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[–]NotFrank 219 points220 points ago

This could be a new game: "Orgasm Or ...."

[–]Pemby 100 points101 points ago

Sometimes in jujitsu class there's an odd number of students so the rotation for grappling has someone resting for a bout then you cycle back in. When it's my turn to rest I like to look around at everyone's faces and think about how they probably look the same while orgasming.

Also, I am the only girl in class.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago*

Sometimes, in JiuJitsu class, I like to stare at the only girl in class until she pulls guard on somebody, then crawl up next to her and whisper in her ear, "Is it in yet?" Just so you know.

[–]thecoupe 24 points25 points ago

Holy shit. That is the whiniest subreddit ever.

[–]on_the_redpill 11 points12 points ago

Seriously... what the fuck are they going to do? This is anonymous, people are going to say things, and make jokes.

That whole subreddit reminds me of a certain type of person -The person who hasn't really come to terms with racism/ sexism/ homophobia and hasn't really moved past it. They're almost pretentious activists.

I'm a white guy with black/ gay/ and close platonic female friends. (yeah I know it's cliche to say) Anyway, I couldn't give two fucks about sex, color, sexuality... but there are many funnies to be made about lifestyle differences. Humor can be a way to embrace them. I get hetero flack, white flack, and man flack... and I dish it all back. good times.

Anyway, there exist people, for example my friends who don't really have close black friends or closer gay friends. If I make harmless jokes about culture or go into imitation mode they look at me weird, like I'm fucked in the head for being outwardly 'so disrespectful'. They simply don't understand how far past it all I really am... so far that I can make jokes that should be able to be made.

-The irony is that they seem like the homophobic, sexist, racist ones to me...

[–]demontaoist 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, HITLARIOUS.

I, for one, think it's great that reddit has a safe place where white middle class undergrads can go and express to each other how fucking much they fucking hate fucking bigots.

I mean some people don't know basic sociological jargon! What kind of fucking world is this?!

[–]NothingsShocking 2 points3 points ago

that was a rather insightful look into the mind of a young girl. now if i'm working out at the gym, i'm going to be all self conscious of the faces I'm making.

[–]athaeryn 1 point2 points ago

...Katy?

[–]snatchamike 12 points13 points ago

"or... prolapsed anus."

[–]wiffwaffweapon 7 points8 points ago

Taking a shit or....?

[–]avonlakeguy 1 point2 points ago

Orgasm or Super Saiyan bowel movement

[–]flippingasian 138 points139 points ago

[–]yonicay 22 points23 points ago

those pictures are terrifying. Armin looks like he is having a good time though.

[–]HughManatee 32 points33 points ago

When entering a spin, be sure to keep your armin.

[–]insertuniquename 1 point2 points ago

And your anus clenched.

[–]mypsychoticself 2 points3 points ago

[–]delta_450 2 points3 points ago

Caption for all of them: I came

[–]Zbeeble 1 point2 points ago

[–]SliceOfButter 39 points40 points ago

Holy mega-derp

[–]amheekin 11 points12 points ago

Seriously, how are his eyes even doing that?

[–]meditonsin 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of this guy for some reason.

[–]LostFromYoutube 1 point2 points ago

This is too good to be true... where's the "nigger" in all this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He's trying to see the top of his hair.

[–]lostring 35 points36 points ago

God, the third guy from the left up top kills me. He's just having a great time!

[–]BombTheCity 1 point2 points ago

It's the Phelps of diving. That is why he is so happy.

[–]MistaPita 421 points422 points ago

[–]ramdac 222 points223 points ago

[–]DicksonYamada 42 points43 points ago

I don't think anyone wants to know more than the one upside down guy.

[–]ramdac 11 points12 points ago

the upside down guy somehow got stuck to the guy above him. ಠ_ಠ

[–]hannerbananer422 1 point2 points ago

Upside down guy sounds like greased up deaf guy.

[–]xcdrif 3 points4 points ago

Couldn't it be both?

[–]ramdac 2 points3 points ago

scat porn.. got it.

[–]Switche 4 points5 points ago

That's how I saw this post originally, it was titled something like "extreme pooping added to olympics"

[–]Anathema47 1 point2 points ago

Llllet's play America's favorite game: Dive, Dump or Dick-in-the-ass! :applause:

[–]Jazzbandrew 65 points66 points ago

Speaking of Olympic athletic porn, I'd pay to see some interracial Phelps on Bolt porn. I wonder how long they would last?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 62 points63 points ago

And people say I'm weird.

[–]Jazzbandrew 28 points29 points ago*

Which Olympic athlete do you think has the bigger dick you think? I'd think it might be Phelps, but both their thingies have to be small to be aerodynamic, right?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]anonymous-coward 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, it's hydro-dynamic.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

When it hits the cold water it doesn't matter.

