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[–]Cogsy16 56 points57 points ago

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Bill Wyman from The Rolling Stones dated a 13 year old at age 47, he later married her.

[–]qubqub 59 points60 points ago

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From Wikipedia:

On 2 June 1989 Wyman married 18-year-old Mandy Smith whom he had been dating since she was 13. Their relationship was the subject of considerable media attention. The marriage ended in spring 1991, although the divorce was not finalised until 1993.[16] In 1993, while Wyman was still married to Smith, Stephen, his son from his first marriage, became engaged to Smith's mother.

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[–]pixel7000 18 points19 points ago

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Wait wait wait.

his son from his first marriage, became engaged to Smith's mother

That would mean, if Stephen and Mandy's mom were to have a baby, this child would be Mandy's brother and grandson at the same time... so ultimately Mandy will become her own grandma?

[–]CerpinTaxes 4 points5 points ago

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But without the new baby Wymans son is his father in law, which makes Wyman his own grandfather in law.

[–]GraveMask 10 points11 points ago

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Tim Allen is in her music video at :44 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Keu-Ny-bsQ

Wut

[–]Maitland3 10 points11 points ago

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The irony of the song being called "I just cant wait" is fantastic

[–]zooswithoutzebras 1 point2 points ago

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my jam.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 1 point2 points ago

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Dem Shoulderpads.

[–]USMCsniper 2 points3 points ago

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dat 8th grader

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 4 points5 points ago

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In 1993, while Wyman was still married to Smith, Stephen, his son from his first marriage, became engaged to Smith's mother. - Wiki

[–]Trekky0623 12 points13 points ago

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So Stephen's his own grandfather in law?

[–]pbostrom 10 points11 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/tCp90.gif , please continue

[–]20bDOTorg -1 points0 points ago

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What a fucking asshole.

[–]pepperman7 6 points7 points ago

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The Prophet Jacob was afraid something like this would happen when he decided to add Wifi access to the compound.

[–]MonkeeSage 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DelphicLike 7 points8 points ago

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On Tumblr, the question was directed at the person that 'commented' and was sent via anonymous message.

[–]flowstoneknight 11 points12 points ago

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Okay fine, geez. My boyfriend is 47 and I'm 13, is that dad?

There, happy? ಠ_ಠ

[–]darknesspk89 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, just giving me hope..... Me-gusta.jpg

[–]McLovin804 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I thought that's how you spelled it...

[–]theblackthunder[!] 3 points4 points ago

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dad? i thought she spelled rape wrong.

[–]iAurion 0 points1 point ago

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"why don't you have a seat?"

[–]greengirl31 0 points1 point ago

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okay first off. lets toss out the word Dad and say GRANDPA! because he basically 50, if you round up. I hope she learned how to round.. it would be extremely useful in this time of..... Confusion.

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[–]Robincognito 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is this garbage doing on the front page? It's a untrue Tumblr post with a predictable reply. Seriously? How is this funny?

[–]tan_ginger 0 points1 point ago

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maybe it's because i am drunk, but every post is funny tonight. good job

[–]FuckYouReposters 0 points1 point ago

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Comment win...but repost fail. Fuck you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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how lucky boyfriend!!

[–]Seriphe -4 points-3 points ago

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Okay, let me try...

My boyfriend is 47 and im 13, is that dad?

[–]Jestified -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think this has anything to do with that person's dad!!

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[–]PavelDatsyuk 6 points7 points ago

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No, she just loses at life.

[–]Jacosion -2 points-1 points ago

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Look out, we got a Jerry Lee Lewis over here.

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[–]tails57 6 points7 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/yNde6.png well this is awkward.

[–]muntoo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]terreann 2 points3 points ago

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Spelt is also an alternate spelling of spelled, although I'm sure you know that.

[–]tails57 6 points7 points ago

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I did, in fact. best to poke fun though :)