–]J4degrees 0 points1 point ago

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I heard you like pizza. So i put pizza on your pizza.

[–]Ghost_Queef 0 points1 point ago

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insert picture of Xzibit

[–]madhaxor 0 points1 point ago

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ok now put that in a deep dish pizza

[–]Muscle2Go 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Dawg

[–]shiny_shiny 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I gagged.

[–]JoshHiggins 0 points1 point ago

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[–]krevo 0 points1 point ago

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Xzibit would be perplexed.

[–]BadAndNationwide 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drewuke 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Dawg, I heard you liked explaining pictures, so I downvoted you.

[–]ChuckSpears 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Dawg, I like your style, so I upvoted you for downvoting OP

[–]killerfirefly81 0 points1 point ago

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This might be the greatest food item I have ever seen.

[–]Meh_its_Andrew 0 points1 point ago

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Pizzaception! We must go deeper!

[–]Rabbadxs 0 points1 point ago

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That would burn the fuck out of your mouth.

[–]FrenchieSmalls 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DeSaad 0 points1 point ago

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Inner fractal toppings. Approves.

[–]e-kul 0 points1 point ago

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If you found it on the Internet... Leave it there.

[–]plustwoagainsttrolls 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hobo4Craft 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg....

[–]Dr_Victor_Friess 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever happened to thisiswhyyourefat.com?

[–]richman89 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza....

[–]dirty1391 -3 points-2 points ago

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You all had 0 points for comments, i brought you back to life. Oh and this pizza looks fucking delicious.

[–]shadmere 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for trying, man.

[–]dirty1391 1 point2 points ago

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thank you sir, same to you sir

[–]GingerGirl82 -3 points-2 points ago

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Yo dawg.....

[–]theothernewguy -3 points-2 points ago

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I have a feeling this guy would probably love this.

[–]Torrzilla -3 points-2 points ago

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It can't be tasty to eat that pizza. There would be way too much bread in each bite. Why not just order a larger diameter pizza next time?

[–]luvtosee 6 points7 points ago

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No Karma in doing that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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because when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!