[–]MissL 1 point2 points ago

I dunno, he might have special speedos to um... keep him streamlined.

[–]balickma 9 points10 points ago

Well, they'd probably both finish in record time.

[–]meowmeister 2 points3 points ago

interectal FTFY

[–]gtogto84 50 points51 points ago

Divers are hot! Alexandre Depatie

[–]arreter 27 points28 points ago

The giant bandaged toe is very distracting for me.

[–]QuestionSign 13 points14 points ago

really i was suddenly rooting for canada tbh

[–]spreague92 10 points11 points ago

Conveniently placed maple leaf...

[–]LMAO0OO 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if dudes are diving or pooping.

Then you have that guy that's upside down, doin it tub girl style.

[–]Plantalones 1 point2 points ago

Haha Morning after taco Tuesday

[–]joetromboni 17 points18 points ago

they are all pooping !

[–]sortanos 15 points16 points ago

Well, Nr.7 will regret his position.

[–]Jordan220 86 points87 points ago

2: IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]heyimpro 18 points19 points ago

[–]wewtaco 8 points9 points ago

I thought the same thing. 2nd from the left, 2nd from the top.

[–]naked_ditchdigger 58 points59 points ago

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

[–]SF4L 7 points8 points ago

Seeing all these faces staring at me must be what its like being a kindergarten teacher.

[–]MiddleNameS 1 point2 points ago

i have never shit in a pool. looking back tho i wish i did

[–]ruudeboy 1 point2 points ago

dude you dont get the joke

[–]WiktorMcman 56 points57 points ago

my rong rost famiry!

FTFY

[–]appropriate_name 28 points29 points ago

ha ha, he made the l's into r's! Top notch comedy!

[–]manys 12 points13 points ago

it's because of the asian thing.

[–]PolarBere 3 points4 points ago

Rooby-Rooby-Roo

[–]CaptainCaspian 15 points16 points ago

Olympic divers mid-vinegar strokes.

[–]CatrickSwayze 4 points5 points ago

i saw into his soul

[–]MustStopMasturbating 26 points27 points ago

Reminds me of Beautiful Agony in a way.

[–]revwhack 22 points23 points ago

Slams money on counter Fuck this no fap February bullshit, I'm out.

[–]bloodwrage 4 points5 points ago

These photos are making me horny.

[–]drawmesunshine 1 point2 points ago

What is this magic?

[–]desmoinesdavid 11 points12 points ago

I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS.....ARGGGGHHHHHH FRIEZA!!!!!!

[–]joe9494t 11 points12 points ago

they look like there's a cannonball coming out of their anus.

[–]ginakirsch 7 points8 points ago

I came.

[–]NotFrank 23 points24 points ago

So did they

[–]shinshanjr 1 point2 points ago

I saw.

[–]PolythenePam 32 points33 points ago

How very arousing! Seriously, they look like there are experiencing the peak of an epic orgasm while doing some crazy ass Kama sutra sex shit.

[–]jacquetheripper 25 points26 points ago

I accidentally pooped a little trying to do those faces.

[–]Wiggles420 44 points45 points ago

You did feces not faces.

[–]Icweinerx2 4 points5 points ago

What are you talking about, I thought thats how everyone pooped!

[–]DeusExMachinist 2 points3 points ago

Crazy ass-Kama sutra sex

[–]Z3F 17 points18 points ago

Correction: Olympic divers' mid-dive, pooping, orgasm, and rage face.

[–]Nawti 30 points31 points ago

Numbering Left to right, starting with the top row:

  1. Is very angry at having to dive
  2. Is hurtling on a motorcycle while naked with giant porcupines chasing him
  3. And not a single fuck was given
  4. Is very nervous about having to dive
  5. Is trying to weightlift himself
  6. I don't even
  7. Is taking anti-depressants while jumping on a moonbounce
  8. Is taking the biggest shit of his life
  9. Is trying to sneeze his lung up
  10. Is trying to not sneeze his lung up
  11. I don't even
  12. Is sky diving without a parachute and the only way he will live is by pressing the button on the tip of his nose with his tongue to activate his flight form

[–]flyleaf2424 4 points5 points ago

11: "Some people tell me I have misaligned eyes, but don't you think they look normal?"

[–]Tiki_Lamp 2 points3 points ago

6: Motor-boating Jesus

[–]nuinbot 1 point2 points ago

2: Powering up to go Super Saiyan!

[–]Speye 1 point2 points ago

  1. "WTF happened to the pool?"
  2. "Uh-huh no way Jose" (in a sin-song manner)
  3. "Dude I'm so high right now"
  4. "I hate colonoscopies!"
  5. "That pole at the bottom better be greased!"
  6. (Unable to comment due to having run top speed into a glass door)
  7. "Fa La-La-La-La, La La La La"
  8. "Must...not...breathe..."
  9. Sneezed his eyeballs out
  10. Transformation level: Asian.
  11. "I have no idea where to look"
  12. "Prove your manhood by given birth, they said!"

[–]alishainreallife 6 points7 points ago

That last guy looks like he's taking the most epic shit of his life.

[–]MonotonousMan 1 point2 points ago

The tongue just puts it over the top

[–]RageOverflows 14 points15 points ago*

[–]mortarnpistol 8 points9 points ago

Why does the guy in the upper left have a ping pong ball between his toes?

[–]derf_gerbler 10 points11 points ago

that is his toe

[–]MrAvenged 4 points5 points ago

Repost

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

[–]Chase93 4 points5 points ago

Derp derp and awaaaay.

[–]AGATECH 3 points4 points ago

These must be shopped onto toilets asap.

[–]RetroRocket 3 points4 points ago

If anything needed a Brazzers logo, it would be this image.

[–]Pandaura 3 points4 points ago

Where is the female version of this?

[–]whats_a_lumpkin 15 points16 points ago

[–]TheSmallThingsInLife 5 points6 points ago

I knew it!

[–]NewbCactus 6 points7 points ago

My mom came into the room and thought I was watching gay porn.ಠ_ಠ

[–]betterthanthee 13 points14 points ago

I'm sure she's used to that by now...

[–]imahugger 2 points3 points ago

IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]a101kl 2 points3 points ago

IMPOSSIBRU!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

i spotted the IMPOSSIBRU man

[–]Roomy 2 points3 points ago

Number 2: "I'm at Orympics? IMPOSSIBURU!"

[–]latusthegoat 3 points4 points ago

IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!

[–]ivanmarsh 1 point2 points ago

Those are absolutely fabulous images! Could not stop laughing.

[–]Darth_Monkey 1 point2 points ago

They all look like they are taking it up the ass. The way their legs are positioned and how they are holding them doesn't help either....

[–]zacher89 1 point2 points ago

Vinegar strokes for sure.

[–]lihart 1 point2 points ago

This gives me a good reference point for knowing if I'm doing it right.

[–]epicitous1 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a weird ky jelly advert

[–]Twiggeh-Leaf 1 point2 points ago

Now imagine they're all trying to take an enormous shit.......

[–]rofler 1 point2 points ago

third guy on the right, first row...looks like he just had THE BEST orgasm

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

third guy on the right, 
first row...looks like he just had 
THE BEST orgasm

[–]SolarTsunami 1 point2 points ago

I dont know if Ive ever laughed this hard at something on Reddit before. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Vinegar strokes!

[–]jordaniac89 1 point2 points ago

Impossibru!

[–]pigheart 1 point2 points ago

[–]bgb111 1 point2 points ago

Faces i make when taking a huge shit.

[–]jayaoyama 1 point2 points ago

how some impossibru!! women with breastuses?

-jay was here!

[–]cycopl 1 point2 points ago

So much rageface potential in this pic.

[–]cnet14 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a few people had chili at 2 am...

[–]trousersmurph 1 point2 points ago

you misspelt "First time taking it in the ass."

[–]Luke_Hero 1 point2 points ago

Oh my I can see the "IMPOSSIBRU!" guy!

[–]WhitePostIt 1 point2 points ago

They all look like they're having the worst orgasm EVER.

[–]fancyfire 1 point2 points ago

IMPOSIBRU

[–]econometrician 5 points6 points ago

Impossibru Level: Orgasm.

[–]shrike71 3 points4 points ago

We've all had poops like that.. amirite?

[–]Impartofthingstoo 5 points6 points ago

Okay this repost storm needs to stop.

[–]FC2SparkleMotion 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]Dunkshot32 1 point2 points ago

I love the third guys face.... I'm also slightly drunk/

[–]kayzingzingy 1 point2 points ago

Position 2,2 is Impossibru's brother

[–]m4xm4n 1 point2 points ago

That reminds me.... I must pooop.

[–]jseever 1 point2 points ago

[–]kernelhappy 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, looks like a bunch of the video thumbnails I skip over on certain websites.

[–]Trolling_Stone 0 points1 point ago

They all look like they're taking a shit to save their lives

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point ago

Oh god.... what have you done

[–]thealaskanmike 0 points1 point ago

Also titled, homosexuals taking it for the first time.

[–]BanginBrozillian 0 points1 point ago

Is that what they call it nowadays?

[–]Herpderp84 0 points1 point ago

And they all look like they're taking a gargantuan shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That'll be the look on my face if this doesn't make frontpage

[–]Jiffpants 0 points1 point ago

Having a rough night, myself. Thanks :)

[–]KantLemon 0 points1 point ago

My mom walked in and thought I was watching a gay gallery of nude men porn.

[–]Samigator 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to slip them some laxatives.

[–]BeardedAxWound 0 points1 point ago

That's the "ooooo" face

[–]OsterGuard 0 points1 point ago

No. 3: I just don't give a fuck.

[–]Metallovingent 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel when I get home from eating at a mexican resturaunt.

[–]SaxSalute 0 points1 point ago

That third guy is enjoying himself!

[–]FauxHulk 0 points1 point ago

The one on the top right reminds me of Dave Grohl.

[–]mhamilto6787 0 points1 point ago

We found the opposite of ladyboners

[–]Roninspoon 0 points1 point ago

So hot.

[–]jewcrewprez55 0 points1 point ago

SOOOO CONSTIPATED...

[–]kane91z 0 points1 point ago

pooping...

[–]Likestechlongtime 0 points1 point ago

This picture gives me the urge to sneeze

[–]SixSeasonsNAMovie 0 points1 point ago

(one from the right, bottom) thats my sex face

[–]marshstar9 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see this but with baseball pitcher's faces.

[–]TheKooze 0 points1 point ago

loving the last one! looks like he is pinching one out :)

[–]keagator 0 points1 point ago

Third on bottom, is that even possible?

[–]FallenHeretic 0 points1 point ago

They look like they're all EXTREMELY constipated and having a horrifying time trying to take a shit of epic proportions.

[–]reLAX75 0 points1 point ago

doubles as 12 epic vinegar strokes

[–]RdtElmahdi 0 points1 point ago

Was that the Japanese team only?

[–]nicholaaaas 0 points1 point ago

so they achieve rotation by shitting in their speedos?

[–]xarizard 0 points1 point ago

That is wasted energy

[–]Onredditmebeerget 0 points1 point ago

Wanna see my "O" face?

[–]j4z7y 0 points1 point ago

someone should make a quiz with these pics mixed with porno ones and you have to guess which is which

[–]lukeisopinionated 0 points1 point ago

Asians win again..:/

[–]Xaoalo 0 points1 point ago

As it turns out, these are all faces I make during sex.

[–]novalin 0 points1 point ago

This is gold Jerry -- gold

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Looks to me like they're having a fabulous time.

[–]fromtheashes87 0 points1 point ago

IMMMMPOSSSIIBRUUUUUUU. Sorry I had to.

[–]Baconstrips46 0 points1 point ago

It looks suspiciously like they are on drugs and taking a shit

[–]joulesisenergy 0 points1 point ago

They all look like they are taking just the most dramatic shits.

[–]caroline423 0 points1 point ago

I might just be wasted, but... where are right two, down two's teeth?

[–]russman2500 0 points1 point ago

To me this looks like epic shit taking poses

[–]NeverTryThisAtHome 0 points1 point ago

Enema faces?

[–]Exoandy 0 points1 point ago

Vinegar face.

[–]zumbrunn7 0 points1 point ago

best thing ever!!

[–]Slim_Calhoun 0 points1 point ago

Looks . . . like . . . fun?

[–]Smy90 0 points1 point ago

Ass ta ass!

[–]TheSignPost 0 points1 point ago

The guy in the lower left corner, is it Beavis or Butthead?

[–]MedievalKnieval 0 points1 point ago

Third one on top row looks like Mitt Romney.

[–]Almightyfication 0 points1 point ago

They're all getting screwed by Satan :D

[–]karankshah 0 points1 point ago

You never go full retard.

[–]Scope72 0 points1 point ago

Number 6: The Predator?

[–]Ratlettuce 0 points1 point ago

Show them your O-face! Gooood boy!!!!!

[–]DonPancake 0 points1 point ago

looks even better if you think about it as extreme dumping/deucing competetion pictures

[–]hogfart 0 points1 point ago

The third dude in the top row looks like he's taking the best shit of his life.

[–]RabidCrab 0 points1 point ago

Olympic divers mid-shit.

[–]Kareha 0 points1 point ago

They look like they're taking epic shits.

[–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Would have been way better without the title.

[–]cassie-raeg 0 points1 point ago

They look constipated

[–]acidvolt 0 points1 point ago

NEW RAGE FACES!!! YEAH!!

[–]RhinoMan2112 0 points1 point ago

Shit-lympics- constipated division

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point ago

I think some of these dudes need mid-wives

[–]Big_Whig 0 points1 point ago

The bottom right picture is actually just me shitting

[–]Karkelo 0 points1 point ago

The inspiration for Elder Scrolls Oblivion NPC's faces.